EPTHave you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 8
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
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bumatlarge
United States4567 Posts
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:46 B1nary wrote: Cloud, sir, you win the thread. Reading that was one of those moments where all you can do is sit there with a wtf look on your face, trying to envision that scenario. Edit: After some thinking, all I can conclude is that I wish I had a sister XD WTF QFT | ||
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ThePhan2m
Norway2751 Posts
some sick stories. never been caught, almost sometimes, but after those times you allways think: "next time gotta be waaay safer" jerking off while you have ppl around, wtf is with that??? your asking to get caught by doing that, and having siblings, just increases the risk. | ||
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
I do it with my door open and roommates watching tv in the next room. what if it was your mom? | ||
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Hurricane
United States3939 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote: I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~ It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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CapO
United States1615 Posts
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arb
Noobville17922 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:27 Warrior Madness wrote: It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there. ...wait he jacked off and came under your carpet? the hell? | ||
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Chobohobo
United States945 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:29 CapO wrote: how the HELL do you jerk off to your sibling? i don't understand, unless shes like your step sister. WTF O_O Some of us have siblings who are decently good looking. Pics cloud? | ||
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote: I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol stole my idea if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies that was going to be my excuse | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
I remember once I met this great chick at a bar, while we were celebrating a cousin's birthday. I was really attracted to her, and she seemed to like me, and everything was looking good until my older sister comes over after she walks away and says, "Hey, doesn't she remind you of [younger sister]?" ... "Well, she does now." (god fucking damn it!) | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote: stole my idea if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies that was going to be my excuse You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper. | ||
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote: You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper. can you elaborate on that? | ||
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FreeDoM[YA]
Canada855 Posts
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote: You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper. What is wrong with you? | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
Well, if you take a screenshot of the desktop, and you make it the wallpaper, it's going to have all of the current folders on it. If you delete one of the folders, it's going to look like it's still there. But if you go to click on it, to delete it or whatever, of course you're just clicking on empty desktop. And if you don't know much about computers, it's going to take you a while to figure out that it's just part of the wallpaper image. Meanwhile, anybody who looks at your computer is going to see a folder called "Horse Porn" on your desktop. | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking? | ||
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FreeDoM[YA]
Canada855 Posts
On July 20 2008 09:31 Funchucks wrote: We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking? Good point.. I withdraw my claim. | ||
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