On July 21 2008 15:25 MyStiC_Chaos wrote: I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest.
My family came home.
You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth.
On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote: Whatever, what happens, happens
Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?
If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them... + Show Spoiler +
On July 21 2008 15:25 MyStiC_Chaos wrote: I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest.
My family came home.
You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth.
On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote: Whatever, what happens, happens
Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?
If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them... + Show Spoiler +
On July 21 2008 13:22 jkillashark wrote: I have to say, this thread is vastly entertaining. I had quite a few laughs. I used to be a raging fiend myself but like somebody said earlier, I was able to quit while I was still ahead.
One time I visited a site and after I left the site and stopped using the computer, a small popup with a hot asian chick with big flashing words, "LEAVING EARLY?" popped up after I stopped using the computer. I was completely oblivious only to find out that my mom had went to the computer and demanded if I looked at bad stuff. I lied through my teeth and said it has got to be a virus from the video games I played earlier. She got mad at me for playing video games and forgot about the leaving early popup. So I escaped then.
My sister found a folder where I hid some porn and forgot about it after about a year because I had stopped the deed before I went to college but she didn't believe me.
I also learned in AP Biology that often times when people try to hide their boners too quickly, it may cause you to rupture a vessel or vein in the penis which is actually very painful from what I've heard. So I'm kind of glad that I will never have to ponder if I will ever get such an injury because though I've had thoughts of starting again, I'm glad I stopped.
On July 19 2008 10:45 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote: Why the fuck did u masturbate while in the same bed as ur dad? Thats risky as fuck, i admit ive done it in more dangerous places tho.
I did it on the school bus once, almost got caught. It was winter and we had jumpers that you could tie onto the bus seats. I tied it on when I got a seat to myself, I was so goddamn horny it wasn't funny. My friend threw a ball at the jumper and it held because I tied it really tight and I nearly shat my dacks.
i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe
On July 21 2008 21:17 Stimpacked wrote: i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe
how where you involved? or do your teachers tell their studenty their sex life? I bet you were the old men!
On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote: the mummy is a good movie!
indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows
rofl i just find this hard to believe
I wish I was lying too. Having a bitch sister is kind of troublesome
not just 1 pic?
Haven't seen her in like 2 years, I don't have pics sorry :[ btw everytime I get caught by my parents they just tell me to stop being a nerd and go find a girlfriend. God I hate them aswell
On July 21 2008 21:17 Stimpacked wrote: i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe
how where you involved? or do your teachers tell their studenty their sex life? I bet you were the old men!
yes teachers talk their personal life to students... cause i think our class topic was all about masturbation and other sex matters...
Caught once by my older brother. It sucks having to share a room. My bro was in the other room watching tv or playing video games, me in our room with my favorite porn mag in hand. I took it slow since I thought I had all day, those unclothed babes giving me that tingling feeling. After a little bit, I sense it. The release. Right about the same damn time, my bro starts knocking on the door. Now imagine this, you're about to explode and somebody's at the door(of course it's locked, i wasn't stupid). What do I do? Continue beating it like there's no tomorrow. I shoot into a wad of napkins and here's the best part: My fuckin' brother picks the lock. There I was, on my bed, porn mag beside me, me clutching a handful of tissues and my dick.
Thar you go, almost got caught a fair few times too.
On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote: Whatever, what happens, happens
Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?
If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them... + Show Spoiler +
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