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tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
February 09 2010 00:58 GMT
#81
I don't know. I have a pretty glorious beard. I think you and I are going to have some issues, friend.
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Trozz
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3454 Posts
February 09 2010 02:08 GMT
#82
I've got a question.
Can you write rap like fakesteve?
It's quite a talent.
A build is not a guess, an estimation or a hunch, a feeling, or a foolish intuition. A build is a dependable, unwavering, unarguably accurate, portrayer of your ambition.
tree.hugger
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Philadelphia, PA10406 Posts
February 09 2010 02:12 GMT
#83
Great taste or Less filling?
ModeratorEffOrt, Snow, GuMiho, and Team Liquid
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
February 09 2010 05:06 GMT
#84
fag alert
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
February 09 2010 05:27 GMT
#85
On February 09 2010 07:12 TheBeardedWonder wrote:
There in Valhalla, I would have civilized debates with Thor and Batman over who the hottest T-ara member is.


Danger, Danger, previously high cool rating plummeting to dangerous levels.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
February 09 2010 05:36 GMT
#86
What is the best cure for troller's remorse? ):
The Past: Yellow, Julyzerg, Chojja, Savior, GGplay -- The Present: Luxury, Jae- The Future: -Dong, maGma, Zero, Effort, Hoejja, hyvaa, by.hero, calm, Action ---> SC2 (Ret?? Kolll Idra!! SEN, Cool, ZergBong, Leenock)
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 09 2010 16:33 GMT
#87
On February 08 2010 15:28 GeneralStan wrote:
BeardedWonder, if a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound?


Regardless of whether you define sound as compression waves transmitted to your ear drums or not, if you listen real closely, you can hear the tears of Al Gore.

On February 08 2010 21:43 Yogurt wrote:
sup?


yo?

On February 09 2010 01:24 Archaic wrote:
Is there any way that I could buy a mask of your face, so I can have all the ladies swoon as I walk past them in the streets? I want to know how it feels to be handsome... And bearded.


I did make a mask once and gave it to someone.
He proceeded to super-glue it to his face.
And I couldn't have someone who rivaled me in handsomeness so I shot him.
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 09 2010 16:35 GMT
#88
On February 09 2010 01:51 meeple wrote:
Do you hide another fist underneath your beard like chuck norris?


I hide Chuck Norris under my beard.

On February 09 2010 05:12 InFdude wrote:
Why did the zergling cross the road ?


He was playing a shitty Bound ums map.

On February 09 2010 06:07 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2010 14:33 TheBeardedWonder wrote:
On February 08 2010 09:57 EsX_Raptor wrote:
Do you shave your beard with bullets?


How insulting.
Bullets are for elementary school kids.
I shave my beard by juggling flaming chainsaws.

Oh so you DO shave your beard eh?


Only when my beard gets too matted with blood from wrestling bear-shark hybrids.
TheBeardedWonder
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States67 Posts
February 09 2010 16:49 GMT
#89
On February 09 2010 06:17 FirstBorn wrote:
Is your attempt to establish your masculinity by making this thread meant to be a psychological reassurance ? Also, has this recent insecurity been caused by a recent incident or is it a deep insecurity that has been slowly eating away at you for years ?

Also, why the fuck is the lower right corner of the pretty banner with the horses missing ?


My creation of this thread was merely to share the enormous wealth and good fortune I've received from my handsomeness and beard.
Such as a man who wins the lottery would buy gifts for loved ones, I too am sharing the love.
Your cynicism leads me to believe that you're envious of my handsomeness and that you lack good looks.

They fly south for the winter.

On February 09 2010 07:05 love1another wrote:
How can I get laid?


Become the greatest golfer ever.

On February 09 2010 09:21 BrTarolg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 09 2010 07:34 TheBeardedWonder wrote:
Throughout the history of starcraft, only the handsomest and manliest of men heed the call of the Terran race. Playing the other two inferior races is an admission of homosexuality, repulsiveness of the face, and/or lack of beard.

See; EffOrt, H.O.T-Forever, TheZerg, Tassadar, Horang2, and pretty much every other protoss player.
Also see; TheBeardedWonder, Boxer, NaDa, Mind, DarkElf. Artosis, Idra, and the list goes on. Such hotties.


Win

How can you ban such a handsome man?

Do you eat pork, the meat of kings?


Is this a thinly veiled question whether to see I'm a Jew?
We've all learned in grade school that Jews can't be handsome.
However, I will admit they have nice beards.

On February 09 2010 09:58 tonight wrote:
I don't know. I have a pretty glorious beard. I think you and I are going to have some issues, friend.


I'm not your friend, buddy.
And my beard could totally beat up your beard.
rererebanned
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
67 Posts
February 09 2010 17:26 GMT
#90
What is the Average Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?

also

How can I read the MIR notes about my profile?
Im-JaY
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada69 Posts
February 09 2010 17:34 GMT
#91
Do you have a sister??
InFdude
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Bulgaria619 Posts
February 09 2010 18:23 GMT
#92
--- Nuked ---
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
February 09 2010 19:09 GMT
#93
Is it true that the hotter a club girl thinks she is the worse the blowjob ends up being?
LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
February 09 2010 19:14 GMT
#94
On February 10 2010 02:34 Im-JaY wrote:
Do you have a sister??

Is she bearded?
tonight
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States11130 Posts
February 09 2010 23:47 GMT
#95
I'm pretty sure your beard is in hiding. Probably claimed to be a conscientious objector to the war my beard was going to bring on it
if I come without a thing, then I come with all I need @tonightsend
Kyo Yuy
Profile Joined January 2009
United States1286 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-10 02:16:36
February 10 2010 02:09 GMT
#96
How many wives do you have?

Also my female companion says that "beards are ew." What is your response to that?
#1 KawaiiRice fan :D
druj
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
137 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-10 03:33:17
February 10 2010 03:24 GMT
#97
When a distinguished philosophy professor calls you Heraclitus for your beliefs on the topic of ethics is that an outright insult or subtle little belittling?

He's awfully friendly by the way he said it + I'm doing well in the class = ??
Once you play starcraft, everything else in life seems alot easier.
JadeFist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United States1225 Posts
February 13 2010 09:09 GMT
#98
Bearded Wonder, why have you stopped answering questions?
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-02-13 09:25:34
February 13 2010 09:14 GMT
#99
Mustve lost his beard** in a cigar accident.
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
February 13 2010 09:20 GMT
#100
why the hell does this thread have so many views/responses

is TL secretly gay?
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