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riotjune
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States3393 Posts
July 24 2008 01:53 GMT
#301
No, but I caught a friend in the act once. He had a guilty look on his face.
Iankill
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada109 Posts
July 25 2008 20:19 GMT
#302
I never got caught but a friend of mine did. It happen me and a few other of my friends were out around 1 am and we were bored to we decided to pull on prank on a random house. So we were like "hey matt go jerk off on that guys doornob" So he goes gets about half way through while were hiding in the bushes avoiding looking at him then out of nowhere a car comes down the road and pulls in the driveway its the people that live there. They scream "what are you doing here" My friend goes nothing and trys to run away but his pants fall down and they catch up to him and ask him to come inside or they'll call the cops. We ran away at this point apparantly they thought he was trying to break in. Would've been one hell of a awkward conversation when he told them what he was doing there.
ViRii
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States826 Posts
July 25 2008 20:39 GMT
#303
I think this thread proves that 22 people on TL.net are blatant liars.
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 25 2008 23:01 GMT
#304
O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing.
I think got the majority of you beat though.
I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone.
For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum.
Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-25 23:27:15
July 25 2008 23:26 GMT
#305
Haha, I get a funny picture of your dad walking into your room.

"Hi! Are you having fun today son?"

"Howdy ho, Yes Pa!"

+ Show Spoiler +
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Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 25 2008 23:28 GMT
#306
On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing.
I think got the majority of you beat though.
I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone.
For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum.
Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door.

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html
A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him.
Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the incident.

Surgeons at Monmouth Medical Center stopped the bleeding, but were unable to reattach the 1/2" severed part.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 25 2008 23:31 GMT
#307
On July 26 2008 08:28 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing.
I think got the majority of you beat though.
I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone.
For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum.
Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door.

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html
Show nested quote +
A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him.
Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the incident.

Surgeons at Monmouth Medical Center stopped the bleeding, but were unable to reattach the 1/2" severed part.


I do'nt know if i'm suppose to laugh to that...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
July 25 2008 23:47 GMT
#308
YANG MY LOVED ONE!!! Yes yang I have been caught about 3-4 times.....Once by my mother and the other times by my step dad......Pretty awkward situations.....
ya had ya shot kid!
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
July 25 2008 23:52 GMT
#309
On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing.
I think got the majority of you beat though.
I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone.
For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum.
Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door.

Mmm, yes I remember make sweet love to the vacuum cleaner @ 12. After a growth spurt, I had to switch to a shop vac.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 26 2008 00:21 GMT
#310
On July 26 2008 08:47 Kennelie wrote:
YANG MY LOVED ONE!!! Yes yang I have been caught about 3-4 times.....Once by my mother and the other times by my step dad......Pretty awkward situations.....



HI KENN!! <3 <3
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Kingsp4de20
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States716 Posts
July 26 2008 04:12 GMT
#311
On July 26 2008 08:52 HeadBangaa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote:
O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing.
I think got the majority of you beat though.
I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone.
For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum.
Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door.

Mmm, yes I remember make sweet love to the vacuum cleaner @ 12. After a growth spurt, I had to switch to a shop vac.


rofl
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
July 26 2008 04:32 GMT
#312
I don't think you should laugh at that. It is a bit painful...
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
July 26 2008 05:38 GMT
#313
Getting caught masturbating / resentment of black people / holding in your own piss / itchy balls / getting caught having sex / etc... Gladstone, I have a feeling you're starting a new trend here o.o
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lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
July 26 2008 06:55 GMT
#314
ROFL @ this thread


well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day
fromis_9 enjoyer
boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 26 2008 06:59 GMT
#315
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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
July 26 2008 07:01 GMT
#316
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote:
ROFL @ this thread


well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day


Should have played it smooth and got a blowjob.
powa
Profile Joined July 2008
United States58 Posts
July 26 2008 07:06 GMT
#317
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote:
ROFL @ this thread


well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day


hahahaha i guess patience isn't a virtue.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 26 2008 07:52 GMT
#318
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote:
ROFL @ this thread


well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day


The Eye.

thats some deep smack your jackin man.. slow deep smack.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Astrogation
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States477 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-08-09 09:26:37
August 09 2008 09:26 GMT
#319
Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
August 09 2008 09:30 GMT
#320
On August 09 2008 18:26 KimTaeYeon wrote:
Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty

was it embarrassing as what as shit or what? or did she get mad? i can't imagine anyone getting mad at someone for jacking off.
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