<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

July 19 2008 02:04 GMT

#24

On July 19 2008 10:58 QuietIdiot wrote:
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.

Keeping this quoted for later.

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

July 19 2008 02:05 GMT

#25

On July 19 2008 11:01 funkie wrote:
WHy is teamliquid.net now so full of pr0n?

.

It seems like there always a thread relating to pr0n, sexuality or something among those subjects every day now.

.

And No.

It's almost like most of the posters are young males... hmm.

{CC}StealthBlue

United States41117 Posts

July 19 2008 02:05 GMT

#26

No.

Hurricane

United States3939 Posts

July 19 2008 02:08 GMT

#27

On July 19 2008 11:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote:
<`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding
<MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking
<MYM|DayNine> go in a different room
<`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing
<`DeadVessel> LOL
<mnm> ><
<MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off
<MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit
<MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer
<`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless
<mnm> brotherly love
<MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up
<MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother
<MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game
<MYM|DayNine> and i finish
<MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones
<MYM|DayNine> turn around
<MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked
<MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer
<MYM|DayNine> and honestly
<rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread
<MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad
<mnm> lol
<MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..."
<`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread?
<MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?"

Haha, This was actually the first thing I thought of when I saw this thread. I'm glad someone posted it

DamageControL

United States4222 Posts

July 19 2008 02:08 GMT

#28

On July 19 2008 11:04 PsycHOTemplar wrote:

Show nested quote +

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
WOW

Day[9]

United States7366 Posts

July 19 2008 02:09 GMT

#29

As you may know, I am a respectable individual who posts only the maturest and truest of tales.

yubee

United States3826 Posts

July 19 2008 02:12 GMT

#30

it was pitch dark at like 4:30 in the morning, with only the laptop providing light. my roommate opened the door to my room and i slammed the laptop closed, dick in hand, and there was like 10 seconds of awkward silence in total darkness

then he was like "corey can you forge me a doctor's note?"
me: if you leave the room right now
him: i didn't see anything
me: ok
him: ...i wish i did

he even tried to break the ice with an awkward gay joke. bless his heart

SpiritoftheTunA

United States20903 Posts

July 19 2008 02:16 GMT

#31

LOL SEAN

WHAT

YPang

United States4024 Posts

July 19 2008 02:19 GMT

#32

lmao Day[9] I hope thats not a true story...

Day[9]

United States7366 Posts

July 19 2008 02:19 GMT

#33

On July 19 2008 11:19 YanGpaN wrote:
lmao Day[9] I hope thats not a true story...

rofl of course it is, and its a damn good story too

i use it in my standup comedy routines sometimes

iloveHieu

United States1919 Posts

July 19 2008 02:22 GMT

#34

pretty close couple times but I pulled it off, either that or my parents let it go :D

edit: and I don't think jacking off too much is healthy, couple times a week is fine..

obloquy

United States265 Posts

July 19 2008 02:24 GMT

#35

Thankfully, I've never been caught. But if I ever do get caught, it will be a stewardess who catches me and it will be intentional. :p

Chef

10810 Posts

July 19 2008 02:26 GMT

#36

This one time, I was on a plane.. and this woman was sleeping so..

http://startelegram.typepad.com/sky_talk/2008/03/woman-files-law.html

HOW EMBARRASSING :D

BaDayOri

Korea (South)469 Posts

July 19 2008 02:28 GMT

#37

by my sister..awkward as fuck

all she said was what are you doing and I said uhhh and she just went back in her room

Ozarugold

2716 Posts

July 19 2008 02:31 GMT

#38

Do it often, never been caught. This thread brings much awkwardness.

DoctorHelvetica

United States15034 Posts

July 19 2008 02:32 GMT

#39

There are three liars in this thread.

CapO

United States1615 Posts

July 19 2008 02:33 GMT

#40

On July 19 2008 11:28 BaDayOri wrote:
by my sister..awkward as fuck

all she said was what are you doing and I said uhhh and she just went back in her room

was it your older or younger sister?

she must have been like, "뭐 하니? -_-;;"