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gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
May 09 2010 19:17 GMT
#541
On May 09 2010 07:23 rwan wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 19 2008 10:58 QuietIdiot wrote:
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.


Dude... what. the. fuck.


this is pretty weird. I don't care that you do it but I don't wanna know about it PLEASE.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
May 09 2010 19:46 GMT
#542
On May 09 2010 10:15 Triscuit wrote:
Two hints:

1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it.

2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act.

For #1, does Incognito mode clear Flash's data as well? I know that Firefox's "Clear all Private Data" does NOT clear data that websites store in Flash.

So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data.

(I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )


For #2, this is very true. If you train your housemates into perceiving a locked door, or a "just a minute" before you answer the door, as a normal occurrence, then if they do "catch" you, it'll be a lot easier for you to play it off as nothing out of the ordinary.

But seriously, why do people just walk in on others when their bedroom doors are closed? The only reason to do it is if you want to see the person either naked (changing) or masturbating.
Pape
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
Serbia419 Posts
May 09 2010 19:54 GMT
#543
I have never been caught but this reminds me off a good friend from my gym, who is all American farmer boy, great and usually quiet guy.

Basically he got caught jacking off by his wife to some black girls porn, she immediately dropped something she was holding in her hands when she walked into the room and dropped to the ground crying! haha this story is so damn funny to me
good luck have fun!
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-09 22:40:11
May 09 2010 22:39 GMT
#544
On May 10 2010 04:46 Bill307 wrote:
So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data.

(I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )

Please tell me the location of the sacred folder, O wise one.
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Chronopolis
Profile Joined April 2009
Canada1484 Posts
May 09 2010 22:47 GMT
#545
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
May 10 2010 00:17 GMT
#546
Actually been "caught"? No.

Though on several occasions I've had people come into my room after the fact and I never bothered to put away the hitachi. Whoops.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
tru_power22
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada385 Posts
May 10 2010 00:28 GMT
#547
Nope never been caught. Never want to be caught.
Smoke Errday!
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
May 10 2010 00:36 GMT
#548
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think

O_O you sir are a genius. ROFL at the text when you realise it's not an image but actually the manger lol...

Bill is this the one you were talking about?
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Cirrus
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United Kingdom134 Posts
May 10 2010 01:04 GMT
#549
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think


Holy crap.

DELETE.
:)
Vain
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Netherlands1115 Posts
May 10 2010 01:27 GMT
#550
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think


Wow, nice find^^
Battle.net 2.0 is a waiter and he's a dick
fonger
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United Kingdom1218 Posts
May 10 2010 04:23 GMT
#551
On May 09 2010 10:15 Triscuit wrote:
Two hints:

1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it.

2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act.

I have had a few experiences where I think it's been pretty obvious what I was doing.

Once my roommate came home and tried the doorknob. Luckily it was locked. I wasn't expecting him back, so I just thought it was one of my suitemates (the guys who live in the same dorm but a different bedroom) and so I ignored it. Then I heard keys jingling on the other side, and I'm like SHITSHITSHIT. So I close down the window and am in the process of pulling up my shorts as he comes in. We just kinda sit in awkward silence for a while and he says "It's hard to be condescending when drunk."

Haha love that last line.
Foreplay
Profile Joined May 2008
United States1154 Posts
May 10 2010 04:33 GMT
#552
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think

o wow that was eye opening for me. Do you know of any way to make that not record your history?
Better than Pokebunny
flamewheel
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts
May 10 2010 05:00 GMT
#553
On May 09 2010 03:56 Phrujbaz wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 03:07 Iplaythings wrote:
84 in that poll lie.

First of all you have the people who have simply never jacked off yet.

Then there are the people with sexually active girlfriends.

Then there are (a few) asexual people.

Come on

I'm asexual.
Bad experiences plus the school-induced need to study and do other things just leads me to not caring.

Watch me become a monk one day. Oh wait there's college
Writerdamn, i was two days from retirement
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
May 10 2010 05:07 GMT
#554
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think

Yep, that's the list. Behold all the porn sites you visited thinking you left no trace!

You can also find it at the following location in WinXP:
C: -> Documents and Settings -> user -> Application Data -> Macromedia -> Flash Player
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
May 10 2010 05:15 GMT
#555
On May 10 2010 13:33 Foreplay wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 10 2010 07:47 Chronopolis wrote:
http://www.macromedia.com/support/documentation/en/flashplayer/help/settings_manager07.html

I think

o wow that was eye opening for me. Do you know of any way to make that not record your history?

No, there doesn't appear to be an option to do this. Even if you deny storage space for a website, for example, the website still shows up in the list so that Flash can keep track of your privacy options for it.
void_type
Profile Joined May 2010
4 Posts
May 10 2010 06:33 GMT
#556
On May 10 2010 04:46 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 10:15 Triscuit wrote:
Two hints:

1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it.

2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act.

For #1, does Incognito mode clear Flash's data as well? I know that Firefox's "Clear all Private Data" does NOT clear data that websites store in Flash.

So if you want to mess with someone and see what porn sites they've been looking at, the place to look is not the browser's history or cache, but rather Flash's application data.

(I imagine a lot of people who think there is no trace of porn browsing on their computers are going to feel shocked when they see this folder, as I was. )


For #2, this is very true. If you train your housemates into perceiving a locked door, or a "just a minute" before you answer the door, as a normal occurrence, then if they do "catch" you, it'll be a lot easier for you to play it off as nothing out of the ordinary.

But seriously, why do people just walk in on others when their bedroom doors are closed? The only reason to do it is if you want to see the person either naked (changing) or masturbating.
.

There is an Firefox addon to clear all of your flash data on the fly. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/6623

Anywho this is a very funny thread. And no I haven't been caught yet but tehre have been come close calls.
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
May 10 2010 18:03 GMT
#557
well that didnt last very long. fuck. aright will try again.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 10 2010 21:31 GMT
#558
Actually, everyone here who's religious gets caught masturbating by their deity. After all, what god can't see through roofs?

Which actually reminds me of this Blockbuster in my town, where there's a doorway leading to the adult section with a sign on the doorway saying "Jesus is watching you".
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Darcius
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada16 Posts
May 18 2010 04:29 GMT
#559
Professional athletes are asked not to masturbate or engage in sex the day of competition.
Most boxers ignore this though.
Height
Profile Joined May 2010
United States53 Posts
May 19 2010 03:47 GMT
#560
Day[9]'s story made me laugh harder than I have in a long time.
Practice, practice, practice, practice...
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