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yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 21 2008 06:57 GMT
#221
On July 21 2008 15:25 MyStiC_Chaos wrote:
I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest.

My family came home.

You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth.
OH GOD
brie.mihai
Profile Joined April 2007
Romania95 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 07:07:43
July 21 2008 07:07 GMT
#222
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahhaha. wins the thread in my opinion LOL.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 21 2008 07:08 GMT
#223
On July 21 2008 13:50 Funchucks wrote:
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On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote:
Whatever, what happens, happens [image loading]

Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?

If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them...
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xmShake
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1100 Posts
July 21 2008 07:09 GMT
#224
On July 21 2008 15:25 MyStiC_Chaos wrote:
I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest.

My family came home.

You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth.

hahahahahaha
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
July 21 2008 07:27 GMT
#225
On July 21 2008 13:50 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote:
Whatever, what happens, happens [image loading]

Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?

If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them...
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LOL, winner.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
July 21 2008 07:36 GMT
#226
On July 21 2008 12:55 Mynock wrote:
I dunno. Which one is better - caught jacking off or caught playing WoW? :/


or ... both? simultaneously?

Hates Fun🤔
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
July 21 2008 07:58 GMT
#227
Yang. You decided to beat off under the covers, while your father was in the bed?
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 21 2008 08:15 GMT
#228
Mystic, wasn't that a scene in a movie (I can't remember the name of it)
MyStiC_Chaos
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States499 Posts
July 21 2008 08:58 GMT
#229
On July 21 2008 17:15 DanceCommander wrote:
Mystic, wasn't that a scene in a movie (I can't remember the name of it)


If it was my parents probably set cameras in our living room then.

IDK if it was a scene, but it happened.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
July 21 2008 09:25 GMT
#230
On July 21 2008 13:29 yubee wrote:
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On July 21 2008 13:22 jkillashark wrote:
I have to say, this thread is vastly entertaining. I had quite a few laughs. I used to be a raging fiend myself but like somebody said earlier, I was able to quit while I was still ahead.

One time I visited a site and after I left the site and stopped using the computer, a small popup with a hot asian chick with big flashing words, "LEAVING EARLY?" popped up after I stopped using the computer. I was completely oblivious only to find out that my mom had went to the computer and demanded if I looked at bad stuff. I lied through my teeth and said it has got to be a virus from the video games I played earlier. She got mad at me for playing video games and forgot about the leaving early popup. So I escaped then.

My sister found a folder where I hid some porn and forgot about it after about a year because I had stopped the deed before I went to college but she didn't believe me.

I also learned in AP Biology that often times when people try to hide their boners too quickly, it may cause you to rupture a vessel or vein in the penis which is actually very painful from what I've heard. So I'm kind of glad that I will never have to ponder if I will ever get such an injury because though I've had thoughts of starting again, I'm glad I stopped.

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Some of you guys are freaking idiots and some of you guys are very creative
to be quite honest i find the idea of not masturbating a lot scarier than "rupturing a blood vessel or vein" from superfast boner hiding


ahahhaha lmfao "SUPERFAST BONER hiding" that just sounds hilarious to me lol
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yang.aus
Profile Joined June 2008
Australia104 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 11:59:27
July 21 2008 11:35 GMT
#231
On July 19 2008 10:45 nAi.PrOtOsS wrote:
Why the fuck did u masturbate while in the same bed as ur dad? Thats risky as fuck, i admit ive done it in more dangerous places tho.


I did it on the school bus once, almost got caught. It was winter and we had jumpers that you could tie onto the bus seats. I tied it on when I got a seat to myself, I was so goddamn horny it wasn't funny. My friend threw a ball at the jumper and it held because I tied it really tight and I nearly shat my dacks.
HuK's biggest fan<3
Daniel:)
Profile Joined July 2008
Australia5 Posts
July 21 2008 11:48 GMT
#232
-_- na lol
I-R Guy, Who gon teach you leason.
Stimpacked
Profile Joined June 2008
Philippines368 Posts
July 21 2008 12:17 GMT
#233
i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe
live and let live...
araav
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Armenia1590 Posts
July 21 2008 12:48 GMT
#234
haha you guys are so... entertaining
The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
July 21 2008 13:01 GMT
#235
On July 21 2008 21:17 Stimpacked wrote:
i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe


how where you involved? or do your teachers tell their studenty their sex life? I bet you were the old men!
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
July 21 2008 13:06 GMT
#236
On July 21 2008 13:31 ilj.psa wrote:
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On July 21 2008 10:20 iG.ClouD wrote:
On July 21 2008 09:12 ilj.psa wrote:
On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:
On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote:
the mummy is a good movie!

indeed
and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows [image loading]

rofl i just find this hard to believe [image loading]

I wish I was lying too. Having a bitch sister is kind of troublesome [image loading]

not just 1 pic?[image loading]

Haven't seen her in like 2 years, I don't have pics sorry :[
btw everytime I get caught by my parents they just tell me to stop being a nerd and go find a girlfriend. God I hate them aswell [image loading]
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Klive5ive
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom6056 Posts
July 21 2008 13:11 GMT
#237
On July 21 2008 16:36 paper wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2008 12:55 Mynock wrote:
I dunno. Which one is better - caught jacking off or caught playing WoW? :/


or ... both? simultaneously?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVDocq6TaFs

This is why we all role NE female.
Ehhem :p My char
Don't hate the player - Hate the game
Stimpacked
Profile Joined June 2008
Philippines368 Posts
July 21 2008 13:16 GMT
#238
On July 21 2008 22:01 Yuljan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2008 21:17 Stimpacked wrote:
i just remembered, one time my hot high school teacher felt something in her hand while she was watching a movie in the cinema like there is something in her hand. She was so focused on the movie that she didn't mind, she just thought it was like the hand of the person oh her side who coincidentally touched hers. After a while she then felt something was still touching her hand like fingers and she got irriated and she looked at it, it was an old guys penis rubbing in her hand like she made my teachers hand jack-off his penis then right when she pulled her hand off there was sperm all over her fingers ... hahaha the old man immediately closed his ziper and walked away from the cinema, she was so shocked on what happend that she didn't do anythin... i cant forget that story even if that was like 8 years ago... hehehe


how where you involved? or do your teachers tell their studenty their sex life? I bet you were the old men!


yes teachers talk their personal life to students... cause i think our class topic was all about masturbation and other sex matters...
live and let live...
wurm
Profile Joined October 2007
Philippines2296 Posts
July 21 2008 13:28 GMT
#239
lol.. so many epic posts.

Caught once by my older brother. It sucks having to share a room. My bro was in the other room watching tv or playing video games, me in our room with my favorite porn mag in hand. I took it slow since I thought I had all day, those unclothed babes giving me that tingling feeling. After a little bit, I sense it. The release. Right about the same damn time, my bro starts knocking on the door. Now imagine this, you're about to explode and somebody's at the door(of course it's locked, i wasn't stupid). What do I do? Continue beating it like there's no tomorrow. I shoot into a wad of napkins and here's the best part: My fuckin' brother picks the lock. There I was, on my bed, porn mag beside me, me clutching a handful of tissues and my dick.

Thar you go, almost got caught a fair few times too.
I know where my towel is.
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-21 20:44:54
July 21 2008 20:27 GMT
#240
On July 21 2008 16:08 IntoTheWow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 21 2008 13:50 Funchucks wrote:
On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote:
Whatever, what happens, happens [image loading]

Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?

If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them...
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haha well
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