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LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:42 GMT
#21
To all: It's important to know that actually doing an activity with a woman on a date isn't important at all. The important thing is that you are together and you both wanted to meet up. Don't take her out to eat at first. It is a better idea to say you have something to do and ask her if she would like to come.

At the end of a convo: Well I was going to pick up some mesh shorts, you can come along if you'd like.

If she says yes, she is probably attracted to you, and you asked her on a date with the least expectations. No worries!
since 98'
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
October 16 2009 22:45 GMT
#22
k i don't know how this thread got so far but in making a relationship thread, you are obligated to prove your credentials. please post pictures of all of your conquests in various poses and degrees of clothedness so that we may better evaluate your prowess.
Moderatorsloppy little slug
GOB
Profile Joined September 2009
50 Posts
October 16 2009 22:46 GMT
#23
On October 17 2009 07:34 larjarse wrote:
GOB: I suggest you joke around with her. Say you are just letting her win. Ask her what else you can let her win at. Don't forget to give her a smile


I've tried that before, but I think saying, "I'm just letting you win," comes across as a little unbelievable when I'm gasping for air, sweating profusely, and already starting to bruise. I'm somewhat afraid to ask her what else she can win at, as she may easily reply with "arm wrestling" or "chin-ups".
Come On!
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 16 2009 22:46 GMT
#24
On October 17 2009 07:40 RedArmor wrote:
I can't believe you were serious about starting the thread.

My question: From your almighty experience, what's the fastest way you've got her to drop to her knees to suck your sausage and biscuits?

Soak your genitalia in chocolate syrup.
"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
RedArmor
Profile Joined September 2009
United States13 Posts
October 16 2009 22:47 GMT
#25
On October 17 2009 07:46 selboN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:40 RedArmor wrote:
I can't believe you were serious about starting the thread.

My question: From your almighty experience, what's the fastest way you've got her to drop to her knees to suck your sausage and biscuits?

Soak your genitalia in chocolate syrup.


I like the way you think. Dunking them now.
Bosu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3247 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-16 22:48:06
October 16 2009 22:47 GMT
#26
How do I bag a black chick? It is my dream.
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 16 2009 22:48 GMT
#27
On October 17 2009 07:30 larjarse wrote:
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On October 17 2009 07:21 Haemonculus wrote:
Why aren't the womens attracted to me? There's obviously something wrong with their gender as whole, and nothing wrong with myself, right?


It could be many different things. Do you dress offensively? Do you have bad hygene? Do you have a style that is outrageous from the "norm?"

Or it could be the way you carry yourself. Attractive women do not want to be intimate with people who they see as losers, or people who they think are below their standards. Carrying yourself as a confident man with no worries and a cocky smirk will make you go places. You can try being more aggressive by reasonable means: Walk with your chest slightly out, shoulders relaxed and tucked back. Talk like a confident man, slightly deeper and more pronounciated. Don't try to be someone you are not. Try to be you, but just more confident. Women will notice you and you will notice also.

Act a bit cocky, aggressive, and alter my gait, while not being something I'm not. Got it. A+ advice, thanks!
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
October 16 2009 22:49 GMT
#28
On October 17 2009 07:36 larjarse wrote:
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On October 17 2009 07:32 LordWeird wrote:
There's this girl who challenged me to SCBW but I know I'm going to get smashed into dust. I really want to win so that maybe she will be impressed. Do you recommend that I get someone else to play for me or just use oblivion?


Let her win, but make sure you let her know you just let her win. Getting a girl's attention should not be about competing against her. Stick to face-to-face activities.


Pretty solid advice, but what if she masses firebats????
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:49 GMT
#29
GOB: I suggest you quit. Say it's time for something else, and you are getting bored with letting her win all the time. Say we can get coffee after or have lunch or something.
since 98'
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 16 2009 22:51 GMT
#30
How can i break up the relationship of my buddy and his gf?
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:53 GMT
#31
BalliSLife, what is the problem with their relationship? Are you jealous? Or do you find their relationship destructive?
since 98'
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 16 2009 22:54 GMT
#32
Hm well I want her
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
biomedical
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
235 Posts
October 16 2009 22:56 GMT
#33
really the best advice i have is:
a) get a better job
b) have some spare money to throw around
c) get a sick car
d) never ever tell her you're GOING to do something - girls dont care - just DO IT
e) play guitar and sing reasonably well
f) if you're skinny then work out for 5 years until you're bulky and sick
g) if you're fat just lose a bit of weight and you'll look bulky - that's enough
h) be ENERGETIC
i) get plastic surgery if you need it lol

thoughts?
selboN
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States2523 Posts
October 16 2009 22:56 GMT
#34
Is your cock bigger than his? If so, inadvertently drop your pants in front of her. Then (according to the relationship guru) say:
On October 17 2009 07:24 larjarse wrote:
[ if she doesn't say anything, say "you didn't see that, did you?"

"That's what happens when you're using a mouse made out of glass!" -Tasteless (Referring to ZergBong)
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:56 GMT
#35
On October 17 2009 07:47 Bosu wrote:
How do I bag a black chick? It is my dream.


Some black women simply aren't into other races, as for any ethnicity.

When approaching any woman, just be your confident self. Understand your own body language and how others percieve it. Understand what people are saying subconsciously with theirs. Look it up online if you have to
since 98'
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 22:58 GMT
#36
On October 17 2009 07:54 BalliSLife wrote:
Hm well I want her


That isn't right, and you aren't a friend of that guy at all. The most responsible thing to do is to let him know that you have feelings for his girl. That is the first step.

Or you can be a shady shyster, and make things up about him. Tell those rumors to HER friends. She'll find out.
since 98'
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
October 16 2009 23:01 GMT
#37
How can I have a relation with a girl when I don't speak to anyone and no one speaks to me in my university because I hate people?
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
October 16 2009 23:02 GMT
#38
On October 17 2009 07:58 larjarse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 17 2009 07:54 BalliSLife wrote:
Hm well I want her


That isn't right, and you aren't a friend of that guy at all. The most responsible thing to do is to let him know that you have feelings for his girl. That is the first step.

Or you can be a shady shyster, and make things up about him. Tell those rumors to HER friends. She'll find out.



Yep he's trolling, that would get me killed.
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
SanguineToss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada815 Posts
October 16 2009 23:03 GMT
#39
On October 17 2009 07:18 fanatacist wrote:
Who are you again?


why does it matter who he is you dont need 3000 posts to contribute to tl.
LarJarsE
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States1378 Posts
October 16 2009 23:03 GMT
#40
[B]On October 17 2009 07:45 intrigue wrote: blahhhhhhh
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