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LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-19 21:41:22
October 16 2009 22:08 GMT
#1
UPDATE: I ask forum moderators to watch this topic carefully. There are many members coming here just to argue with eachother or about advice given (alot of which I didn't even post) or just to flame and debunk this thread. I already asked everyone to be respectful and not to post if you don't have a question or some advice, or at least something constructive to say. If you wish to bicker with eachother: use PM, not this thread.



During the last couple weeks in livestream chatrooms, many desperate souls have come to me requesting advice on the ladies. Well as requested: here is the LarJarsE attraction and relationship tipline.

That's right! Attraction AND relationships. I've dealt with both in my days, and let me tell you: I know everything you need to know to get her to smile OR, make her fall in love (or lust, preferrably).

Are you curious about the way she acted? Are you curious about how you should act? When to make the move? Dating tips? The fact of the matter is: If you can learn about a game as in depth at Starcraft, you most likely have the intelligence and capability to turn yourself in to a superior, effecient, all confident ladies man woman attraction machine. You get better at Starcraft without some tips here and there, and dating is the same way.

Fire away, you have nothing to lose!

EDIT: If you can be specific about your situation or a hypothetical one, it would increase the quality of my advice.

EDIT: Remember to keep it clean and respectful. Thankyou.
AGAIN: If you don't have a question or answer, or have anything useful to say in this topic, please find somewhere else to post.

ANOTHER EDIT: This thread has gotten pretty hectic. There are many others trying to give advice. Even if someone else has attempted to answer a question, I will respond with my own personal insight. PMing me is also another way to get a question answered promply, as many others have already.
since 98'
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 16 2009 22:15 GMT
#2
Oooo... this'll be fun, lol
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 16 2009 22:18 GMT
#3
Who are you again?
Peace~
teekuppi
Profile Joined April 2008
78 Posts
October 16 2009 22:19 GMT
#4
Lovedoctor?
Oedi
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada265 Posts
October 16 2009 22:19 GMT
#5
Ok, i'll shoot, how do you convince a girl that your the bad boy the she always wanted to change?
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:20 GMT
#6
I understand that at first, you may be embarrassed or insecure to ask a question; but what asking a question online is as least embarrasing as it gets, and just shows that you are trying to improve your game.
since 98'
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 16 2009 22:21 GMT
#7
Why aren't the womens attracted to me? There's obviously something wrong with their gender as whole, and nothing wrong with myself, right?
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 16 2009 22:22 GMT
#8
lolol
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
geegee1
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States618 Posts
October 16 2009 22:23 GMT
#9
theres this girl i like in school but i have been always having trouble talking to her because im shy or because shes mostly quiet. i got rejected once by her but i cant get her off my mind. i really want a chance with her. any ideas of suggestion?
pew pew
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:24 GMT
#10
On October 17 2009 07:19 Oedi wrote:
Ok, i'll shoot, how do you convince a girl that your the bad boy the she always wanted to change?



Oedi, I don't suggest that you try to make yourself to look like the badboy, but IF you want to chose that path:

try getting a heart tattoo on your shoulder, and "accidently" expose it while taking off your leather jacket. if she doesn't say anything, say "you didn't see that, did you?"

BAM, instant attraction.

now for more serious questions
since 98'
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:26 GMT
#11
On October 17 2009 07:23 geegee1 wrote:
theres this girl i like in school but i have been always having trouble talking to her because im shy or because shes mostly quiet. i got rejected once by her but i cant get her off my mind. i really want a chance with her. any ideas of suggestion?


If you got rejected by a girl who you are still attracted to, you are better off waiting for a different approach. Talk to women confidently around her. Make yourself look like she should have taken advantage of the opportunity you gave her. After a couple or a few weeks, maybe she has changed her mind and you should start very casual conversation with her, nothing serious. She may look at you differently with your new confidence.
since 98'
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
October 16 2009 22:27 GMT
#12
On October 17 2009 07:24 larjarse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:19 Oedi wrote:
Ok, i'll shoot, how do you convince a girl that your the bad boy the she always wanted to change?



Oedi, I don't suggest that you try to make yourself to look like the badboy, but IF you want to chose that path:

try getting a heart tattoo on your shoulder, and "accidently" expose it while taking off your leather jacket. if she doesn't say anything, say "you didn't see that, did you?"

BAM, instant attraction.

now for more serious questions

Okay this guy is 100% trolling.
Peace~
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:30 GMT
#13
On October 17 2009 07:21 Haemonculus wrote:
Why aren't the womens attracted to me? There's obviously something wrong with their gender as whole, and nothing wrong with myself, right?


It could be many different things. Do you dress offensively? Do you have bad hygene? Do you have a style that is outrageous from the "norm?"

Or it could be the way you carry yourself. Attractive women do not want to be intimate with people who they see as losers, or people who they think are below their standards. Carrying yourself as a confident man with no worries and a cocky smirk will make you go places. You can try being more aggressive by reasonable means: Walk with your chest slightly out, shoulders relaxed and tucked back. Talk like a confident man, slightly deeper and more pronounciated. Don't try to be someone you are not. Try to be you, but just more confident. Women will notice you and you will notice also.
since 98'
GOB
Profile Joined September 2009
50 Posts
October 16 2009 22:30 GMT
#14
What do you do when a girl you like consistently beats you at basketball, one-on-one? She's very attractive but I think the constant emasculation is a turn off for her.

I can't use any of my low post moves on her because she's six inches taller than me, and my sky-hook is fairly inaccurate. Most of my friends tell me I need to crash the boards harder, but how can I?? She's got a wingspan like a pterodactyl and she's definitely not afraid to use her elbows. I've been working on my perimeter game, but it's hard to shoot over a defender who can block out the sun. I think she's trying to make me earn my living at the free-throw line, but I'm too much of a gentleman to call a foul! HELP!!
Come On!
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
October 16 2009 22:32 GMT
#15
There's this girl who challenged me to SCBW but I know I'm going to get smashed into dust. I really want to win so that maybe she will be impressed. Do you recommend that I get someone else to play for me or just use oblivion?
Chains none
Phrujbaz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
October 16 2009 22:34 GMT
#16
On October 17 2009 07:23 geegee1 wrote:
theres this girl i like in school but i have been always having trouble talking to her because im shy or because shes mostly quiet. i got rejected once by her but i cant get her off my mind. i really want a chance with her. any ideas of suggestion?

You have to stop focussing on her. Don't ever give a girl the power to decide if you feel good about life or not if you don't have that same power over her.

First accept the rejection. Don't stop living your life. When she sees you feel good about life despite her rejection she'll start seeing her rejection more as a missed opportunity for her than massive fail on your side. That's when you can get a second chance. And you'll take that second chance much more confidently knowing that you don't have to succeed as you know that you're living your life anyway.
Caution! Future approaching rapidly at a rate of about 60 seconds per minute.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:34 GMT
#17
GOB: I suggest you joke around with her. Say you are just letting her win. Ask her what else you can let her win at. Don't forget to give her a smile
since 98'
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 16 2009 22:35 GMT
#18
On October 17 2009 07:32 LordWeird wrote:
There's this girl who challenged me to SCBW but I know I'm going to get smashed into dust. I really want to win so that maybe she will be impressed. Do you recommend that I get someone else to play for me or just use oblivion?

Get firefist to play for you
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:36 GMT
#19
On October 17 2009 07:32 LordWeird wrote:
There's this girl who challenged me to SCBW but I know I'm going to get smashed into dust. I really want to win so that maybe she will be impressed. Do you recommend that I get someone else to play for me or just use oblivion?


Let her win, but make sure you let her know you just let her win. Getting a girl's attention should not be about competing against her. Stick to face-to-face activities.
since 98'
RedArmor
Profile Joined September 2009
United States13 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 22:46:32
October 16 2009 22:40 GMT
#20
I can't believe you were serious about starting the thread.

My question: From your almighty experience, what's the fastest way you've gotten her to drop to her knees to suck your sausage and biscuits?
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