So there are these 2 guys in my class who are pretty much duchebags and think they are "the shit".
They are the kinda guys who only talk to girls and try to impress everyone by making bad dirty jokes(not many ppl like them).
They were talking about sc2 team games so I tried to join in, asked them how good they are, races, ect. After I got shunted, they go on about how hard 2v2 3v3 and 4v4 is. I tell them that 1v1 is where most of the competitive gaming is, and they respond by telling me that I will never get better if I only play 1v1.
I didn't want to sound like an elitist so I didn't tell them off.
Now the question is should I tell them they are noobies and put them in their place.
by the way, they are like gold in all of their leagues.
Yea i've ran into people like this before. My boss was talking about SC before and how WoW is so much harder. I told him he probably didn't have any idea what goes on in the SC world, and he responded with something like "Umm i used to play turret defense all the time, i know how to play online".
imo you should ask them to play with you, and then beat their faces in when you do. Then they wouldnt say shit, and you could even call them noobs online THEN go talk to the girls they try to get and tell them you are the best SC2 player in the class, you'll get laid for sure.
Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just ignore them tbh. You are already undeniably better than they are, so by playing them, there's a chance that you may lose. You gain nothing from winning, so don't take that chance.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
No point in being douche yourself. Most importantly, why are people trying to tell those people about competitive world? The flux we got from release of SC2 is enough.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
Gonna agree with Chill, there's a life lesson to be learned here: how to pick your battles. Not only are these kids better than you at Starcraft 2 by having a more diverse training regiment that encompasses all game types, they are better with women, they are funnier than you, and based on the story completely alpha dogged you right in front of everyone. And by everyone i mean the audience of girls they were probably talking to at the time.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
You're right, i really should have said something, but i couldn't think of anything to say at the time that wouldn't sound like " i'm better than you so i know better".
I haven't told them i''m any good at all, I'm assuming that they think I'm bad since they were telling me how to learn to play.
On a side note, i'm in computer information batcholer program. You don't want to see any of my female classmates naked.
Let them have their fun. If there comes a time where you're all in a game together, then you show them up. But don't force it with a "I'm better than you noobs" attitude
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
I was just going through this thread and then read your message and was like wow negativity! You're right though it's true, most of the time when I see these "my friend thinks this game / I'm a better player than you type of thing and the OP seeking advice how to shut them down. I just believe it's a waste of your effort to even do so because of you just said Chill ^_^
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
You're right, i really should have said something, but i couldn't think of anything to say at the time that wouldn't sound like " i'm better than you so i know better".
I haven't told them i''m any good at all, I'm assuming that they think I'm bad since they were telling me how to learn to play.
On a side note, i'm in computer information batcholer program. You don't want to see any of my female classmates naked.
win at sc2:check proceed to beat both classmates with a 2 by 4 screaming how they're terrible human beings cause they can't stop a simple rush: check get expelled from college/sent to jail: check
knowing you showed those 2 fucks whats up: priceless.
On September 29 2010 03:07 rei wrote: Challenge them to a 1vs2, kick both of their asses in the same time. it's not hard, I did it to Chill and kennigit.
Agreed do it, and just to make sure you dont lose cheese them :D
On September 29 2010 03:32 BroOd wrote: No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
Except we don't know whether OP is good at sc2 or not. He could be one of those guys that thinks they're "the shit".
On September 29 2010 03:32 BroOd wrote: No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
Except we don't know whether OP is good at sc2 or not. He could be one of those guys that thinks they're "the shit".
First determine whether you give a fuck, which may depend on a legion of factors such as whether others give a fuck. If a victory over these folks is likely to benefit you, go for it.
I assume it's far more likely that these girls and baddies simply don't care all that much about the game, and any victory in the game will accrue you little benefit.
On September 29 2010 03:32 BroOd wrote: No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
Except we don't know whether OP is good at sc2 or not. He could be one of those guys that thinks they're "the shit".
On September 29 2010 03:32 BroOd wrote: No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
Except we don't know whether OP is good at sc2 or not. He could be one of those guys that thinks they're "the shit".
-_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start.
To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
On September 29 2010 03:56 GenoZStriker wrote: -_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start.
I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart.
Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
On September 29 2010 03:56 GenoZStriker wrote: -_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start.
I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart.
Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2
What chill says would apply more imo if you were not in a a nerdling environment aka a compsci class or whatever related class it is. And like you said, the girls are almost never hot in those classes LOFL...wait...i'm questioning if this is really a class related to a computer major...the ratio of guys to girls in those is always about 50:1. Is this class a comp info requirement class or a general credit ur taking?
I swear to god computer science people that try to act like they are the shit are the most LOL people you will ever meet or see or hear. And there are noobs like this at every college everywhere.
They think they are the shit, and talk obnoxiously loud and what's coming out of their mouth is almost 99% of the time some brag about how good they or someone they know is doing something.
College is a place of toolbags and dooshes, you just gotta get used to it imo, but if you really want to fuck them up, then yes, challenge them to bet games 1v1, or even find someone good online and challenge them to 2v2s (hell, I'll join you and beat up on these kids if you really want. Every now and then I like spelling out "NOOB" on the minimap with SCVS,).
If they're nerdlings, they may give a fuck, if not, they won't care and they'll do what noobies that just got schooled do and ignore that they got schooled and talk about something else.
But guess what? You won't give a fuck either, and it's win for you - they'll probably stop talking like they are kings of the world and bragging about their "mad skills."
There's nothing more annoying that people that brag like they are the shit but actually suck.
What chill says would apply more imo if you were not in a a nerdling environment aka a compsci class or whatever related class it is. And like you said, the girls are almost never hot in those classes LOFL...wait...i'm questioning if this is really a class related to a computer major...the ratio of guys to girls in those is always about 50:1. Is this class a comp info requirement class or a general credit ur taking?
Oh yeah, OP, this was happening in an environment actually relating to computers right? Because like, if I was just talking to my friend somewhere random about Starcraft 2 and some random guy I don't know pops out and starts asking us questions I'd probably just start trolling him irl -_-. Kinda like what these guys did.
I swear to god computer science people that try to act like they are the shit are the most LOL people you will ever meet or see or hear. And there are noobs like this at every college everywhere.
They think they are the shit, and talk obnoxiously loud and what's coming out of their mouth is almost 99% of the time some brag about how good they or someone they know is doing something.
Oh my god I know so many retarded fuckers like that.
On September 29 2010 03:56 GenoZStriker wrote: -_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start.
I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart.
Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2
loooool in gold, like you should play these guys and pwn them already what are you waiting for
invite your 10 friends to spectate and you will have the last laugh
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
On September 29 2010 03:56 GenoZStriker wrote: -_- guys like these are easy to turn into your friends. Give them your name/indentifier, play a couple of game with them and you will completely forget they were douchebags. Although they will mostly be just your SC2 pals for a while it's a good start.
I don't want to be friends with them, they are in gold and always duchebags in my heart.
Plus i have like 10 friends in real life who play sc2
loooool in gold, like you should play these guys and pwn them already what are you waiting for
invite your 10 friends to spectate and you will have the last laugh
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
That really depends on the enviroment lol. I mean, if this was going on in your High School lunchroom or w/e the only one looking like a tool would be the OP lol.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
like so.
But even then imo, just being a pussy and walking away isn't probably the best way to do it. I can kind of picture the OP, like, some awkward nerd starting a conversation with these noobs and then losing confidence and just kind of awkwardly withdrawing. Need some confidence son. Betting significant amounts of money in a situation that highly favors them would be pretty positive imo.
Walking away is fine, but only if you can genuinely not make yourself care. Don't walk away upset and bitter at these "douchebags" for "talking to girls" and being bronze leaguers. That would really be the worst thing to do.
First, you need to get a smurf account (bronze preferably). Then you gotta go into class acting like they're the good ones... ask them to teach you some things. Start up a "practice game" with one of them and ask stupid questions in the beginning. Then you demolish them, offensive gg, and call them a scrub.
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
That really depends on the enviroment lol. I mean, if this was going on in your High School lunchroom or w/e the only one looking like a tool would be the OP lol.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
like so.
But even then imo, just being a pussy and walking away isn't probably the best way to do it. I can kind of picture the OP, like, some awkward nerd starting a conversation with these noobs and then losing confidence and just kind of awkwardly withdrawing. Need some confidence son. Betting significant amounts of money in a situation that highly favors them would be pretty positive imo.
Yeah, first thing you should do when you see them next is just walk up and say, "$22 and this Casio watch says I can own you two 1vs2 in Starcraft 2." If they start laughing that means they're nervous and you've officially won "mind games: round 1"
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
That really depends on the enviroment lol. I mean, if this was going on in your High School lunchroom or w/e the only one looking like a tool would be the OP lol.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
like so.
But even then imo, just being a pussy and walking away isn't probably the best way to do it. I can kind of picture the OP, like, some awkward nerd starting a conversation with these noobs and then losing confidence and just kind of awkwardly withdrawing. Need some confidence son. Betting significant amounts of money in a situation that highly favors them would be pretty positive imo.
Yeah, first thing you should do when you see them next is just walk up and say, "$22 and this Casio watch says I can own you two 1vs2 in Starcraft 2." If they start laughing that means they're nervous and you've officially won "mind games: round 1"
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
well...IF, these are the type of cpu nerds i'm thinking of that reside within the walls of tech centers of computer science buildlings everywhere...then talking to the "girls" they probably are talking to most likely does qualify as "doing gay shit."
The only solution to this problem is to openly challenge them to a 1v2. You can't just be like "hey bros, let's play 1v2", though. You have to jump up on your desk, and throw down the fucking gauntlet in front of God and everyone.
This way, when you win, all the chicks will flock to you, and the douchers will be forced into social isolation.
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
well...IF, these are the type of cpu nerds i'm thinking of that reside within the walls of tech centers of computer science buildlings everywhere...then talking to the "girls" they probably are talking to most likely does qualify as "doing gay shit."
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them. Or better yet just ignore them lols.
No chill these plans often work out great and are very satisfying.
I remember one time in highschool these 2 kids were talking about snood and they're like "yeah just shoot the balls onto the other balls that are the same" and I literally LOL'd until my spine shattered and told them "Yo, you guys don't know shit about snood, like bounce targeting or set-up shots. If you want I'll school you in snood right now."
I think they were really embarrassed cause one of them said to the other, "Yo Jake did you bring the weed? Let's get some pizza before the party" and they like didn't even wanna talk to me about snood anymore because they were so owned. It's reasons like that that make me happy I spent so much time practicing snood, and I would advice the OP to jump at the chance to put "cool dudes" like them in their place.
looooooool.
I don't think she is good look either; Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Anyways.
You should fight them or 1v1 them, I hate cocking kids. Maybe they will shut up. But usually it's hardwired into their brain.. Just have to deal with it -_-
I like this. Very subtle. Nice touch.
well, yes. They may go "lolnerd" after you own their faces, but from the point after he owns them and on, whenever they want to obnoxiously talk about how good they are at SC, all OP has to do is glance in their direction with the "LOL YOU GUYS GOT RAPED" stare, and yah...they'll be embarassed.
Yeah and when they're hanging out and doing gay shit like always talking only to girls the OP can just leer at them from far down the hallway and think to himself, "lol i totally own those 2"
well...IF, these are the type of cpu nerds i'm thinking of that reside within the walls of tech centers of computer science buildlings everywhere...then talking to the "girls" they probably are talking to most likely does qualify as "doing gay shit."
so go challenge em to some bet games! You win you get the babe, they win, they keep talking to the second girl in picture above. Win Win for you.
I don't think you should call that girl in the 2nd picture ugly. She's a model...
looooooool.
I don't think she is good look either; Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. Anyways.
You should fight them or 1v1 them, I hate cocking kids. Maybe they will shut up. But usually it's hardwired into their brain.. Just have to deal with it -_-
You should go up to them and tell them they are stupid ass noobs, and then they'll challenge you to a duel, and you say lets make it 1v2, and that you can beat both at the same time (watch for double 6pools) and beat them, and get all the girls!
On September 29 2010 04:42 Tazza wrote: You should go up to them and tell them they are stupid ass noobs, and then they'll challenge you to a duel, and you say lets make it 1v2, and that you can beat both at the same time (watch for double 6pools) and beat them, and get all the girls!
2 vs 1 can still be hard no matter their skill level. if they are like 2/3 worse then you. combined they are 1 1/3 you.
They are getting twice your resources, even if they are mindless idiots eventually they will build stuff.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
Only talking to girls is kinda lame unless you're afraid of boys or something. I actually do agree that you should just let go though. Don't settle an argument over a videogame unless the argument is on TeamLiquid.
On September 29 2010 04:42 Tazza wrote: You should go up to them and tell them they are stupid ass noobs, and then they'll challenge you to a duel, and you say lets make it 1v2, and that you can beat both at the same time (watch for double 6pools) and beat them, and get all the girls!
2 vs 1 can still be hard no matter their skill level. if they are like 2/3 worse then you. combined they are 1 1/3 you.
Not if you believe in the heart of the cards.
I don't really agree with everyone saying you should just back away if it bothers you that much tho. Next time stop caring or if you do care, challenge them right away. Dont come asking the internets for help first.
On September 29 2010 04:42 Tazza wrote: You should go up to them and tell them they are stupid ass noobs, and then they'll challenge you to a duel, and you say lets make it 1v2, and that you can beat both at the same time (watch for double 6pools) and beat them, and get all the girls!
2 vs 1 can still be hard no matter their skill level. if they are like 2/3 worse then you. combined they are 1 1/3 you.
They are getting twice your resources, even if they are mindless idiots eventually they will build stuff.
I like this idea of a mathematical approach. It's based in science.
If we give the other 2 players a value, n (for noob lol) and designations, a and b, then we can clearly see, thx to
that x < diamond skill level. You literally can't lose, it's science.
On September 29 2010 04:56 iG.Aura wrote: why dont you just be their friend and play some fun 2v2/3v3 with them? maybe they'll even introduce u to some girls......
lots of better people(don't mean skill) to play team games with.
On September 29 2010 04:56 iG.Aura wrote: why dont you just be their friend and play some fun 2v2/3v3 with them? maybe they'll even introduce u to some girls......
It's people like you that make me lose any hope on humanity. Screw the unicorns, those 2 noobs must be owned.
I remember playing a 2v1 with some noobie friends, owning them on vanilla sc Tv2P. Most crazy thing i did was 1v4 same both noobies with 2 more even worse, it was more like a 1v3, the 4th guy was like he only played minesweeper on his whole life. Lost, but took 2 of them, though the terran lift off and started again somewhere else. Anyway mutas owned my 3 expoed hatchs lings all-in. Games where you're outnumbered, normal build orders don't gonna cut it since there's a disadvantage until you manage to take them off to 1v1. Gotta relay on early agression and baller micro, since they're noobies, should be easy outmicro them. Bad thing sc2 has no vults nor muta micro
My point is, don't listen to this bunch of pussies. Satisfaction by accomplishing inner challenges is one of the greatest things on life. If you lose, there's no shame, they were on the advantage since the beginning. If they pretend to brag about winning a 2v1, they will be just hurting themselves.
On September 29 2010 04:42 Tazza wrote: You should go up to them and tell them they are stupid ass noobs, and then they'll challenge you to a duel, and you say lets make it 1v2, and that you can beat both at the same time (watch for double 6pools) and beat them, and get all the girls!
2 vs 1 can still be hard no matter their skill level. if they are like 2/3 worse then you. combined they are 1 1/3 you.
Not if you believe in the heart of the cards.
I don't really agree with everyone saying you should just back away if it bothers you that much tho. Next time stop caring or if you do care, challenge them right away. Dont come asking the internets for help first.
Funny you post a yu-gi-oh image...two guys play this in the back of one of my comp sci classes. Yep...they think they're the shit too lol and talk obnoxiously loud.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
That assessment is accurate, but I don't agree with the conclusion. You could get a 3v3 team out of this
Like most previous posters said, you don't gain anything from this and it will just be a waste of time and effort on your part. Why not just play with them and slowly guide them to become better players? That way you can gain future practice partners instead of people who think you're a douche as well.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
On September 29 2010 05:43 XCetron wrote: Like most previous posters said, you don't gain anything from this and it will just be a waste of time and effort on your part. Why not just play with them and slowly guide them to become better players? That way you can gain future practice partners instead of people who think you're a douche as well.
No way. These jerks have inadvertently walked into CheAse's area of expertise, and the tables have turned. It's time for CheAse to flex his "muscles" and put them in their place like he's been constantly thinking about.
Best part about this thread is that OP is clearly in a no-win situation. I demand more Trip Report action.
Furthermore, The least not-win type win, is to leverage money on your skills. Bet them a large amount of money, and then treat them like retards when they don't understand what you mean by Escrow when you refuse to play them until they've put it in the hands of someone you both trust.
If they don't, you can tell them that if they had a pair, they would take your bet.
On September 29 2010 05:43 XCetron wrote: Like most previous posters said, you don't gain anything from this and it will just be a waste of time and effort on your part. Why not just play with them and slowly guide them to become better players? That way you can gain future practice partners instead of people who think you're a douche as well.
No way. These jerks have inadvertently walked into CheAse's area of expertise, and the tables have turned. It's time for CheAse to flex his "muscles" and put them in their place like he's been constantly thinking about.
It's time for new rules.
His rules.
half expected steven segal to jump out of my monitor and chop my keyboard in half when I read this
lol this sounds like one of my classes, cept I don't even care, and they play 1v1s as well and are probly around the same skill level since I know one of the kids brothers who is also high diamond so I assume he's just as good, so I could care less if he talks about SC2, even tho, I could probly beat him
On September 29 2010 05:43 XCetron wrote: Like most previous posters said, you don't gain anything from this and it will just be a waste of time and effort on your part. Why not just play with them and slowly guide them to become better players? That way you can gain future practice partners instead of people who think you're a douche as well.
No way. These jerks have inadvertently walked into CheAse's area of expertise, and the tables have turned. It's time for CheAse to flex his "muscles" and put them in their place like he's been constantly thinking about.
It's time for new rules.
His rules.
I wish I had that movie trailer guy's voice for this.
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
oh the tension!
log out of your tl account now! so when they ask if its you... well doesn't matter they'll still know its you lol. you'll know they've read it when they start talking to girls :O
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
Featuring.
LOL
although i don't think they'll see it unless its the front page article or in the sc2 forum. ^^
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
On September 29 2010 05:43 XCetron wrote: Like most previous posters said, you don't gain anything from this and it will just be a waste of time and effort on your part. Why not just play with them and slowly guide them to become better players? That way you can gain future practice partners instead of people who think you're a douche as well.
No way. These jerks have inadvertently walked into CheAse's area of expertise, and the tables have turned. It's time for CheAse to flex his "muscles" and put them in their place like he's been constantly thinking about.
It's time for new rules.
His rules.
I wish I had that movie trailer guy's voice for this.
Two college douchebags who try to impress the ladies.... Claim mad Starcraft skills and diss a humble classmate...... But they don't realize two things....
- The class mate they're messing with is about to show them.... Who's BOSS
AND
-This ain't Korea.
Featuring CheAse in his debut production
"Get the hell out of here! He's got storm!!" KA - BOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
QFT. Especially if you come back at them later and revisit the same conversation it just shows that you uh, well, thought about it for a long time and posted about it on the internet before working yourself up enough to come try to show them what's up. Not a winning frame.
I think everyone here has been in similar situations lots of times. My advices goes like this:
The thing you don't like about them is them being cocky. It's not them being noobs, it's them being cocky. Because hey, being a noob and not knowing about stuff is not a bad thing. The bad thing is being a noob and pretending to know stuff.
So if you want to show them, don't be cocky about it because then you're gonna be just like they are. Because you're a noob too you know - well at least compared to me you are. Anyway, just talk to them about it in the least cocky way possible and then prove your point with a match which you then proceed to win convingly, but not in a humiliating way.
Ok, this blog is totally awesome: A Combat-ex smurf was maybe revealed, we are writing a movie-script for the SC2 version of KarateKid, and we argue how to punish gold-newbies who don't give enough fuck and like to talk to girls. And we are just five pages in.
On September 29 2010 06:16 Entertaining wrote: their probably diamond rank pros considering their playing sc2. a 2v1 is not going to work. also why do u care if they think their good lol
He cares because anyone who insists that '3v3 is harder and more competitive than 1v1' is not only completely ignorant and oblivious to reality of competitive StarCraft, but is also not a very skilled player if they use their performance in a team game as an indication of 1v1 prowess. Furthermore I fully envision these two as the 'assholes' of the class so to speak, who simply run their mouth all the time and act like they are 'the shit' or something like that. I've seen many of these type of people, and the only way to get them to shut the fuck up is act like a big dick and put them in their place. Someone has to do it, or they will keep acting that way.
This op has nothing to do with sc, it has to do with you not being "popular". Well i have some good news for you, in about 3/4/5 years you will get out of school and graduate college.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
lol.
Man, I wish someone could dig up Kennigits TL:Reality poster.
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
Featuring.
do it do it doit
the sc2 generation needs its own version of the hovz incident
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
Featuring.
do it do it doit
the sc2 generation needs its own version of the hovz incident
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
Featuring.
do it do it doit
the sc2 generation needs its own version of the hovz incident
que?
It's been explained many times. Basically, Hovz drove to Nextels house and punched the fuck out of him while his mother watched.
It must be pretty handy to be able to mask your own inadequacies by envisioning anyone you disagree with as a demonic figure void of worth. Wish I had that ability but I heard some people can get addicted and end up becoming weird recluses with no social skills so i'll steer clear for now.
On September 29 2010 06:06 CheAse wrote: lol I just saw one of them browsing team liquid. Things could get awful spicy if these bronzies read this post.
Featuring.
do it do it doit
the sc2 generation needs its own version of the hovz incident
que?
It's been explained many times. Basically, Hovz drove to Nextels house and punched the fuck out of him while his mother watched.
On September 29 2010 06:32 Esper[mb] wrote: This op has nothing to do with sc, it has to do with you not being "popular". Well i have some good news for you, in about 3/4/5 years you will get out of school and graduate college.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
And don't let Chill's comment get you down. Humbly challenge them and kick their asses, if you think it will make you feel better. On a slightly less related note, not all the 'dudes' who make dirty jokes and try to impress people get the girls actually succeed in getting the girls. I think Chill often assumes that the people who make these blogs are shy ugly nerd people with no social lives, when in fact they may be handsome intelligent nerds with hot girl friends who get laid all the time, (of course the former is probably more likely to be true, but I know quite a few who fit the latter category too).
The OP is about to feel the wrath of the double-hustle. Spoiler alert! They are actually top-level diamond terran players, and would smash OP 1v1 so easy. They are just waiting for him to place the bet. Whatever you do, don't accept the double or nothing bro.
On September 29 2010 07:19 Adeny wrote: The OP is about to feel the wrath of the double-hustle. Spoiler alert! They are actually top-level diamond terran players, and would smash OP 1v1 so easy. They are just waiting for him to place the bet. Whatever you do, don't accept the double or nothing bro.
And what do you think CheAse is? Bottom level diamond? Last I checked he's one of the best Toss in NA. Hell, those kids could be HuK and qxc and he'd still stand a shot.
On September 29 2010 06:29 Malinor wrote: A Combat-ex smurf was maybe revealed
/facepalm it's a joke dude -_-
You're pretty fast with the facepalming. Besides the point that the joke really isn't completely obvious, my post surely lacks some seriousness, as you could have noticed.
On September 29 2010 06:32 Esper[mb] wrote: This op has nothing to do with sc, it has to do with you not being "popular". Well i have some good news for you, in about 3/4/5 years you will get out of school and graduate college.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
lol stereotypes
looks like someone is a little bitter about high school?
Challenge them, their girlfriends, and additional insane AIs to a 7v1. Then beat them, get drunk, and drive into the sunset with all the girls and fame.
I bet he would easily do that. Unable to break out of gold is like the equivalent of being a stone age retard.
Nice post.
At the OP: just remember that being a diamond leaguer indicates your superiority over the lower strata of the human race. In fact, what league you are in SC2 is the sole determinant of your intelligence, life prospects, moral fortitude, and sexual performance. No need to make friends with them; they'll be pumping gas for you one day.
For you are soaring above in your Ferrari fueled by rainbows in the ~diamond league~, and they are mere mortals, nay, stone-age retards in the unwashed masses of gold.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Please, for gods sake, just listen to Chill. Do not listen to anyone who tells you to "crush them". That is the lamest thing you could do.
Let it go, read some books about talking to chicks and not getting tooled by other guys (yeah, seriously, Neil Strauss is a good place to start), and in a month or so you'll laugh to yourself about how you wanted to prove to them that you are sooo gosu, and that talking to girls is sooo lame.
On September 29 2010 03:04 CheAse wrote: So there are these 2 guys in my class who are pretty much duchebags and think they are "the shit".
They are the kinda guys who only talk to girls and try to impress everyone by making bad dirty jokes(not many ppl like them).
They were talking about sc2 team games so I tried to join in, asked them how good they are, races, ect. After I got shunted, they go on about how hard 2v2 3v3 and 4v4 is. I tell them that 1v1 is where most of the competitive gaming is, and they respond by telling me that I will never get better if I only play 1v1.
I didn't want to sound like an elitist so I didn't tell them off.
Now the question is should I tell them they are noobies and put them in their place.
by the way, they are like gold in all of their leagues.
CHEASE LETS GRUDGE MATCH THEM OMFG
i bet u can install sc2 on some of those mac labs since the imacs are supposed to have good graphics cards.....
On September 29 2010 04:56 iG.Aura wrote: why dont you just be their friend and play some fun 2v2/3v3 with them? maybe they'll even introduce u to some girls......
lots of better people(don't mean skill) to play team games with.
I mean you could just 2v2 them with 1 of ur friends and win 100% of the time instead of probably winning a 1v2 and just do some absurd pub stomp strat. Plus it would be a lot easier to initiate a 2v2 instead of a 1v2.
When I started reading this, I had no idea why it was featured, but this turned out more entertaining than I thought.
@OP: I'd advice you to just let it go. Getting in somebody's throat for thinking they're good at a video game (also, you know, talking to girls and stuff) just makes you seem petty and desperate.
But, for the sake of entertainment, go for it! Put them in their place! Just remember to stream/post VODs/replays
lol, you should 1v1 or 1v2 em and stomp their faces in. That's what i did he kept talking shit about how i suck and how he'd stomp any zerg and i sure showed him. We still play every once in a while and i still 2-0 him in a bo3 lol
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Please, for gods sake, just listen to Chill. Do not listen to anyone who tells you to "crush them". That is the lamest thing you could do.
Let it go, read some books about talking to chicks and not getting tooled by other guys (yeah, seriously, Neil Strauss is a good place to start), and in a month or so you'll laugh to yourself about how you wanted to prove to them that you are sooo gosu, and that talking to girls is sooo lame.
LOFL. Chill's advice is perfect if this is any normal class, and they are casual players just casually talking about the game. Of course Chill is right - you'd look like a toolbag idiot to want to crush them so bad or even give them any attention.
But...and if I'm right on this...if it's a computer science type of class, and these dipshits think they are the king nerds there...chease needs to unleash holy hell upon them, and make some free money in the process. And this time it's for all the chease.
On September 29 2010 06:16 Entertaining wrote: their probably diamond rank pros considering their playing sc2. a 2v1 is not going to work. also why do u care if they think their good lol
He cares because anyone who insists that '3v3 is harder and more competitive than 1v1' is not only completely ignorant and oblivious to reality of competitive StarCraft, but is also not a very skilled player if they use their performance in a team game as an indication of 1v1 prowess. Furthermore I fully envision these two as the 'assholes' of the class so to speak, who simply run their mouth all the time and act like they are 'the shit' or something like that. I've seen many of these type of people, and the only way to get them to shut the fuck up is act like a big dick and put them in their place. Someone has to do it, or they will keep acting that way.
Totally agree. These "douchebags" need to be "put in their place" so to say -- and CheAse is the man to do it. Bomb them back to the bronze league. If anything CheAse, do it for SichuanPanda who's seen too many of these king nerds "ruining his shit." Then just laugh when they "drop out" and end up flipping burgers cuz of how bad they got roflstomped.
On September 29 2010 04:19 mikehall683 wrote: First, you need to get a smurf account (bronze preferably). Then you gotta go into class acting like they're the good ones... ask them to teach you some things. Start up a "practice game" with one of them and ask stupid questions in the beginning. Then you demolish them, offensive gg, and call them a scrub.
Do you mean call them a scrub ingame or like shout it across the classroom while pointing at them because that is guaranteed to scar them for life
You missed the chance to call em out for not having micro, doing the pwnerer hand micro move and brush past them with ur head held high like the noobs they are.
(then challenge em to a random ds game for the lulz)
On September 29 2010 06:32 Esper[mb] wrote: This op has nothing to do with sc, it has to do with you not being "popular". Well i have some good news for you, in about 3/4/5 years you will get out of school and graduate college.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
On September 29 2010 06:32 Esper[mb] wrote: This op has nothing to do with sc, it has to do with you not being "popular". Well i have some good news for you, in about 3/4/5 years you will get out of school and graduate college.
Your going to be offered multiple jobs starting at 50 grand 60.. etcetc.. at right about the same time those "popular kids" will start community college because they dropped out when they were 18 because they were too "cool" for school.
Their life will begin to spiral downward while your life is just getting started. Just be patience you and you will get what your deserve.
I don't see what good it would bring even if you did win and put them in their place. Because if they are who you say they are, they will probably just be like, "lol ur such a nerd, ur only good cuz u play so much, u have no life" and you won't even have a good retort to the statement.
On September 29 2010 12:30 afiddy wrote: I don't see what good it would bring even if you did win and put them in their place. Because if they are who you say they are, they will probably just be like, "lol ur such a nerd, ur only good cuz u play so much, u have no life" and you won't even have a good retort to the statement.
Hahah, yea, that's what I was thinking. Not really worth the trouble. Choose your battles, and choose them wisely. This ain't worth the trouble any more, at least not an immediate, loud one. If it ever comes up in the future? Like Chill said, hold your position, but be humble.
On September 29 2010 04:56 iG.Aura wrote: why dont you just be their friend and play some fun 2v2/3v3 with them? maybe they'll even introduce u to some girls......
It's people like you that make me lose any hope on humanity. Screw the unicorns, those 2 noobs must be owned.
I remember playing a 2v1 with some noobie friends, owning them on vanilla sc Tv2P. Most crazy thing i did was 1v4 same both noobies with 2 more even worse, it was more like a 1v3, the 4th guy was like he only played minesweeper on his whole life. Lost, but took 2 of them, though the terran lift off and started again somewhere else. Anyway mutas owned my 3 expoed hatchs lings all-in. Games where you're outnumbered, normal build orders don't gonna cut it since there's a disadvantage until you manage to take them off to 1v1. Gotta relay on early agression and baller micro, since they're noobies, should be easy outmicro them. Bad thing sc2 has no vults nor muta micro
My point is, don't listen to this bunch of pussies. Satisfaction by accomplishing inner challenges is one of the greatest things on life. If you lose, there's no shame, they were on the advantage since the beginning. If they pretend to brag about winning a 2v1, they will be just hurting themselves.
sigh..
so they are bad at starcraft. so they think they are good. exactly as chill said, they are just having some fun. So either leave them alone or you could try to show them up in something that they probably dont give a shit about, and you will just end up looking like a complete douche in the process. What happens if you beat them? did you really 'put them in their place'? most likely as i said, they wont really care and continue doing their thing, or they will just call you a 'nerd who plays video games all day long'.
On September 29 2010 04:56 iG.Aura wrote: why dont you just be their friend and play some fun 2v2/3v3 with them? maybe they'll even introduce u to some girls......
It's people like you that make me lose any hope on humanity. Screw the unicorns, those 2 noobs must be owned.
I remember playing a 2v1 with some noobie friends, owning them on vanilla sc Tv2P. Most crazy thing i did was 1v4 same both noobies with 2 more even worse, it was more like a 1v3, the 4th guy was like he only played minesweeper on his whole life. Lost, but took 2 of them, though the terran lift off and started again somewhere else. Anyway mutas owned my 3 expoed hatchs lings all-in. Games where you're outnumbered, normal build orders don't gonna cut it since there's a disadvantage until you manage to take them off to 1v1. Gotta relay on early agression and baller micro, since they're noobies, should be easy outmicro them. Bad thing sc2 has no vults nor muta micro
My point is, don't listen to this bunch of pussies. Satisfaction by accomplishing inner challenges is one of the greatest things on life. If you lose, there's no shame, they were on the advantage since the beginning. If they pretend to brag about winning a 2v1, they will be just hurting themselves.
sigh..
so they are bad at starcraft. so they think they are good. exactly as chill said, they are just having some fun. So either leave them alone or you could try to show them up in something that they probably dont give a shit about, and you will just end up looking like a complete douche in the process. What happens if you beat them? did you really 'put them in their place'? most likely as i said, they wont really care and continue doing their thing, or they will just call you a 'nerd who plays video games all day long'.
Just imo.
I have to agree here. Not only will the two "douchebags" play you off as some nerd with no life, you will also have lost two possible SCII buddies.
Why is everyone inserting this "getting back at them" or "whether it's worth the trouble" or "if it's a good battle," questions?
Just find some way to get them in a 2v2 for money and win. Then it's worth it clearly, no ambiguity. The only question is how to minimize the possibility of them dodging. Or if they see diamond on your account, they might not do it.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
That's fantastic, posted at 13:37... the plot thickens
lmao, plot thickens indeed! Can someone verify if that's actually one of said guys? If so...lofl! I love how they get challenged and then try and belittle it saying "it's only SC2." It's "only starcraft2" but "we'll take time out of our day to find this internet forum, post on it, and bet 1k moola we can beat you in a 2v1." LOFL.
sadly though with these types of things...it always turns out to be a troll -_-
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
You actually came on here and challenged someone to a 2v1? That's the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. Not funny, not even lame, just ridiculous and dumb, like your theories on team games over 1v1.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
You actually came on here and challenged someone to a 2v1? That's the most ridiculous shit I've ever seen. Not funny, not even lame, just ridiculous and dumb, like your theories on team games over 1v1.
Oh, and welcome to the forums.
lol, for a 2v1 you have to give odds at least, like 4:1 or something. I dunno, anyone here a handicapper?
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
Why has nobody given recognition to this epic post? This is clearly the answer to all of the OP's problems.
On September 29 2010 03:04 CheAse wrote: They are the kinda guys who only talk to girls and try to impress everyone by making bad dirty jokes(not many ppl like them).
omg i just read this again and laughed for like 5 minutes seriously
This answer is the correct choice. Some people won't learn no matter what you tell them but this kind of ignorant behavior needs to be improved by you calling them out.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class. TEAM BAWD
Yea, you tell that internet forum! Good to know you can talk to girls in the CIT program, though. Seriously, 'grats, maybe some day you'll talk to an attractive girl.
How did I miss this thread ? And I laughed so hard when I saw Chill's joke about combat-ex' smurf haha. I don't think the post with the guy claiming he's in Chease's class is serious. Any gold player would shit in his pants when seeing that Chease in #600 on NA.
CheAse, weren't you in the blizzard top 200 list at one point? You should have just thrown that out like its no big deal, and then asked if you could 3v3 with them so they could teach you how to get better!
I agree with 1v2, i got the exactly same problem in class with CoD2 few years ago, i can just say their look after game was soooooo epic that you will never see that again O.O
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
That's fantastic, posted at 13:37... the plot thickens
lmao, plot thickens indeed! Can someone verify if that's actually one of said guys? If so...lofl! I love how they get challenged and then try and belittle it saying "it's only SC2." It's "only starcraft2" but "we'll take time out of our day to find this internet forum, post on it, and bet 1k moola we can beat you in a 2v1." LOFL.
sadly though with these types of things...it always turns out to be a troll -_-
Looking at his IP, it seems pretty likely that bawd is the classmate.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
That's fantastic, posted at 13:37... the plot thickens
lmao, plot thickens indeed! Can someone verify if that's actually one of said guys? If so...lofl! I love how they get challenged and then try and belittle it saying "it's only SC2." It's "only starcraft2" but "we'll take time out of our day to find this internet forum, post on it, and bet 1k moola we can beat you in a 2v1." LOFL.
sadly though with these types of things...it always turns out to be a troll -_-
Looking at his IP, it seems pretty likely that bawd is the classmate.
He says "Mr Manilow" like he knows the guy, too. That was what made me feel like it was real.
Game on!!! I can't say one way or another if it is worth it but who ever says that team matches are more competitive than 1v1 is a special kind of person.
I lost it when mOnion was suggesting the cape idea. I vote for that. Elmer's Glue + Glitter = win. And not be cynical but I don't think anyone's mind has ever been changed because someone else was better at SC than them. Either way if it goes down I'll watch :D
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
Why has nobody given recognition to this epic post? This is clearly the answer to all of the OP's problems.
Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.
On September 30 2010 01:05 Ndugu wrote: Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.
NR5? Fuck, CheAse has RIGHTEOUSNESS on his side. Obviously it's no big deal to defend a double sixpool with a 14gate.
You should definitely tell them they are newbs and have no idea what they are talking about. Say it with a straight face. Don't be shy. They're dbags and should be treated as such. Whenever I hear somebody talk a big game about halo, I mention how newbish it is to play a fps with a control stick. Elitist? Yes. Should you call out a newb who thinks they're the shit? Yes.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Omg, they appeared bravely to accept the challenge. Didn't even consider to 1v1, which is pointless since doesn't require any skills, they call it directly on a 2v1 to demonstrate their pro status. To make it worse they add the orbital sum of 1000$. They are way ahead on the mindgames now...
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
Why has nobody given recognition to this epic post? This is clearly the answer to all of the OP's problems.
Good god this is the best feature ever.
The awesomeness in this post is too much... god this thread makes me so happy and i don't know why.
On September 30 2010 02:55 L_Master wrote: Is this 2v1 going to be of the kind where you get the other guys resources, like someone leaving in 2v2; or is this legit 1v2?
This had better be streamed.
I feel like it should be with a left ally, isn't it just impossible to defend some cheeses in a straight up 1v2?
Although maybe not since some people say having a leaving ally is so good it's an exploit cause you can rush so fast. So maybe ally leaves after making SCVs up to 11 or something.
Dude if these guys are gold they probably know enough to cheese the TC to death. Even D players like myself in BW know how to do stupid tactics with an ally to win 2v1 against an opponent who is 9000% better than us.
1 guy will just 6pool while the other guy gets a bunch of marauders. Or maybe one guy will muta rush while the other guy masses marauders again.
On September 30 2010 03:21 Pandonetho wrote: Dude if these guys are gold they probably know enough to cheese the TC to death. Even D players like myself in BW know how to do stupid tactics with an ally to win 2v1 against an opponent who is 9000% better than us.
1 guy will just 6pool while the other guy gets a bunch of marauders. Or maybe one guy will muta rush while the other guy masses marauders again.
On September 30 2010 03:21 Pandonetho wrote: Dude if these guys are gold they probably know enough to cheese the TC to death. Even D players like myself in BW know how to do stupid tactics with an ally to win 2v1 against an opponent who is 9000% better than us.
1 guy will just 6pool while the other guy gets a bunch of marauders. Or maybe one guy will muta rush while the other guy masses marauders again.
How does 1 player defend against that?
clearly you've never watched two D level players actually try to beat someone really good
clearly you've never watched two D level players actually try to beat someone really good
Nah, haven't watch it but I'd sure like to see any pro beat double cheese. How hard is it in SC1 to beat a double 4 or 6 pool?
Also, I wouldn't mind if you elaborated either on possible techniques to beat the aforementioned cheese.
I've only seen one 2v1 match before and that was 2 random no name players (don't know what rank though, probably B or C) vs Tossgirl, and they owned her.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
clearly you've never watched two D level players actually try to beat someone really good
Nah, haven't watch it but I'd sure like to see any pro beat double cheese. How hard is it in SC1 to beat a double 4 or 6 pool?
Also, I wouldn't mind if you elaborated either on possible techniques to beat the aforementioned cheese.
I've only seen one 2v1 match before and that was 2 random no name players (don't know what rank though, probably B or C) vs Tossgirl, and they owned her.
Its doable. I played a 4v4 last night where I got triple 10 pooled when I 14 pooled and none of my allies helped. Was able to hold it off and still have a few drones + queen left, my allies then proceeded to destroy the underdroned zergs. I probably wouldn't have won if it was 1v3 but I could imagine 1v2 working out.
So here you are, a humble diamond player minding your own business eating your cornflakes when SURPRISE!!! Some obnoxious asshole starts mouthing off some ignorant shit. This is where my handy system of social espionage comes into play.
By following these simple steps, you will quickly have any mouthbreathing dickhurt thinking twice before they say stupid shit around you again.
1. Identify.
This step is the most important step. It is really less about the process of humiliating said ignorant cuntwaffle, and more about insuring yourself against being a jackass. Analyze what your target said carefully. Make sure that what they are saying is in fact ignorant nonsense, and not simply a misunderstanding on your part. The last thing you want to do is be a self righteous shithead who has no idea what he's talking about.
2. Compose
"If you know your enemy, and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of one hundred battles." -Dracula
Choose your introduction into the conversation carefully. A common introduction might be
Self Righteous Deusche (you): "Excuse me gentlemen, but I could not help overhearing your palaver. Do you fancy yourselves Starcraft players?"
Ballin Ass Daddy Pimp (terran player(shithead)): "LOL what do you know about SC2 noob!!!!"(notice the excessive use of excessive use of exclamation points this is the sign of a true alfa male, reference below) http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/blogitems.php?site=disciple&page=4
3. Humility "Speak softly, but carry a big stick" - Bill Cosby
The most important thing to remember in this part of the conversation, is that you are trying to establish a humble image to imply to your prey that you are not a very good starcraft player, and goad him into flaunting his great skillz even further.
SRD: "Oh im not anything special, I play the game with friends mostly."
BADP: "Yeah, I'm talking about mass marines. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND" (caps lock is known by industry professionals to be cruise control for cool)
4. Call the Bluff "I know what you're thinking right now... did I shoot five bullets or six?" Harriet Tubman
After you have allowed your sociopathic companion to boast to the point where you want to give him a friendly tap of the testes, resist, and instead drop a suddle comment questioning the god like masculinity of your opponent. The snaring of the trap is the most important part of the catch, DO NOT let that fucker back down now.
SRD: "I'm not really sure that putting reapers in your bio-ball is a profitable investment." If he continues to Boast: BADP: "Yeah, I don't know man I'm pretty good at SC, I know what I'm talking about."
SRD: "Perhaps we should play a game then. So I could learn of your great ways?"
If he tries to back down:
BADP: "Yeah, I mean I can see why you would think that but it works pretty well in GOLD LEAGUE!"
SRD: "Actually, I think that in all of my time playing Starcraft, I've never heard a comment that was half as stupid as what you just suggested. In fact, you are a dumb sack of shit, and I could beat you and your friend with my left hand while my right is wrist deep in your mother's anus.
BADP: "......"
SRD: "Of course if you're not up to the challenge you can pussy out."
5. Dehumanize
At this point you must undress your opponents humanity. You are not trying to defeat another human at Starcraft, you are a man grasping an insect in mid flight and gracefully exstinguishing it's life. Your only goal in life is to outperform this individual so vastly, that they will never cross you again.
6. Bring Down the Thunder "The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction." - Donald Trump This step should be obvious. Out produce, outplay, and outsmart your opponent like he was a plat league cheese player. Dont be afraid to scout him a 9 supplies and keep your gatherer in their base, losing to bs is not an option for you.
7. Humiliate "Justice is revenge. " -The Pope
Depending on which branch of the choose you're own adventure your opponent chose, there are two different ways to resolve this situation.
If he tried to back down, be nice, and give him the gg. Tell him that one day he may be able to play with you again.
If you let him be a deuschebag throughout the entire first half of the process, don't say anything until the next time you see him in class. Then let him know that his girlfriend can find you in the parking lot after 5th period.
wow, within the last page shit has just got real in here. Looks like we got a duel fellas! They're too good for 1v1s though, someone already said it lofl, they're baller and ONLY 2V2, 3V3, 2V1 LOL
Barrie...manilow...these guys are definitely strategical geniuses!!
"Team BAWD?" who the hell names their name after one member of the team?
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
Challeging someone to a 2v1 for $1k without odds lol :p Does that mean that each person puts up 1k btw? or is it actually chease at 1k and the two noobs at 500 each? Always funny when a lame OP leads to epic thread ^^
clearly you've never watched two D level players actually try to beat someone really good
Nah, haven't watch it but I'd sure like to see any pro beat double cheese. How hard is it in SC1 to beat a double 4 or 6 pool?
Also, I wouldn't mind if you elaborated either on possible techniques to beat the aforementioned cheese.
I've only seen one 2v1 match before and that was 2 random no name players (don't know what rank though, probably B or C) vs Tossgirl, and they owned her.
Well since you sometimes (rarely) see pros defeat like 8 zerglings controlled by another proffesional using nothing but probes without losing much I wouldn't give two players who actually can't get out of d a snow flakes chance in hell.
So here you are, a humble diamond player minding your own business eating your cornflakes when SURPRISE!!! Some obnoxious asshole starts mouthing off some ignorant shit. This is where my handy system of social espionage comes into play.
By following these simple steps, you will quickly have any mouthbreathing dickhurt thinking twice before they say stupid shit around you again.
1. Identify.
This step is the most important step. It is really less about the process of humiliating said ignorant cuntwaffle, and more about insuring yourself against being a jackass. Analyze what your target said carefully. Make sure that what they are saying is in fact ignorant nonsense, and not simply a misunderstanding on your part. The last thing you want to do is be a self righteous shithead who has no idea what he's talking about.
2. Compose
"If you know your enemy, and you know yourself, you need not fear the result of one hundred battles." -Dracula
Choose your introduction into the conversation carefully. A common introduction might be
Self Righteous Deusche (you): "Excuse me gentlemen, but I could not help overhearing your palaver. Do you fancy yourselves Starcraft players?"
Ballin Ass Daddy Pimp (terran player(shithead)): "LOL what do you know about SC2 noob!!!!"(notice the excessive use of excessive use of exclamation points this is the sign of a true alfa male, reference below) http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/blogitems.php?site=disciple&page=4
3. Humility "Speak softly, but carry a big stick" - Bill Cosby
The most important thing to remember in this part of the conversation, is that you are trying to establish a humble image to imply to your prey that you are not a very good starcraft player, and goad him into flaunting his great skillz even further.
SRD: "Oh im not anything special, I play the game with friends mostly."
BADP: "Yeah, I'm talking about mass marines. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND" (caps lock is known by industry professionals to be cruise control for cool)
4. Call the Bluff "I know what you're thinking right now... did I shoot five bullets or six?" Harriet Tubman
After you have allowed your sociopathic companion to boast to the point where you want to give him a friendly tap of the testes, resist, and instead drop a suddle comment questioning the god like masculinity of your opponent. The snaring of the trap is the most important part of the catch, DO NOT let that fucker back down now.
SRD: "I'm not really sure that putting reapers in your bio-ball is a profitable investment." If he continues to Boast: BADP: "Yeah, I don't know man I'm pretty good at SC, I know what I'm talking about."
SRD: "Perhaps we should play a game then. So I could learn of your great ways?"
If he tries to back down:
BADP: "Yeah, I mean I can see why you would think that but it works pretty well in GOLD LEAGUE!"
SRD: "Actually, I think that in all of my time playing Starcraft, I've never heard a comment that was half as stupid as what you just suggested. In fact, you are a dumb sack of shit, and I could beat you and your friend with my left hand while my right is wrist deep in your mother's anus.
BADP: "......"
SRD: "Of course if you're not up to the challenge you can pussy out."
5. Dehumanize
At this point you must undress your opponents humanity. You are not trying to defeat another human at Starcraft, you are a man grasping an insect in mid flight and gracefully exstinguishing it's life. Your only goal in life is to outperform this individual so vastly, that they will never cross you again.
6. Bring Down the Thunder "The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction." - Donald Trump This step should be obvious. Out produce, outplay, and outsmart your opponent like he was a plat league cheese player. Dont be afraid to scout him a 9 supplies and keep your gatherer in their base, losing to bs is not an option for you.
7. Humiliate "Justice is revenge. " -The Pope
Depending on which branch of the choose you're own adventure your opponent chose, there are two different ways to resolve this situation.
If he tried to back down, be nice, and give him the gg. Tell him that one day he may be able to play with you again.
If you let him be a deuschebag throughout the entire first half of the process, don't say anything until the next time you see him in class. Then let him know that his girlfriend can find you in the parking lot after 5th period.
Occasionally, i get that feeling when i'm reading a post that just tells me - "god, this is epic"
Yea, after you beat them, use the money these jokers dished out to rent a Lambo for a day and take the most smokin' lady in the class out to a nice five star restaurant. (This will probably cost more than 1k but hell would be worth it eh?)
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
By accepting this challenge you are obligated to post a follow up blog containing replays, a battle report, pictures of all the nerds, and an ebay link where I can bid on a vial of the loser's tears.
Now the question is should I tell them they are noobies and put them in their place.
by the way, they are like gold in all of their leagues.
and you're a 14OO diamond terran lmfao.. which is not good enough to talk shit
gl 1v2
I don't play star2 so I'm curious, what is the approximate skill difference between "1400 diamond" and "gold league"?
like D and C but its easier to improve in sc2 than bw
oh shit lol
1000 is like D. 1500 is like C-.
Being in diamond is really easy.
Of course 'getting into diamond is easy' compared to iCCup. There were only like 1 A+ a couple A's and and A-'s a hundred or so B's in iCCup a season. 2 million people play SC2 and 7% of them are in Diamond. This means that ~70,000 people are in diamond around the world. Compare that to iCCup where only 100 people in the world were B or better. If B.net 2.0 were like iCCup NA would have no A's, no A-'s and maybe a couple of B+'s. Everyone else would be B or lower.
Now the question is should I tell them they are noobies and put them in their place.
by the way, they are like gold in all of their leagues.
and you're a 14OO diamond terran lmfao.. which is not good enough to talk shit
gl 1v2
I don't play star2 so I'm curious, what is the approximate skill difference between "1400 diamond" and "gold league"?
like D and C but its easier to improve in sc2 than bw
oh shit lol
1000 is like D. 1500 is like C-.
Being in diamond is really easy.
Of course 'getting into diamond is easy' compared to iCCup. There were only like 1 A+ a couple A's and and A-'s a hundred or so B's in iCCup. 2 million people play SC2 and 7% of them are in Diamond. This means that ~70,000 people are in diamond around the world. Compare that to iCCup where only 100 people in the world were B or better. If B.net 2.0 were like iCCup NA would have no A's, no A-'s and maybe a couple of B+'s. Everyone else would be B or lower.
While you're right about it being easier to get into diamond than the high ranks on iCCup, none of those iCCup numbers are even a little bit right. :/
I guess maybe now that sc2's been out and stole all the bw players, I havent noticed in a while.
Edit: Unless you just mean foreigners, then those numbers could be about right, dunno.
This reminds me of the time when I was in the warcraft 3 beta. Word got around that I was in the beta and these 3 kids from a *different* school came up to me while I was at work and told me I was probably undeserving of the beta because I sucked.
I told them if they could beat me 3v1 in warcraft 2, they could have the beta key. I stomped them easily. I became good friends with them afterwards. Good times.
What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Which also means: I would definitely like to see some replays. Unneeded drama might suck, but it sure is fun to watch.
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
By accepting this challenge you are obligated to post a follow up blog containing replays, a battle report, pictures of all the nerds, and an ebay link where I can bid on a vial of the loser's tears.
Or be banned, one of the two.
Best part is he's serious about the banning
no matter the outcome, im sure you both win. this is bound to impress the ladies. this is the human version of two burly mountain goats smashing their heads against one another
On September 29 2010 13:37 bawd wrote: I'm one of the guys he's talking about. A friend at school pointed me toward this posting.
Get a life man its only Starcraft 2 jeez. My jokes are funny and you are just lame. At least I talk to the girls in the class.
We'll take you on anytime 2v1 Mr.Manilow for $1000.
Love, TEAM BAWD
I'll take you kids on, you can add me on bnet CheAse.416.
You can tell your jokes are lame because if anyone laughs at all its only the teacher. The "girl" you talk to looks like fakeSteve in a dress. ( no offense fakesteve)
Weren't you the guy that I knocked over in dodgeball by hitting you in the face?
For anyone wondering my name is Barrie, and some of my classmates call me Manilow. So this has to be someone from my program.
By accepting this challenge you are obligated to post a follow up blog containing replays, a battle report, pictures of all the nerds, and an ebay link where I can bid on a vial of the loser's tears.
Or be banned, one of the two.
Allright! Now the outcome of this does not matter, i'll have fun either way.
Be a man. Do 1v1's against them, or find a different friend to do 2v2's against them.
This reminds me of this one time where I heard three kids in my class walking in and talking about bunker leapfrogging is the best strategy (bw). After watching two of them play against a computer for 50 minutes, I figured that I could challenge them. So I 1v3'd them, gave them shared vision and I won by a landslide.
I don't have any replays though, the games were played on school computers D:
On September 30 2010 03:21 Pandonetho wrote: Dude if these guys are gold they probably know enough to cheese the TC to death. Even D players like myself in BW know how to do stupid tactics with an ally to win 2v1 against an opponent who is 9000% better than us.
1 guy will just 6pool while the other guy gets a bunch of marauders. Or maybe one guy will muta rush while the other guy masses marauders again.
How does 1 player defend against that?
clearly you've never watched two D level players actually try to beat someone really good
Clearly you don't realize that D iCCup stands for Diamond SCII.
so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote: so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
You're totally off topic haha, but i'd say from people i know that used to play brood war and now play sc2, anything from D through A+ = Diamond lol. Back on topic, Challenge them gogo!! And it doesn't have to be a mean thing (although feel free haha :D) you could just play for fun too though.
I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
man i am now emotionally invested in your quest barry. Kick them noobs and make a new bonghole appear. Team bawd, holy shit, jesus and mary !!!
Btw i loled hard at that Dracula quote. Actually my uncle played soccer with Dracula in Transilvania back in the day(check it, im from Romania so i know what im talkin about), and you kinda misquoted the man. He actually said: "If you know your enemy and you know yourself, why battle?" True story, trust me.
The problem withe the SC2 to Iccup comparison is that the majority of the people that played 1v1 on Iccup probably did so because they really wanted to ladder. With SC2, it's really not even comparable.
Quite simply, own their fucking faces bro. Show no mercy. Gouge their eyes out and skullfuck them. Whatever is necessary to show them that you are the ALPHA MALE™.
This blog touches on way to many socials issues that one day I can only hope to understand, and thus only one answer shall suffice; in pace, ut sapiens, aptarit idonea bello
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
Lol you're 23, wtf...
I was expecting 10th grade, tops...
Chill's gotta cast the replays, it was he who created this monster.
On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote: so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
You're totally off topic haha, but i'd say from people i know that used to play brood war and now play sc2, anything from D through A+ = Diamond lol. Back on topic, Challenge them gogo!! And it doesn't have to be a mean thing (although feel free haha :D) you could just play for fun too though.
Two points. The first is that when you watch the first OSL finals, (Grrr.. and H.O.T._Forever) you realize that if you played in that tournament with your current skill, you would win the entire thing. It's completely probable that, even adjusting for the increased RTS skill that many of these gamers have, even the OP will be at Idra's current level in some amount of time.
Secondly, it really seems that Sc2 while there are quite a few divisions for "bad" players, there is only one division for "average" to "excellent" players. So while IdrA who hit A+ in BW is in platinum, so are a host of random people, some of whom are bound to have been D- players. Eventually, you might expect the player pool to spread out more evenly, but it seems like nobody quite understands the Sc2 ranking system, so unless you start losing points drastically at upper platinum, it may not.
On September 30 2010 04:25 bobcat wrote: SRD: "Actually, I think that in all of my time playing Starcraft, I've never heard a comment that was half as stupid as what you just suggested. In fact, you are a dumb sack of shit, and I could beat you and your friend with my left hand while my right is wrist deep in your mother's anus.
ROFL.
I'm going to use this in future shit talking fests on HoN
On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote: so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
It doesnt mean that one or the other is superior game or harder game. It just means people who played on Iccup usually knew that game much better than average diamond leaguers know sc2. Which makes a lot of sense when you just compare the ages of the games.
On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote: so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
You're totally off topic haha, but i'd say from people i know that used to play brood war and now play sc2, anything from D through A+ = Diamond lol. Back on topic, Challenge them gogo!! And it doesn't have to be a mean thing (although feel free haha :D) you could just play for fun too though.
I was expecting high school.
If you are in university, why do you even care....? Mind your own business and stop letting other people affect your daily life so much?
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
Doesn't matter if the bet goes down or not, or who emerges victorious from the sc2 battlefield, brood won this thread a looooong time ago and has gone on in dominating fashion since.
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
you definitely have to stream this if it's possible
I talked to my friends in the goatshow, and they said they would stream it
You're right, i really should have said something, but i couldn't think of anything to say at the time that wouldn't sound like " i'm better than you so i know better".
I haven't told them i''m any good at all, I'm assuming that they think I'm bad since they were telling me how to learn to play.
On a side note, i'm in computer information batcholer program. You don't want to see any of my female classmates naked.
LoL, if the girls arent worth it, why you bother anyways?!
That blog is so awesome. I mean, some people go crazy about writing funny stories/scenario, from their imagination. But sometimes, you just have to look around you, and there's hilarious shit happening all the time.
I mean, college students having sc2 fights? Like James Dean's car races have been replaced by reaper rushes? :D
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
Neither of those analogies fit. A better analogy would be like volleyball. You are someone who plays on a professional twos team and are in a class with two guys who are preaching about how much harder sixes is. You then try to join the conversation and offer your input that you feel twos is harder and they laugh at you and tell you that you have no idea wtf you are talking about.
But it's cool because you've helped to hype this up to the point where it's going to be hilarious.
lol chill, I had the exact same kind of post written out yesterday, but I thought to myself, "is it even worth it?" Then I figured if you're 23 yrs old and you still don't get it, then ... yeah ... =T
Reminds me of this weird scrawny kid in middle school summer camp who would passive aggressively and awkwardly ask to play ultimate frisbee with us. He acted all high and mighty like he was the god of frisbee, but the truth was he just took himself wayyyy too seriously and charged at people like his whole life was at stake. Then one day he straight up tackles my friend for the frisbee, we're all like, WTF this kid who does that -- then to our shock, the kid has my friend in a solid rear-naked choke hold (no joke) and my friend's face is all red, eyes fluttering, and we're like OH SHI-. We run over to wrestle the kid off him before he loses consciousness (the choke cuts off blood supply to your brain so you can pass out in seconds, literally), and the kid just stands up, brushes himself off, then walks away like it was nothing and ignores us yelling at him. The very next day, the kid has the audacity to walk up to us, I remember this so clearly, he says outloud to no one in particular "The teams are 6 vs 7, you need a 7th person." Serious, guy? Seriously?
Obviously none of us here are that kid, but it kinda scares me what kind of fantasy land some people here live in...
Oh, and for staying on topic, KICK THEIR ASSES CHEASE LOL
On October 01 2010 00:32 Happy.fairytail wrote: lol chill, I had the exact same kind of post written out yesterday, but I thought to myself, "is it even worth it?" Then I figured if you're 23 yrs old and you still don't get it, then ... I dont' even know what to say haha.
Reminds me of this weird scrawny kid in middle school summer camp who would passive aggressively and awkwardly ask to play ultimate frisbee with us. He acted all high and mighty like he was the god of frisbee, but the truth was he just took himself wayyyy too seriously and charged at people like his whole life was at stake. Then one day he straight up tackles my friend for the frisbee, we're all like, WTF this kid who does that -- then to our shock, the kid has my friend in a solid rear-naked choke hold (no joke) and my friend's face is all red, eyes fluttering, and we're like OH SHI-. We run over to wrestle the kid off him before he loses consciousness (the choke cuts off blood supply to your brain so you can pass out in seconds, literally), and the kid just stands up, brushes himself off, then walks away like it was nothing and ignores us yelling at him. The very next day, the kid has the audacity to walk up to us, I remember this so clearly, he says outloud to no one in particular "The teams are 6 vs 7, you need a 7th person." Serious, guy? Seriously?
Obviously none of us here are that kid, but it kinda scares me what kind of fantasy land some people here live in...
Oh, and for staying on topic, KICK THEIR ASSES CHEASE LOL
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
hahahahahahha 23 years old and youre actingl ike youre 16
this is wonderful. i knew comp sci guys at my college. they didnt act like they had aspergers.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
And you can all look at the posts in this thread and see who is the biggest troll.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
That's right CheAse -- it's your time. Don't listen to the naysayers; they only wish they had this opportunity. It's time to draw a line in the sand and take a stand for what's right. These entitled douchebag gold-leaguers have been the bane of nerds forever and everywhere, and they have got to be taught a lesson. They'll cut in front of you, they'll kiss your boss' ass and get promoted over you, they'll steal your girl... Knocking them over in dodgeball isn't enough. It's time to buy an AR-15 and shoot up the whole school challenge these fools to some Starcraft.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
That's right CheAse -- it's your time. Don't listen to the naysayers; they only wish they had this opportunity. It's time to draw a line in the sand and take a stand for what's right. These entitled douchebag gold-leaguers have been the bane of nerds forever and everywhere, and they have got to be taught a lesson. They'll cut in front of you, they'll kiss your boss' ass and get promoted over you, they'll steal your girl... Dodgeball isn't enough. It's time to buy an AR-15 and shoot up the whole school challenge these fools to some Starcraft.
Damn strait CheAse. If balls to the face doesn't shut your classmates up. You gotta give them the shaft, Starcraft 2 style.
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
hahahahahahha 23 years old and youre actingl ike youre 16
this is wonderful. i knew comp sci guys at my college. they didnt act like they had aspergers.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
Hi. Just thought I'd alert you...this is a Starcraft forum...there's going to be a ton of people that do nothing but play Starcraft or rather play it a lot. What makes them not normal? How do you define normal?
If someone likes SC, and posts on teamliquid, does he need to say...play more basketball to qualify as normal?
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
hahahahahahha 23 years old and youre actingl ike youre 16
this is wonderful. i knew comp sci guys at my college. they didnt act like they had aspergers.
On September 30 2010 23:57 Chill wrote:
On September 30 2010 23:30 Scorcher2k wrote:
On September 30 2010 23:19 tedster wrote:
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
And you can all look at the posts in this thread and see who is the biggest troll.
I've only read the first two pages of the thread so I hope nothing earthshattering has happened in your quest yet. If it's already resolved this is some general advice I can give to people having similar feelings:
Don't bother with it, it's impossible to enlighten ignorant people like that and in the end you'll just end up looking like a moron. Once I tried to tell some uni mates of mine about a weapon in MW2 (which I only bought out of horrible desperation for some entertainment ). I presented them actual damage charts and such to them, to which they basically responded with "hey man, we're on our second prestige playthrough and you are only level XY, we know better". Which is basically the same as someone telling you he's the bomb at SC2 because he has more portraits unlocked than you. They were also horrible players.
On October 01 2010 03:10 chas wrote: I've only read the first two pages of the thread so I hope nothing earthshattering has happened in your quest yet. If it's already resolved this is some general advice I can give to people having similar feelings:
Ok really...this thread is 16 pages long and is featured. Surely if there's a thread you should read all the way through before posting, it's a featured blog 16 pages long. Chances are...SOMETHING important happened later on. Blog's don't get to 16 pages by people posting "5/5 cool read."
I had a similar situation earlier in my life (I was 13) where i beated some guy at starcraft 1 who said he was '' the shit '' at school. I decided to play him, in fact we played 3 games. After winning them all I decided to watch the replays, because I feld something was fishy in his playing. Well guess what, he hacked. So, the day after that I went to school and told everybody how bad i beated that hacker. IMMEDIATLY after that, girls were around me, my penis lenght went past the 7 inch mark and this guy NEVER had any success with girls, in fact, he turned out in a homo right after.
So you SHOULD play them and tell everybody how bad they are after you win, life just get soooo much better and your opponents will turn homo's.
On October 01 2010 03:10 chas wrote: I've only read the first two pages of the thread so I hope nothing earthshattering has happened in your quest yet. If it's already resolved this is some general advice I can give to people having similar feelings:
Really, just don't bother. It's not worth it.
Nah nothing much, only grudge match 2v1 for 1k$
On October 01 2010 04:23 Opponent wrote: Yes you can beat them, but is it worth it ? Yes !
I had a similar situation earlier in my life (I was 13) where i beated some guy at starcraft 1 who said he was '' the shit '' at school. I decided to play him, in fact we played 3 games. After winning them all I decided to watch the replays, because I feld something was fishy in his playing. Well guess what, he hacked. So, the day after that I went to school and told everybody how bad i beated that hacker. IMMEDIATLY after that, girls were around me, my penis lenght went past the 7 inch mark and this guy NEVER had any success with girls, in fact, he turned out in a homo right after.
So you SHOULD play them and tell everybody how bad they are after you win, life just get soooo much better and your opponents will turn homo's.
I guess womens doesnt quite concern him if he is homo, right. On the other hand good for you..
Here's what you do man. You challenge them to a 2v1, play terran, wall off and nuke rush. Then you go nuke their bases and offensive gg. It's foolproof!
I completly think you should put them in their place. I have friends who thought they were so good at SC:BW and asked what races/league etc they played. And they told me they were #1 on Fastest US East. So i was like wtf? How can you possibly think you are the best at fastest. But anyway it was just pathetic to hear them. Maybe they're good at their custom but the real competition is true 1v1 ladder. They also did lots of 3v3 BGH wich is even more pathetic in my opinion. Challenge them in some bo3 or bo5 because god knows they will cheese to death rofl.
On October 01 2010 04:23 Opponent wrote: Yes you can beat them, but is it worth it ? Yes !
I had a similar situation earlier in my life (I was 13) where i beated some guy at starcraft 1 who said he was '' the shit '' at school. I decided to play him, in fact we played 3 games. After winning them all I decided to watch the replays, because I feld something was fishy in his playing. Well guess what, he hacked. So, the day after that I went to school and told everybody how bad i beated that hacker. IMMEDIATLY after that, girls were around me, my penis lenght went past the 7 inch mark and this guy NEVER had any success with girls, in fact, he turned out in a homo right after.
So you SHOULD play them and tell everybody how bad they are after you win, life just get soooo much better and your opponents will turn homo's.
ugh I wanted to make this kind of post first...
anyways GL OP, put them in their place for not playing a video games as much as you and talking to girls and telling jokes! In fact, do it every time someone brags about being good at a video game. There was this 13 year old kid down the street playing hop skotch and I overheard him talking about how good he was at Mario Kart. I didn't have the balls to tell him I would destroy him because I thought it might come off weird since I'm 36.
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
hahahahahahha 23 years old and youre actingl ike youre 16
this is wonderful. i knew comp sci guys at my college. they didnt act like they had aspergers.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
You can look at the posts in this post to see who the elitists who judge people by their posts are!
On October 01 2010 03:10 chas wrote: I've only read the first two pages of the thread so I hope nothing earthshattering has happened in your quest yet. If it's already resolved this is some general advice I can give to people having similar feelings:
Really, just don't bother. It's not worth it.
Just skip ahead to page 11, it starts getting good there.
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
Wow. I finally have something to put in my sig. I can't wait to see this match go down. Way to keep the forum interesting Chill! I actually read this earlier before it got featured and was just thinking "what a lame blog" then I signed back in and saw it featured. Epic.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set up the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
thats the hardest ive lol'd at anything on the net in ages
On September 30 2010 10:51 CheAse wrote: I don't have class with them until Monday, but i will update with replays or a possible stream if this thing goes down.
As for the earlier questions if I'm actually "good". I think I'm decent but nothing special. Out of the top 100 players currently, ive played 36 of them and beat 23 of them before ( doesn't mean it wasn't like 1-50 ratio but hey its still something)
I've also been on every top 200 except for this week. I've been getting a lot worse because of school, and I had to send back my video card.
On September 30 2010 10:31 DaBears57 wrote: What grade are they in? Are we talking like 6th grade or 12th or....?
i'm 23, on the way to get my bachelors
hahahahahahha 23 years old and youre actingl ike youre 16
this is wonderful. i knew comp sci guys at my college. they didnt act like they had aspergers.
On September 30 2010 23:57 Chill wrote:
On September 30 2010 23:30 Scorcher2k wrote:
On September 30 2010 23:19 tedster wrote:
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
pretty much
you can look at the posts in this thread and easily figure out who are the normal people that happen to play starcraft, and the people who do nothing but play starcraft
Hi. Just thought I'd alert you...this is a Starcraft forum...there's going to be a ton of people that do nothing but play Starcraft or rather play it a lot. What makes them not normal? How do you define normal?
If someone likes SC, and posts on teamliquid, does he need to say...play more basketball to qualify as normal?
not acting like a poop socker when you realize someone else plays sc2 at your school is a start
On September 30 2010 23:16 wantPopRocks wrote: I mean, college students having sc2 fights? Like James Dean's car races have been replaced by reaper rushes? :D
progress?
this thread is amazing. We need a pro-caster. Day[9] or Husky please step-up. Anyone know them, can PM / facebook them and get them on the thread?
CheAse, if you want a Gold 1v2 practice partner, I can be one of the two. I am thinking if $1000 is on the line, you ought to really find out if you can beat 2 gold players at once. I'll add you on bnet tonight.
You sir, are correct. CheEse (or however you capitalize his name) didn't do anything rude. He simply heard a conversation about Starcraft 2, a topic he knows something about. He attempted to correct his classmates misapprehension (that 3v3 takes more skill) with an informative fact (that the best players in the world consider 1v1 to be the most important test of skill). That's about as friendly and innocuous as it gets. Anyone who is offended by that or thinks he was a jerk is EXTREMELY sensitive.
On October 01 2010 00:14 Scorcher2k wrote: Neither of those analogies fit. A better analogy would be like volleyball. You are someone who plays on a professional twos team and are in a class with two guys who are preaching about how much harder sixes is. You then try to join the conversation and offer your input that you feel twos is harder and they laugh at you and tell you that you have no idea wtf you are talking about.
But it's cool because you've helped to hype this up to the point where it's going to be hilarious.
On October 01 2010 09:29 darkwing.Huzow wrote: CheAse, if you want a Gold 1v2 practice partner, I can be one of the two. I am thinking if $1000 is on the line, you ought to really find out if you can beat 2 gold players at once. I'll add you on bnet tonight.
Yeah, I'm gold too, hit me up if you want a practice partner.
On October 01 2010 09:29 darkwing.Huzow wrote: CheAse, if you want a Gold 1v2 practice partner, I can be one of the two. I am thinking if $1000 is on the line, you ought to really find out if you can beat 2 gold players at once. I'll add you on bnet tonight.
Yeah, I'm gold too, hit me up if you want a practice partner.
I'm a gold Zerg, and I'll totally join in to help too.
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
I'm thinking he's talking about one of those tool losers that try to be well "cool" and pick up girls, except they are complete losers?
EDIT: I also know friends sort of like that who think that 3v3, 2v2 is the best, but they know that 1v1 is the way harder thing to do. Only reason why I hate 2v2, 3v3 is because they all spam voidrays and crap, and I'm the only one with an actual army. -.-
On September 30 2010 08:14 vindKtiv wrote: What the hell is all this drama about? Seriously, when you talk to one of the best NA players in the world, I don't care who you are (you could be Obama), you shut up and take a seat when StarCraft II is mentioned. Anyone who doesn't is overly cocky and should be dismissed as such without all this unneeded drama.
Man, you are living in a fantasy land. These are regular bros in a college class, they don't give a shit about whether or not you're amazing at an online video game. They'll certainly talk shit back when a nerd starts fronting for literally no reason, but why in the world should they actually care?
You don't "take a seat" to someone with a skill you don't care about who tries to shove it in your face.
He didn't shove anything in their face if you actually read his post. All he did was attempt to add some input on a matter that he knew vastly more about and those 'college bros' acted like asshats and told him he didn't know shit. Furthermore, you referring to CheAse as a nerd but not the other two is hilarious since all three of them are in the same class.
Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
Ah man that was awesome. I got nerd chills!
hahaha i love this blog so much.
don't listen to these people CheAse, I know what kind of douchebags you're talking about, and I know this is just all fun and games anyway.
Come on guys, just get into it 'cause its fun Being childish can be fun sometimes lol
I feel like the chat in this thread is slowing down. I think we need some more feedback from Dream Team (*cough*losers!*cough*) . And establish a game time already. I'm going out of town and dont wanna miss this live. Its the best i've got until bisu returns to form or to sc2.
On September 30 2010 01:05 Ndugu wrote: Do 2v1, No Rush 5 minutes. That way you have time to prepare to BS cheese auto-wins. Have someone cast it live so bitches can watch and decide where to put their mouths.
one cannon rush can pwn multiple AIs, i dont see gold newbies surviving it
On September 30 2010 10:12 Subversion wrote: so sick of people making comparisons between iccup and sc2.
"oh 1500 diamond is like C-"
its just a stupid subtle way of injecting your "bw is way harder than sc2 and the superior game" opinion into everything, and its really frustrating.
IdrA has what? 2000 points? less? what does that make him them in your ranking, if a gold player is D and a 1500 diamond is C-? a C+?
No. He was A+.
Please just actually discuss the topic, instead of trying to talk shit about sc2 players =/ They're different games, must there really be this rivalry between the 2 games? Can't they just both be good? =/
zergs actually a hard race to play though also; bw really is much harder, its a legitimate comparison
ive just realised a friend and i were in a bronze 2v2 team, weve been taking turns at 1v2ing, so much fun
On September 29 2010 03:11 Chill wrote: Sounds like they are just cool and having fun. You shouldn't try to "beat them" because I foresee that just ending in you looking like a fool.
Edit: Like everything about this situation shows you've already lost. Considering only talking to girls a negative thing. Having a legitimate point against them but being shut down. Not standing up for yourself and your point and favouring avoiding argument.
Just let this one go man, you've already lost.
Holy hell you're so negative. @OP just ignore them it's a waste of energy to even try convince them how fat they are.
How is that negative? Do you disagree?
Edit: If you really want to play with them, the best route is to go in humble and silent, win convincingly, and then stay silent afterward. There's no one more frustrating to lose to than someone like that (for me at least).
I think it's negative, you basically just shut down his every motive to even try to convince them lol which is funny. Yes I do agree.
I'm making some wild jumps here, but I'm imaging the 2 kids in the story making some stupid comments in passing to the OP and forgetting about it. And then him focusing on "I'll get them!" And what's going to happen? He'll either lose and look like a joke, or he'll win and they won't give a fuck.
OP, just do you. That means not making a diabolical plan to get back at 2 guys who play Starcraft 2 casually. That's my advice.
Chill obviously doesn't understand how things work in the real world.
Here's what you do. It's halloween soon so go the store and get yourself a cape. cover it in elmers glue and sprinkle glitter all over it so it shines like the night sky. Next time you see these two faggots in class talking about some shit stand up on a desk and shout I CHALLENGE YOU TWO NERDS TO A DUEL. The girls will oooh and ahhh about how fucking studly you are, but ignore them, we'll get to the condom talk later (just kidding who wears that rubbery shit).
Have the school set upengineer fantasy world the computers in your local lecture hall. They can project the game on the big screen. It'll be a 1v2 because you're the mothafrackin honka boss here okay? You'll have to play Terran because you can only play with one hand cuz your other will be busy holding each girl's hair up while they blow you and everyone knows you dont need 2 hands to play terran.
The game is gonna start and they're going to respectively 6 pool you and proxy 2 gate. Don't make a single scv. Take the 6 you have and make them line up at the front of your command center. Tell them to start spinning their drills in unison as they hold them up to the sky. This will summon the Spiral King, Lord Genome to your base. Once their units get to your location the King will absorb them into his body with his Spiral Power, giving him the power of all 3 races, essentially making him a Xel Naga. Your opponents' workers will stop mining and bow down to you, chanting your name over and over. Try not to get freaked out by this, keep your composure.
The two kids you're playing will start to panic and sweat as Lord Genome stares directly into their soul, they'll try to apologize for ever shunning you, but you'll hear none of their bullshit. The Spiral King will plow his fists through the screen into their pathetic chests and rip out their hearts, holding them in their faces so that the last thing they see is their heart, still beating, still beating, breaking out of their body, and flying away. Like a bat outta hell.
thats the hardest ive lol'd at anything on the net in ages
Oh. My. God. That was hilarious! Im kind of new to TL, and just discovered this blog section. Loving it!
Forget challenging them, just play with them. If you can carry them to glorious victory in 3v3s or w/e after they've been knocked out of the game and it's basically 1v3 vs the internet, you'll be an internet hero.
And less of a jerk.
Approaching it with belligerence will just make them think you're a jerk too.
I received a message from them last night on bnet while I was asleep. They were running their mouth and claimed that I was dodging because I wasn't there.
On October 02 2010 03:22 CheAse wrote: I received a message from them last night on bnet while I was asleep. They were running their mouth and claimed that I was dodging because I wasn't there.
Will be updating when I speak to them next.
how cool would that sound coming in like "I challenge you to a $1000 match, but only if you play us 1v2." smells like pussy, i hope the OP has some good defense against cheese.
On October 02 2010 03:22 CheAse wrote: I received a message from them last night on bnet while I was asleep. They were running their mouth and claimed that I was dodging because I wasn't there.
Will be updating when I speak to them next.
how cool would that sound coming in like "I challenge you to a $1000 match, but only if you play us 1v2." smells like pussy, i hope the OP has some good defense against cheese.
playing terran will help. Plus for map picks i'm going to try to pick big ones, or ones with more than 4 starting locations.
On October 02 2010 03:22 CheAse wrote: I received a message from them last night on bnet while I was asleep. They were running their mouth and claimed that I was dodging because I wasn't there.
Will be updating when I speak to them next.
how cool would that sound coming in like "I challenge you to a $1000 match, but only if you play us 1v2." smells like pussy, i hope the OP has some good defense against cheese.
playing terran will help. Plus for map picks i'm going to try to pick big ones, or ones with more than 4 starting locations.
On October 02 2010 09:33 Spartan wrote: Have to agree with Chill on this one, just let it go..
Please tell me you haven't read past the first few pages because I've got no idea how you can say that otherwise. Shit is fucking epic. CheAse you're the man. Make them cry tears of blood.
They were talking about sc2 team games so I tried to join in, asked them how good they are, races, ect. After I got shunted, they go on about how hard 2v2 3v3 and 4v4 is. I tell them that 1v1 is where most of the competitive gaming is, and they respond by telling me that I will never get better if I only play 1v1.
I'm sorry but that's is freaking hilarious! I can totally imagine it.
"You won't get any better if you only play 1v1 you f*cking noob! Hah, you f*cking loser! 2v2 and 3v3 is what you do to get better idiot!"
This should be verryyyy good, send us replays if you actually end up playing!
Why would they shunt you from their conversation though? You were just trying to join the conversation, but obviously they are very cocky if they just say like shut up, go away after you ask a few questions
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Lol you guys are insane. Let me give you two analogies which you are trying to defend:
1. Two people talking about the golf round they just had. They "torn it up." You, a good amateur golfer, overhear the conversation. After discovering they were playing on the local course (EGADS) and using improper out-of-the-rough technique, you quickly explain who you are and how they are playing wrong. Shockingly, rather than accepting your advice, they are rude and wonder why you are talking to them.
2. Two people are carrying a basketball, about to play 21. After seeing that they aren't that good, you randomly show up to challenge them to a 2v1. Shockingly, rather than accepting your bold challenge, they don't give a fuck and tell you to fuck off.
This isn't how the real world goes. You don't bust into games of 21 and challenge kids for their honour; You ask if you can play too and then show them you're good. Why am I even explaining this it's fucking common sense.
I totally get what you mean Chill, but like CheAse said.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft
On a more serious note, he didn't actually go like, I challenge you two nerds to a duel, or anything retarded like that, I would have given them my friend code and been like, let's play sometime!
I remember 1v4ing my friends in college @ sc. Won easily. But they wanted it. They already knew I was way better than them.
I'm sure by this point they know they are going to lose. If they don't they are fools. Either way they wanted it so go ahead and crush them.
Many people are unfamiliar with the skill gaps that are possible in strategy games. They don't realize the levels that those who are serious about self improvement can attain.
(self in regards to the game, of course. it is just a game. but it's also reflective of the person)
I only play a few games decently. They include, Chess, Texas Hold 'Em, SSBM, and Brood War.
When I meet other people who play, I make it a personal point of mine to not say "I'm good at this game," or anything along those lines. Let your game speak for you. If they're worse than you, win gracefully and don't gloat. If they're better than you, lose gracefully and maybe you'll learn something. I met a guy who is like 2300 FIDE ranked in Chess, and he's played some online poker with small winnings (at least he isn't in the red). We're buddies now, and I've learned quite a bit about both from him. I've taught a few people quite a bit about SSBM and Brood War (even though my max rank is D+ LOL!).
You get to show off how awesome you are without looking like an asshole. Everybody wins!
On October 02 2010 14:30 travis wrote: Many people are unfamiliar with the skill gaps that are possible in strategy games. They don't realize the levels that those who are serious about self improvement can attain.
not only in strategy games but any game, or activity for that matter. it is always surprising how good at X people can get, with enough practice.
Assuming that they're actually serious about the 1k, and assuming that they're really nooby with no real macro skills, they should be practicing team super-cheeses to hell. Even the most inexperienced of noobs can quickly grasp the build of a cheesy rush, and most of them can perform the rush with some degree of competence. Not to mention that against a player of your caliber, the chances of them winning will grow slimmer and slimmer as the game progresses into a long macro game, therefore they'd want to end it as early as possible.
The best way to guarantee a 2v1 win against a vastly superior opponent is to practice all possible team cheese combos while racing as random.
Things like 2x 6rax reaper, 2x double in-base 2gate or 1in-base/1outside 2gate, a combo of in-base 2gate & 6rax reaper, cannon rushing with any other cheese, things like that in a 2v1 situation are nearly impossible to stop unless you know before the game that they're going to happen. And if they play as random, you won't be able to know exactly what cheese they are pulling off.
Even if they aren't randoming, and you know their races beforehand, any 2v1 rush they throw at you will still be hard to defend. From my experience of 1v2s, the best chance of fending off these team rushes are to use toss and go for a fast defensive cannon rush + a secret expo if you get the chance. Try playing on a map where a minimum number of cannons will cover all of your min line and other cannons. If you survive any rushes they throw at you, you are almost guaranteed to win because their macro will suck big balls afterwards.
im so glad i read right through this thread. i understand your feelings, and i think we all know what must be done...crush these noobies where they sit
Assuming that they're actually serious about the 1k, and assuming that they're really nooby with no real macro skills, they should be practicing team super-cheeses to hell. Even the most inexperienced of noobs can quickly grasp the build of a cheesy rush, and most of them can perform the rush with some degree of competence. Not to mention that against a player of your caliber, the chances of them winning will grow slimmer and slimmer as the game progresses into a long macro game, therefore they'd want to end it as early as possible.
The best way to guarantee a 2v1 win against a vastly superior opponent is to practice all possible team cheese combos while racing as random.
Things like 2x 6rax reaper, 2x double in-base 2gate or 1in-base/1outside 2gate, a combo of in-base 2gate & 6rax reaper, cannon rushing with any other cheese, things like that in a 2v1 situation are nearly impossible to stop unless you know before the game that they're going to happen. And if they play as random, you won't be able to know exactly what cheese they are pulling off.
Even if they aren't randoming, and you know their races beforehand, any 2v1 rush they throw at you will still be hard to defend. From my experience of 1v2s, the best chance of fending off these team rushes are to use toss and go for a fast defensive cannon rush + a secret expo if you get the chance. Try playing on a map where a minimum number of cannons will cover all of your min line and other cannons. If you survive any rushes they throw at you, you are almost guaranteed to win because their macro will suck big balls afterwards.
Why bother with them tbh. You cant go around teaching and educating ALL fools. If you're really that good, go help some other players that are more receptive.
In other words, leave them in their own little pathetic world. =D
LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
If there is one thing an in-game ladder is bad for, Its "friendly" competitions of superiority. In high school it was super smash brothers for me. But for SC2 a quick check of sc2ranks.com or an in-game looksie will give you a pretty good idea of who is the better player. Silently dismantling a shit talker in his game might be the best feeling a nerd can experience.
epic series the rage quits/attempted trolling was rather hillarious to watch good luck and update on whether you recieve the money or more importantly the women
Assuming that they're actually serious about the 1k, and assuming that they're really nooby with no real macro skills, they should be practicing team super-cheeses to hell. Even the most inexperienced of noobs can quickly grasp the build of a cheesy rush, and most of them can perform the rush with some degree of competence. Not to mention that against a player of your caliber, the chances of them winning will grow slimmer and slimmer as the game progresses into a long macro game, therefore they'd want to end it as early as possible.
The best way to guarantee a 2v1 win against a vastly superior opponent is to practice all possible team cheese combos while racing as random.
Things like 2x 6rax reaper, 2x double in-base 2gate or 1in-base/1outside 2gate, a combo of in-base 2gate & 6rax reaper, cannon rushing with any other cheese, things like that in a 2v1 situation are nearly impossible to stop unless you know before the game that they're going to happen. And if they play as random, you won't be able to know exactly what cheese they are pulling off.
Even if they aren't randoming, and you know their races beforehand, any 2v1 rush they throw at you will still be hard to defend. From my experience of 1v2s, the best chance of fending off these team rushes are to use toss and go for a fast defensive cannon rush + a secret expo if you get the chance. Try playing on a map where a minimum number of cannons will cover all of your min line and other cannons. If you survive any rushes they throw at you, you are almost guaranteed to win because their macro will suck big balls afterwards.
On September 29 2010 05:24 thedeadhaji wrote: /ignore
or even better, reply with a sad face
I think you gave this advice in a thread about how to deal with offensive bm...?! I tried it and it worked soooo well! Never ever has someone gotten this angry while BMing me after they lose. Best thing was when he put me to /ignore while he was the one trashtalking me
OT: I once had a similar situation. Someone who wanted to make a move on my gf cought that I play BW. He then startet talking to a friend, loud so that we could hear it, that he won all big LANs for BW in the last years and that the game is so easy for him that he would beat anyone. I walked over to him, said "hello" very friendly and asked for his name and that I came across he was a big SC gosu. He smiled and told me about his winnings etc. I asked him whom he met in the finals of the last big event he played in and thats it. He didnt know what to say and his smile disappeared. I just walked back to my friends and talked about other things than SC, showing him that I dont care about what he did. When he was drunk later the day, he started offending me in the crowd which shows me that he must have felt really bad. I silently enjoyed and ignored him completely. Now that I think about it... Maybe I shlould have replied to him with a sad face after our conversation...
Dont waste too much time on people like this. If you dont want to be friends with them anyways, it doesnt matter what they think about you. If they dont stop trashtalking to you, ask them for a game and win. If they stop, dont hink about them anymore
On October 04 2010 12:00 Clues wrote: If there is one thing an in-game ladder is bad for, Its "friendly" competitions of superiority. In high school it was super smash brothers for me. But for SC2 a quick check of sc2ranks.com or an in-game looksie will give you a pretty good idea of who is the better player. Silently dismantling a shit talker in his game might be the best feeling a nerd can experience.
Smash is the worst. Everyone thinks they're the shit at that game. I, of course, am the shit at that game (64 and melee).
On September 29 2010 03:56 Half wrote: To be a bit more serious, in situations like this, "winning" won't really matter or will make you feel better. Chances are if you just challenge one to a 1v1 or something, and you win, they'll just be like "lolnerd", or they might not even accept the challenge at all. After all, they have nothing to prove. The only way to "win" is make them feel 100% confident, make them put money on the line, and completely "own" them.
that's funny they're suggesting a "HOW'S YOUR ECON" T-shirt (a taunt from one of the players that ended up backfiring and the insult being thrown back). But I think unemployed people seeing the shirt would rage
On October 01 2010 01:22 CheAse wrote: I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Now that this thrilling tale has been concluded, we can all rest a little easier knowing that one wrong, swimming in a sea of many, has finally and completely been righted.
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
This is an epic post just saying
I watched the reps; man they got their asses handed to them. If their behavior during those games is any indication of how they are in real life, I salute you for setting them straight.
Of course, like many, they can just ignore the defeat and call you a nerd who plays too much and start spreading rumors about you. I dunno
I can see how you could assume that by what you read. It can be hard to understand what the situation is if you weren't here, and more so because I explained it poorly.
Let me make this clear, I didn't come out of the blue and randomly challenge them to something just because i'm better. You may not believe me, but i'm not socially retarded. These guys are classmates and I simply tried to give some helpful input, then they arrogantly assumed i was terrible.
I'm sure all of you have met people like these. They think they are more valuable then everyone else and deserve special privileges. They think they can cut in front of you while driving because they are more important. They think they are better at everything.
Not this time.
Not Starcraft.
This is an epic post just saying
I watched the reps; man they got their asses handed to them. If their behavior during those games is any indication of how they are in real life, I salute you for setting them straight.
Of course, like many, they can just ignore the defeat and call you a nerd who plays too much and start spreading rumors about you. I dunno
who cares if they do that, they're still losers, literally. Life is what you make it. And he fucking WON. I personally enjoy it more when people act like that after losing, if they're all accepting and humble about it it takes away a little of the joy
Some dude was trying to impress a girl by talking about how great he is at strategy games (halo wars being his "strongest game"). She was also one of those really annoying girls who kept referring to her boyfriend and talking about how great Halo: Reach was going to be (hadn't come out yet) and how great she was at Halo, but she didn't like Halo wars. Then informed the dude about how great her boyfriend was at SC, then Mr. Halo Wars not to be out done started talking SC2 strategy. Which was hilarious. Then he started telling the chick that he would play her boyfriend/fiancee` w/e for money. I thought about interjecting but figured he was full of shit anyway.
It's one of those situations where you just have to roll your eyes and LOL on the inside.
On October 04 2010 06:06 apm66 wrote: LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
What is wrong with you people?
You see someone in class that shares a similar niche interest with you. Do you say: a) Hey! You play BW too? We should hang out some time. b) *mumble under your breath* Fucking idiot, I'm going to embarass this noob. HEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1v1 PYTHON ON ICCUP BE THERE AT 8PM TONIGHT NO DODGE
On October 04 2010 06:06 apm66 wrote: LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
What is wrong with you people?
You see someone in class that shares a similar niche interest with you. Do you say: a) Hey! You play BW too? We should hang out some time. b) *mumble under your breath* Fucking idiot, I'm going to embarass this noob. HEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1v1 PYTHON ON ICCUP BE THERE AT 8PM TONIGHT NO DODGE
On October 04 2010 06:06 apm66 wrote: LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
What is wrong with you people?
You see someone in class that shares a similar niche interest with you. Do you say: a) Hey! You play BW too? We should hang out some time. b) *mumble under your breath* Fucking idiot, I'm going to embarass this noob. HEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1v1 PYTHON ON ICCUP BE THERE AT 8PM TONIGHT NO DODGE
you, like chill, are making a lot of assumptions here have u never dealt with someone who was incredibly arrogant and needed to be taken down a notch?
On October 04 2010 06:06 apm66 wrote: LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
What is wrong with you people?
You see someone in class that shares a similar niche interest with you. Do you say: a) Hey! You play BW too? We should hang out some time. b) *mumble under your breath* Fucking idiot, I'm going to embarass this noob. HEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1v1 PYTHON ON ICCUP BE THERE AT 8PM TONIGHT NO DODGE
You are not an alpha nerd Jibba !
AHAHHAHA alpha nerd, that's as oxymoronic as beta jock.
On October 04 2010 06:06 apm66 wrote: LOL. There was a kid like that in my class. He would not stop bragging at how good he was at Broodwar, how easily he would steamroll me with his rushes and how awesome he is at playing terran. I challenged him to a BO3 soon after, and the entire class was watching us.
He never ever spoke of starcraft ever again. Best day ever.
What is wrong with you people?
You see someone in class that shares a similar niche interest with you. Do you say: a) Hey! You play BW too? We should hang out some time. b) *mumble under your breath* Fucking idiot, I'm going to embarass this noob. HEY. I CHALLENGE YOU TO 1v1 PYTHON ON ICCUP BE THERE AT 8PM TONIGHT NO DODGE
you, like chill, are making a lot of assumptions here have u never dealt with someone who was incredibly arrogant and needed to be taken down a notch?
It was sc2 launch day, 12 midnight, I waited in line on the local gamestop store. 2 guy were talking behind me, and I couldn't help myself but the line "i was in korea playing as a pro" captured my attention. I turn around and see if I recognize them, because I don't know any one from Washington state has ever been to korea as a pro. Of course I didn't recognize them at all, but I was enjoying their talk about how the "pro" supposely had to deal with all the map hackers over battle.net. I was laughing my ass off, but i didn't feel the need to make myself feel better by putting the "pro" down. After all I destroyed Chill and Kennigit in a 1vs2 and still jerk off to that replay every night.
oh my fucking god, this was so awesome. Thank you for this actually happening, I was laughing so hard listening to goatrope's cast. Did they ship you the $100?
EPT
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