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Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 19 2008 06:05 GMT
#61
I use advanced technology like locked doors and people not being at my house.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 19 2008 06:08 GMT
#62
On July 19 2008 14:40 Sigrun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 14:36 IntoTheWow wrote:
And i never got caught.


You never got caught because there's nothing to see.


How would you know?
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Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
July 19 2008 06:14 GMT
#63
Don't you remember that one night?
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WindCalibur
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada938 Posts
July 19 2008 06:14 GMT
#64
no.....i and like it to stay as no
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
July 19 2008 06:14 GMT
#65
On July 19 2008 11:33 CapO wrote:
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On July 19 2008 11:28 BaDayOri wrote:
by my sister..awkward as fuck

all she said was what are you doing and I said uhhh and she just went back in her room


was it your older or younger sister?

she must have been like, "뭐 하니? -_-;;"

older lol

but we speak english to each other ~_~
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
July 19 2008 06:16 GMT
#66
On July 19 2008 14:55 mikeymoo wrote:
You know if we compiled these we could make a great anthology.


I know I'm probably going to get crucified for saying this, but 4chan has a thread about this everyone once in a while and they turn out to be pretty good some of the stories are fucking hilarious.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
July 19 2008 06:21 GMT
#67
On July 19 2008 15:16 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 14:55 mikeymoo wrote:
You know if we compiled these we could make a great anthology.


I know I'm probably going to get crucified for saying this, but 4chan has a thread about this everyone once in a while and they turn out to be pretty good some of the stories are fucking hilarious.


I'm actually interested - link?
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
July 19 2008 06:42 GMT
#68
i dont know what to do when THE MONSTER comes >.<

+ Show Spoiler +

yeah, couple of times by mom, brother and the lady who help us clean the house.

i remember i yelled to my brother once he caught me IM WATCHING PORN GO AWAY
Teamliquidian townie
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 06:57:23
July 19 2008 06:57 GMT
#69
How fast are you guys? I peak at about 250 apm.
shavingcream66
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States1219 Posts
July 19 2008 07:11 GMT
#70
LOL OH GOD
NotJumperer
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States1371 Posts
July 19 2008 07:34 GMT
#71
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Reflex
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada703 Posts
July 19 2008 08:11 GMT
#72
On July 19 2008 14:55 mikeymoo wrote:
You know if we compiled these we could make a great anthology.


"Chicken soup for the caught-masturbater's soul"
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5520 Posts
July 19 2008 08:16 GMT
#73
Ahaha that guy masterbating to WoW is fucking hilarious.

And yes I've been caught.
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
July 19 2008 08:37 GMT
#74
omfg day's posts have got me in tears
It's better to burn out than to fade away
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
July 19 2008 08:39 GMT
#75
LOL SEAN
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
July 19 2008 08:40 GMT
#76
holy shit i just read days post ROFL. HAHAHAA.. the gun in the head trying to cum part was epic. wow. that was LOLLLL.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 19 2008 08:41 GMT
#77
I thought TL is a no-fap-zone

I honestly have never been caught masturbating, but there was this one time...

My ex-girlfriend (gf at the time) and I are on the same Cross Country team at our high school and we were riding a Grey Hound bus to South Carolina for a race (we live in Orlando FL btw). Were into our like 6th hour of driving and her best friend sitting next to us fell asleep so we did what all teenagers would do... masturbated each other of course lol.

And wouldn't you know it, as her hands are rubbing my dick her friend fucking wakes up. And she screams. Loudly. And the ENTIRE bus turns around and sees me and my gf with a little blanket tent over my crouch and I turn red as hell and my coach is like " i think you should sit up at the front". And i have to stand up with a throbbing boner and walk down the bus isle for everyone to see.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT OF MY LIFE.

My buddies never let me forget it either lol

boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
July 19 2008 08:55 GMT
#78
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
July 19 2008 09:02 GMT
#79
rofl DanceCommander
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Pellucidity
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Netherlands377 Posts
July 19 2008 09:06 GMT
#80
You'd have to be pretty reckless to get caught >_>
"NO MUCH. WHY ARE YOUR SCARABS SO STUPID" - Tasteless
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