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aokces
Profile Joined October 2006
United States309 Posts
July 19 2008 19:09 GMT
#121
On July 19 2008 19:13 blagoonga123 wrote:
lol 7 people are lying.


I'm sure they have alternative ways of masturbation other than jacking off. Remember the cars and picnic table threads?
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 19 2008 19:48 GMT
#122
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:
I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught.
When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew.

Thats fucked up dude.

Thankfully I have never been caught. You just have to be smart about it. I always jerked off in my room when I lived at home, and my family beieved in respecting each others privacy, so no one would of ever walk in on me.
stiga
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States377 Posts
July 19 2008 19:52 GMT
#123
a better question for me would b e when HAVENT i been caught
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 19 2008 19:53 GMT
#124
Obligatory:
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
July 19 2008 19:54 GMT
#125
On July 20 2008 03:43 grobo wrote:
This thread reminds me of Haji's 2chan thread were some couple got caught at their family dinner, she was using a remote controlled vibrator and the remote slipped out of his pocket and everyone noticed, fucking hilarious.

Also, no i have never been caught, i have been (un)fortunate enough to catch my friend twice.


That was the BEST thread omfg. Funniest story ever.
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 19:59 GMT
#126
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:
Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say?

I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught.
When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew.
[image loading]

Poll: Have you been caught jacking off?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): no
(Vote): I dont jack off



what the fuck?

you jacked off when you were in the same bed as your dad?

WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 20:16 GMT
#127
On July 20 2008 03:55 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
My god, do you ever wonder if there are hidden cameras everywhere? Y'no like, ever think that you might be being watched at all time? Man those people watching must have been laughing their ass off when they saw someone blowing one under a carpet. Seriously.

"Hey, hey 0011101011 check this out"
"LOL WTFF"


HOLY SHIT



yeah i always think my mom puts cameras in my room...
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 20:17:33
July 19 2008 20:17 GMT
#128
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]
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GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 20:18 GMT
#129
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


fuck yeah COOKIE MONSTER :D


anyways...


You were masturbating to your sister ? and then she kisses you on the cheek?

whatthefuck


how old was she?
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 19 2008 20:19 GMT
#130
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


I would died right then and there
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
July 19 2008 20:21 GMT
#131
On July 20 2008 05:18 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


fuck yeah COOKIE MONSTER :D


anyways...


You were masturbating to your sister ? and then she kisses you on the cheek?

whatthefuck


how old was she?

14
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/hunter692007/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 20:24:08
July 19 2008 20:21 GMT
#132
On July 20 2008 05:19 DanceCommander wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


I would died right then and there

disturbing why would she even kiss you on the cheek, if your not greeting/ saying goodbye. She just randomly kiss you whenever she wamts to? in this case when she notice you were masturbating to herr? wow
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
July 19 2008 20:24 GMT
#133
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


wow that is totally hot
GunsofthePatriots
Profile Joined August 2007
South Africa991 Posts
July 19 2008 20:29 GMT
#134
On July 20 2008 05:21 iG.ClouD wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 05:18 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


fuck yeah COOKIE MONSTER :D


anyways...


You were masturbating to your sister ? and then she kisses you on the cheek?

whatthefuck


how old was she?

14


isn't that a little weird?

is it normal to masturbate to your siblings in italy?
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22212 Posts
July 19 2008 20:36 GMT
#135
This topic just got weirder, and I didn't think that was possible O_O
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
aTnClouD
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Italy2428 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 20:42:27
July 19 2008 20:41 GMT
#136
On July 20 2008 05:29 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
is it normal to masturbate to your siblings in italy?

not really
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B1nary
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada1267 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 20:51:17
July 19 2008 20:46 GMT
#137
Cloud, sir, you win the thread. Reading that was one of those moments where all you can do is sit there with a wtf look on your face, trying to envision that scenario.

Edit: After some thinking, all I can conclude is that I wish I had a sister XD
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
July 19 2008 20:48 GMT
#138
Wow, sick story cloud. Also your sisters reaction was.. wtf.
FreeDoM[YA]
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Canada855 Posts
July 19 2008 20:50 GMT
#139
On July 20 2008 05:16 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 03:55 Pwntrucci[sR] wrote:
My god, do you ever wonder if there are hidden cameras everywhere? Y'no like, ever think that you might be being watched at all time? Man those people watching must have been laughing their ass off when they saw someone blowing one under a carpet. Seriously.

"Hey, hey 0011101011 check this out"
"LOL WTFF"


HOLY SHIT



yeah i always think my mom puts cameras in my room...


I think my mom puts camera;s in my room too.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
July 19 2008 20:51 GMT
#140
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]




......LOL
Thats even better than the dude he jacked it and and came under the carpet LOL
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
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