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Phrujbaz
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Netherlands512 Posts
May 08 2010 18:56 GMT
#521
On May 09 2010 03:07 Iplaythings wrote:
84 in that poll lie.

First of all you have the people who have simply never jacked off yet.

Then there are the people with sexually active girlfriends.

Then there are (a few) asexual people.

Come on
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
May 08 2010 19:30 GMT
#522
funny story to add:

one time in highschool i went to work after jackin it and left some anal porn up for my whole family to see. LOL my mom called me at work and was like wtf? i just said : mom im a guy lay off and she was like ok....gross
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
FusionCutter
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada974 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-08 21:29:38
May 08 2010 21:29 GMT
#523
Is there really any biological advantages of not fapping?

ie.
More energy? Reduced chance of balding? More mental clarity? Increased libido?
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 08 2010 21:35 GMT
#524
Increased chance of prostate cancer, but that's about it really.

I guess you can argue that wet dreams naturally prevent the build up of semen so fapping is not "necessary".
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
BrownBear
Profile Joined March 2010
United States6894 Posts
May 08 2010 22:03 GMT
#525
On May 09 2010 06:29 Liquid_Turbo wrote:
Is there really any biological advantages of not fapping?

ie.
More energy? Reduced chance of balding? More mental clarity? Increased libido?


None have yet been found, to the best of my knowledge. Doesn't mean there aren't any, just means they haven't been discovered. Although, some would say that having wet dreams would be one of the rather large disadvantages of not fapping
SUNSFANNED
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
May 08 2010 22:07 GMT
#526
i wonder if there is a forum for women that asks the same exact question...
Is it in you?
rwan
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada68 Posts
May 08 2010 22:23 GMT
#527
On July 19 2008 10:58 QuietIdiot wrote:
My brother and I do this all the time in the same room. We just don't give a fuck.


Dude... what. the. fuck.
...But the parasites say NO!
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
May 08 2010 22:32 GMT
#528
On May 09 2010 07:03 BrownBear wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 06:29 Liquid_Turbo wrote:
Is there really any biological advantages of not fapping?

ie.
More energy? Reduced chance of balding? More mental clarity? Increased libido?


None have yet been found, to the best of my knowledge. Doesn't mean there aren't any, just means they haven't been discovered. Although, some would say that having wet dreams would be one of the rather large disadvantages of not fapping

@Liquid_Turbo:
why do you hate fapping so much? fapping is kind of like sex with one person.

@BrownBear
i'd be one of the first to know if there were any disadvantages, don't worry. but the only thing i can think of is... fapping leads to more fapping?
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Chupacabra(UCSD)
Profile Joined December 2009
Mexico225 Posts
May 08 2010 22:33 GMT
#529
I've never been caught, but I remember in the 6th grade I would ask the nun that taught my "religion class" for permission to go to the restroom... I would usually come back life half an hour later.
Never pass up a good thing.
SHr3DD3r
Profile Joined March 2009
Pakistan2137 Posts
May 08 2010 22:36 GMT
#530
This one time. I was looking at pictures and had not actually started jerking off - when my mom came into my room. Now look, I have this scenario prepared where I have 3-4 different non-porn folders open and I just click them if I hear someone coming near my room. It works 98% of the time. This time I panicked more than usual and DOUBLE clicked the folder...... So it opened and then minimized......


My mom screamed "OMG WTF!?! STUDY!" And she closes the door abusing....

I assumed she would check my PC after this so I deleted all my porn and internet history
Hit them hard! Hit them low! - Forever a Bisu Fan!~!
OPSavioR
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden1465 Posts
May 08 2010 22:39 GMT
#531
On May 09 2010 07:33 Chupacabra(UCSD) wrote:
I've never been caught, but I remember in the 6th grade I would ask the nun that taught my "religion class" for permission to go to the restroom... I would usually come back life half an hour later.

omg crazy kid
i dunno lol
GenesisX
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada4267 Posts
May 08 2010 22:49 GMT
#532
ITT : Lies
133 221 333 123 111
Triscuit
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States722 Posts
May 09 2010 01:15 GMT
#533
Two hints:

1. The Google Chrome browser has an "incognito window" that doesn't save anything to the history, cache, or cookies. Use it.

2. Most doors have locks. I'd rather my parents/roommate/siblings THINK I was masturbating than actually catching me in the act.

I have had a few experiences where I think it's been pretty obvious what I was doing.

Once my roommate came home and tried the doorknob. Luckily it was locked. I wasn't expecting him back, so I just thought it was one of my suitemates (the guys who live in the same dorm but a different bedroom) and so I ignored it. Then I heard keys jingling on the other side, and I'm like SHITSHITSHIT. So I close down the window and am in the process of pulling up my shorts as he comes in. We just kinda sit in awkward silence for a while and he says "It's hard to be condescending when drunk."
Spaztick
Profile Joined April 2010
United States25 Posts
May 09 2010 02:13 GMT
#534
One of the major disadvantages to fapping is it causes threads like these to be truth.

I think I have, but I'm not sure as I have a paranoid streak in me, but just because you're paranoid etc etc.
7v1 comp-stomp world champion.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
May 09 2010 05:10 GMT
#535
When your sister comes in, keep fapping.
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GeMicles
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Canada307 Posts
May 09 2010 05:14 GMT
#536
if you voted i dont jack off, you are lying
i pikachu in the shower
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
May 09 2010 11:32 GMT
#537
On May 09 2010 07:32 Sephy69 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 09 2010 07:03 BrownBear wrote:
On May 09 2010 06:29 Liquid_Turbo wrote:
Is there really any biological advantages of not fapping?

ie.
More energy? Reduced chance of balding? More mental clarity? Increased libido?


None have yet been found, to the best of my knowledge. Doesn't mean there aren't any, just means they haven't been discovered. Although, some would say that having wet dreams would be one of the rather large disadvantages of not fapping

@Liquid_Turbo:
why do you hate fapping so much? fapping is kind of like sex with one person.

@BrownBear
i'd be one of the first to know if there were any disadvantages, don't worry. but the only thing i can think of is... fapping leads to more fapping?

arent you a chick?
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Stopdroproll
Profile Joined March 2010
United States101 Posts
May 09 2010 19:06 GMT
#538
Nope, close calls though.
But at what cost?
NeCroPoTeNce
Profile Joined July 2009
United States513 Posts
May 09 2010 19:12 GMT
#539
Not yet, and hopefully never, cuz I usually make sure my parents arent home, or at least they're busy doing something.
zerg all the way! Lee Jaedong hwaiting
Cirno
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada168 Posts
May 09 2010 19:14 GMT
#540
what if getting caught on purpose is your sexual thrill
NrG.Cirno
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