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bITt.mAN
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Switzerland3693 Posts
October 28 2009 20:31 GMT
#441
On October 26 2009 23:10 fanatacist wrote:
Rape is nothing but surprise sex, and sex is nothing but corporeal pleasure - assisted masturbation. No problems there.

BW4LYF . . . . . . PM me, I LOVE PMs. . . . . . Long live "NaDa's Body" . . . . . . Fantasy | Bisu/Best | Jaedong . . . . .
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
November 02 2009 07:47 GMT
#442
Larjarse, I'm waiting for the new thread. Don't have any ?'s atm but I don't like most of how this one turned out.
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
November 02 2009 10:46 GMT
#443
500 day anniversary coming up in 4 days.

what to do
manner
ThunderGod
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
New Zealand897 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-02 12:37:26
November 02 2009 11:10 GMT
#444
On November 02 2009 19:46 d_so wrote:
500 day anniversary coming up in 4 days.

what to do

500 roses.
"Certain forms of popular music nowadays, namely rap and hip hop styles, are just irritating gangsters bragging about their illegal exploits and short-sighted lifestyles." - Shiverfish ~2009
d_so
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)3262 Posts
November 02 2009 12:05 GMT
#445
are u stupid go ban yourself
manner
iloveambiguity
Profile Joined August 2009
United States81 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-11-16 17:42:31
November 16 2009 17:40 GMT
#446
So I got a fucking situation right now... Larjarse, you may recall i was into some girl and did like every thing to impress her... Well she told me the other day how we have to be friends, bla bla bla, so i suggested we should just not see each other, but she said we should still hang out, i said ok, how about you come to my place and have tea. I pretty much decided to switch to someone else, as i thought by dropping the f bomb, she was giving me the polite boot... Well, i was watching WCG final on a school comp lab, when i met this artsy fartsy girl. She invited me to her dorm room for tea (4am after wcg finals) and read me some very erotic poetry she wrote. She ended up in my lap making out that night, just one day after the previous girl dropped the f bomb.... I invited the artsy one over for dinner on Sunday, but i get a call from the previous gal. I facebook chatted her on wcg final dayand she thought i was sarcastic when i told her how my market value increases as i approach 30, and hers decreases at the same rate, so i cannot blame her for ending up on the friend side. Anyway, she was very upset and said i read things into what she said, but i do not know how i can misunderstand when she DID say we have to be friends.... She told me how it takes time for her, and she feels like she barely knows me. Funny thing is, i have been seeing her since august, and i open up to her way more often, so yeah she knows way more about me than i know about her. So we are to meet again on tuesday, and it sounds like she wants me( this girl never had a bf or even a kiss). So the artsy girl comes by, and again we slip tongue, but she tells me she is a virgin.... But what is really fucked up, when i was sucking on her titties, she like squirted some tasteless, acidic liquid into my mouth.. can she do that without being pregnant? She does sound and act like a virgin, but what if she simply wants me to shag her so that she can say i knocked her up...????????? And what to do with the other girl who claims to want to be friends, but insists on seeing me and getting to know me better.... Wow.... wtf? advice, thoughts???
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
November 16 2009 17:53 GMT
#447
On November 02 2009 19:46 d_so wrote:
500 day anniversary coming up in 4 days.

what to do


lol you should know
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