EPTHave you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 10
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Dave[9]
United States2365 Posts
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gameguard
Korea (South)2132 Posts
On July 20 2008 12:48 il0seonpurpose wrote: Is she a half sister or your actual sister? and why were you masturbating while watching the mummy, or were you doing it to your sister? thats just gross I was going on a family trip on a van to somewhere and I got a boner, my brother and sister were sleeping in the back and I was in the middle row by myself and all the lights were turned out, my parents in the front. I whip it out and start doing it and I actually got to cum but it was scary cuz my parents were looking up directions so the lights would turn on. And for people who masturbate with girls, do they actually get an orgasm or you just turning them on? wtf I have this experience, right down to the details. | ||
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
On July 20 2008 13:08 gameguard wrote: wtf I have this experience, right down to the details. Yeah it's odd, I can relate to a lot of the posts here as I'm sure many other TLers/starcraft fans can as well. As the saying goes, birds of the same feather fap together. | ||
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prOxi.swAMi
Australia3091 Posts
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On July 20 2008 13:38 prOxi.swAMi wrote: The best thing is to do it in a room that takes a long time to get to .. like.. a room at the end of a hall.. then you can just set up a shitload of chairs or tables or something to obstruct their path. When you hear all the tables and stuff being moved around, you know it's time to zip up! i see you're either quite experienced with this or have given this a lot of thought. haha | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12816 Posts
some rly close calls thou. | ||
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illeszt
United States350 Posts
make sure they don't catch you unsieged! | ||
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MyLostTemple
United States2921 Posts
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CyuntiyuL
Canada1740 Posts
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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
On July 20 2008 12:56 yubee wrote: the mummy is a good movie! indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) | ||
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kefkalives
Australia1272 Posts
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OllieWilliams
United States69 Posts
On July 20 2008 22:14 kefkalives wrote: I've been caught once before. a close friend of mine used to walk into my house iwthout knocking all the time. on the day he got his p plates (liscense to drive without over in vehicle in aus) he came to my house at like 9 oclock in the morning. dosent knock, takes 5 steps in the house and we both then share a glance of about 3 seconds, where we both know something is very very wrong. he can clearly see my dick in hand and i shit brix, stick my junk back in my pants and then say "FUCKING KNOCK" whilst going to get changed. LOL if that were happened to me I'd be seriously angry... Come to think of it I'd be seriously angry if one of my friends just walked into my house without knocking  .How did you share eye contact when he only took 5 steps into the house? Were you doing it by the front door or something? Sounds risky. | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote: indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows indeed, Mr. ClouD. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On July 20 2008 22:25 OllieWilliams wrote: LOL if that were happened to me I'd be seriously angry... Come to think of it I'd be seriously angry if one of my friends just walked into my house without knocking .How did you share eye contact when he only took 5 steps into the house? Were you doing it by the front door or something? Sounds risky. If I had to make a guess, I would say he was in the living room where their TV/front door are located. I was almost caught a couple times. I was at my friend's house (we were both are 13-14 at the time), and I found these pictures he had of these naked girls. He was upstairs, and I thought I would be safe to jerk it, so I started jerking to these pictures. I didn't hear him coming down the stairs, and he bursts into the room and I fall forward and drop the pictures. He didn't really see anything, but he thought I was jerking it, which I deny to this day. | ||
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
which I deny to this day. Hope he reads TL! | ||
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anderoo
Canada1876 Posts
On July 20 2008 14:47 illeszt wrote: lay some spider mines outside your door make sure they don't catch you unsieged! lawl, someone make sure this line gets into the "Ever caught masturbating Thread" Pimpest Plays video... that shit's gonna be long. | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
On July 20 2008 21:19 iG.ClouD wrote: indeed and btw my sister is actually hot and she wore a bikini that time (and I swear she always wanted to turn me on on purpose, cause of her super whorish attitude). I don't have pics actually, she lives somewhere earning her stuff fucking around probably, who knows WOW O_O | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
I am fairly certain he doesn't. | ||
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Aznleeman
United States208 Posts
Its not that hard, make sure your on the top floor, close the door, and pop up Starcraft if you hear them. >_> | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
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