EPTCocky sc2 classmates - Page 3
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GenoZStriker
United States2914 Posts
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Half
United States2554 Posts
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying. I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now." I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place. looooooool. I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch. | ||
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
HAHAHH oh wow. | ||
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deafhobbit
United States828 Posts
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CheAse
Canada919 Posts
On September 29 2010 03:56 GenoZStriker wrote: -_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start. I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart. Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2 | ||
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mOnion
United States5651 Posts
On September 29 2010 03:27 Chill wrote: I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck. OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice. Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world. Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit). Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran. The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure. The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell. | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
being a showoff is lame. | ||
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GenoZStriker
United States2914 Posts
On September 29 2010 03:59 CheAse wrote: I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart. Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2 Then just walk away. It's not worth it. | ||
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avilo
United States4100 Posts
 What chill says would apply more imo if you were not in a a nerdling environment aka a compsci class or whatever related class it is. And like you said, the girls are almost never hot in those classes LOFL...wait...i'm questioning if this is really a class related to a computer major...the ratio of guys to girls in those is always about 50:1. Is this class a comp info requirement class or a general credit ur taking? I swear to god computer science people that try to act like they are the shit are the most LOL people you will ever meet or see or hear. And there are noobs like this at every college everywhere. They think they are the shit, and talk obnoxiously loud and what's coming out of their mouth is almost 99% of the time some brag about how good they or someone they know is doing something. College is a place of toolbags and dooshes, you just gotta get used to it imo, but if you really want to fuck them up, then yes, challenge them to bet games 1v1, or even find someone good online and challenge them to 2v2s (hell, I'll join you and beat up on these kids if you really want. Every now and then I like spelling out "NOOB" on the minimap with SCVS,). If they're nerdlings, they may give a fuck, if not, they won't care and they'll do what noobies that just got schooled do and ignore that they got schooled and talk about something else. But guess what? You won't give a fuck either, and it's win for you - they'll probably stop talking like they are kings of the world and bragging about their "mad skills." There's nothing more annoying that people that brag like they are the shit but actually suck. and otherwise...ignore them. lofl. | ||
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Half
United States2554 Posts
What chill says would apply more imo if you were not in a a nerdling environment aka a compsci class or whatever related class it is. And like you said, the girls are almost never hot in those classes LOFL...wait...i'm questioning if this is really a class related to a computer major...the ratio of guys to girls in those is always about 50:1. Is this class a comp info requirement class or a general credit ur taking? Oh yeah, OP, this was happening in an environment actually relating to computers right? Because like, if I was just talking to my friend somewhere random about Starcraft 2 and some random guy I don't know pops out and starts asking us questions I'd probably just start trolling him irl -_-. Kinda like what these guys did. I swear to god computer science people that try to act like they are the shit are the most LOL people you will ever meet or see or hear. And there are noobs like this at every college everywhere. They think they are the shit, and talk obnoxiously loud and what's coming out of their mouth is almost 99% of the time some brag about how good they or someone they know is doing something. Oh my god I know so many retarded fuckers like that. | ||
snowdrift
France2061 Posts
On September 29 2010 03:59 CheAse wrote: I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart. Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2 loooool in gold, like you should play these guys and pwn them already what are you waiting for invite your 10 friends to spectate and you will have the last laugh then get to ~1600 diamond, it's really worth it. | ||
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avilo
United States4100 Posts
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols. looooooool. I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch. well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed. | ||
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avilo
United States4100 Posts
On September 29 2010 04:09 snowdrift wrote: loooool in gold, like you should play these guys and pwn them already what are you waiting for invite your 10 friends to spectate and you will have the last laugh then get to ~1600 diamond, it's really worth it. he should stream it too ^_^ | ||
BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
On September 29 2010 04:10 avilo wrote: well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed. Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2" | ||
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Half
United States2554 Posts
On September 29 2010 04:10 avilo wrote: well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed. That really depends on the enviroment lol. I mean, if this was going on in your High School lunchroom or w/e the only one looking like a tool would be the OP lol. Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2" like so. But even then imo, just being a pussy and walking away isn't probably the best way to do it. I can kind of picture the OP, like, some awkward nerd starting a conversation with these noobs and then losing confidence and just kind of awkwardly withdrawing. Need some confidence son. Betting significant amounts of money in a situation that highly favors them would be pretty positive imo. Walking away is fine, but only if you can genuinely not make yourself care. Don't walk away upset and bitter at these "douchebags" for "talking to girls" and being bronze leaguers. That would really be the worst thing to do. | ||
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QuanticHawk
United States32025 Posts
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mikehall683
United States159 Posts
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BroOd
Austin10831 Posts
On September 29 2010 04:12 Half wrote: That really depends on the enviroment lol. I mean, if this was going on in your High School lunchroom or w/e the only one looking like a tool would be the OP lol. like so. But even then imo, just being a pussy and walking away isn't probably the best way to do it. I can kind of picture the OP, like, some awkward nerd starting a conversation with these noobs and then losing confidence and just kind of awkwardly withdrawing. Need some confidence son. Betting significant amounts of money in a situation that highly favors them would be pretty positive imo. Yeah, first thing you should do when you see them next is just walk up and say, "$22 and this Casio watch says I can own you two 1vs2 in Starcraft 2." If they start laughing that means they're nervous and you've officially won "mind games: round 1" | ||
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Half
United States2554 Posts
On September 29 2010 04:19 BroOd wrote: Yeah, first thing you should do when you see them next is just walk up and say, "$22 and this Casio watch says I can own you two 1vs2 in Starcraft 2." If they start laughing that means they're nervous and you've officially won "mind games: round 1" lol. Only if he has your charm Brood. | ||
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BlasiuS
United States2405 Posts
haha real funny edit: I don't really get the joke though, is that something that Combat-EX would say? | ||
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