Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 20

On May 06 2010 04:34 I_Love_Bacon wrote:
I didn't realize there were 55 women that posted on these forums.

On July 24 2008 06:49 Xenocide_Knight wrote:


wait wait
you were jacking off to Halo 2?

On May 06 2010 05:47 BaltA wrote:
This is soooo hillarious!

I've had some REALLY REALLY REALLY close calls sometimes.

My room is like a L. So u have to walk 3 steps before u see what I have on the computer. At that time I had a stationary PC. And had hardcore porn on it. My mom came in, and I managed to get my dick away in a sec while turing the sound + firefox off.....


StarCraft saved my day there! Without all the APM practise I would have been fucked!!!


I have busted my brothers though! Like a million times. But I act like a idiot, and that I did not see anything.

On May 06 2010 03:25 Pika Chu wrote:


Really?

3 years ago i went to a barbecue just outside the city, at a friends house. It held about until midnight, with a couple of friends of his and his parents. Everyone but his family+a couple (friends of his parents) left and i remained to spend the night over. About that couple, there was this ~40 years old guy with a ~35years old awesome chick (one freaking piece of pussy for her 35years.. looked like 25 at max).

So we go into his bedroom and were talking about how fine that chick looks and what would we do to her. Then my friend starts an evil laugh and tells me that maybe we can get to see her naked while happily jumping around and laughing. He told me he installed, some time ago, a piece of software on all the computers in that house some kind of trojan that let him see everything going on on the infected computer and take control of the webcam. And as the couple were supposed to sleep in his brothers room (he had a 19y brother which was gone at that time, and a 17y sister) if they open the computer we could gain control of the webcam and see her get undressed or even more (also my friends said that great trojan he's using doesn't make the webcam light turn on as if it's being used).

All great, and now we just wait and pray that they open up the computer so we can see something nice :D. Well, we waited for 30min but the computer didn't go on sadly. However now to prove me it works he connected to his sister's computer and took control of the webcam, and surprise surprise what do we see... it's his sister masturbating on her bed with a teddy bear (or we think it was a teddy bear, she was sitting on her bed which was about 2m from the webcam so we didn't see that detailed), when we saw that we both started laughing while looking with attention in the monitor. We just kept on watching for about 10-15min until we got bored. I think it made him horny too but he didn't admit it when asked if he'd screw his sister, he pretended he's just curious. Though his sister doesn't look that great, she's fuckable.

Girls do masturbate and when they do it... well they do it way longer.

On May 06 2010 07:34 ZzortrozZ wrote:


Dr. Awkward

On May 06 2010 05:27 Nytefish wrote:


It's about right if you subtract misclickers and the 10 year olds who just didn't understand the slang.
Also the one edgy guy who thinks it's really cool to click the least popular option.