EPTthis is pretty weird. I don't care that you do it but I don't wanna know about it PLEASE.
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gogogadgetflow
United States2583 Posts
this is pretty weird. I don't care that you do it but I don't wanna know about it PLEASE. | ||
Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
On May 09 2010 10:15 Triscuit wrote: Two hints: 1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it. 2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act. For #1, does Incognito mode clear Flash's data as well? I know that Firefox's "Clear all Private Data" does NOT clear data that websites store in Flash. So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data.  (I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )For #2, this is very true. If you train your housemates into perceiving a locked door, or a "just a minute" before you answer the door, as a normal occurrence, then if they do "catch" you, it'll be a lot easier for you to play it off as nothing out of the ordinary. But seriously, why do people just walk in on others when their bedroom doors are closed? The only reason to do it is if you want to see the person either naked (changing) or masturbating.  | ||
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Pape
Serbia419 Posts
Basically he got caught jacking off by his wife to some black girls porn, she immediately dropped something she was holding in her hands when she walked into the room and dropped to the ground crying! haha this story is so damn funny to me | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On May 10 2010 04:46 Bill307 wrote: So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data. (I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )Please tell me the location of the sacred folder, O wise one. | ||
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Chronopolis
Canada1484 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
Though on several occasions I've had people come into my room after the fact and I never bothered to put away the hitachi. Whoops. | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote: http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html I think O_O you sir are a genius. ROFL at the text when you realise it's not an image but actually the manger lol... Bill is this the one you were talking about? | ||
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Cirrus
United Kingdom134 Posts
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote: http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html I think Holy crap. DELETE. | ||
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Vain
Netherlands1115 Posts
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote: http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html I think Wow, nice find^^ | ||
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fonger
United Kingdom1218 Posts
On May 09 2010 10:15 Triscuit wrote: Two hints: 1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it. 2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act. I have had a few experiences where I think it's been pretty obvious what I was doing. Once my roommate came home and tried the doorknob. Luckily it was locked. I wasn't expecting him back, so I just thought it was one of my suitemates (the guys who live in the same dorm but a different bedroom) and so I ignored it. Then I heard keys jingling on the other side, and I'm like SHITSHITSHIT. So I close down the window and am in the process of pulling up my shorts as he comes in. We just kinda sit in awkward silence for a while and he says "It's hard to be condescending when drunk." Haha love that last line. | ||
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Foreplay
United States1154 Posts
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote: http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html I think o wow that was eye opening for me. Do you know of any way to make that not record your history? | ||
flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts
On May 09 2010 03:56 Phrujbaz wrote: First of all you have the people who have simply never jacked off yet. Then there are the people with sexually active girlfriends. Then there are (a few) asexual people. Come on I'm asexual. Bad experiences plus the school-induced need to study and do other things just leads me to not caring. Watch me become a monk one day. Oh wait there's college | ||
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote: http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html I think Yep, that's the list. Behold all the porn sites you visited thinking you left no trace! You can also find it at the following location in WinXP: C: -> Documents and Settings -> user -> Application Data -> Macromedia -> Flash Player | ||
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
On May 10 2010 13:33 Foreplay wrote: o wow that was eye opening for me. Do you know of any way to make that not record your history? No, there doesn't appear to be an option to do this. Even if you deny storage space for a website, for example, the website still shows up in the list so that Flash can keep track of your privacy options for it. | ||
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void_type
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On May 10 2010 04:46 Bill307 wrote: .For #1, does Incognito mode clear Flash's data as well? I know that Firefox's "Clear all Private Data" does NOT clear data that websites store in Flash. So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data. (I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )For #2, this is very true. If you train your housemates into perceiving a locked door, or a "just a minute" before you answer the door, as a normal occurrence, then if they do "catch" you, it'll be a lot easier for you to play it off as nothing out of the ordinary. But seriously, why do people just walk in on others when their bedroom doors are closed? The only reason to do it is if you want to see the person either naked (changing) or masturbating. There is an Firefox addon to clear all of your flash data on the fly. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6623 Anywho this is a very funny thread. And no I haven't been caught yet but tehre have been come close calls. | ||
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WniO
United States2706 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
Which actually reminds me of this Blockbuster in my town, where there's a doorway leading to the adult section with a sign on the doorway saying "Jesus is watching you". | ||
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Darcius
Canada16 Posts
Most boxers ignore this though. | ||
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Height
United States53 Posts
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