Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 23

On May 07 2010 06:49 XazXio wrote:
uh ive been caught twice both by my mom. 2 times realy close with my dad. including last night.

first time i was on the far side of my bed that if i dove down on the side i was sitting on you couldnt see me from the door. so im doing my thing then i hear the door knob turn im like shit.
i dive on the ground as fast as i can, i mean like zealot leg speed fast i dove on that ground fast. i dont know if she saw anything that time but she asked what are you doing on the floor. i perked my head up barly over my bed like a poor mole on the wack a mole games and the best thing i could think of was, " I fell." took me a minute before i relized how stupid that was i fell like the worst escuse ever.

2nd time this one was a lot worse. i was by my closet this time. after the first time of going im going to cover myself better this time so i had a blanket just in case. and this blanket probably had countless cum stains on it from when i previously had beaten it and i used the blanket as a landing pad for the millions-billions of sperms to parashoot on. so im sitting down closet is open because thats where i got blanket from. mom turns handle im like fucckkk. i just went screw my damn pants and grabbed the blanket. now this time i know she didnt see anything but when you hunched over giving a stained blanket the biggest bear hug you have ever seen someone give you sort of get the picture of whats going on. this time i said, " I'm not ready." and she walked out. after she left i looked at the closet looked down relized i just crawled out of bed and i wasnt wearing any clothes before. so i shove the blanket back in my closet, put on some underwear and shorts and laid in my bed for about 20 minutes curled up next to my cat, untill my mom came in again.

Last night. this time i was in computer room before my parrents got home. i was constiplating about it going should i? i finaly went to do it. i had everything set up, towel, porn video going, dick in left hand, check. i get right ready first pull i hear the front door opening. im like shitttt. so i close out the video and turned off comp screen, and pulled pants up and walked out with a horazontal tent leading the way. and i go to the bathroom lock the door and sit there for a minute to think. i let my boner set, i get out go to the door where i dropped my backpack off and put it in the computer room and hit the power button on computer. and go into my room. i come back later that night to comp and go phew, as he had not checked comp history yet.

about a year ago i was doing it in my parrents room. i dont know what i guess for an adventure or w/e. and im doing it im compleatly naked, pants arnt around ankles or anything. (HUGE TIP: always do it with pants around ankles, always.) i hear movment in my house, my dad got back. i kick my clothes under thier bed and run into thier bathroom. im sitting going fuck im naked in thier bathroom, my dad is walking around the house, and my clothes are in thier room. then i heard him go into his room going shit shit shit, he left im just thank goddd. i sneak open the door crawl on my belly to my pants under the bed grab my cloths slither back and lock the door to the bathroom. after siting for a minute to rest my balls that probably just formed calluses on them from dragging them across the floor while putting all my wieght on them i got an idea. put clothes on so i did. flush toilet, so i did. and walked out into living room. my dad goes why you use my bathroom? i say that because we had two differant toilet seats i wanted to compare the two to see which molds to my ass the best.

scarrry stuff getting caught by your parrents, friends brothers sisters would be a lot less wierd than your parrents.... and they never let me finish...

On May 07 2010 10:27 Orpheos wrote:
yea... i call bullshit on the third option