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Have you ever been caught jacking off?

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YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-23 19:54:05
July 19 2008 01:35 GMT
#1
Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say?


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Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): no
(Vote): I dont jack off

sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 19 2008 01:37 GMT
#2
yes =/
#1 Sea.Really Fan / #1 Nesh Fan / Terran Forever~
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 19 2008 01:38 GMT
#3
On July 19 2008 10:37 clazziquai wrote:
yes =/


then vote yes, where did you get caught? and what did your parents or friends say?
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 01:40 GMT
#4
I'm calling shenanigans on any vote for "I don't jack off".

And no, I've never been caught.
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
July 19 2008 01:40 GMT
#5
On July 19 2008 10:38 YanGpaN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 10:37 clazziquai wrote:
yes =/


then vote yes, where did you get caught? and what did your parents or friends say?


you said you got caught but never explained it either.

i never got caught... too stealthy
:-)
Cobalt
Profile Joined April 2008
United States441 Posts
July 19 2008 01:44 GMT
#6
This is why you install a computer in your shower, hidden behind part of the shower wall that drops down when you push a button under the shampoo. Then you've got your porn right at your fingertips, and a place no one will ever catch you!
nAi.PrOtOsS
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Canada784 Posts
July 19 2008 01:45 GMT
#7
Why the fuck did u masturbate while in the same bed as ur dad? Thats risky as fuck, i admit ive done it in more dangerous places tho.
clazziquai
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
6685 Posts
July 19 2008 01:46 GMT
#8
i was in 9th grade and i was in my room and i dunno...felt like doing it and my dad just burst into the room then t-t
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lesser_good
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Canada698 Posts
July 19 2008 01:47 GMT
#9
by my mom once 2 months ago!

she saw nothing

but it was obvious
-computer on desk top
-me panting
-box of tissues close at hand
-my pants undone
pew pew
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
July 19 2008 01:50 GMT
#10
ya like 4 diff times by 4 diff people
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
July 19 2008 01:51 GMT
#11
When it happens that often Travis, I think you secretly want to be caught. Or maybe not secretly.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 19 2008 01:52 GMT
#12
Never and I'm hoping to quit while I'm ahead!
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 19 2008 01:52 GMT
#13
My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for ticks.
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 19 2008 01:53 GMT
#14
On July 19 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for ticks.


LMFAO
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 01:53 GMT
#15
On July 19 2008 10:52 SCC-Faust wrote:
My brother walked in on me and I told him I was checking for dicks.

OH SHIT THERE'S ONE STUCK ON ME, HELP ME PULL IT OFF!
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
July 19 2008 01:54 GMT
#16
Yeah, I've been caught by 3 people.

Mom, brother, and my friend Shaina. None of them really saw that much cause I was in the process of concealing by the time they got inside.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51533 Posts
July 19 2008 01:55 GMT
#17
teamliquid = the next masturbation talk forum
Commentator
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 01:56 GMT
#18
This thread is dangerously close in spirit to a circle jerk.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
July 19 2008 01:58 GMT
#19
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
July 19 2008 02:00 GMT
#20
There was a thread like this a long time ago
my friends walked in on me one time lol. Look for old thread for story.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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