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Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-20 00:51:21
July 20 2008 00:48 GMT
#161
On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:
Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say?

I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught.
When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew.



Ummm are you sure you don't want to reword that, or explain why?Sleeping with your father on a King sized bed while you were 12 and jerking it.

Sounds really, really bad. I wouldn't be surprised if almost everyone here got caught jerking off in some manner.

And, yeah. The cookie monster wins this thread on a landside. lol
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 20 2008 00:48 GMT
#162
On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:
On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol


stole my idea



if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies

that was going to be my excuse

You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.


I've done this before, it's great fun watching them frantically fail at clicking the icon and claim it's a virus.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Showtime!
Profile Joined November 2007
Canada2938 Posts
July 20 2008 00:53 GMT
#163
that's so awesome.

i think i'll do that to the gf right now.
Mini skirt season is right around the corner. ☻
TheOvermind77
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States923 Posts
July 20 2008 00:55 GMT
#164
TL threads like this remind me of the possible solution to my current boredom.
Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
July 20 2008 01:09 GMT
#165
With girlfriends, it's more fun to put folders on your own computer.

"Porn"
"Embarassing Porn"
"Illegal Porn"
"Unforgivable Porn"

Fill it up with lolcats with filenames like, "anal_projectile_073of384.jpg"
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
FirstBorn
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
Romania3955 Posts
July 20 2008 01:11 GMT
#166
Nope, never been caught even though i do it quite often.

I guess I'm just lucky.

God, Sean, so you we're close to death but still wanted to get orgasm ?
SonuvBob: Yes, the majority of TL is college-aged, and thus clearly stupid.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
July 20 2008 01:50 GMT
#167
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]

That
is
amazing

I love you.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
July 20 2008 01:53 GMT
#168
What I want to know, Cloud, is how well you get along with your sister right now? I assume it's normal lolol
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CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-20 02:02:51
July 20 2008 02:02 GMT
#169
am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?
SNSD fan
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
July 20 2008 02:12 GMT
#170
My roommate walked in on me to ask if I wanted to get some food with everyone else.

It was awkward...the fucker learned to knock and wait 'til I answered after that if my door was closed...

-____-;;
Hello
n3m0
Profile Joined January 2007
Portugal247 Posts
July 20 2008 02:30 GMT
#171
I _ALMOST_ got caught 2 times!

First time it was when i was 12 in the bathroom :p

Second time was when i was 14 in my bedroom :D

Since then i've developed my cloaking skillz, never to be _ALMOST_ caught again.. ;DD Moahah
Former WGT Clan League Admin - Former Portugal A team manager - Former member of MgZ) / iG. / LRM) - Starcraft Broodwar
Ancestral
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States3230 Posts
July 20 2008 02:38 GMT
#172
On July 20 2008 11:02 CapO wrote:
am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?

Haha, I can't stop laughing about it. Even more awkward when my family asks "what are you laughing about." Usually if I say "something on the internet" they inquire no further.

The point is, he said "dressed like a bitch in the hot summer." Although it may just be me, I have no idea what he's talking about here. That may make sense in Italian but I was just WTF o_0. Never has anything that made so little sense been so funny, including those "this picture makes no sense" macros.
The Nature and purpose of the martial way are universal; all selfish desires must be roasted in the tempering fires of hard training. - Masutatsu Oyama
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
July 20 2008 02:47 GMT
#173
incest yo...
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Funchucks
Profile Joined June 2007
Canada2113 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-07-20 02:52:50
July 20 2008 02:51 GMT
#174
Dressed like a bitch?

Possibility #1:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Possibility #2:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure which one I find more disturbing.
I serve my houseguests slices of butter.
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17921 Posts
July 20 2008 02:55 GMT
#175
On July 20 2008 11:51 Funchucks wrote:
Dressed like a bitch?

Possibility #1:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Possibility #2:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure which one I find more disturbing.


LOL
god i spend alot of time in this thread..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
July 20 2008 03:02 GMT
#176
PLEASE sticky this thread <3
Krohm
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1857 Posts
July 20 2008 03:08 GMT
#177
On July 20 2008 11:02 CapO wrote:
am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?

Yeah what the hell ClouD? That's sort of messed up... Wow.
Not bad for a cat toy.
tomatriedes
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
New Zealand5356 Posts
July 20 2008 03:28 GMT
#178
On July 20 2008 11:51 Funchucks wrote:
Dressed like a bitch?

Possibility #1:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]
Possibility #2:+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not sure which one I find more disturbing.


I'm laughing like a maniac after seeing these. This thread is too funny.

I jerked off when I was sleeping in the same room as my mum once when we were on holiday. I was trying to be quiet. I really hope she didn't hear me.
il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
July 20 2008 03:48 GMT
#179
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:
Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird [image loading]


Is she a half sister or your actual sister? and why were you masturbating while watching the mummy, or were you doing it to your sister? thats just gross

I was going on a family trip on a van to somewhere and I got a boner, my brother and sister were sleeping in the back and I was in the middle row by myself and all the lights were turned out, my parents in the front. I whip it out and start doing it and I actually got to cum but it was scary cuz my parents were looking up directions so the lights would turn on.

And for people who masturbate with girls, do they actually get an orgasm or you just turning them on?
yubee
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States3826 Posts
July 20 2008 03:56 GMT
#180
the mummy is a good movie!
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