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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
July 22 2008 15:43 GMT
#261
Cloud = new #1 poster
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 22 2008 15:59 GMT
#262
On July 22 2008 06:42 251 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2008 22:06 iG.ClouD wrote:
On July 21 2008 13:31 ilj.psa wrote:
On July 21 2008 10:20 iG.ClouD wrote:
On July 21 2008 09:12 ilj.psa wrote:
On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:
On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote:
the mummy is a good movie!

indeed
and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows [image loading]

rofl i just find this hard to believe [image loading]

I wish I was lying too. Having a bitch sister is kind of troublesome [image loading]

not just 1 pic?[image loading]

Haven't seen her in like 2 years, I don't have pics sorry :[
btw everytime I get caught by my parents they just tell me to stop being a nerd and go find a girlfriend. God I hate them aswell [image loading]


I knew italy was chill, but this is a whole new level of laid back


Dude you had sex with your own sister?.....
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
July 22 2008 16:09 GMT
#263
No, he just mastrubated to her, it's np!
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 22 2008 16:19 GMT
#264
yah, totally normal
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MeriaDoKk
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Chile1726 Posts
July 22 2008 16:23 GMT
#265
yeah who hasn't.
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 22 2008 16:41 GMT
#266
rofl
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
July 22 2008 16:46 GMT
#267
On July 23 2008 01:23 MeriaDoKk wrote:
yeah who hasn't.


I haven't for gods sake people if you want to get caught do it in public places, make it really obvious, turn up the volume on the porn, it amuses us and everyone else with your stories.

Otherwise, I got caught with porn(those DONT LEAVE WE JUST GETTIN STARTED) ones that pop up after you close it, but i was like 13 then and didn't know any better, and that was just before I started wanking it anyways OFF TOPIC.

No I haven't gotten caught to answer your 'who hasn't' question, or at least to my knowledge I haven't.
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TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-22 21:21:51
July 22 2008 21:21 GMT
#268


this whole thread brought this back to mind
Dwell
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 22 2008 21:26 GMT
#269
I've never been caught. Some close calls but that's it.

I have however walked in on my old roommate a good 30 times. No fucking joke. I think that is part of the reason he moved out. It was funny to me but probably a source of great anxiety for him.
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
July 22 2008 21:43 GMT
#270
On July 23 2008 06:21 TryThis wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbY0j02cNqY

this whole thread brought this back to mind


Haha o lawl, who does that? The guy even had kids and a wife, that's fucked up, really.
memmypoker
Profile Joined May 2008
119 Posts
July 22 2008 22:38 GMT
#271
there was this guy on finnish television in a big brother show jerking off at night!!
the next morning tho host of the show was asking him about ... "doing something under the carpet"
i bet that guy felt little ankward..
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3975 Posts
July 22 2008 23:05 GMT
#272
Haha that's an awesome new thread, what inanimate objects have you used to get off. So far, we got the couch... Bet it won't be as long as this thread tho^^.
GeneralStan
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States4789 Posts
July 22 2008 23:09 GMT
#273
On July 23 2008 08:05 aseq wrote:
Haha that's an awesome new thread, what inanimate objects have you used to get off. So far, we got the couch... Bet it won't be as long as this thread tho^^.


It's more like what haven't I used
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
July 22 2008 23:32 GMT
#274
I jack off a lot, prolly like twice a day. =)

And You bet I have ^_^
w/e
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
July 23 2008 14:16 GMT
#275
On July 23 2008 08:32 InfeSteD[rA] wrote:
I jack off a lot, prolly like twice a day. =)

That's not a lot dude [image loading]
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32048 Posts
July 23 2008 14:56 GMT
#276
On July 23 2008 08:32 InfeSteD[rA] wrote:
I jack off a lot, prolly like twice a day. =)

And You bet I have ^_^


Don't you got a fiance or something =p

Ive been caught once or twice, no epic stories though really. Funny one, though not me, was when I walked over to my friends house because he wasn't picking up his phone and we were supposed to chill. As I walked past his window, he had porn on and was yanking it. So I just walked and grabbed food from the deli and then laughed at him when I got back
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Neo7
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States922 Posts
July 23 2008 17:16 GMT
#277
Been caught by both of my parents. I hate the fact at having no lock on my door (well my dad is a bit better as he knocks. My mom just doesn't care and just barges right on in).
It takes an idiot to do cool things.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
July 23 2008 17:40 GMT
#278
On July 23 2008 08:05 aseq wrote:
Haha that's an awesome new thread, what inanimate objects have you used to get off. So far, we got the couch... Bet it won't be as long as this thread tho^^.


LOL... **thinks of Sean and the wicker basket**
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 23 2008 17:48 GMT
#279
On July 23 2008 06:21 TryThis wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbY0j02cNqY

this whole thread brought this back to mind


his wife musta been bad in bed
jgad
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada899 Posts
July 23 2008 18:02 GMT
#280
On July 19 2008 11:22 iloveHieu wrote:
pretty close couple times but I pulled it off, either that or my parents let it go :D

edit: and I don't think jacking off too much is healthy, couple times a week is fine..


Are you kidding? Jacking off can prevent you from dying - I'm not even shitting you!


Scientific Fact.
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