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On July 19 2008 10:35 YanGpaN wrote:
Serious question here, have you ever been caught jacking off? Do you remember where, and what did the other person say?
I'd like to openly admit that yes i've been caught.
When i was like 12 years old, i was sleeping on the same king sized mattress as my dad, then he started feeling the bed tremble, and he never really addressed the issue to me directly, but i sorta knew that he knew.
Ummm are you sure you don't want to reword that, or explain why?Sleeping with your father on a King sized bed while you were 12 and jerking it.
Sounds really, really bad. I wouldn't be surprised if almost everyone here got caught jerking off in some manner.
And, yeah. The cookie monster wins this thread on a landside. lol
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On July 20 2008 08:45 Funchucks wrote:Show nested quote +On July 20 2008 08:38 GunsofthePatriots wrote:On July 20 2008 08:28 Kennigit wrote:
I convinced my parents that they got a virus that puts porn links in the history and address bar of IE but only after i leave. lololololol. Its amazing the things you can say with a straight face to people that understand little about computers lol stole my idea if I ever forgot to delete my history and all of my cookies that was going to be my excuse You know what's fun is to make a folder named "Horse Porn" or something like that, then take a screenshot, delete the folder, and set the screenshot as the wallpaper.
I've done this before, it's great fun watching them frantically fail at clicking the icon and claim it's a virus.
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that's so awesome.
i think i'll do that to the gf right now.
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TL threads like this remind me of the possible solution to my current boredom.
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With girlfriends, it's more fun to put folders on your own computer.
"Porn"
"Embarassing Porn"
"Illegal Porn"
"Unforgivable Porn"
Fill it up with lolcats with filenames like, "anal_projectile_073of384.jpg"
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Nope, never been caught even though i do it quite often.
I guess I'm just lucky.
God, Sean, so you we're close to death but still wanted to get orgasm ?
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On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif)
That
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I love you.
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What I want to know, Cloud, is how well you get along with your sister right now? I assume it's normal lolol
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am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?
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My roommate walked in on me to ask if I wanted to get some food with everyone else.
It was awkward...the fucker learned to knock and wait 'til I answered after that if my door was closed...
-____-;;
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I _ALMOST_ got caught 2 times!
First time it was when i was 12 in the bathroom :p
Second time was when i was 14 in my bedroom :D
Since then i've developed my cloaking skillz, never to be _ALMOST_ caught again.. ;DD Moahah
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On July 20 2008 11:02 CapO wrote:
am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?
Haha, I can't stop laughing about it. Even more awkward when my family asks "what are you laughing about." Usually if I say "something on the internet" they inquire no further.
The point is, he said "dressed like a bitch in the hot summer." Although it may just be me, I have no idea what he's talking about here. That may make sense in Italian but I was just WTF o_0. Never has anything that made so little sense been so funny, including those "this picture makes no sense" macros.
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LOL
god i spend alot of time in this thread..
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PLEASE sticky this thread <3
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On July 20 2008 11:02 CapO wrote:
am i the weird one here? cause im pretty disturbed by ClouD's post.
would you masturbate over your mom if she was dressed like a bitch in the hot summer?
Yeah what the hell ClouD? That's sort of messed up... Wow.
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I'm laughing like a maniac after seeing these. This thread is too funny.
I jerked off when I was sleeping in the same room as my mum once when we were on holiday. I was trying to be quiet. I really hope she didn't hear me.
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On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote:Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird
Is she a half sister or your actual sister? and why were you masturbating while watching the mummy, or were you doing it to your sister? thats just gross
I was going on a family trip on a van to somewhere and I got a boner, my brother and sister were sleeping in the back and I was in the middle row by myself and all the lights were turned out, my parents in the front. I whip it out and start doing it and I actually got to cum but it was scary cuz my parents were looking up directions so the lights would turn on.
And for people who masturbate with girls, do they actually get an orgasm or you just turning them on?
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the mummy is a good movie!
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