EPTOn May 06 2010 17:29 SC2Phoenix wrote:
Oh man will never watch a Day9 daily the same xD
Oh man will never watch a Day9 daily the same xD
after reading that story, it's great to know how open he can be lol
Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 22
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Sephy90
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after reading that story, it's great to know how open he can be lol | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
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nicoaldo
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Yaros
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Ian Ian Ian
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On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote: thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed. You realize you have to tell the story now | ||
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Sonnet
Ireland39 Posts
I watch the girls scroll 'cross my screen, I hear a noise, a scrape 'gainst the wall, And mouth hangs open, silent scream Slowly now the door swings wide, A softly upward ringing creak, I try in vain, my crotch to hide, Then hear my mother's rising shriek Not thinking now I slam shut my laptop, And try too hard, square it between us, Shut too fast and too late, can't stop, I close my laptop, on my penis So I would stake my life upon it, This my most embarrassing sonnet  | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 07 2010 04:14 Sonnet wrote: As I sat curled to a foetal ball, I watch the girls scroll 'cross my screen, I hear a noise, a scrape 'gainst the wall, And mouth hangs open, silent scream Slowly now the door swings wide, A softly upward ringing creak, I try in vain, my crotch to hide, Then hear my mother's rising shriek Not thinking now I slam shut my laptop, And try too hard, square it between us, Shut too fast and too late, can't stop, I close my laptop, on my penis So I would stake my life upon it, This my most embarrassing sonnet Creative. You write all your posts in sonnets? | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On May 07 2010 02:35 Yaros wrote: Never been caught, but contributing the shakeweight to this thread: i always wanna shake my head to this commercial, and i can't help but smile LOL the smiles on their faces are priceless | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 07 2010 05:13 Sephy69 wrote: i always wanna shake my head to this commercial, and i can't help but smile LOL the smiles on their faces are priceless When you watch the whole commercial it's even funnier... "Scientists at a prestigious California university..." EDIT: WOOOT 250th post for a Zealot! | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On May 07 2010 05:17 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: When you watch the whole commercial it's even funnier... "Scientists at a prestigious California university..." EDIT: WOOOT 250th post for a Zealot! I just watched it oh man they have some toned ass arms from that thing LOL "You also get this easy DVD! Which shows you how much you can do with the Shakeweight!" fucking lol edit: hahaha congratulations! | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 07 2010 05:22 Sephy69 wrote: I just watched it oh man they have some toned ass arms from that thing LOL "You also get this easy DVD! Which shows you how much you can do with the Shakeweight!" fucking lol edit: hahaha congratulations! Why buy one for $19.95 and all those hidden fees? I have one that you can rent for 99c an hour! | ||
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
On May 07 2010 02:46 Ian Ian Ian wrote: You realize you have to tell the story now Pretty much this. Thats wierd as hell man. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
I demand to know the story for my entertainment! | ||
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sharkeyanti
United States1273 Posts
On May 06 2010 14:57 TheAntZ wrote: lol, speaking of this I once went an entire 2 weeks without fapping, and when I finally did, i kept holding it back I jacked till i was on the brink and then i stopped I did that like... i dont remember exactly but at least 20ish times and then when i finally started going FULL SPEED AHEAD, fapping with as much power and speed as i could muster. This was on the bed, so my dick was aimed straight up, and when i finally came, the cum hit the ceiling. I was so surprised I just stared at it and then it dripped on me feelsbadman Once you get past a few weeks, you can go months. | ||
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Emon_
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XazXio
United States356 Posts
first time i was on the far side of my bed that if i dove down on the side i was sitting on you couldnt see me from the door. so im doing my thing then i hear the door knob turn im like shit. i dive on the ground as fast as i can, i mean like zealot leg speed fast i dove on that ground fast. i dont know if she saw anything that time but she asked what are you doing on the floor. i perked my head up barly over my bed like a poor mole on the wack a mole games and the best thing i could think of was, " I fell." took me a minute before i relized how stupid that was i fell like the worst escuse ever. 2nd time this one was a lot worse. i was by my closet this time. after the first time of going im going to cover myself better this time so i had a blanket just in case. and this blanket probably had countless cum stains on it from when i previously had beaten it and i used the blanket as a landing pad for the millions-billions of sperms to parashoot on. so im sitting down closet is open because thats where i got blanket from. mom turns handle im like fucckkk. i just went screw my damn pants and grabbed the blanket. now this time i know she didnt see anything but when you hunched over giving a stained blanket the biggest bear hug you have ever seen someone give you sort of get the picture of whats going on. this time i said, " I'm not ready." and she walked out. after she left i looked at the closet looked down relized i just crawled out of bed and i wasnt wearing any clothes before. so i shove the blanket back in my closet, put on some underwear and shorts and laid in my bed for about 20 minutes curled up next to my cat, untill my mom came in again. Last night. this time i was in computer room before my parrents got home. i was constiplating about it going should i? i finaly went to do it. i had everything set up, towel, porn video going, dick in left hand, check. i get right ready first pull i hear the front door opening. im like shitttt. so i close out the video and turned off comp screen, and pulled pants up and walked out with a horazontal tent leading the way. and i go to the bathroom lock the door and sit there for a minute to think. i let my boner set, i get out go to the door where i dropped my backpack off and put it in the computer room and hit the power button on computer. and go into my room. i come back later that night to comp and go phew, as he had not checked comp history yet. about a year ago i was doing it in my parrents room. i dont know what i guess for an adventure or w/e. and im doing it im compleatly naked, pants arnt around ankles or anything. (HUGE TIP: always do it with pants around ankles, always.) i hear movment in my house, my dad got back. i kick my clothes under thier bed and run into thier bathroom. im sitting going fuck im naked in thier bathroom, my dad is walking around the house, and my clothes are in thier room. then i heard him go into his room going shit shit shit, he left im just thank goddd. i sneak open the door crawl on my belly to my pants under the bed grab my cloths slither back and lock the door to the bathroom. after siting for a minute to rest my balls that probably just formed calluses on them from dragging them across the floor while putting all my wieght on them i got an idea. put clothes on so i did. flush toilet, so i did. and walked out into living room. my dad goes why you use my bathroom? i say that because we had two differant toilet seats i wanted to compare the two to see which molds to my ass the best. scarrry stuff getting caught by your parrents, friends brothers sisters would be a lot less wierd than your parrents.... and they never let me finish... | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On May 07 2010 06:46 Emon_ wrote: Not fapping ups your body's testosterone, meaning increased muscle growth, alertness etc. Back when I was into bodybuilding I only fapped once a month, when I couldn't take the abstinence anymore. I always had energy to spare and if I was busy all day I didn't even think twice about it. It was harder being home alone, but even that became easier after a while. The benefits are clearly there, though its hard. Maybe we should start a TL no fap challenge? i don't like this challenge, because i would automatically lose as i began | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 07 2010 06:46 Emon_ wrote: Not fapping ups your body's testosterone, meaning increased muscle growth, alertness etc. Back when I was into bodybuilding I only fapped once a month, when I couldn't take the abstinence anymore. I always had energy to spare and if I was busy all day I didn't even think twice about it. It was harder being home alone, but even that became easier after a while. The benefits are clearly there, though its hard. Maybe we should start a TL no fap challenge? If fapping is anything like sex, it barely lowers your testosterone, the gap being small enough that you can call bullshit on a football coach's "No sex before the big game" maxim. Aside from that, masturbation lowers the risk of prostate cancer if done on a regular basis, and in Europe, scientists are actually going to teenagers in school and urging them to masturbate at least once a day. + Show Spoiler + By the standards of European science I am a healthy boy. | ||
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FonzeXD
United States220 Posts
and it was some hot lesbo group action.. and then.. I couldn't resist so I turned the speakers up, lied on my bed(which is a few feet away), started to feel around and then when I was about to bust a nut, RIGHT at that moment where the pleasure waves are hitting you over and over, my sister is walking up the stairs and I can't really do anything to stop it... FUCK!! xD | ||
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JustSoPro
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