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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
On August 09 2008 18:26 KimTaeYeon wrote: Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty ahahahahahhaha | ||
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ieatkids5
United States4628 Posts
On August 09 2008 18:30 ulszz wrote: was it embarrassing as what as shit or what? or did she get mad? i can't imagine anyone getting mad at someone for jacking off. lol i dont think they get mad, its just really really embarrassing for both persons. its one thing to know that someone beats off, but another to actually catch the person in the act. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
On July 26 2008 05:39 ViRii wrote: I think this thread proves that 22 people on TL.net are blatant liars. nah. i know more than 1 guy in r/l who doesn't jack off. i think these 22 people need as much help as those guys i know do. | ||
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brian
United States9643 Posts
you will, inevitably and with some frequency, wake up in a mess of your own cum. it is not pleasant. i guess thats only if you arent currently sexually active, though. | ||
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ThePhan2m
Norway2751 Posts
On August 10 2008 16:52 Gene wrote: not jerking off it not worth it you will, inevitably and with some frequency, wake up in a mess of your own cum. it is not pleasant. i guess thats only if you arent currently sexually active, though. or if you mess up your mind enough, you can make it so you wont have sexual thoughts or fantasys at all, not even in your dreams! Problem solved. lol And ofc then there must be some people that havent "discovered it yet" on TLnet (lol), or ppl that havent reached puberty that dont know nothin about it. | ||
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
The door was locked, everything was right.. (completely naked) My dad and my 10 year old sister try to enter the room, i tell them to get away and keep my business. They go to the window, my dad opens it, pulls the curtains and is like WHAT THE FUCK and my sis is like HES NAKED HAHAHAHAHAH Man its the worst feeling ever. like being caught with 1000 pounds of weed | ||
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
On August 10 2008 17:10 D10 wrote: This one time, i was like 13, and i was completely naked, the room had this windows witch could be viewed from the outside easily, so i closed the curtains, but not the window ... The door was locked, everything was right.. (completely naked) My dad and my 10 year old sister try to enter the room, i tell them to get away and keep my business. They go to the window, my dad opens it, pulls the curtains and is like WHAT THE FUCK and my sis is like HES NAKED HAHAHAHAHAH Man its the worst feeling ever. like being caught with 1000 pounds of weed ahhahahaha thats a funny story to tell | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
On August 10 2008 18:49 Grobyc wrote: Almost the other day, i was jerking it at like 3am after playing some good old SC, thinking i would go to bed after because i would be nice and tired, I knew my family was asleep because i heard the snores, but what i didn't know what my mom left the back door open, which is right next to my comp room and the bathroom, and what else i didn't know was that my older brother worked a night shift at work and just creeped in through the back door trying not wake anyone up, so right as im cumming my brother walks into the bathroom, seeing light from under the door he says "______ i'm going to have a shower, then i'm going to bed right away, you should too". So i just came on my boxers, and i couldnt cleanup in the bathroom for like 15 minutes because he was in there having a shower, so i was stuck thinking of killing myself for 15 mins until he exits the shower and walks out on the deck, to brush his teeth. i sneak into the bathroom, crouched over to not make the cum drip all over me, and start to clean up, then he goes back to the bathroom saying hes not done and needs to put his toothbrush away. so i did a halfass cleanup job and try to walk out without him noticing anything i missed, he finishes up and i go back in to "finish up" as well >_<, i didnt have anymore pairs of clean boxers so after i had to steal a pair of his to put on after.... T_T oh my, i laughed my ass off to this one. i actually heard my brother bang his gf some days ago, that was really disturbing. it was her moaning like fuck, ugh :/ | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On August 10 2008 19:46 JohnColtrane wrote: did you get caught jerking off to that hahahaha, that would be fucking weird man =p | ||
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
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GinNtoniC
Sweden2945 Posts
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Wurzelbrumpft
Germany471 Posts
So one time i was jerking off in front of my computer and the door gets smashed open. my brother: MARTIN!! me: OHH GOD NOT NOW girl starts screaming very loudly, i dont dare turning it off my brother: ...watcha doin me: PORN, OUT my brother: kbye | ||
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Chika
United States74 Posts
I walked in on my little brother once.... seeing as the computer is in my room.. its was so bad. i was scared of letting him on here for a month | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On August 11 2008 00:48 Chika wrote: ummm.. i think its much more awkward to walk IN on someone jerking off trust me.... I walked in on my little brother once.... seeing as the computer is in my room.. its was so bad. i was scared of letting him on here for a month That's not right, man. Is it only your computer? I'd be so mad if someone else was jerking off at my computer.... | ||
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brian
United States9643 Posts
On August 10 2008 17:02 ThePhan2m wrote: or if you mess up your mind enough, you can make it so you wont have sexual thoughts or fantasys at all, not even in your dreams! Problem solved. lol And ofc then there must be some people that havent "discovered it yet" on TLnet (lol), or ppl that havent reached puberty that dont know nothin about it. thats not true, wet dreams are not always caused by sexual dreams. they will happen regardless, the body flushes out the semen and also needs to make sure everything still works down there. never underestimate anything to do with reproduction. | ||
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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Night[Mare
Mexico4793 Posts
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paper
13197 Posts
On August 11 2008 07:39 RtS)Night[Mare wrote: i have a terrible urge to beat off atm but my brother is in the next room (im in a living-room-like space) and my dad is in the kitchen. I have no possible way to hide it so i think i must endure..... do it. the louder the better epic stories will follow | ||
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