EPTFor example last Friday we had a sub in the class, and like always this kid sat down and just started rubbing out one in the middle of class... 3 people noticed told him to stop before the sub see's and soon as the sub turn's around she asks him to stand up. He not caring just stood up with a tent (mind he has shorts on always)... the sub didn't know what to do and called security i believe that day he got arrested since he was escorted out of the class with the police right behind him... Even after all that the kid keeps doing it on a weekly basics... Seems to always make me laugh even though this started from the very beginning.
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km123
United States13 Posts
For example last Friday we had a sub in the class, and like always this kid sat down and just started rubbing out one in the middle of class... 3 people noticed told him to stop before the sub see's and soon as the sub turn's around she asks him to stand up. He not caring just stood up with a tent (mind he has shorts on always)... the sub didn't know what to do and called security i believe that day he got arrested since he was escorted out of the class with the police right behind him... Even after all that the kid keeps doing it on a weekly basics... Seems to always make me laugh even though this started from the very beginning. | ||
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hellobye
Canada82 Posts
On May 08 2010 11:24 trackd00r wrote: I don't know if this counts but i will tell this. It happened some months ago... I'm clueless how my little brother checked my laptop history (or open tabs) where I had Porn hub on ¬¬. The thing is that once, I listened him eating cookies (i love cookies <3) so I went out of my room and attempted to ask him for some. Here it is, as i asked him, I looked to the TV for 0.5 seconds, with the url www.pornhub.com typed in with his Wii. I said 'Can i have some cookies' then he was like, 'GTFO i'm busy'. I walked downstairs to my kitchen and i was like 'omg, I'm fucked'. Some days later, alone at home, I tried to go on PH on the Wii. Luckily, he couldn't open pretty much any porn page... Anyways he will discover when his PC gets fixed  oh god use private browsing! | ||
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XazXio
United States356 Posts
Its night two and im sleeping in the living room, parrents outside in trailer, and everyone else is tucked away in thier beds. I was the one to go to sleep the last and i was sitting on the couch. I was letting my mind drift like i do every night before bed but this time it went strait to thinking about this girl i had a crush on back in my town. and about five minutes after thinking about it and slowly the campers raised the tent, i knew that i had to do it. So i get up and i walk to the bathroom on the otherside of the living room, and procied by locking the door. I got some toilet paper on the sink at my disposal and i lower my pants to around my ankles. and i sat out the counter because i though i could sit on the toilet but i dont know how tight it was held on and i didnt want to make too much noice from pulling the seat back and forth. So i start and i keep going. i manage to keep the noice down to a minimal so that i dont alarm anyone. I finaly after like five minutes (this is a long time when you have to do it in a rush) and im getting readdy looking around for the toilet paper. little did i know at the time when i sat down on the counter i was sitting on the toilet paper. so im freaking out holding my dick like a garden house as slowly with time the fluids would leek out then just burst like a valcano. So the first thing i could think of was quickly get off the counter and aim for the toilet. i do that i got some on the rim of the toilet and the floor and im like fuck then look over to see my toilet paper cleaner upper that had darkened from when i sat on it. i pick it up start wipping it off my head, the floor, and the rim of the toilet bowl and i throw it into the toilet. (this point im just glad that i didnt get it on the bathroom mat) i hear a knock on the door and then my aunt goes, "You ok in there?" I reply, "Yeah im fine, just the burgers didnt like me though." she says, "Oh, sorry. Hope you feel better in the morning." After this escuse i had to sit around the bathroom for another ten minutes, flush the toilet before i could go back to the couch and sleep. Best road trip ever. | ||
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JitnikoVi
Russian Federation396 Posts
YOUR LIEING !!!! ^_^ | ||
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Suc
Australia1569 Posts
On May 08 2010 12:00 JitnikoVi wrote: to all the people who said they dont jackoff, unless you are religious or 45+ ... YOUR LIEING !!!! ^_^ I don't fit into either of those categories and I don't jack off... | ||
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
On May 08 2010 12:09 Suc wrote: I don't fit into either of those categories and I don't jack off... do you not have a penis? may i ask why you don't? i guess i just asked, anyway, answer me | ||
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SilentCrono
United States1420 Posts
On May 08 2010 12:10 Sephy69 wrote: do you not have a penis? may i ask why you don't? i guess i just asked, anyway, answer me maybe he just gets to have sex so much that jacking off is pointless? lol | ||
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teamsolid
Canada3668 Posts
On May 06 2010 15:08 Bub wrote: thats nothing try fingering your sister while BOTH parents are asleep on the same bed. Whoa... how the hell did that happen | ||
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Atinho
United States36 Posts
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
Second most embarrassing moment of my life: when she caught me doing it again. | ||
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FireGuyX
United States1712 Posts
Oh wait we are talking about embarrassing moments. | ||
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Floophead_III
United States1832 Posts
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Rickilicious
United States220 Posts
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SilverSkyLark
Philippines8437 Posts
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gogogadgetflow
United States2583 Posts
On May 08 2010 12:09 Suc wrote: I don't fit into either of those categories and I don't jack off... failed to address the last category. not many people admit to being a lying scumbag that easily. | ||
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Wi)nD
Canada719 Posts
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NeVeR
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
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EmeraldSparks
United States1451 Posts
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danbel1005
United States1319 Posts
On July 19 2008 10:35 YPang wrote: Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say? Yes, at home, I remember that person yelling at me "why the **** you didn't lock the door plus that's not how your suppose to do it You Noob".  | ||
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