there i was on a friday night eating pizza playing video games all alone for good few hours. i got bored so i went to my room, got fully naked, turned on a porn vid with sound. i got some tissues and made my video fullscreen and started doing my thing will standing up. i even started making noises, it was so much fun BUT little did i kno my dad came back early from his arrent and ffs he snuck up on me. so i was doing it to the max and right when i cum my dad jumps in the room and yelled "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? OMG?" and i responded "AHHHH and i ran into the wall". after that week he sold my computer and i got grounded for 2 weeks. My dad actaully wanted to put a chasy on my dick but my mom didnt let him thank god. i didnt jack off for couple of weeks in fear...but i started doing it at night in the backyard since its dark and cold, i m scared my neighbor might see me doing it but what ever!.

Wr3k

Canada2533 Posts

May 07 2010 04:10 GMT

#465

Yeah, just explain to your parents what knocking on a door means.

Veil

Korea (South)42 Posts

May 07 2010 04:34 GMT

#466

Haven't been caught yet.

However, during my freshmen year in College this guy gave a high quality porn movie you find in pay sites to someone by accident thinking it was a copy of Windows. After that he became a good source of where to get good porn.

da_head

Canada3350 Posts

May 07 2010 05:01 GMT

#467

lol i've never been caught. though i don't get why some guys take off all their clothes when doing it...
you're just asking to be caught IMO

Bub

United States3518 Posts

May 07 2010 06:01 GMT

#468

On May 07 2010 11:33 Kentucky wrote:
I've never once been caught in my whole life as far as I know

Which is pretty amazing considering I've jacked off literally like 5,000 times

is this you?
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JohnColtrane

Australia4813 Posts

May 07 2010 06:05 GMT

#469

this is me:

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and i have never been caught jacking off. i probably would've under normal circumstances, but people know when i go to my bedroom and close the door its either coz im sleeping or coz im rubbing one off

LunarDestiny

United States4177 Posts

May 07 2010 06:06 GMT

#470

On May 07 2010 11:12 Zeke50100 wrote:
I'm pretty sure I'm not lying >.>

I dare you to do it once and not do it for the next month.

Blackhawk13

United States442 Posts

May 07 2010 06:07 GMT

#471

i always lock my door and use headphones so theres plausible deniability, people may assume im doing it but they dont know for sure and have no evidence ^_^

Sprouter

United States1724 Posts

May 07 2010 06:21 GMT

#472

ive been caught watching pr0nz but never in the middle of jerking it

Warrior Madness

Canada3791 Posts

May 07 2010 06:24 GMT

#473

Why the hell are you guys jerking off naked?? I used to be the master of covert jerking. You'd have to pass through two doors to get down to my basement (foyer --> Laundry room -- > basement)and I'd always put books or something infront of the first door so a loud thump would alert me to someone coming. The second door bought me ample time to minimize, close, and hide my erection under my baggy nike sweater. I'd have socks tucked into my pocket juuuusttt incase I could use it as a last result to hide the evidence if someone walked into my trap as I was jizzed.

I would always turn the lights off in the basement as well. Factor all these in and I could literally jack off in broad day light, while my parents and sisters were home upstairs doing whatever.

Cambium

United States16368 Posts

May 07 2010 06:28 GMT

#474

On May 07 2010 15:24 Warrior Madness wrote:
Why the hell are you guys jerking off naked?? I used to be the master of covert jerking. You'd have to pass through two doors to get down to my basement (foyer --> Laundry room -- > basement)and I'd always put books or something infront of the first door so a loud thump would alert me to someone coming. The second door bought me ample time to minimize, close, and hide my erection under my baggy nike sweater. I'd have socks tucked into my pocket juuuusttt incase I could use it as a last result to hide the evidence if someone walked into my trap as I was jizzed.

I would always turn the lights off in the basement as well. Factor all these in and I could literally jack off in broad day light, while my parents and sisters were home upstairs doing whatever.

wow that that was so much precaution just to jerk off lol

gamapg

Philippines189 Posts

May 07 2010 06:28 GMT

#475

everyone who got caught are noobs who forgot to research cloak

LunarDestiny

United States4177 Posts

May 07 2010 06:35 GMT

#476

On May 07 2010 15:28 gamapg wrote:
everyone who got caught are noobs who forgot to research cloak

Screw cloak man. If you ran out of energy, you're dead. Get the sight range instead, passive ability rocks.

JaimeR

148 Posts

May 07 2010 14:01 GMT

#477

When American Dad first came out me and my flatmate downloaded the first episode we could find, it was the one where Hayley becomes a stripper, anyway after the episode finished we both thought it was absolutely garbage in comparison to Family Guy and not funny at all. He went downstairs, I figured I'd watch some porn, downloaded this movie called Girls Too Pretty For Porn, started jacking off, heard my flatmate coming back up the stairs and realised that my door wasn't locked so quickly Alt F4-ed the flick but unfortunately didn't have time to pull my pants back up. It was pretty shit because he must've thought I was jacking off to ugly Hayley from the American Dad episode.

[UoN]Sentinel

United States11320 Posts

May 07 2010 14:01 GMT

#478

Nah man, you gotta get the energy upgrade so you can instantly maelstrom anything that comes through that door, giving you 5 seconds to hide your dick and clean up.

trackd00r

Chile284 Posts

May 08 2010 02:24 GMT

#479

I don't know if this counts but i will tell this. It happened some months ago...

I'm clueless how my little brother checked my laptop history (or open tabs) where I had Porn hub on ¬¬. The thing is that once, I listened him eating cookies (i love cookies <3) so I went out of my room and attempted to ask him for some. Here it is, as i asked him, I looked to the TV for 0.5 seconds, with the url www.pornhub.com typed in with his Wii. I said 'Can i have some cookies' then he was like, 'GTFO i'm busy'. I walked downstairs to my kitchen and i was like 'omg, I'm fucked'.

Some days later, alone at home, I tried to go on PH on the Wii. Luckily, he couldn't open pretty much any porn page... Anyways he will discover when his PC gets fixed