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Heyoka
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Katowice25012 Posts
October 16 2009 23:03 GMT
#41
There is a girl I want to be with but I don't know anything about her religion (and respective piety), family and family history, socio-economic class, artistic and literary talents, sensitivity/romanticism/sentimentalism, patriotism/provincialism or rootedness in her native culture, cooking & cleaning (or other domestic abilities), mental and emotional stability, historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life, racial origins (not already clear), or feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc).

How can I go about finding these things to decide if she is the girl for me?
@RealHeyoka | ESL / DreamHack StarCraft Lead
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:04 GMT
#42
On October 17 2009 08:02 BalliSLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:58 larjarse wrote:
On October 17 2009 07:54 BalliSLife wrote:
Hm well I want her


That isn't right, and you aren't a friend of that guy at all. The most responsible thing to do is to let him know that you have feelings for his girl. That is the first step.

Or you can be a shady shyster, and make things up about him. Tell those rumors to HER friends. She'll find out.



Yep he's trolling, that would get me killed.


Maybe you shouldn't ask a dumb question like "how do I get my friend's girl?"

YOU are the troll. quit using trendy forum words
since 98'
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
October 16 2009 23:06 GMT
#43
srsly?
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:09 GMT
#44
On October 17 2009 08:03 heyoka wrote: how do I know about girls


The first step to getting to know ANYONE is by talking to them.

If your goal is to date more often, and more women, then most of that information is not needed for conversation. In fact if you ask about any of that stuff, you will most likely come off as a weirdo who is overstepping personal boundaries. Approach women with no expectations. Ask her where she is from. Ask her what she does for fun. Ask her what she thinks about guys with facial hair. Pubic hair? test the waters. Don't go into personal information, it may make her feel uncomfortable.
since 98'
GGQ
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Canada2653 Posts
October 16 2009 23:10 GMT
#45
face <- palm
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:11 GMT
#46
On October 17 2009 08:01 MeriaDoKk wrote:
How can I have a relation with a girl when I don't speak to anyone and no one speaks to me in my university because I hate people?


If you hate people, this is not the topic for you!
since 98'
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:14 GMT
#47
On October 17 2009 07:48 Haemonculus wrote:
Act a bit cocky, aggressive, and alter my gait, while not being something I'm not. Got it. A+ advice, thanks!


Please take my advice open-mindedly, as I do not have the time to write a step by step instruction manual for every single question.
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SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
October 16 2009 23:15 GMT
#48
ok, there's this chick that i always liked.
I try to act cool and stuff, and i tryed to impress her with showing some skills.
for instance: i "accidently" plugged my laptop to the big classroom screen
and showed some BW micro, killing one lurker with one marine.

The thing is, those damn lurkers are imba, i mean, they rape the shit outa your marines when your looking if chicks are watching or not.

but i'm a cool confident guy so i didn't gave up, so the next day i tryed again showcasing my unreal muta micro.

dude, those pesky marines are just imba vs zerg, i was seeing if i was popular already and they raped my mutas while i was moving.

Seeing the situation was geting worse and worse, the terran had my nat contained, so i rage quitted and tryed my last resort, try to sex the girl asap.

what should i do now?
Should i try to dress diferently or work on my muta micro?
plz help i am so confused right now
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 16 2009 23:16 GMT
#49
How do you know when a girl wants you as a friend or is attracted to you in a sexual way
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:17 GMT
#50
On October 17 2009 08:15 SagaZ wrote:
ok, i tried to impress this girl with starcraft skills


Women do not give a damn about how good you are at Starcraft. Attempting to literally impress a girl will most likely make you look like a toolish attention whore. No offense.

If you've got skills, let the skills talk for you, but be modest about it.
since 98'
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
October 16 2009 23:18 GMT
#51
On October 17 2009 08:16 BalliSLife wrote:
How do you know when a girl wants you as a friend or is attracted to you in a sexual way


say 'want to get some pizza and fuck?' then if she says no, say 'wait, you don't like pizza?'

can't lose...
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:21 GMT
#52
On October 17 2009 08:16 BalliSLife wrote:
How do you know when a girl wants you as a friend or is attracted to you in a sexual way


How often does she talk to you? How often do you talk in person?

Read her body language when you two interact in person, but do make it obvious and DO NOT STARE. It is okay, however to hold eye contact longer than she does, then look away. This shows you are not afraid to look in the eye of a girl, and that you are confident.

If she tends to face you, look at you, or give you most attention in a social setting, she probably is attracted to you. When she looks at you, does her pupils dilate? This is a sure sign of interest and usually goes unnoticed. Does she expose her forearms and hands when she talks to you? Thats another sign she is attracted to you.
since 98'
SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
October 16 2009 23:23 GMT
#53
On October 17 2009 08:17 larjarse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 08:15 SagaZ wrote:
ok, i tried to impress this girl with starcraft skills


Women do not give a damn about how good you are at Starcraft. Attempting to literally impress a girl will most likely make you look like a toolish attention whore. No offense.

If you've got skills, let the skills talk for you, but be modest about it.


Ok, got it, but if i manage to make my display look accidental (like the tatoo example) what kind of micro should i do? muta micro? zealot perhaps?
I'm pretty good at desert strike ums too if you think it's more suited
Be nice, buy wards and don't feed double buff.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 23:27:29
October 16 2009 23:25 GMT
#54
SagaZ, I'm afraid you have the idea of attraction all wrong, and you are in a psycological state that I cannot even begin to help manage to normal. Spend some time away from gaming websites and look up the real science of attraction and social interaction between males and females.

EDIT: And if yuo have skills, don't make them look accidental. Yeah you're good, but it didn't happen by accident, and I'm also not a douche bag flaunting my skills and trying to get attention.

Feel me?
since 98'
StartAgain
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Japan52 Posts
October 16 2009 23:27 GMT
#55
He's trolling. Don't you see that? o.o~!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6786 Posts
October 16 2009 23:29 GMT
#56
trolls usually arent funny when they're totally forced and lame

and starcraft jokes in general are pretty much a no-go
Graphics
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:32 GMT
#57
On October 17 2009 08:27 StartAgain wrote:
He's trolling. Don't you see that? o.o~!


I didn't even know what trolling was until 20 minutes go.

This is a legitimate topic and (some) people are asking legitimate questions, and I am doing my best to give legimitate answers to everyone. If you have a question or concern, feel free to ask! This is a friendly learning environment here.
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Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
October 16 2009 23:35 GMT
#58
Well there's this prostitute I know but I'm not sure how to approach her. Should I strike up a conversation and invite her out to lunch or just wave my wallet in the air?
No I'm never serious.
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
October 16 2009 23:36 GMT
#59
On October 17 2009 08:35 Nytefish wrote:
Well there's this prostitute I know but I'm not sure how to approach her. Should I strike up a conversation and invite her out to lunch or just wave my wallet in the air?


just wave your wallet.
GOB
Profile Joined September 2009
50 Posts
October 16 2009 23:39 GMT
#60
On October 17 2009 07:49 larjarse wrote:
GOB: I suggest you quit. Say it's time for something else, and you are getting bored with letting her win all the time. Say we can get coffee after or have lunch or something.


You don't think she might interpret this as me giving up? I'm not very competitive, I just cannot stand losing. I feel like if I back away from the challenge, she might not respect me at all.

I'm not afraid to play dirty, if you think that might help. I'm not going to HURT her, really, but I could certainly let her know that she can't drive down my lane without paying a toll.

What's really frustrating is that most of my on-court gifts are lost in one-on-one; my court vision, my distribution ability, and my uncanny knack for rolling out of picks are all worth nothing against her. I'm also not getting great arch support from these sneakers I currently wear, so I think I can attribute some of my problem to that. Appreciate all the help.
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