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FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-09 09:31:37
August 09 2008 09:31 GMT
#321
On August 09 2008 18:26 KimTaeYeon wrote:
Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty


ahahahahahhaha
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 09 2008 20:05 GMT
#322
On August 09 2008 18:30 ulszz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2008 18:26 KimTaeYeon wrote:
Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty

was it embarrassing as what as shit or what? or did she get mad? i can't imagine anyone getting mad at someone for jacking off.

lol i dont think they get mad, its just really really embarrassing for both persons. its one thing to know that someone beats off, but another to actually catch the person in the act.
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 10 2008 07:47 GMT
#323
On July 26 2008 05:39 ViRii wrote:
I think this thread proves that 22 people on TL.net are blatant liars.


nah. i know more than 1 guy in r/l who doesn't jack off.

i think these 22 people need as much help as those guys i know do.
Happiness only real when shared.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9609 Posts
August 10 2008 07:52 GMT
#324
not jerking off it not worth it

you will, inevitably and with some frequency, wake up in a mess of your own cum. it is not pleasant.

i guess thats only if you arent currently sexually active, though.
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2739 Posts
August 10 2008 08:02 GMT
#325
On August 10 2008 16:52 Gene wrote:
not jerking off it not worth it

you will, inevitably and with some frequency, wake up in a mess of your own cum. it is not pleasant.

i guess thats only if you arent currently sexually active, though.

or if you mess up your mind enough, you can make it so you wont have sexual thoughts or fantasys at all, not even in your dreams! Problem solved. lol

And ofc then there must be some people that havent "discovered it yet" on TLnet (lol), or ppl that havent reached puberty that dont know nothin about it.
D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
August 10 2008 08:10 GMT
#326
This one time, i was like 13, and i was completely naked, the room had this windows witch could be viewed from the outside easily, so i closed the curtains, but not the window ...

The door was locked, everything was right..

(completely naked)

My dad and my 10 year old sister try to enter the room, i tell them to get away and keep my business.

They go to the window, my dad opens it, pulls the curtains and is like WHAT THE FUCK
and my sis is like HES NAKED HAHAHAHAHAH

Man its the worst feeling ever.
like being caught with 1000 pounds of weed
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
August 10 2008 08:13 GMT
#327
On August 10 2008 17:10 D10 wrote:
This one time, i was like 13, and i was completely naked, the room had this windows witch could be viewed from the outside easily, so i closed the curtains, but not the window ...

The door was locked, everything was right..

(completely naked)

My dad and my 10 year old sister try to enter the room, i tell them to get away and keep my business.

They go to the window, my dad opens it, pulls the curtains and is like WHAT THE FUCK
and my sis is like HES NAKED HAHAHAHAHAH

Man its the worst feeling ever.
like being caught with 1000 pounds of weed


ahhahahaha thats a funny story to tell
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-10 09:51:09
August 10 2008 09:49 GMT
#328
Almost the other day, i was jerking it at like 3am after playing some good old SC, thinking i would go to bed after because i would be nice and tired, I knew my family was asleep because i heard the snores, but what i didn't know what my mom left the back door open, which is right next to my comp room and the bathroom, and what else i didn't know was that my older brother worked a night shift at work and just creeped in through the back door trying not wake anyone up, so right as im cumming my brother walks into the bathroom, seeing light from under the door he says "______ i'm going to have a shower, then i'm going to bed right away, you should too". So i just came on my boxers, and i couldnt cleanup in the bathroom for like 15 minutes because he was in there having a shower, so i was stuck thinking of killing myself for 15 mins until he exits the shower and walks out on the deck, to brush his teeth. i sneak into the bathroom, crouched over to not make the cum drip all over me, and start to clean up, then he goes back to the bathroom saying hes not done and needs to put his toothbrush away. so i did a halfass cleanup job and try to walk out without him noticing anything i missed, he finishes up and i go back in to "finish up" as well >_<, i didnt have anymore pairs of clean boxers so after i had to steal a pair of his to put on after.... T_T
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
August 10 2008 10:08 GMT
#329
+ Show Spoiler +
On August 10 2008 18:49 Grobyc wrote:
Almost the other day, i was jerking it at like 3am after playing some good old SC, thinking i would go to bed after because i would be nice and tired, I knew my family was asleep because i heard the snores, but what i didn't know what my mom left the back door open, which is right next to my comp room and the bathroom, and what else i didn't know was that my older brother worked a night shift at work and just creeped in through the back door trying not wake anyone up, so right as im cumming my brother walks into the bathroom, seeing light from under the door he says "______ i'm going to have a shower, then i'm going to bed right away, you should too". So i just came on my boxers, and i couldnt cleanup in the bathroom for like 15 minutes because he was in there having a shower, so i was stuck thinking of killing myself for 15 mins until he exits the shower and walks out on the deck, to brush his teeth. i sneak into the bathroom, crouched over to not make the cum drip all over me, and start to clean up, then he goes back to the bathroom saying hes not done and needs to put his toothbrush away. so i did a halfass cleanup job and try to walk out without him noticing anything i missed, he finishes up and i go back in to "finish up" as well >_<, i didnt have anymore pairs of clean boxers so after i had to steal a pair of his to put on after.... T_T


oh my, i laughed my ass off to this one.

i actually heard my brother bang his gf some days ago, that was really disturbing. it was her moaning like fuck, ugh :/
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
August 10 2008 10:46 GMT
#330
did you get caught jerking off to that
HEY MEYT
BlueRoyaL
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States2493 Posts
August 10 2008 12:19 GMT
#331
On August 10 2008 19:46 JohnColtrane wrote:
did you get caught jerking off to that


hahahaha, that would be fucking weird man =p
WHAT'S HAPPENIN
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
August 10 2008 13:31 GMT
#332
yeah i did, obv
GinNtoniC
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Sweden2945 Posts
August 10 2008 13:32 GMT
#333
I'm waaaaaaayy too subtle for that.
Huge fan of JulyZerg, HonestTea and that guy Kim Taek Yong.
Wurzelbrumpft
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Germany471 Posts
August 10 2008 14:29 GMT
#334
Everytime my older brother visits us he sneaks up to my room and tries to surprise me by roaring really loud or smthn like that.

So one time i was jerking off in front of my computer and the door gets smashed open.
my brother: MARTIN!!
me: OHH GOD NOT NOW
girl starts screaming very loudly, i dont dare turning it off
my brother: ...watcha doin
me: PORN, OUT
my brother: kbye
beam me up scotty, this planet suxX
Chika
Profile Joined June 2008
United States74 Posts
August 10 2008 15:48 GMT
#335
ummm.. i think its much more awkward to walk IN on someone jerking off trust me....
I walked in on my little brother once.... seeing as the computer is in my room.. its was so bad. i was scared of letting him on here for a month
XOXO ~ Chika <3
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 10 2008 22:18 GMT
#336
On August 11 2008 00:48 Chika wrote:
ummm.. i think its much more awkward to walk IN on someone jerking off trust me....
I walked in on my little brother once.... seeing as the computer is in my room.. its was so bad. i was scared of letting him on here for a month


That's not right, man. Is it only your computer? I'd be so mad if someone else was jerking off at my computer....
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9609 Posts
August 10 2008 22:29 GMT
#337
On August 10 2008 17:02 ThePhan2m wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 10 2008 16:52 Gene wrote:
not jerking off it not worth it

you will, inevitably and with some frequency, wake up in a mess of your own cum. it is not pleasant.

i guess thats only if you arent currently sexually active, though.

or if you mess up your mind enough, you can make it so you wont have sexual thoughts or fantasys at all, not even in your dreams! Problem solved. lol

And ofc then there must be some people that havent "discovered it yet" on TLnet (lol), or ppl that havent reached puberty that dont know nothin about it.



thats not true, wet dreams are not always caused by sexual dreams. they will happen regardless, the body flushes out the semen and also needs to make sure everything still works down there. never underestimate anything to do with reproduction.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
August 10 2008 22:34 GMT
#338
17 pages and not a single person walked into a girl masturbating?
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 10 2008 22:39 GMT
#339
i have a terrible urge to beat off atm but my brother is in the next room (im in a living-room-like space) and my dad is in the kitchen. I have no possible way to hide it so i think i must endure.....
Teamliquidian townie
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
August 10 2008 22:45 GMT
#340
On August 11 2008 07:39 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:
i have a terrible urge to beat off atm but my brother is in the next room (im in a living-room-like space) and my dad is in the kitchen. I have no possible way to hide it so i think i must endure.....


do it. the louder the better

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