Which is pretty amazing considering I've jacked off literally like 5,000 times
Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 24
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Kentucky
United States63 Posts
Which is pretty amazing considering I've jacked off literally like 5,000 times | ||
Kentucky
United States63 Posts
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JustSoPro
United States8 Posts
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GiantEnemyCrab
Canada503 Posts
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Wr3k
Canada2533 Posts
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Veil
Korea (South)42 Posts
However, during my freshmen year in College this guy gave a high quality porn movie you find in pay sites to someone by accident thinking it was a copy of Windows. After that he became a good source of where to get good porn. | ||
da_head
Canada3350 Posts
you're just asking to be caught IMO | ||
Bub
United States3518 Posts
On May 07 2010 11:33 Kentucky wrote: I've never once been caught in my whole life as far as I know Which is pretty amazing considering I've jacked off literally like 5,000 times is this you? | ||
JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
and i have never been caught jacking off. i probably would've under normal circumstances, but people know when i go to my bedroom and close the door its either coz im sleeping or coz im rubbing one off | ||
LunarDestiny
United States4177 Posts
On May 07 2010 11:12 Zeke50100 wrote: I'm pretty sure I'm not lying >.> I dare you to do it once and not do it for the next month. | ||
Blackhawk13
United States442 Posts
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Sprouter
United States1724 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
I would always turn the lights off in the basement as well. Factor all these in and I could literally jack off in broad day light, while my parents and sisters were home upstairs doing whatever. | ||
Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On May 07 2010 15:24 Warrior Madness wrote: Why the hell are you guys jerking off naked?? I used to be the master of covert jerking. You'd have to pass through two doors to get down to my basement (foyer --> Laundry room -- > basement)and I'd always put books or something infront of the first door so a loud thump would alert me to someone coming. The second door bought me ample time to minimize, close, and hide my erection under my baggy nike sweater. I'd have socks tucked into my pocket juuuusttt incase I could use it as a last result to hide the evidence if someone walked into my trap as I was jizzed. I would always turn the lights off in the basement as well. Factor all these in and I could literally jack off in broad day light, while my parents and sisters were home upstairs doing whatever. wow that that was so much precaution just to jerk off lol | ||
gamapg
Philippines189 Posts
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LunarDestiny
United States4177 Posts
On May 07 2010 15:28 gamapg wrote: everyone who got caught are noobs who forgot to research cloak Screw cloak man. If you ran out of energy, you're dead. Get the sight range instead, passive ability rocks. | ||
JaimeR
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
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trackd00r
Chile284 Posts
I'm clueless how my little brother checked my laptop history (or open tabs) where I had Porn hub on ¬¬. The thing is that once, I listened him eating cookies (i love cookies <3) so I went out of my room and attempted to ask him for some. Here it is, as i asked him, I looked to the TV for 0.5 seconds, with the url www.pornhub.com typed in with his Wii. I said 'Can i have some cookies' then he was like, 'GTFO i'm busy'. I walked downstairs to my kitchen and i was like 'omg, I'm fucked'. Some days later, alone at home, I tried to go on PH on the Wii. Luckily, he couldn't open pretty much any porn page... Anyways he will discover when his PC gets fixed | ||
Phrujbaz
Netherlands512 Posts
On May 07 2010 15:06 LunarDestiny wrote: I dare you to do it once and not do it for the next month. Is this gonna be as addicting as fries? I wish I never started eating fries | ||
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