EPTOn July 19 2008 19:13 blagoonga123 wrote:
lol 7 people are lying.
lol 7 people are lying.
I'm sure they have alternative ways of masturbation other than jacking off. Remember the cars and picnic table threads?
Have you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 7
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aokces
United States309 Posts
I'm sure they have alternative ways of masturbation other than jacking off. Remember the cars and picnic table threads? | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote: I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Thats fucked up dude. Thankfully I have never been caught. You just have to be smart about it. I always jerked off in my room when I lived at home, and my family beieved in respecting each others privacy, so no one would of ever walk in on me. | ||
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stiga
United States377 Posts
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On July 20 2008 03:43 grobo wrote: This thread reminds me of Haji's 2chan thread were some couple got caught at their family dinner, she was using a remote controlled vibrator and the remote slipped out of his pocket and everyone noticed, fucking hilarious. Also, no i have never been caught, i have been (un)fortunate enough to catch my friend twice. That was the BEST thread omfg. Funniest story ever. | ||
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote: Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught. When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew. Poll: Have you been caught jacking off? (Vote): Yes (Vote): no (Vote): I dont jack off what the fuck? you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad? WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? | ||
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
On July 20 2008 03:55 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote: My god, do you ever wonder if there are hidden cameras everywhere? Y'no like, ever think that you might be being watched at all time? Man those people watching must have been laughing their ass off when they saw someone blowing one under a carpet. Seriously. "Hey, hey 0011101011 check this out" "LOL WTFF" HOLY SHIT yeah i always think my mom puts cameras in my room... | ||
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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote: Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird fuck yeah COOKIE MONSTER :D anyways... You were masturbating to your sister ? and then she kisses you on the cheek? whatthefuck how old was she? | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote: Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird I would died right then and there | ||
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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:18 GunsofthePatriots wrote: fuck yeah COOKIE MONSTER :D anyways... You were masturbating to your sister ? and then she kisses you on the cheek? whatthefuck how old was she? 14 | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
disturbing why would she even kiss you on the cheek, if your not greeting/ saying goodbye. She just randomly kiss you whenever she wamts to? in this case when she notice you were masturbating to herr? wow | ||
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Hollow
Canada2174 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote: Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird wow that is totally hot | ||
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GunsofthePatriots
South Africa991 Posts
isn't that a little weird? is it normal to masturbate to your siblings in italy? | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22203 Posts
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aTnClouD
Italy2428 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:29 GunsofthePatriots wrote: is it normal to masturbate to your siblings in italy? not really | ||
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B1nary
Canada1267 Posts
Edit: After some thinking, all I can conclude is that I wish I had a sister XD | ||
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sprawlers
Norway439 Posts
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FreeDoM[YA]
Canada855 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:16 GunsofthePatriots wrote: HOLY SHIT yeah i always think my mom puts cameras in my room... I think my mom puts camera;s in my room too. | ||
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arb
Noobville17919 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote: Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird ......LOL Thats even better than the dude he jacked it and and came under the carpet LOL | ||
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