EPTHave you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 16
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riotjune
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Iankill
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ViRii
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Kingsp4de20
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I think got the majority of you beat though. I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone. For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum. Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door. | ||
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_Grazze_
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"Hi! Are you having fun today son?" "Howdy ho, Yes Pa!" + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2f/Blue_vacuum_cleaner.svg/398px-Blue_vacuum_cleaner.svg.png) | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote: O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing. I think got the majority of you beat though. I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone. For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum. Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door. http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2000-05.html A 51-year-old man decided to satisfy his fantasy of robotic love by seeking sexual gratification with his vacuum cleaner. Most men would think twice before poking a valuable organ into a vacuum, but this optimistic fellow had no qualms about the safety of his intended course of action. And using a vacuum cleaner had the appealing aspect of tidying up his mess after satisfying him. Our horny hero didn't realize that the suction on his hand-held Singer A-6 was created by a blade whirling just beneath the hose attachment, adjacent to the collection bag. His search for pleasure was cut short seconds after he stuck his penis into the vacuum and the blade lopped off part of his penis. With a sense of loss, he staggered to the phone and called police. He told them that he had been stabbed in his sleep. When police pointed out suspicious evidence, the victim claimed not to remember the incident. Surgeons at Monmouth Medical Center stopped the bleeding, but were unable to reattach the 1/2" severed part. | ||
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YPang
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I do'nt know if i'm suppose to laugh to that... | ||
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Kennelie
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HeadBangaa
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On July 26 2008 08:01 Kingsp4de20 wrote: O shit I think I totally repressed this memory or somthing. I think got the majority of you beat though. I think I was about 11 or 12 at the time and I was bored at my house home alone. For some reason I got the brilliant idea to stick my dick in the vaccuum. Anyways at some point my dad came home and walked in my room and witnessed me getting my first "blow job" lol...Very akward moment. He asked me if I was having fun then walked out of my room and shut my door. Mmm, yes I remember make sweet love to the vacuum cleaner @ 12. After a growth spurt, I had to switch to a shop vac. | ||
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YPang
United States4024 Posts
On July 26 2008 08:47 Kennelie wrote: YANG MY LOVED ONE!!! Yes yang I have been caught about 3-4 times.....Once by my mother and the other times by my step dad......Pretty awkward situations..... HI KENN!! <3 <3 | ||
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Kingsp4de20
United States716 Posts
On July 26 2008 08:52 HeadBangaa wrote: Mmm, yes I remember make sweet love to the vacuum cleaner @ 12. After a growth spurt, I had to switch to a shop vac. rofl | ||
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Archaic
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Superiorwolf
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lxginverse
Monaco1506 Posts
well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day | ||
boesthius
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote: ROFL @ this thread well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day Should have played it smooth and got a blowjob. | ||
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powa
United States58 Posts
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote: ROFL @ this thread well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day hahahaha i guess patience isn't a virtue. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On July 26 2008 15:55 lxginverse wrote: ROFL @ this thread well,back when i was 16 i got caught once in our school infirmary by my female classmates and they were like "need assistance?" i was never able to look them in The Eye again since that day The Eye. thats some deep smack your jackin man.. slow deep smack. | ||
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Astrogation
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On August 09 2008 18:26 KimTaeYeon wrote: Sigh.. I feel so disgraceful... Before, I voted no but I was caught in the act by my mom yesterday and Ohh I feel shitty was it embarrassing as what as shit or what? or did she get mad? i can't imagine anyone getting mad at someone for jacking off. | ||
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