EPTOn August 11 2008 07:34 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
17 pages and not a single person walked into a girl masturbating?
17 pages and not a single person walked into a girl masturbating?
girls masturbating is a myth, i assure you.
Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 18
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CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
girls masturbating is a myth, i assure you. | ||
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grobo
Japan6199 Posts
On August 11 2008 07:34 BuGzlToOnl wrote: 17 pages and not a single person walked into a girl masturbating? Women can start getting laid whenever they want, with whoever they want the second they turn 14, there is no reason for them to ever masturbate. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On August 11 2008 08:08 grobo wrote: Women can start getting laid whenever they want, with whoever they want the second they turn 14, there is no reason for them to ever masturbate. What about until they are 14  | ||
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KlaCkoN
Sweden1661 Posts
Just having sex with a random guy generally doesn't equal cumming for a girl so ofc they masturbate (+its a thing to do when they are bored, just like for guys) | ||
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Orome
Switzerland11984 Posts
On August 11 2008 07:39 RtS)Night[Mare wrote: i have a terrible urge to beat off atm but my brother is in the next room (im in a living-room-like space) and my dad is in the kitchen. I have no possible way to hide it so i think i must endure..... just be very quiet? | ||
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Naib
Hungary4904 Posts
On August 10 2008 19:08 _Grazze_ wrote: + Show Spoiler + On August 10 2008 18:49 Grobyc wrote: Almost the other day, i was jerking it at like 3am after playing some good old SC, thinking i would go to bed after because i would be nice and tired, I knew my family was asleep because i heard the snores, but what i didn't know what my mom left the back door open, which is right next to my comp room and the bathroom, and what else i didn't know was that my older brother worked a night shift at work and just creeped in through the back door trying not wake anyone up, so right as im cumming my brother walks into the bathroom, seeing light from under the door he says "______ i'm going to have a shower, then i'm going to bed right away, you should too". So i just came on my boxers, and i couldnt cleanup in the bathroom for like 15 minutes because he was in there having a shower, so i was stuck thinking of killing myself for 15 mins until he exits the shower and walks out on the deck, to brush his teeth. i sneak into the bathroom, crouched over to not make the cum drip all over me, and start to clean up, then he goes back to the bathroom saying hes not done and needs to put his toothbrush away. so i did a halfass cleanup job and try to walk out without him noticing anything i missed, he finishes up and i go back in to "finish up" as well >_<, i didnt have anymore pairs of clean boxers so after i had to steal a pair of his to put on after.... T_T oh my, i laughed my ass off to this one. i actually heard my brother bang his gf some days ago, that was really disturbing. it was her moaning like fuck, ugh :/ My roommate at the uni dorm used to bang his girl in our room even when I was present (and trying to sleep to wake up for early-morning classes next day). The room was like U-shaped, and his bed was in one shaft, mine in the other (so practically, there wasn't any wall to separate us, but there was a wall in there). Need I tell you, THAT was FUCKING weird. And the girl was a loud moanin' bitch, too. Duh. I was pretty tired during classes. | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
To contribute: So I was doing this one commentary (that one on Grand Line where we were on cross positions?) at my friend’s house and I realized it was 12:30 by the time I finished, so I passed my usual once-a-day masturbation hour and I got hard off the lightest things. So I’m just fucking around on UMS maps but I’m still connected to VM and my sound feed is still on, but I don’t realize this and I just cut right to taking out my dick out and fapping hard. I was doing it silently so I wouldn’t make him investigate, but apparently the wet THP THP THP THP THP made its way to the microphone. And he was listening to the commentary. When he came in, I hid almost everything. Just one problem: It is very, very, VERY hard to hide an erection in sweat pants. | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
On August 11 2008 08:08 grobo wrote: Women can start getting laid whenever they want, with whoever they want the second they turn 14, there is no reason for them to ever masturbate. I'm sorry for replying to a two year old post but I know grobo still comes here. You keep thinking that. Most men can't please a woman like a woman can please herself, and that's the truth. | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
On May 06 2010 01:50 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: I'm sorry, but I just have to bump this, mostly for Day[9]'s post, but for all the funny stories here. To contribute: So I was doing this one commentary (that one on Grand Line where we were on cross positions?) at my friend’s house and I realized it was 12:30 by the time I finished, so I passed my usual once-a-day masturbation hour and I got hard off the lightest things. So I’m just fucking around on UMS maps but I’m still connected to VM and my sound feed is still on, but I don’t realize this and I just cut right to taking out my dick out and fapping hard. I was doing it silently so I wouldn’t make him investigate, but apparently the wet THP THP THP THP THP made its way to the microphone. And he was listening to the commentary. When he came in, I hid almost everything. Just one problem: It is very, very, VERY hard to hide an erection in sweat pants. You were jacking off while commentating? LOL | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 06 2010 02:00 jello_biafra wrote: You were jacking off while commentating? LOL Right after. The UMS I was playing was Strip Jessica Alba. | ||
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
On May 06 2010 01:53 LordWeird wrote: I'm sorry for replying to a two year old post but I know grobo still comes here. You keep thinking that. Most men can't please a woman like a woman can please herself, and that's the truth. Well they can just keep doing it until they find the right cock, not like theres any shortage of cock out there | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
On May 06 2010 02:02 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: Right after. The UMS I was playing was Strip Jessica Alba. Ah, okay, remember to mute the microphone next time | ||
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On May 06 2010 02:06 jello_biafra wrote: Ah, okay, remember to mute the microphone next time You know those things that after you realize you forgot to do, you begin overdoing? I always hit mute right after every commentary now. | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
On May 06 2010 02:07 [UoN]Sentinel wrote: You know those things that after you realize you forgot to do, you begin overdoing? I always hit mute right after every commentary now. I'm glad the lesson was learned ^^ | ||
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ChApFoU
France2984 Posts
On July 19 2008 11:04 Chef wrote: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Seriously, these threads are kinda lame but you know you'll have a good laugh at some point :D | ||
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Kyhol
Canada2575 Posts
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Denotate
Canada294 Posts
On May 06 2010 02:14 Khol wrote: I got caught getting a blowjob once. I was in the middle of busting one out and my mom walked in. Pics or it didn't happen. | ||
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smore
United States156 Posts
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Moony
United States533 Posts
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UFO
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