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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
I'm feeling quite generous today, so I'll answer any questions you guys have. | ||
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ilovezil
United States4143 Posts
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boonrebU
United States32 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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ramen247
United States1256 Posts
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DragoonPK
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Bosu
United States3247 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:15 ilovezil wrote: TTTTTTTTTTTTDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT Yes, it does get quite troublesome being so handsome. As an example, I can't even go to my own bathroom without being followed. | ||
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AoN.DimSum
United States2983 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:15 UberN00B wrote: pics? I'm trying to keep my fanbase under the 17 million mark. Sorry. | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
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Thegilaboy
United States2018 Posts
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Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote: Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina? LOLOLOL | ||
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MaReK
Australia446 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:16 Rekrul wrote: Why are you feeling generous today handsome guy? I've come to the realization that my handsomeness could serve as a beacon of hope to all the unfortunately not as handsome people around the world. I expect to be named a Nobel Prize Laureate soon. | ||
Carnivorous Sheep
Baa?21242 Posts
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:17 ramen247 wrote: why are you so handsome A combination of fortuitous genetics and a massive ego. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:17 Bosu wrote: Have you ever laid a black chick? I'm against Bestiality. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:18 AoN.DimSum wrote: if u could fly, what would you do? Sell my car. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote: Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina? What color dildo and how big was it? | ||
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
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JohnColtrane
Australia4813 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:19 Rekrul wrote: Why are you bearded? Too handsome for the world to handle so you cover some of it up? Yes. Unfortunately when my bare face is on display to the world, people within a 5-mile radius instantly come to grovel at my feet. On February 07 2010 11:19 Thegilaboy wrote: How can I be as handsome as you? Maintain an anonymous profile on the Internet and don't post pictures. On February 07 2010 11:20 MaReK wrote: How can I become as generous as you? Realize material goods are ephemeral or become stankin' rich. | ||
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Gann1
United States1575 Posts
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TheAntZ
Israel6248 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Your move, + Show Spoiler + ugly. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:21 Carnivorous Sheep wrote: Do you taste better roasted or grilled? Fried? What about a nice stew? Might I recommend sear-roasting? From my experience, human meat is best cooked rare at 120 degrees F when served with wine. On February 07 2010 11:22 Boblion wrote: When do you think you will be banned ? After the initial shock of such a handsome man visiting the teamliquid community wears off. So never. On February 07 2010 11:23 d(O.o)a wrote: You've had that account since October and decided not to post until now and then you post this, why? A beard takes a while to grow. | ||
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Achromic
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ROFLMAO | ||
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The_Australian
Australia458 Posts
also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome? | ||
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unit
United States2621 Posts
On February 07 2010 12:04 The_Australian wrote: Did three of your friends kill themselves by lighting a cigarette after having a gasoline fight? also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome? did i miss something or did zoolander grow a beard and join tl.net | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
BeardedBlunder =/ | ||
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AcrossFiveJulys
United States3612 Posts
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
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jalstar
United States8198 Posts
On February 07 2010 12:24 SonuvBob wrote: False alarm boys, there's no beard here. pic? | ||
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Djin)ftw(
Germany3357 Posts
ok thats like 4.5 inches. my gf thinks he is too small, what do you think? | ||
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Lexpar
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On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote: Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina? Very good. | ||
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BanZu
United States3329 Posts
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Wohmfg
United Kingdom1292 Posts
Is it? | ||
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AoN.DimSum
United States2983 Posts
also he is wondering if he could get unbanned? | ||
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
TheBeardedWonder was just banned by SonuvBob. That account was created on 2009-10-04 03:13:13 and had 10 posts. Reason: My sources tell me you shaved. You are nothing to me now. lawl... | ||
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ilistis
United States828 Posts
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HeavOnEarth
United States7087 Posts
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
arrg this woulda been fun too rofl | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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starfries
Canada3508 Posts
if he's still around i want to ask whether a mustache is an acceptable substitute for a beard if grown luxuriously enough | ||
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SonuvBob
Aiur21549 Posts
On February 07 2010 13:01 AoN.DimSum wrote: also he is wondering if he could get unbanned? Ok, but we'll need proof of beardness. We don't take these things lightly. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:19 Megalisk wrote: Is it possible to become gay after seeing a dildo being thrust into a woman's vagina? How does that make anyone gay? | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
check blog section about a guy turning gay | ||
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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AoN.DimSum
United States2983 Posts
On February 08 2010 04:05 SonuvBob wrote: Ok, but we'll need proof of beardness. We don't take these things lightly. h/o i will get a picture | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
The malicious rumors spread by SonuvBob are unfounded and scurrilous. My beard is still intact and shimmering with all its luster and grandeur. SonuvBob, to preemptively answer your question, I accept sexual favors, cake, and video montages of T-ara in lieu of an apology. | ||
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:35 JohnColtrane wrote: handsome man why has recall not been patched yet Cuz protoss. On February 07 2010 11:50 TheAntZ wrote: how can i become stankin' rich? Write a science fiction book and pass it off as a religion. On February 07 2010 11:54 CharlieMurphy wrote: Are you the same man who made the crappy t-shirt for the TL shirt competition? Cause I heard your bad lieing on vent lol. It couldn't have been me for I don't wear shirts. I bare my glistening chest wherever I go. Again, it couldn't have been me for vent cannot handle the level of seductiveness that is my voice. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11549 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 11:56 CharlieMurphy wrote: Btw, I am more handsome than you. + Show Spoiler + Your move, + Show Spoiler + ugly. Well, I guess we'll have to settle this with a good ol' fashioned handsome-off. + Show Spoiler + *reveals provocative chest hair* On February 07 2010 12:04 The_Australian wrote: Did three of your friends kill themselves by lighting a cigarette after having a gasoline fight? also, when did you first realise you were unbelievably handsome? I have no friends, only wholly devoted fans. The very first moment I realized my incredible beauty was probably when the doctor, nurses, and my parents all swooned at the sight of me stylishly meandering out of the urethra with a swagger and top hat. On February 07 2010 12:16 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: would you rather sex the perfect woman (for the 2nd time, since you already have) or a clone of yourself? Speaking from experience, I must say that I'm much better in bed than any woman. | ||
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mahnini
United States6862 Posts
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GoregAsm
United States7 Posts
What will you do after you die? | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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Sc1pio
United States823 Posts
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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 07 2010 12:34 Djin)ftw( wrote: my penis is 11,5 cm long, whats that in inches, mom ok thats like 4.5 inches. my gf thinks he is too small, what do you think? HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH On February 07 2010 17:18 starfries wrote: aw man this was an amazing blog if he's still around i want to ask whether a mustache is an acceptable substitute for a beard if grown luxuriously enough No, of course not. That's like asking if an electrical outlet is an acceptable substitute for a woman's vagina. On February 08 2010 09:57 EsX_Raptor wrote: Do you shave your beard with bullets? How insulting. Bullets are for elementary school kids. I shave my beard by juggling flaming chainsaws. | ||
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GeneralStan
United States4789 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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meeple
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InFdude
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
On February 08 2010 14:33 TheBeardedWonder wrote: How insulting. Bullets are for elementary school kids. I shave my beard by juggling flaming chainsaws. Oh so you DO shave your beard eh? | ||
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FirstBorn
Romania3955 Posts
Also, why the fuck is the lower right corner of the pretty banner with the horses missing ? | ||
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love1another
United States1844 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 08 2010 10:06 FragKrag wrote: how can an asian person grow a beard??? Photoshop. On February 08 2010 11:36 mahnini wrote: many year ago food grow on tree. now food grow on tree. And further breaking news, fire is hot and the sky is blue. On February 08 2010 13:15 GoregAsm wrote: I find ugliness to be a blight in this world - a blight only surpassed in magnitude by your almost inevitable death. What will you do after you die? Well, right before I die, I would announce I left my entire riches and treasures somewhere in the world and if you find it, it's yours. Then I would be in Valhalla, since that is the only place suitable for a handsome man with a majestic beard such as myself. There in Valhalla, I would have civilized debates with Thor and Batman over who the hottest T-ara member is. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 08 2010 13:28 zulu_nation8 wrote: beardedwonder what's the best way to respond non-awkwardly to a compliment about your looks? Nice answers btw Hmm, I've never received compliments, only desperate pleas for sex. But, I imagine it would go something like this: Romantic interest: God, you're so hot. Me: Hey, you're right! I am pretty hot. On February 08 2010 13:35 Sc1pio wrote: Do you play terran because you are handsome or is handsomeness a side effect of playing terran? Throughout the history of starcraft, only the handsomest and manliest of men heed the call of the Terran race. Playing the other two inferior races is an admission of homosexuality, repulsiveness of the face, and/or lack of beard. See; EffOrt, H.O.T-Forever, TheZerg, Tassadar, Horang2, and pretty much every other protoss player. Also see; TheBeardedWonder, Boxer, NaDa, Mind, DarkElf. Artosis, Idra, and the list goes on. Such hotties. On February 08 2010 13:47 JadeFist wrote: Do you ever wonder what it might be like if you weren't so handsome? I did once, and the world just seemed so bleak and devoid of life. I would never wish that upon this world. | ||
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BrTarolg
United Kingdom3574 Posts
On February 09 2010 07:34 TheBeardedWonder wrote: Throughout the history of starcraft, only the handsomest and manliest of men heed the call of the Terran race. Playing the other two inferior races is an admission of homosexuality, repulsiveness of the face, and/or lack of beard. See; EffOrt, H.O.T-Forever, TheZerg, Tassadar, Horang2, and pretty much every other protoss player. Also see; TheBeardedWonder, Boxer, NaDa, Mind, DarkElf. Artosis, Idra, and the list goes on. Such hotties. Win How can you ban such a handsome man? Do you eat pork, the meat of kings? | ||
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tonight
United States11130 Posts
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Trozz
Canada3454 Posts
Can you write rap like fakesteve? It's quite a talent. | ||
tree.hugger
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
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sc4k
United Kingdom5454 Posts
On February 09 2010 07:12 TheBeardedWonder wrote: There in Valhalla, I would have civilized debates with Thor and Batman over who the hottest T-ara member is. Danger, Danger, previously high cool rating plummeting to dangerous levels. | ||
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 08 2010 15:28 GeneralStan wrote: BeardedWonder, if a tree falls in the woods and there is nobody around to hear it, does it make a sound? Regardless of whether you define sound as compression waves transmitted to your ear drums or not, if you listen real closely, you can hear the tears of Al Gore. On February 08 2010 21:43 Yogurt wrote: sup? yo? On February 09 2010 01:24 Archaic wrote: Is there any way that I could buy a mask of your face, so I can have all the ladies swoon as I walk past them in the streets? I want to know how it feels to be handsome... And bearded. I did make a mask once and gave it to someone. He proceeded to super-glue it to his face. And I couldn't have someone who rivaled me in handsomeness so I shot him. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 09 2010 01:51 meeple wrote: Do you hide another fist underneath your beard like chuck norris? I hide Chuck Norris under my beard. On February 09 2010 05:12 InFdude wrote: Why did the zergling cross the road ? He was playing a shitty Bound ums map. Only when my beard gets too matted with blood from wrestling bear-shark hybrids. | ||
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TheBeardedWonder
United States67 Posts
On February 09 2010 06:17 FirstBorn wrote: Is your attempt to establish your masculinity by making this thread meant to be a psychological reassurance ? Also, has this recent insecurity been caused by a recent incident or is it a deep insecurity that has been slowly eating away at you for years ? Also, why the fuck is the lower right corner of the pretty banner with the horses missing ? My creation of this thread was merely to share the enormous wealth and good fortune I've received from my handsomeness and beard. Such as a man who wins the lottery would buy gifts for loved ones, I too am sharing the love. Your cynicism leads me to believe that you're envious of my handsomeness and that you lack good looks. They fly south for the winter. On February 09 2010 07:05 love1another wrote: How can I get laid? Become the greatest golfer ever. On February 09 2010 09:21 BrTarolg wrote: Win How can you ban such a handsome man? Do you eat pork, the meat of kings? Is this a thinly veiled question whether to see I'm a Jew? We've all learned in grade school that Jews can't be handsome. However, I will admit they have nice beards. On February 09 2010 09:58 tonight wrote: I don't know. I have a pretty glorious beard. I think you and I are going to have some issues, friend. I'm not your friend, buddy. And my beard could totally beat up your beard. | ||
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rererebanned
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also How can I read the MIR notes about my profile? | ||
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Im-JaY
Canada69 Posts
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InFdude
Bulgaria619 Posts
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On February 10 2010 02:34 Im-JaY wrote: Do you have a sister?? Is she bearded? | ||
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tonight
United States11130 Posts
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Kyo Yuy
United States1286 Posts
Also my female companion says that "beards are ew." What is your response to that? | ||
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druj
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He's awfully friendly by the way he said it + I'm doing well in the class = ?? | ||
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JadeFist
United States1225 Posts
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9103 Posts
is TL secretly gay? | ||
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