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GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 20:57 GMT
#141
Wait she knew you were jacking off too?

bumatlarge
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States4567 Posts
July 19 2008 21:17 GMT
#142
I do it in my dining room with my laptop with fullscreen porn. Its 270 degrees view and i thought i saw a lady watching but i ignored her. I dont mind ^^ just wondering if they saw and looked away or kept watching. I would be flattered.
Together but separate, like oatmeal
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 19 2008 21:34 GMT
#143
On July 20 2008 05:46 B1nary wrote:
Cloud, sir, you win the thread. Reading that was one of those moments where all you can do is sit there with a wtf look on your face, trying to envision that scenario.

Edit: After some thinking, all I can conclude is that I wish I had a sister XD


WTF QFT
ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
July 19 2008 22:18 GMT
#144
haha cloud, your sister really handled that well. But still, jerking off to your sister? wtf ??
some sick stories. never been caught, almost sometimes, but after those times you allways think: "next time gotta be waaay safer" jerking off while you have ppl around, wtf is with that??? your asking to get caught by doing that, and having siblings, just increases the risk.
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 22:26 GMT
#145
I do it with my door open and roommates watching tv in the next room.
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GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 22:36:52
July 19 2008 22:36 GMT
#146
I do it with my door open and roommates watching tv in the next room.


what if it was your mom?
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
July 19 2008 23:06 GMT
#147
What if it was my mom _____________????
RIP CHARLIEMURPHY 11/25/10 NEVER FORGET | Hurricane#1183 @ B.net
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
July 19 2008 23:27 GMT
#148
On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:
I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~


It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there.

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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
July 19 2008 23:28 GMT
#149
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
July 19 2008 23:29 GMT
#150
how the HELL do you jerk off to your sibling? i don't understand, unless shes like your step sister. WTF O_O
SNSD fan
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 19 2008 23:29 GMT
#151
On July 20 2008 08:27 Warrior Madness wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:
I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~


It's like you took a camera and followed me around in my life. And yes, they're still there.



...wait he jacked off and came under your carpet? the hell?
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Chobohobo
Profile Joined January 2004
United States945 Posts
July 19 2008 23:34 GMT
#152
On July 20 2008 08:29 CapO wrote:
how the HELL do you jerk off to your sibling? i don't understand, unless shes like your step sister. WTF O_O


Some of us have siblings who are decently good looking.

Pics cloud?
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 23:38 GMT
#153
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 23:42 GMT
#154
My sisters are good looking. It is actually a problem, because women tend to resemble each other more as they get hotter. If a girl reminds me of one of my sisters once, I lose all sexual interest in her from then on.

I remember once I met this great chick at a bar, while we were celebrating a cousin's birthday. I was really attracted to her, and she seemed to like me, and everything was looking good until my older sister comes over after she walks away and says, "Hey, doesn't she remind you of [younger sister]?"

... "Well, she does now." (god fucking damn it!)
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 23:45 GMT
#155
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 20 2008 00:23 GMT
#156
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


can you elaborate on that?
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 20 2008 00:26 GMT
#157
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 20 2008 00:29 GMT
#158
On July 20 2008 09:23 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


can you elaborate on that?

Well, if you take a screenshot of the desktop, and you make it the wallpaper, it's going to have all of the current folders on it.

If you delete one of the folders, it's going to look like it's still there. But if you go to click on it, to delete it or whatever, of course you're just clicking on empty desktop.

And if you don't know much about computers, it's going to take you a while to figure out that it's just part of the wallpaper image. Meanwhile, anybody who looks at your computer is going to see a folder called "Horse Porn" on your desktop.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 20 2008 00:31 GMT
#159
On July 20 2008 09:26 freedom yay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?

We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking?
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 20 2008 00:47 GMT
#160
On July 20 2008 09:31 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 09:26 freedom yay wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


What is wrong with you?

We're in a thread where people talk about masturbating while watching their sisters or in bed with their fathers, and you're singling me out for pranking?


Good point.. I withdraw my claim.
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