On July 19 2008 22:36 Frits wrote:
^ lol you jerk I even said I was at her house

I think my parents would've found it odd if I went to a party with their telephone.

.... telephone ....

ahswtini

Northern Ireland22203 Posts

July 19 2008 14:35 GMT

#102

Novelty telephone, obviously

Noov

Zimbabwe7 Posts

July 19 2008 14:40 GMT

#103

I was once jacking off on 2nd floor livingroom and grandfather came upstairs and I didn't have enough time to pull pants completely up. So I just rushed to sit on sofa and put pillow on my boner. He never said anything about it, so I'm not quite sure if he didn't notice or he just didn't care.

Once I was really horny at my friends mothers place(friend and mother went to shop for some reason). So I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~
Didn't get caught :>

_Grazze_

834 Posts

July 19 2008 14:47 GMT

#104

Hahaha what the fuck?! "I came under the carpet" - Hahaha, that's so fucking insane!

Okey, I'm spending way too much time in this thread! <-- obv gay

Sean.G

Spain889 Posts

July 19 2008 14:50 GMT

#105

On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:

So I jacked off and came under carpet.

Wins thread.

arb

Noobville17919 Posts

July 19 2008 15:11 GMT

#106

On July 19 2008 23:40 Noov wrote:
Once I was really horny at my friends mothers place(friend and mother went to shop for some reason). So I jacked off and came under carpet. I didn't bother cleaning off or anything, I wonder if stains are still there ~_~
Didn't get caught :>

LFASFASFasf I AFN NEED AIR ,... NEED AIR

You sir win the thread omfg need..air

KrAzYfoOL

Australia3037 Posts

July 19 2008 15:16 GMT

#107

On July 19 2008 23:31 _Grazze_ wrote:

Show nested quote +

.... telephone ....

With benefits

DanceCommander

United States1808 Posts

July 19 2008 15:55 GMT

#108

On July 19 2008 22:34 _Grazze_ wrote:

Show nested quote +

Were you using this?

LMAO I made that pic!

Krohm

Canada1857 Posts

July 19 2008 16:01 GMT

#109

On July 20 2008 00:55 DanceCommander wrote:

Show nested quote +

LMAO I made that pic!

That picture is fucking amazing. I laughed so hard when I first seen it.

Some of you guys have such ridiculous masturbation stories, it's great.

Snet

United States3573 Posts

July 19 2008 16:23 GMT

#110

Jacking in bed with your dad is fuckin disgusting dude

opsayo

591 Posts

July 19 2008 17:51 GMT

#111

Never been caught, but once, at the dorms, decided to finish in the bathroom across the hall and ended up locking myself out of the room. All I had was a towel. Ended up having to go downstairs at 1 PM to the front desk to fill out the papers for a spare key, and turns out they were having a poker tournament or something downstairs. Yeah, there were like 10 people at the front desk too.

Also, I wasn't masturbating but I was busy writing an essay so about halfway through I downloaded and opened up a .PDF of playboy's hottest college playmates. I found a giant screensized picture of a perfectly beautiful, hairless, voluptuous female specimen when my mom walked in behind me and yelled: "OMONA! (Koreanlish for WHAT)" as she saw a giant vagina the size of the screen in front of my face.

I didn't get to write the rest of the essay in peace.

LaSt)ChAnCe

United States2179 Posts

July 19 2008 17:58 GMT

#112

yea, my girlfriend sometimes walks by while i'm doing it

and opens her mouth :D

{ToT}ColmA

Japan3260 Posts

July 19 2008 18:04 GMT

#113

once caught a buddy on msn webcam after we chatted, didnt really know he masturbated till i asked him why he makes such strange faces, he turned off webcam and i didnt masturbate after that till i saw a pic of strafe

(

mAKiTO

Colombia4170 Posts

July 19 2008 18:28 GMT

#114

whats more awkward, for the person who gets caught? or the person that walks in?

grobo

Japan6199 Posts

July 19 2008 18:43 GMT

#115

This thread reminds me of Haji's 2chan thread were some couple got caught at their family dinner, she was using a remote controlled vibrator and the remote slipped out of his pocket and everyone noticed, fucking hilarious.

Also, no i have never been caught, i have been (un)fortunate enough to catch my friend twice.

RushWifDietCoke

United States488 Posts

July 19 2008 18:46 GMT

#116

On July 20 2008 03:28 mAKiTO wrote:
whats more awkward, for the person who gets caught? or the person that walks in?

I would have to say the person who gets caught unless the person doing the catching is a parent >.<

grobo

Japan6199 Posts

July 19 2008 18:51 GMT

#117

It has to be the person getting caught, it never even bothered me when i caught my friend, although i did have to burn my chair.

Pwntrucci[sR]

Canada1519 Posts

July 19 2008 18:55 GMT

#118

My god, do you ever wonder if there are hidden cameras everywhere? Y'no like, ever think that you might be being watched at all time? Man those people watching must have been laughing their ass off when they saw someone blowing one under a carpet. Seriously.

"Hey, hey 0011101011 check this out"
"LOL WTFF"

Bill307

Canada9103 Posts

July 19 2008 18:56 GMT

#119

From bash.org:

#513922
<Animenia> Oh shit almost forgot to tell you guys.... The funniest thing ever happened today...

<Animenia> There\'s this dude living beneath my apartment and some other dude across the street
<Animenia> and we talk from time to time so we decided to have a litte chat on my teamspeak server
<Animenia> so after talking a while
<Animenia> one of the guys said he had to leave for a while so the server got really quiet...
<Ayanami9870> because they saw a webcam pic of his dildo?
<Animenia> Though this guy didn\'t use push to talk so after like 10 minutes of inactivity on the server I started hear moanings and shit from my speakers
<Animenia> and I was playing really loud music
<Animenia> Then you hear his mom come in and he\'s like \"oh shit, it\'s not what it looks like\" and she goes of screaming \"YOU\'RE MASTURBATING?!?!\" and starts crying and shit and tells him to move out and stuff like that
<Dazzio> holy fuck
<Animenia> You should have seen the look on his face when I met him in the elevator later today.... He gave me the dirtiest look ever.... and said \"Did you really have to play so god damn loud music?? The whole block heard of my mom and that shit\"

minus_human

4784 Posts

July 19 2008 18:57 GMT

#120

My 300 gosU apm allows for such a quick withdrawal, it is impossible for me to get caught.

Sean is from Mars holy shit that was epic in a really weird way... airplanes lol