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On February 07 2010 11:35 JohnColtrane wrote: handsome man why has recall not been patched yet
Cuz protoss.
On February 07 2010 11:50 TheAntZ wrote: how can i become stankin' rich?
Write a science fiction book and pass it off as a religion.
On February 07 2010 11:54 CharlieMurphy wrote: Are you the same man who made the crappy t-shirt for the TL shirt competition? Cause I heard your bad lieing on vent lol.
It couldn't have been me for I don't wear shirts. I bare my glistening chest wherever I go.
Again, it couldn't have been me for vent cannot handle the level of seductiveness that is my voice.
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how can an asian person grow a beard???
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On February 07 2010 11:56 CharlieMurphy wrote:Btw, I am more handsome than you. + Show Spoiler +
Well, I guess we'll have to settle this with a good ol' fashioned handsome-off.
+ Show Spoiler +*reveals provocative chest hair*
On February 07 2010 12:04 The_Australian wrote: Did three of your friends kill themselves by lighting a cigarette after having a gasoline fight?
also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome?
I have no friends, only wholly devoted fans.
The very first moment I realized my incredible beauty was probably when the doctor, nurses, and my parents all swooned at the sight of me stylishly meandering out of the urethra with a swagger and top hat.
On February 07 2010 12:16 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: would you rather sex the perfect woman (for the 2nd time, since you already have) or a clone of yourself?
Speaking from experience, I must say that I'm much better in bed than any woman.
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many year ago food grow on tree. now food grow on tree.
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I find ugliness to be a blight in this world - a blight only surpassed in magnitude by your almost inevitable death.
What will you do after you die?
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beardedwonder what's the best way to respond non-awkwardly to a compliment about your looks? Nice answers btw
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Do you play terran because you are handsome or is handsomeness a side effect of playing terran?
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Do you ever wonder what it might be like if you weren't so handsome?
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On February 07 2010 12:34 Djin)ftw( wrote: my penis is 11,5 cm long, whats that in inches, mom
ok thats like 4.5 inches. my gf thinks he is too small, what do you think?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
On February 07 2010 17:18 starfries wrote:aw man this was an amazing blog if he's still around i want to ask whether a mustache is an acceptable substitute for a beard if grown luxuriously enough
No, of course not. That's like asking if an electrical outlet is an acceptable substitute for a woman's vagina.
On February 08 2010 09:57 EsX_Raptor wrote: Do you shave your beard with bullets?
How insulting. Bullets are for elementary school kids. I shave my beard by juggling flaming chainsaws.
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BeardedWonder, if a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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Is there any way that I could buy a mask of your face, so I can have all the ladies swoon as I walk past them in the streets? I want to know how it feels to be handsome... And bearded.
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Do you hide another fist underneath your beard like chuck norris?
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On February 08 2010 14:33 TheBeardedWonder wrote:Show nested quote +On February 08 2010 09:57 EsX_Raptor wrote: Do you shave your beard with bullets? How insulting. Bullets are for elementary school kids. I shave my beard by juggling flaming chainsaws. Oh so you DO shave your beard eh?
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Is your attempt to establish your masculinity by making this thread meant to be a psychological reassurance ? Also, has this recent insecurity been caused by a recent incident or is it a deep insecurity that has been slowly eating away at you for years ?
Also, why the fuck is the lower right corner of the pretty banner with the horses missing ?
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On February 08 2010 10:06 FragKrag wrote: how can an asian person grow a beard???
Photoshop.
On February 08 2010 11:36 mahnini wrote: many year ago food grow on tree. now food grow on tree.
And further breaking news, fire is hot and the sky is blue. More on this at 11.
On February 08 2010 13:15 GoregAsm wrote: I find ugliness to be a blight in this world - a blight only surpassed in magnitude by your almost inevitable death.
What will you do after you die?
Well, right before I die, I would announce I left my entire riches and treasures somewhere in the world and if you find it, it's yours.
Then I would be in Valhalla, since that is the only place suitable for a handsome man with a majestic beard such as myself.
There in Valhalla, I would have civilized debates with Thor and Batman over who the hottest T-ara member is.
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On February 08 2010 13:28 zulu_nation8 wrote: beardedwonder what's the best way to respond non-awkwardly to a compliment about your looks? Nice answers btw
Hmm, I've never received compliments, only desperate pleas for sex.
But, I imagine it would go something like this:
Romantic interest: God, you're so hot. Me: Hey, you're right! I am pretty hot.
On February 08 2010 13:35 Sc1pio wrote: Do you play terran because you are handsome or is handsomeness a side effect of playing terran?
Throughout the history of starcraft, only the handsomest and manliest of men heed the call of the Terran race. Playing the other two inferior races is an admission of homosexuality, repulsiveness of the face, and/or lack of beard.
See; EffOrt, H.O.T-Forever, TheZerg, Tassadar, Horang2, and pretty much every other protoss player. Also see; TheBeardedWonder, Boxer, NaDa, Mind, DarkElf. Artosis, Idra, and the list goes on. Such hotties.
On February 08 2010 13:47 JadeFist wrote: Do you ever wonder what it might be like if you weren't so handsome?
I did once, and the world just seemed so bleak and devoid of life. I would never wish that upon this world.
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On February 09 2010 07:34 TheBeardedWonder wrote: Throughout the history of starcraft, only the handsomest and manliest of men heed the call of the Terran race. Playing the other two inferior races is an admission of homosexuality, repulsiveness of the face, and/or lack of beard.
See; EffOrt, H.O.T-Forever, TheZerg, Tassadar, Horang2, and pretty much every other protoss player. Also see; TheBeardedWonder, Boxer, NaDa, Mind, DarkElf. Artosis, Idra, and the list goes on. Such hotties.
Win
How can you ban such a handsome man?
Do you eat pork, the meat of kings?
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