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On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif)
rofl i just find this hard to believe
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On July 21 2008 09:12 ilj.psa wrote:Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote:
the mummy is a good movie! indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows rofl i just find this hard to believe
There is only one absolute logical refutation of your unwarranted skepticism...
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Yeah, my friend's dad caught me once, I was like 13.
He was like, "LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR NEXT TIME" and slammed it. Years later this man turned gay (not joking) and I'd like to think I helped him with that.
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Haven't really been caught. There was one time my sister walked in my room when I was looking at pics but I wasn't masturbating, was looking at torrent screen caps picking which ones to download but I closed it pretty fast so I'm not even sure she actually saw anything...
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On July 20 2008 09:47 freedom yay wrote:Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 09:31 Funchucks wrote:On July 20 2008 09:26 freedom yay wrote:On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol stole my idea if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies that was going to be my excuse You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper. What is wrong with you? We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking? Good point.. I withdraw my claim.
ROFL.
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On July 20 2008 13:38 prOxi.swAMi wrote:
The best thing is to do it in a room that takes a long time to get to .. like.. a room at the end of a hall.. then you can just set up a shitload of chairs or tables or something to obstruct their path. When you hear all the tables and stuff being moved around, you know it's time to zip up!
rofl
"Billy? *stumble* Why are all these chairs in the hallway?"
"..... I was playing 'Fort'."
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On July 21 2008 09:12 ilj.psa wrote:Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote:
the mummy is a good movie! indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows rofl i just find this hard to believe
I wish I was lying too. Having a bitch sister is kind of troublesome
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Whatever, what happens, happens ![[image loading]](http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/8729/elmo2id5.gif)
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On April 22 2008 15:17 Dinosaur wrote: meep ... meep
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On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows
"Aah Cloud stop owning me stop owning me so hard Cloud plz"
---this thread
Oh and btw, here's my answer (NSFW, don't read unless you have some time on your hands):
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On July 21 2008 09:28 HeadBangaa wrote:
Yeah, my friend's dad caught me once, I was like 13.
He was like, "LOCK THE FUCKING DOOR NEXT TIME" and slammed it. Years later this man turned gay (not joking) and I'd like to think I helped him with that.
Hahaha, I remember that story. That was hilarious.
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This thread is absolutely hilarious. At first I wasnt going to read it, but Im so glad I did lol
Ive never been "caught" technically, or at least Ive never had anyone mention it to me. I use my laptop in the kitchen and sometimes Ill get some unwanted traffic in there at night if someone wakes up or someone who I thought was in bed isnt... but typically Ill be wearing a shirt and can cover up my dick and I can alt tab onto SC/WC3/WoW when need be 
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I dunno. Which one is better - caught jacking off or caught playing WoW? :/
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I have to say, this thread is vastly entertaining. I had quite a few laughs. I used to be a raging fiend myself but like somebody said earlier, I was able to quit while I was still ahead.
One time I visited a site and after I left the site and stopped using the computer, a small popup with a hot asian chick with big flashing words, "LEAVING EARLY?" popped up after I stopped using the computer. I was completely oblivious only to find out that my mom had went to the computer and demanded if I looked at bad stuff. I lied through my teeth and said it has got to be a virus from the video games I played earlier. She got mad at me for playing video games and forgot about the leaving early popup. So I escaped then.
My sister found a folder where I hid some porn and forgot about it after about a year because I had stopped the deed before I went to college but she didn't believe me.
I also learned in AP Biology that often times when people try to hide their boners too quickly, it may cause you to rupture a vessel or vein in the penis which is actually very painful from what I've heard. So I'm kind of glad that I will never have to ponder if I will ever get such an injury because though I've had thoughts of starting again, I'm glad I stopped.
+ Show Spoiler +Some of you guys are freaking idiots and some of you guys are very creative
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On July 21 2008 13:22 jkillashark wrote:I have to say, this thread is vastly entertaining. I had quite a few laughs. I used to be a raging fiend myself but like somebody said earlier, I was able to quit while I was still ahead. One time I visited a site and after I left the site and stopped using the computer, a small popup with a hot asian chick with big flashing words, "LEAVING EARLY?" popped up after I stopped using the computer. I was completely oblivious only to find out that my mom had went to the computer and demanded if I looked at bad stuff. I lied through my teeth and said it has got to be a virus from the video games I played earlier. She got mad at me for playing video games and forgot about the leaving early popup. So I escaped then. My sister found a folder where I hid some porn and forgot about it after about a year because I had stopped the deed before I went to college but she didn't believe me. I also learned in AP Biology that often times when people try to hide their boners too quickly, it may cause you to rupture a vessel or vein in the penis which is actually very painful from what I've heard. So I'm kind of glad that I will never have to ponder if I will ever get such an injury because though I've had thoughts of starting again, I'm glad I stopped. + Show Spoiler +Some of you guys are freaking idiots and some of you guys are very creative to be quite honest i find the idea of not masturbating a lot scarier than "rupturing a blood vessel or vein" from superfast boner hiding
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On July 21 2008 10:20 iG.ClouD wrote:Show nested quote +On July 21 2008 09:12 ilj.psa wrote:On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote:On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote:
the mummy is a good movie! indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows rofl i just find this hard to believe I wish I was lying too. Having a bitch sister is kind of troublesome
not just 1 pic?
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On July 21 2008 11:03 Seraphim wrote:Whatever, what happens, happens
Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life?
If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them...
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On July 21 2008 13:50 Funchucks wrote:Did you know that there are millions of sperm in each ejaculation that are killed and wasted, and each one could have become a human life? If you think you're okay with that, just rememeber that there was another group of people who didn't care about destroying millions of human lives and thought that nobody would catch them... + Show Spoiler +
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaa
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On July 19 2008 10:44 Cobalt wrote:
This is why you install a computer in your shower, hidden behind part of the shower wall that drops down when you push a button under the shampoo. Then you've got your porn right at your fingertips, and a place no one will ever catch you!
This would mean you'd have to have shower at awkward times on ad-hoc basis. Too much hassle la~
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I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest.
My family came home.
You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth.
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