EPTHave you ever been caught jacking off? - Page 13
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kroko
Finland2136 Posts
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
On July 21 2008 22:28 wurm wrote: lol.. so many epic posts. Caught once by my older brother. It sucks having to share a room. My bro was in the other room watching tv or playing video games, me in our room with my favorite porn mag in hand. I took it slow since I thought I had all day, those unclothed babes giving me that tingling feeling. After a little bit, I sense it. The release. Right about the same damn time, my bro starts knocking on the door. Now imagine this, you're about to explode and somebody's at the door(of course it's locked, i wasn't stupid). What do I do? Continue beating it like there's no tomorrow. I shoot into a wad of napkins and here's the best part: My fuckin' brother picks the lock. There I was, on my bed, porn mag beside me, me clutching a handful of tissues and my dick. Thar you go, almost got caught a fair few times too. HAAHAH this thread is so golden! And i love how ClouD ends everything with his cookie monster, it gives me the feeling like hes like "zup wtf i dont care" | ||
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Funchucks
Canada2113 Posts
On July 22 2008 05:33 kroko wrote: Never caught jacking off, but caught fucking... Our mum busted us lol... It was np tho.. ![[image loading]](http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3817/kruemelmonsteryn0.gif) Not depraved enough for this thread. Had to fix it. | ||
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251
United States1401 Posts
On July 21 2008 22:06 iG.ClouD wrote: Haven't seen her in like 2 years, I don't have pics sorry :[ btw everytime I get caught by my parents they just tell me to stop being a nerd and go find a girlfriend. God I hate them aswell I knew italy was chill, but this is a whole new level of laid back | ||
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Kingsp4de20
United States716 Posts
I have been caught having sex though  I went to a party and brought this one chick back to my house with my and aparently we were being loud because I woke my mom up. She came in my room fuckin piiiiised off. All she said was get your clothes on and get the fuck down stairs. I guess we both smelled like alcohol so my parents decided to take the chick home because they didnt want me to be driving. Must have been akward for the poor girl hah. All in all wasnt so bad except my parents took me to get tested for stds ROFL. | ||
semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
A couple years ago I have my girlfriend over, we are sitting on the couch in the living room and start getting a little frisky. My roommate doesn't get off work for another two hours so I figure it's plenty of time and we start getting intimate right there on the couch. We aren't even five minutes in when I hear a key slide into the lock on the front door. As the key turns in the lock my girlfriend hears it too. She slips out from under me, grabs the only blanket on the couch and quickly dives around the corner of the living room out of sight. I stand up in search of something to cover myself with just as the front door swings open. My roommate takes a step into our apartment and freezes with one foot in the door and the other still outside. We make eye contact as I am standing alone in the middle of the living room completely naked and with my erection pointing right at him. After a few moments of awkward silence, which lasted about a century too long I ask if he could step outside for a second. He goes back outside without saying a thing. My girlfriend comes back out of hiding and the two of us get our clothes back on. After we get dressed I open the front door and see my roommate sitting on our steps texting someone. I tell him that he can come in now. I see a huge look of relief on his face as he comes inside and sees my girlfriend sitting on the couch and I can only imagine what he had thought up until that point. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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micronesia
United States24682 Posts
On July 21 2008 22:01 Yuljan wrote: how where you involved? or do your teachers tell their studenty their sex life? I bet you were the old men! I sure hope she didn't consider that event part of her sex life... | ||
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Smokin_Squirrel
Korea (South)674 Posts
On July 21 2008 15:25 MyStiC_Chaos wrote: I was fucking my couch (you know stick a bag and some lotion and squeeze the cushions) and I had the sound on the porn video that was full screen to highest. My family came home. You walk in seeing your son with his dick in between the cushions of your couch going back and forth. I think that's from one of the American Pie movies. | ||
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
On July 22 2008 18:02 Smokin_Squirrel wrote: I think that's from one of the American Pie movies. Busted? Gotta check this out further :O | ||
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SCC-Faust
United States3736 Posts
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
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_Grazze_
834 Posts
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0x64
Finland4556 Posts
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merz
Sweden2760 Posts
On July 22 2008 21:28 _Grazze_ wrote: Yes he was, I thought he meant in some of the other movies... Nope. A guy ejaculates on his own grandmother as she (and the guys mom and dad) walks in on him masturbating in front of the tv. The cum killed his grandmother (she died of shock I guess). It's like the only good scene in that movie :D Fucking the couch doesn't ring a bell from any American Pie movie afaik ;o | ||
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Tinithor
United States1552 Posts
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Tinithor
United States1552 Posts
On July 20 2008 05:17 iG.ClouD wrote: Well actually when I was like 14 I remember masturbating over my sister when we were watching The Mummy. I was on the bed covered with my blanket and she was on a chair dressed like a bitch in the hot summer. Then when I came she noticed something was going on and she laughed and kissed me on the cheek. That was just totally weird This is really wierd.... but somehow i can maybe kind of understand the situation, if your sister was really a whore.... lol, i love this thread. | ||
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shmay
United States1091 Posts
On July 22 2008 06:40 Funchucks wrote: Not depraved enough for this thread. Had to fix it. Just to be safe. | ||
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50CaL.AngeL
Canada69 Posts
"MOM ! Get out! " | ||
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SteelString
446 Posts
Crazy eh. True though | ||
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