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Djin)ftw(
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Germany3357 Posts
February 07 2010 03:34 GMT
#41
my penis is 11,5 cm long, whats that in inches, mom

ok thats like 4.5 inches. my gf thinks he is too small, what do you think?
"jk CLG best mindgames using the baron to counterthrow" - boesthius
Lexpar
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
1813 Posts
February 07 2010 03:45 GMT
#42
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote:
Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina?


Very good.
BanZu
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States3329 Posts
February 07 2010 03:53 GMT
#43
Damn they banned him
Sun Tzu once said, "Defiler becomes useless at the presences of a vessel."
Wohmfg
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United Kingdom1292 Posts
February 07 2010 03:57 GMT
#44
How did you guys know this was tdot?

Is it?
BW4Life!
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 04:06:01
February 07 2010 04:01 GMT
#45
no its not, its [RUTGERS]Astro


also he is wondering if he could get unbanned?
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
February 07 2010 04:02 GMT
#46
TheBeardedWonder was just banned by SonuvBob.

That account was created on 2009-10-04 03:13:13 and had 10 posts.

Reason: My sources tell me you shaved. You are nothing to me now.


lawl...
ilistis
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States828 Posts
February 07 2010 04:10 GMT
#47
Damn, i didn't get to ask a question
"The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones."-William Faulkner *_*_*_Kolll FAN_*_*_*
HeavOnEarth
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States7087 Posts
February 07 2010 06:01 GMT
#48
Aw, i thought this blog was in good humor. O well D:
"come korea next time... FXO house... 10 korean, 10 korean"
zer0das
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States8519 Posts
February 07 2010 06:03 GMT
#49
There's no Incontrol in this blog. Fail.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 07:53 GMT
#50
blame anna for occupying my time today

arrg this woulda been fun too rofl
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 07:54 GMT
#51
mod telling us "known" name of this troll would be nice?
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
February 07 2010 08:18 GMT
#52
aw man this was an amazing blog

if he's still around i want to ask whether a mustache is an acceptable substitute for a beard if grown luxuriously enough
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21550 Posts
February 07 2010 19:05 GMT
#53
On February 07 2010 13:01 AoN.DimSum wrote:
also he is wondering if he could get unbanned?

Ok, but we'll need proof of beardness. We don't take these things lightly.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 07 2010 19:48 GMT
#54
lol
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 07 2010 21:02 GMT
#55
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote:
Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina?


How does that make anyone gay?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 07 2010 23:16 GMT
#56
On February 08 2010 06:02 DivinO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote:
Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina?


How does that make anyone gay?

check blog section about a guy turning gay
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
February 07 2010 23:48 GMT
#57
Thank you for sharing your wisdom with us, kind handsome stranger.
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
AoN.DimSum
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States2983 Posts
February 08 2010 00:15 GMT
#58
On February 08 2010 04:05 SonuvBob wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 13:01 AoN.DimSum wrote:
also he is wondering if he could get unbanned?

Ok, but we'll need proof of beardness. We don't take these things lightly.



h/o i will get a picture
by my idol krokkis : "U better hope Finland wont have WCG next year and that I wont gain shitloads of skill, cause then I will wash ur mouth with soap, little man."
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 08 2010 00:52 GMT
#59
Everyone, please calm down.

The malicious rumors spread by SonuvBob are unfounded and scurrilous.

My beard is still intact and shimmering with all its luster and grandeur.

SonuvBob, to preemptively answer your question, I accept sexual favors, cake, and video montages of T-ara in lieu of an apology.
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
February 08 2010 00:57 GMT
#60
Do you shave your beard with bullets?
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