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SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
July 19 2008 02:00 GMT
#21
On July 19 2008 10:58 QuietIdiot wrote:
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.


Do you guys stare at each other when this takes place?
I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
July 19 2008 02:01 GMT
#22
WHy is teamliquid.net now so full of pr0n? .

It seems like there always a thread relating to pr0n, sexuality or something among those subjects every day now. .

And No.
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Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 19 2008 02:04 GMT
#23
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 19 2008 02:04 GMT
#24
On July 19 2008 10:58 QuietIdiot wrote:
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.


Keeping this quoted for later.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
July 19 2008 02:05 GMT
#25
On July 19 2008 11:01 funkie wrote:
WHy is teamliquid.net now so full of pr0n? .

It seems like there always a thread relating to pr0n, sexuality or something among those subjects every day now. .

And No.


It's almost like most of the posters are young males... hmm.
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
July 19 2008 02:05 GMT
#26
No.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 02:08:32
July 19 2008 02:08 GMT
#27
On July 19 2008 11:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"

Haha, This was actually the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. I'm glad someone posted it
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DamageControL
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States4222 Posts
July 19 2008 02:08 GMT
#28
On July 19 2008 11:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
Show nested quote +
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WOW
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Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-05 23:28:49
July 19 2008 02:09 GMT
#29
As you may know, I am a respectable individual who posts only the maturest and truest of tales.
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 02:12:32
July 19 2008 02:12 GMT
#30
it was pitch dark at like 4:30 in the morning, with only the laptop providing light. my roommate opened the door to my room and i slammed the laptop closed, dick in hand, and there was like 10 seconds of awkward silence in total darkness

then he was like "corey can you forge me a doctor's note?"
me: if you leave the room right now
him: i didn't see anything
me: ok
him: ...i wish i did

he even tried to break the ice with an awkward gay joke. bless his heart
SpiritoftheTunA
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States20903 Posts
July 19 2008 02:16 GMT
#31
LOL SEAN

WHAT
posting on liquid sites in current year
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 19 2008 02:19 GMT
#32
lmao Day[9] I hope thats not a true story...
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
Day[9]
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
United States7366 Posts
July 19 2008 02:19 GMT
#33
On July 19 2008 11:19 YanGpaN wrote:
lmao Day[9] I hope thats not a true story...


rofl of course it is, and its a damn good story too

i use it in my standup comedy routines sometimes
Whenever I encounter some little hitch, or some of my orbs get out of orbit, nothing pleases me so much as to make the crooked straight and crush down uneven places. www.day9.tv
iloveHieu
Profile Joined November 2007
United States1919 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-19 02:25:12
July 19 2008 02:22 GMT
#34
pretty close couple times but I pulled it off, either that or my parents let it go :D

edit: and I don't think jacking off too much is healthy, couple times a week is fine..
Xellos <3
obloquy
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States265 Posts
July 19 2008 02:24 GMT
#35
Thankfully, I've never been caught. But if I ever do get caught, it will be a stewardess who catches me and it will be intentional. :p
That was an unknown unknown.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
July 19 2008 02:26 GMT
#36
This one time, I was on a plane.. and this woman was sleeping so..

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

HOW EMBARRASSING :D
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
BaDayOri
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Korea (South)469 Posts
July 19 2008 02:28 GMT
#37
by my sister..awkward as fuck

all she said was what are you doing and I said uhhh and she just went back in her room
and no homo but you better show your boy respect, before the heck blow your head off like oral sex -CASSIDY
Ozarugold
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
2716 Posts
July 19 2008 02:31 GMT
#38
Do it often, never been caught. This thread brings much awkwardness.
this is my quote.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
July 19 2008 02:32 GMT
#39
There are three liars in this thread.
RIP Aaliyah
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
July 19 2008 02:33 GMT
#40
On July 19 2008 11:28 BaDayOri wrote:
by my sister..awkward as fuck

all she said was what are you doing and I said uhhh and she just went back in her room


was it your older or younger sister?

she must have been like, "뭐 하니? -_-;;"
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