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my new lyrics - CROTCHMASTER

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FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-12-30 23:40:56
September 23 2008 15:01 GMT
#1
I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
ALL THE GIRLIES WANNA DO ME AND THE HOMIES SAY DAMN
I CAN SEE IT IN THEIR EYES THEY JUST WANNA BE ME
WELL I'M SORRY FELLAS YOU GOT TINY PEEPEES

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
BEGIN WITH A SUPLEX INTO A BODY SLAM
FEEDIN BITCHES ELBOWS OFF THE FUCKIN TOP ROPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE

"THOU SHALT NOT HAIL ANY MAN CROTCHMASTER
BUT THE ONE TRUE CROTCHMASTER
OR THE VATICAN BE UP IN YO' GRILL, SEE?"

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS
IF YOU START SHIT I'LL JUST OPEN MY FLY
YOU'LL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN MY BEAST MEETS YOUR EYE

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
SMOKE A HUNDRED JOINTS TIL THE FUCKIN' A.M.
HUFFIN AND PUFFIN AND SMOKIN MY DOPE
NEW SCRIPTURE IN THE BIBLE FROM THE MOTHERFUCKIN POPE

"THOU SALT NOT COVET THY WIFE
BECAUSE THY WIFE ALREADY BELONGS TO THE CROTCHMASTER
BUT DONT SWEAT IT HOMES BITCHES AINT SHIT"

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
IF YOU SEE ME COMIN YOU BETTER SCRAM
IF I SHOULD TURN AROUND TOO A-BRUPT-LY
MY MIGHTY SEA DRAGON KNOCK YOU RIGHT OFF YOUR FEET

I'M THE CROTCHMASTER, YES I AM
PLUGGIN UP HOLES IN THE HOOVER DAM
IF YOU SEE ME STANDIN A MILE AWAY
YEAH I GUESS YOU CAN TOUCH BUT A BITCH GOTTA PAY

WHOS THE CROTCHMASTER



****
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 23 2008 15:02 GMT
#2
hahahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
September 23 2008 15:04 GMT
#3
lol wtf haha
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
rushz0rz
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Canada5300 Posts
September 23 2008 15:05 GMT
#4
LOL

MY SCROTUM ALWAYS SMELLS AS FRESH AS MY JAMS
IF YOU START SHIT I'LL JUST OPEN MY FLY
YOU'LL TREMBLE IN FEAR WHEN MY BEAST MEETS YOUR EYE
IntoTheRainBOw fan~
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
September 23 2008 15:08 GMT
#5
TINY PEEPEES
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Fishball
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada4788 Posts
September 23 2008 15:11 GMT
#6
I still want to hear your record an mp3 of this.
靈魂交響曲
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
September 23 2008 15:12 GMT
#7
lolz

needs more pope imo
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
September 23 2008 15:13 GMT
#8
rofllllllllll
^-^
InfeSteD
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States4658 Posts
September 23 2008 15:19 GMT
#9


Steve lol
w/e
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
September 23 2008 15:28 GMT
#10
loooooooooooool
Moderator<:3-/-<
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
September 23 2008 15:30 GMT
#11
fbh is the crotch master
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
September 23 2008 15:39 GMT
#12
Cool poem dude
Hi
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17726 Posts
September 23 2008 15:44 GMT
#13
ITS A SONG
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
September 23 2008 15:45 GMT
#14
Fucking amazing
[iHs]HCO | のヮの | pachi & plexa ownz | RIP _
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 23 2008 15:54 GMT
#15
hahahaha niceeeeeeee
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
September 23 2008 16:03 GMT
#16
when can we expect a remix version?
_Grazze_
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
834 Posts
September 23 2008 16:15 GMT
#17
Stevedeth!
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 23 2008 16:23 GMT
#18
This song is godlike hahahahah too good Fakesteve
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
September 23 2008 16:46 GMT
#19
btw the song i'm working on now is called Skeleton Chef
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Deleted User 31060
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
3788 Posts
September 23 2008 16:57 GMT
#20
this accurately describes FS's view on the world
Peaked at C- on ICCUP and proud of it! @Sunyveil
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