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1) One of my roommate used to skip all classes and stay at home for weeks. He was late for the final exam cause he didnt notice time had changed to daylight saving time. The final was in late April and time had change months ago. That means he wasnt out, didnt look at the time for months.
2) Another roommate never washed dishes and used all my dishes, mother fucker, I had to keep (or hide, lol) my dishes/plates in some strange places and he still found them and used them. Cant understand what's wrong with this mother fucker.
3) One Canadian roommate (a guy) brought some black dude back and fucked the whole night. His room was next to mine and I was so disgusted and scared by the noise they made that night.
4) One Chinese roommate never cleaned kitchen / washroom / toilet / sinks... for 9 months, wtf.
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On February 24 2009 14:35 Braintricks wrote:
Whenever my girlfriend is in the room, my roommate freaks out and won't stay in her presence for longer than a few minutes. His excuse is that he knows we'd be wanting to do "other things" rather than be bothered by him. It's extremely annoying.
You'd rather have your roommate in the room when your girlfriend's over?
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On February 24 2009 14:42 fusionsdf wrote:
I've spent 12-15 hours a day working on assignments etc
this should continue for at least the next 2 weeks
are you a comp sci major?
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My first year at college (last year), I had 2 korean roommates. The first roommate that showed up was actually straight out of korea, and spoke fairly good english, but with just enough errors that made it hilarious. After trying to make some small talk and failing, I was constantly thinking "MUST NOT BE STEREOTYPICAL AND TALK ABOUT SC." 2 minutes later, I asked anyways, and he went off on SC for about 8 minutes. Thanks to him, I learned how to use daum player and some other korean stuff.
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On February 24 2009 14:13 Solinren wrote:
I'm failing a class because I was watching Starleague's and the Winner's Leagues til 4 in the morning and end up not doing the homework that is due at 8 o' clock.
how can you "fail" if its just a homework, like, have you NOT done any homework? you should start man, homework = points. o_o
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On February 24 2009 14:20 Lemonwalrus wrote:
My roommate freshman year didn't talk.
Like, he wasn't a mute or anything, he just didn't talk.
We shared about a dozen hastily spoken 3 word conversations OVER THE COURSE OF 9 FUCKING MONTHS that I initiated because I wanted to, well, not be afraid that he was going to murder me in my sleep, but he would end them by saying either 'yes' or 'no' and then turning back to his computer.
When I left for class, he was there, when I got back from class, he was there. He was ALWAYS there, never left the room.
Rumors got to me that his first roommate (he was a sophomore during my freshman year) had dropped out almost entirely due to him.
Half of the time when I would leave my room other people from the floor would ask me questions about him, like I was living with a circus attraction, or a cancer patient, or a combination of the two.
Yay college.
P.S.- Since then I have had 2 awesome roommates over the past 2 years, and next year I am going to have a single room, so it's not all bad. Just the most interesting college story I could think of.
Yeah I didn't talk to my roommates until my junior year and I still don't talk to this one much I'm just too shy I guess.
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-edit- wrong national news taser scandal. This is what I get for not having seen the coverage.
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United States996 Posts
freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms)
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On February 24 2009 14:49 hixhix wrote:
3) One Canadian roommate (a guy) brought some black dude back and fucked the whole night. His room was next to mine and I was so disgusted and scared by the noise they made that night.
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My first roommate was gay and would make out with his boyfriend in his bed while I was in the room while they were watching Will and Grace. It was really awkward.
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On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms)
loool
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On February 24 2009 14:26 Ozarugold wrote:
I used to take light jogs at night and I got stopped by a cop because I looked suspicious. Yay for being a minority!
I'm not a minority at all and some cop stopped me when I was looking for my car in car park. Fucking enraging.
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On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms)
hahaha winnahhhhh
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On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms)
Hahaha, that's the best story yet.
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Kau
Canada3500 Posts
I've had math finals.
Two of them on the same day.
Worst Saturday ever.
Darn that was almost a Haiku.
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Canada7170 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:30 Kau wrote:
I've had math finals.
Two of them on the same day.
Worst weekend ever.
Haiku.
Fixed.
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On February 24 2009 14:49 SmoKing2012 wrote:
One time I ate a moose. Whole.
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i go to an art school that includes fashion design. So basically all the hot girls i hit on. Oh and i haven't had any good stories :C
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On February 24 2009 15:32 ShoCkeyy wrote:
i go to an art school that includes fashion design. So basically all the hot girls i hit on. Oh and i haven't had any good stories :C
i read that as "shit on" and i was like whoa i wanna go to an art school but now its not as cool
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Haikus are easy
but they don't always make sense
refrigerator
+ Show Spoiler +Didn't come up with that, but don't remember where it came from.
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I don't think I've been on any crazy adventures since freshman year, but I've developed a habit of stealing signs and cones when drunk. I now have about half a dozen fire/ exit/ etc. signs and a large yellow "Caution: Wet Floor" sign. My next conquest shall be getting an orange traffic cone past the guards.
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