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TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 07 2010 02:24 GMT
#21
On February 07 2010 11:17 Bosu wrote:
Have you ever laid a black chick?


I'm against Bestiality.
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 07 2010 02:26 GMT
#22
On February 07 2010 11:18 AoN.DimSum wrote:
if u could fly, what would you do?


Sell my car.
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 07 2010 02:29 GMT
#23
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote:
Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina?


What color dildo and how big was it?
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
February 07 2010 02:32 GMT
#24
rofl
HEY MEYT
lazz
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Australia3119 Posts
February 07 2010 02:33 GMT
#25
5/5
JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
February 07 2010 02:35 GMT
#26
handsome man why has recall not been patched yet
HEY MEYT
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 07 2010 02:44 GMT
#27
On February 07 2010 11:19 Rekrul wrote:
Why are you bearded? Too handsome for the world to handle so you cover some of it up?


Yes.
Unfortunately when my bare face is on display to the world, people within a 5-mile radius instantly come to grovel at my feet.

On February 07 2010 11:19 Thegilaboy wrote:
How can I be as handsome as you?


Maintain an anonymous profile on the Internet and don't post pictures.

On February 07 2010 11:20 MaReK wrote:
How can I become as generous as you?


Realize material goods are ephemeral or become stankin' rich.
Gann1
Profile Joined July 2009
United States1575 Posts
February 07 2010 02:45 GMT
#28
tdot #1
I drop suckas like Plinko
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
February 07 2010 02:50 GMT
#29
how can i become stankin' rich?
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
February 07 2010 02:53 GMT
#30
Oh please let this remain open.
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 02:55:10
February 07 2010 02:54 GMT
#31
Are you the same man who made the crappy t-shirt for the TL shirt competition? Cause I heard your bad lieing on vent lol.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 07 2010 02:56 GMT
#32
Btw, I am more handsome than you.

+ Show Spoiler +
Your move, + Show Spoiler +
ugly.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-07 03:02:34
February 07 2010 03:00 GMT
#33
On February 07 2010 11:21 Carnivorous Sheep wrote:
Do you taste better roasted or grilled? Fried? What about a nice stew?


Might I recommend sear-roasting?
From my experience, human meat is best cooked rare at 120 degrees F when served with wine.

On February 07 2010 11:22 Boblion wrote:
When do you think you will be banned ?


After the initial shock of such a handsome man visiting the teamliquid community wears off.
So never.

On February 07 2010 11:23 d(O.o)a wrote:
You've had that account since October and decided not to post until now and then you post this, why?


A beard takes a while to grow.
Achromic
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
773 Posts
February 07 2010 03:03 GMT
#34
On February 07 2010 11:24 TheBeardedWonder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 11:17 Bosu wrote:
Have you ever laid a black chick?


I'm against Bestiality.

ROFLMAO
Blah
The_Australian
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Australia458 Posts
February 07 2010 03:04 GMT
#35
Did three of your friends kill themselves by lighting a cigarette after having a gasoline fight?

also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome?
"Nothing should be unstoppable when you see it coming...." - Boxer
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
February 07 2010 03:11 GMT
#36
On February 07 2010 12:04 The_Australian wrote:
Did three of your friends kill themselves by lighting a cigarette after having a gasoline fight?

also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome?

did i miss something or did zoolander grow a beard and join tl.net
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
February 07 2010 03:14 GMT
#37
On February 07 2010 11:24 TheBeardedWonder wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 07 2010 11:17 Bosu wrote:
Have you ever laid a black chick?


I'm against Bestiality.

BeardedBlunder =/
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AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
February 07 2010 03:16 GMT
#38
would you rather sex the perfect woman (for the 2nd time, since you already have) or a clone of yourself?
SonuvBob
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Aiur21552 Posts
February 07 2010 03:24 GMT
#39
False alarm boys, there's no beard here.
Administrator
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
February 07 2010 03:27 GMT
#40
On February 07 2010 12:24 SonuvBob wrote:
False alarm boys, there's no beard here.


pic?
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