EPTPlease don't rant on about getting so drunk that you passed out for two days straight, everyone has been there and done that. Drugs and alcohol make the stories more interesting too.
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
Please don't rant on about getting so drunk that you passed out for two days straight, everyone has been there and done that. Drugs and alcohol make the stories more interesting too. | ||
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Solinren
United States2653 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
Like, he wasn't a mute or anything, he just didn't talk. We shared about a dozen hastily spoken 3 word conversations OVER THE COURSE OF 9 FUCKING MONTHS that I initiated because I wanted to, well, not be afraid that he was going to murder me in my sleep, but he would end them by saying either 'yes' or 'no' and then turning back to his computer. When I left for class, he was there, when I got back from class, he was there. He was ALWAYS there, never left the room. Rumors got to me that his first roommate (he was a sophomore during my freshman year) had dropped out almost entirely due to him. Half of the time when I would leave my room other people from the floor would ask me questions about him, like I was living with a circus attraction, or a cancer patient, or a combination of the two. Yay college. P.S.- Since then I have had 2 awesome roommates over the past 2 years, and next year I am going to have a single room, so it's not all bad. Just the most interesting college story I could think of. | ||
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zulu_nation8
China26351 Posts
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zulu_nation8
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Ozarugold
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Qwertify
United States2531 Posts
I'm glad I could contribute. | ||
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Urth
United States1249 Posts
My suitemates clog the shower tub | ||
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Butigroove
Seychelles2061 Posts
I don't really have any stories that don't involve copious amounts of alcohol. :S | ||
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iloveHieu
United States1919 Posts
p.s. Quoc you're supposed to start if off wtf happened? | ||
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Braintricks
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Ziph
Netherlands970 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
The date on the card was february 28th. Afterwords we all wondered wtf just happened... | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:35 Braintricks wrote: Whenever my girlfriend is in the room, my roommate freaks out and won't stay in her presence for longer than a few minutes. His excuse is that he knows we'd be wanting to do "other things" rather than be bothered by him. It's extremely annoying. I started out sort of uncomfortable with my roommate last year and his girlfriend for similar reasons, but I became uncomfortably comfortable with them by the end of the year. Like, his phone was off so I sent HER a text message saying that they need to finish up because I am about to get back and I need a book for my next class. She slapped me (playfully) when I got there for assuming they would be in the middle of sex, even though I am sure they were, people with 8am classes don't have bedhead at 4pm. | ||
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fusionsdf
Canada15390 Posts
this should continue for at least the next 2 weeks | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
It was great. | ||
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toopham
United States551 Posts
When finals week come, I look over the material thinking I got this, I was lost from the very start of the book. I end up not even showing up to the final and got an F. | ||
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SmoKing2012
United States385 Posts
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hixhix
1156 Posts
2) Another roommate never washed dishes and used all my dishes, mother fucker, I had to keep (or hide, lol) my dishes/plates in some strange places and he still found them and used them. Cant understand what's wrong with this mother fucker. 3) One Canadian roommate (a guy) brought some black dude back and fucked the whole night. His room was next to mine and I was so disgusted and scared by the noise they made that night. 4) One Chinese roommate never cleaned kitchen / washroom / toilet / sinks... for 9 months, wtf. ..... | ||
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SmoKing2012
United States385 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:35 Braintricks wrote: Whenever my girlfriend is in the room, my roommate freaks out and won't stay in her presence for longer than a few minutes. His excuse is that he knows we'd be wanting to do "other things" rather than be bothered by him. It's extremely annoying. You'd rather have your roommate in the room when your girlfriend's over? | ||
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shmay
United States1091 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:42 fusionsdf wrote: I've spent 12-15 hours a day working on assignments etc this should continue for at least the next 2 weeks are you a comp sci major? | ||
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atombombforpeace
United States408 Posts
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:13 Solinren wrote: I'm failing a class because I was watching Starleague's and the Winner's Leagues til 4 in the morning and end up not doing the homework that is due at 8 o' clock. how can you "fail" if its just a homework, like, have you NOT done any homework? you should start man, homework = points. o_o | ||
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:20 Lemonwalrus wrote: My roommate freshman year didn't talk. Like, he wasn't a mute or anything, he just didn't talk. We shared about a dozen hastily spoken 3 word conversations OVER THE COURSE OF 9 FUCKING MONTHS that I initiated because I wanted to, well, not be afraid that he was going to murder me in my sleep, but he would end them by saying either 'yes' or 'no' and then turning back to his computer. When I left for class, he was there, when I got back from class, he was there. He was ALWAYS there, never left the room. Rumors got to me that his first roommate (he was a sophomore during my freshman year) had dropped out almost entirely due to him. Half of the time when I would leave my room other people from the floor would ask me questions about him, like I was living with a circus attraction, or a cancer patient, or a combination of the two. Yay college. P.S.- Since then I have had 2 awesome roommates over the past 2 years, and next year I am going to have a single room, so it's not all bad. Just the most interesting college story I could think of. Yeah I didn't talk to my roommates until my junior year and I still don't talk to this one much I'm just too shy I guess. | ||
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Djabanete
United States2786 Posts
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Liquid`Zephyr
United States996 Posts
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:49 hixhix wrote: 3) One Canadian roommate (a guy) brought some black dude back and fucked the whole night. His room was next to mine and I was so disgusted and scared by the noise they made that night. ..... My first roommate was gay and would make out with his boyfriend in his bed while I was in the room while they were watching Will and Grace. It was really awkward. | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32274 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms) loool | ||
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:26 Ozarugold wrote: I used to take light jogs at night and I got stopped by a cop because I looked suspicious. Yay for being a minority! I'm not a minority at all and some cop stopped me when I was looking for my car in car park. Fucking enraging. | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms) hahaha winnahhhhh | ||
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thunk
United States6233 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms) Hahaha, that's the best story yet. | ||
Kau
Canada3500 Posts
Two of them on the same day. Worst Saturday ever. Darn that was almost a Haiku. | ||
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mikeymoo
Canada7170 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:30 Kau wrote: I've had math finals. Two of them on the same day. Worst weekend ever. Haiku. Fixed. | ||
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:49 SmoKing2012 wrote: One time I ate a moose. Whole. | ||
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ShoCkeyy
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SpiritoftheTunA
United States20903 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:32 ShoCkeyy wrote: i go to an art school that includes fashion design. So basically all the hot girls i hit on. Oh and i haven't had any good stories :C i read that as "shit on" and i was like whoa i wanna go to an art school but now its not as cool | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
but they don't always make sense refrigerator + Show Spoiler + Didn't come up with that, but don't remember where it came from. | ||
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passby20
United States47 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:19 Liquid`Zephyr wrote: freshman year me my roommate and 2 neighbors stole a whole spool of rope from the soccer field one night and successfully tied all the doors from the floor below us together shut (it was like 20-30 rooms) I'm so jealous =O would be so much fun | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:32 ShoCkeyy wrote: i go to an art school that includes fashion design. So basically all the hot girls i hit on. Oh and i haven't had any good stories :C I transferred from an engineering school of 2,000 students with 85%-90% male students to a state school of 20,000 students with 2/3 female students. I have calculated (because that's what engineers do) that I could strike out with 10 girls a day and never run out of girls to strike out with due to new freshmen every year. | ||
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:38 Lemonwalrus wrote: I transferred from an engineering school of 2,000 students with 85%-90% male students to a state school of 20,000 students with 2/3 female students. I have calculated (because that's what engineers do) that I could strike out with 10 girls a day and never run out of girls to strike out with due to new freshmen every year. Too bad you don't go to bat with ten girls a day. | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
On February 24 2009 16:58 Pyrrhuloxia wrote: Too bad you don't go to bat with ten girls a day. With that kind of ratio, you could probably afford to. And half of them would probably say yes -_-;; | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:38 Lemonwalrus wrote: I transferred from an engineering school of 2,000 students with 85%-90% male students to a state school of 20,000 students with 2/3 female students. I have calculated (because that's what engineers do) that I could strike out with 10 girls a day and never run out of girls to strike out with due to new freshmen every year. <3 engineering | ||
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i_heart_nukes
United States21 Posts
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GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
<3 engineering as well. But seriously? I haven't gotten over 6 hours of sleep for the last 2 weeks -_-;; | ||
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Solinren
United States2653 Posts
On February 24 2009 15:09 Raithed wrote: how can you "fail" if its just a homework, like, have you NOT done any homework? you should start man, homework = points. o_o In order to really understand this "discrete shit", you have to really do the homework and read the textbook over and over again. Got a 52 on a midterm. | ||
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SoLaR[i.C]
United States2969 Posts
Thursdays in Santa Barbara are "Student/Local Nights" and all the college kids make their way to the numerous bars and clubs on State Street. This particular night happened to my good friend P-Bon's birthday. Thus, he decided it would be a good idea to go sake bombing at a local sushi restaurant before going out clubbing. During sake bombing we got some special deal and ended up running a $800 bill just on booze between about 6 guys and 6 gals. We were clearly shitfaced already, but decided to hit up the nearby irish pub, and then go to a club so we could get our terrible grooves on. I remember ordering 2 shots of whiskey and this is where things started getting fuzzy. I remember looking across the dance floor and seeing two saucy chicas dancing with each other. I figured this was my best bet to get laid and went over. This lasted a good while and eventually heard the last call echoing throughout the club. So I excuse myself and try to find my friends only to find them gone and my phone out of batteries. Additionally, I can't find my fucking ATM card and am completely out of cash. I walk up and down the streets furiously trying to locate the bus that usually drives all the drunken students back to Isla Vista (the adjacent UCSB college town) but to no avail. I can't hail a cab because it's goddamn near 3AM and I have no money and can't call my friends. Thus, I walk into a 24/7 donut shop, grab two old-fashioned chocolate donuts (mmmmm....) and start running back to UCSB. One problem, it's ~15 miles and can only be reached by freeway... So I run onto the on-ramp and start hauling ass in the shoulder/running in the slow lane when the guard rail pushes me too close. Cars are honking furiously at me and flashing their high beams. All the time this is going on, I feel pretty good and for some reason think running a 1/2 marathon is a viable way of getting home on a 0.3+ blood alcohol level... Anyway, after making it about 3-4 miles a car comes too close for comfort and am forced to run amongst the tall grass and weeds on the other side of the railing on the shoulder. After running in the weeds for about 100 yards I fall in a deep concrete ditch and my leg starts bleeding through my now ripped pants. I stumble on in agony alongside the freeway. I can only make it a bit further and start to hobble because my leg hurts like a son of a bitch when I hear a honk and a car pulls up behind me. It's a taxi. Some guy yells out to me "Look you drunk bastard! There's CHP right behind me, and if you don't get in this goddamn van right now you're going to jail..." I promptly hop in try to explain what I was trying to do. He looks and me and shakes his head is disapproval. When we get back to Isla Vista I finally tell him I have no money and he's furious. He says he'll drive me to an ATM so I can get some cash to pay for this $38 cab ride. I intentionally stear him toward an ATM machine that about a half mile away from my house. I start to walk up to the ATM and I book it the other way. He gets out and starts chasing me. Fortunately I'm pretty athletic and the adrenaline is kicking in because of this 40 year old Middle Eastern man who is chasing me. I hop a few short fences, run through some parks, down an alley and into the safety of my front door. It's damn near 7:00am and some of my roomates are in the living room getting ready to go to work and their friday morning classes. They crack up after I told them my night. I pass out on the couch and don't wake up until 5pm. Definitely one of my more epic nights.... | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:30 GHOSTCLAW wrote: <3 engineering as well. But seriously? I haven't gotten over 6 hours of sleep for the last 2 weeks -_-;; meh i got used to it pretty fast i took a lot of naps though | ||
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Klockan3
Sweden2866 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:39 Solinren wrote: In order to really understand this "discrete shit", you have to really do the homework and read the textbook over and over again. Got a 52 on a midterm. I got top grade in discrete without even buying the book, it is not hard tbh. On February 24 2009 17:30 GHOSTCLAW wrote: <3 engineering as well. But seriously? I haven't gotten over 6 hours of sleep for the last 2 weeks -_-;; Bad choice, if you don't sleep your memory will suffer. | ||
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Exteray
United States1094 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:36 Ziph wrote: I hate college, SUCH A WASTE OF FUCKING TIME. Everything I learned I could have learned for free by myself in like 1month instead of 2years I quit and i'm definitely never going too one again. Shit sucks, in the 2years all i learned was common fucking sense stuff -.-. What school do you go to? | ||
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Ry-Masta-T
United States478 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:45 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: During my time at UCSB, I had countless odd, hilarious, drunken nights. There is one in particular though that sticks out in my mind: Thursdays in Santa Barbara are "Student/Local Nights" and all the college kids make their way to the numerous bars and clubs on State Street. This particular night happened to my good friend P-Bon's birthday. Thus, he decided it would be a good idea to go sake bombing at a local sushi restaurant before going out clubbing. During sake bombing we got some special deal and ended up running a $800 bill just on booze between about 6 guys and 6 gals. We were clearly shitfaced already, but decided to hit up the nearby irish pub, and then go to a club so we could get our terrible grooves on. I remember ordering 2 shots of whiskey and this is where things started getting fuzzy. I remember looking across the dance floor and seeing two saucy chicas dancing with each other. I figured this was my best bet to get laid and went over. This lasted a good while and eventually heard the last call echoing throughout the club. So I excuse myself and try to find my friends only to find them gone and my phone out of batteries. Additionally, I can't find my fucking ATM card and am completely out of cash. I walk up and down the streets furiously trying to locate the bus that usually drives all the drunken students back to Isla Vista (the adjacent UCSB college town) but to no avail. I can't hail a cab because it's goddamn near 3AM and I have no money and can't call my friends. Thus, I walk into a 24/7 donut shop, grab two old-fashioned chocolate donuts (mmmmm....) and start running back to UCSB. One problem, it's ~15 miles and can only be reached by freeway... So I run onto the on-ramp and start hauling ass in the shoulder/running in the slow lane when the guard rail pushes me too close. Cars are honking furiously at me and flashing their high beams. All the time this is going on, I feel pretty good and for some reason think running a 1/2 marathon is a viable way of getting home on a 0.3+ blood alcohol level... Anyway, after making it about 3-4 miles a car comes too close for comfort and am forced to run amongst the tall grass and weeds on the other side of the railing on the shoulder. After running in the weeds for about 100 yards I fall in a deep concrete ditch and my leg starts bleeding through my now ripped pants. I stumble on in agony alongside the freeway. I can only make it a bit further and start to hobble because my leg hurts like a son of a bitch when I hear a honk and a car pulls up behind me. It's a taxi. Some guy yells out to me "Look you drunk bastard! There's CHP right behind me, and if you don't get in this goddamn van right now you're going to jail..." I promptly hop in try to explain what I was trying to do. He looks and me and shakes his head is disapproval. When we get back to Isla Vista I finally tell him I have no money and he's furious. He says he'll drive me to an ATM so I can get some cash to pay for this $38 cab ride. I intentionally stear him toward an ATM machine that about a half mile away from my house. I start to walk up to the ATM and I book it the other way. He gets out and starts chasing me. Fortunately I'm pretty athletic and the adrenaline is kicking in because of this 40 year old Middle Eastern man who is chasing me. I hop a few short fences, run through some parks, down an alley and into the safety of my front door. It's damn near 7:00am and some of my roomates are in the living room getting ready to go to work and their friday morning classes. They crack up after I told them my night. I pass out on the couch and don't wake up until 5pm. Definitely one of my more epic nights.... That's pretty fucked up. The guy saves your ass and drives you home and you stiff him... | ||
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Exteray
United States1094 Posts
 Oops and zipped up his pants and immediately walked to the window and tried to pee outside. Except window was too high to Reach so he splashed everywhere. Next day he doesn't remember a thing. Good thing there was a stain on the floor for proof.+ Show Spoiler + The smell sucked. | ||
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Polyphasic
United States841 Posts
yay my life. | ||
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Hypnosis
United States2061 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:46 KOFgokuon wrote: meh i got used to it pretty fast i took a lot of naps though sleep doesnt exist.. smoke weed every day. | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
- Overcrowded classes. - Most of the diploma certificates sucks and have no real value. Lol at degrees, don't even expect to get a jgood ob with it, even a master's degree isn't always enough :D - Shitty schedules. - Lot of shitty teachers ( bad / no charisma / "don't care attitude" ) - %£µ°0°23+234°+23A4°23A4 foreign teachers who don't fucking know how to speak properly. - You won't make friends here. - Often leads to procrastination - Shitty shitty careers guidance and advice. - Strikes almost every years ( thx god i'm in a university with hardcore right-wing law students ( lol pleonasm ) Pro: - cheap as fuck ( 400 euros/year ROLF ) - You get some cool aids as a student. - You can repeat the years with infinite continues :D | ||
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vx70GTOJudgexv
United States3161 Posts
I wake up around 2 and everyone is moved in (16 other dudes - not only did I end up with a single, but I was slated for a double among a school that was supposedly tripling all freshman). However, when I open my door, there is a curtain of toilet paper in front of my door. I tear it down to find a pyramid about 3 feet tall of solo plastic bowls filled with water. Those motherfuckers trapped me in here with fucking paper supplies. + Show Spoiler + On February 24 2009 17:45 SoLaR[i.C] wrote: During my time at UCSB, I had countless odd, hilarious, drunken nights. There is one in particular though that sticks out in my mind: Thursdays in Santa Barbara are "Student/Local Nights" and all the college kids make their way to the numerous bars and clubs on State Street. This particular night happened to my good friend P-Bon's birthday. Thus, he decided it would be a good idea to go sake bombing at a local sushi restaurant before going out clubbing. During sake bombing we got some special deal and ended up running a $800 bill just on booze between about 6 guys and 6 gals. We were clearly shitfaced already, but decided to hit up the nearby irish pub, and then go to a club so we could get our terrible grooves on. I remember ordering 2 shots of whiskey and this is where things started getting fuzzy. I remember looking across the dance floor and seeing two saucy chicas dancing with each other. I figured this was my best bet to get laid and went over. This lasted a good while and eventually heard the last call echoing throughout the club. So I excuse myself and try to find my friends only to find them gone and my phone out of batteries. Additionally, I can't find my fucking ATM card and am completely out of cash. I walk up and down the streets furiously trying to locate the bus that usually drives all the drunken students back to Isla Vista (the adjacent UCSB college town) but to no avail. I can't hail a cab because it's goddamn near 3AM and I have no money and can't call my friends. Thus, I walk into a 24/7 donut shop, grab two old-fashioned chocolate donuts (mmmmm....) and start running back to UCSB. One problem, it's ~15 miles and can only be reached by freeway... So I run onto the on-ramp and start hauling ass in the shoulder/running in the slow lane when the guard rail pushes me too close. Cars are honking furiously at me and flashing their high beams. All the time this is going on, I feel pretty good and for some reason think running a 1/2 marathon is a viable way of getting home on a 0.3+ blood alcohol level... Anyway, after making it about 3-4 miles a car comes too close for comfort and am forced to run amongst the tall grass and weeds on the other side of the railing on the shoulder. After running in the weeds for about 100 yards I fall in a deep concrete ditch and my leg starts bleeding through my now ripped pants. I stumble on in agony alongside the freeway. I can only make it a bit further and start to hobble because my leg hurts like a son of a bitch when I hear a honk and a car pulls up behind me. It's a taxi. Some guy yells out to me "Look you drunk bastard! There's CHP right behind me, and if you don't get in this goddamn van right now you're going to jail..." I promptly hop in try to explain what I was trying to do. He looks and me and shakes his head is disapproval. When we get back to Isla Vista I finally tell him I have no money and he's furious. He says he'll drive me to an ATM so I can get some cash to pay for this $38 cab ride. I intentionally stear him toward an ATM machine that about a half mile away from my house. I start to walk up to the ATM and I book it the other way. He gets out and starts chasing me. Fortunately I'm pretty athletic and the adrenaline is kicking in because of this 40 year old Middle Eastern man who is chasing me. I hop a few short fences, run through some parks, down an alley and into the safety of my front door. It's damn near 7:00am and some of my roomates are in the living room getting ready to go to work and their friday morning classes. They crack up after I told them my night. I pass out on the couch and don't wake up until 5pm. Definitely one of my more epic nights.... WIN | ||
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Jayme
United States5866 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:51 Klockan3 wrote: I got top grade in discrete without even buying the book, it is not hard tbh. Bad choice, if you don't sleep your memory will suffer. Human beings only require 5 hours of sleep a night to function properly between the ages of 20-30, it's really the truth. Medical studies and all that have indicated the only reason people start to go bad with less then 7 hours is because they aren't used to it... I go on about 5 and a half hours of sleep a night and I'm absolutely fine. | ||
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Klockan3
Sweden2866 Posts
On February 24 2009 19:32 Jayme wrote: Human beings only require 5 hours of sleep a night to function properly between the ages of 20-30, it's really the truth. Medical studies and all that have indicated the only reason people start to go bad with less then 7 hours is because they aren't used to it... I go on about 5 and a half hours of sleep a night and I'm absolutely fine. Require and optimal are different things. | ||
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stafu
Australia1196 Posts
The people in my comp sci course that I've met so far are either clued in course-wise and completely socially awkward, or aren't socially awkward but have no idea what they're doing in this course (I've already had to practically do the work for two people because they had no idea). But yeah, no amazing stories or anything. In my speech pathiology unit in first year of psychology I was the only male in the whole _unit_, that was fun  and today I saw someone spell vehicle "veilcle". <_< | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
So it's actually pretty lonely. Everyone just rock up for class and go home. Only the try hards and the extreme nerds stay behind and try to suck up to the lecturers. faculty sucked. Our faculty (Computer science) got owned and all our new buildings with good coms got relocated to engineering -_-. | ||
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OSWater
United States1343 Posts
We had a lifeguard friend CPR him, and hes fine now. It was weird. | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
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Infundibulum
United States2552 Posts
On February 24 2009 18:32 Polyphasic wrote: developed sever depression in junior year. deleted my facebook account and stopped talking to all my friends. two years later, none of them have yet to check to see if i'm still alive or why i disappeared. crashed my car into a pole. gpa dropped from 3.91 to 3.6. parents have been leaving messages on my voicemail wondering where i am for months. i haven't talked to my dad in 8 years. my mom was crying in one. yay my life. oh no a 3.6 gpa on the real: call them. | ||
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:28 Butigroove wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068YQoNNWB0 I don't really have any stories that don't involve copious amounts of alcohol. :S this song is soooo stupid. | ||
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JudgeMathis
Cuba1286 Posts
Sitting on a bench talking shit with a buddy and some girl walks by. She is missing the top front row of her teeth. My friend and I had just stop talking just to look at this girls missing grill. So, I turn around to say something to my friend ignoring the ugly creature until his face turned into one of disgust. From what he said, it was something you didn't want to see. I was looking around to see the reaction of the crowd and they were more like this: :r  | ||
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SmoKing2012
United States385 Posts
On February 24 2009 19:32 Jayme wrote: Human beings only require 5 hours of sleep a night to function properly between the ages of 20-30, it's really the truth. Medical studies and all that have indicated the only reason people start to go bad with less then 7 hours is because they aren't used to it... I go on about 5 and a half hours of sleep a night and I'm absolutely fine. Source? | ||
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
- The countless times we've been Thursday drinking, showing up hungogver/drunk for classes the next day, getting 1-2 hours of sleep. - Our studytrip, where we averaged 3½ hours a sleep at night. Would've been less, but for some absurd reason everything closes at 2 am in Paris. On the same trip I remember gladly paying 11€'s for Mojitos at a place called Rotonde: best drink I've ever had, 4 kinds of rum and mixed just the right way. Litterally blew 200€'s there over the span of 4 nights. - On same trip: throwing up in the metro, running from the cops because we thought drinking was illegal in the streets, having a friend stripping in a crowded metro-train (and recording it, and showing it to the teachers) and wondering why beer costs nothing in supermarkets, but is expensive as shit in bars. - SuperBowl, with a followup Volleyball tournament the next day: never been so tired in my life. - Locking a friend inside a garden, forcing him to break it to get out. (The guy was pissed afterwards; the rest of us couldn't control ourselves laughing) - Boarding ships at the local harbor at 5.30 in the morning, and afterwards proceding to climb every building we could find. Getting home at 7 on a friday morning, while my mum was on her way to work. She thought I was home sleeping: awkward moment.  - Roskilde Festival 2007. Greatest thing ever. - Also a ton of fun sober moments, including my biology teacher busting me and 5 friends watching porn in the lunch break... :/ | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
(A friend of mine who can't drink for shit.... and look what happened =\) ![[image loading]](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v418/mrjaej/sadasdad.jpg) | ||
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Sky
Jordan812 Posts
I go to the laundromat and stick my curled up comforter into the machine. When I got back to the washer to take out my comforter there looked to be little pieces of pink chicken all over my comforter, so I pulled it out. As I pull out my comforter I hear this loud **thump** and look down to find a spherical clump of vomit, mostly consisting of pink chicken sitting on the floor. I also found the same in my bedsheets. Luckily no-one was at the laundromat! Had to buy some new things for my bed though... )= The best thing I love about my college life is living an hour from a ski resort, which I can go to at least three times a week after my classes... sexy... | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
but somehow I think ucsc is gonna be a lot more fun. As for stories I have none for college...yet. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
On February 24 2009 17:39 Solinren wrote: In order to really understand this "discrete shit", you have to really do the homework and read the textbook over and over again. Got a 52 on a midterm. ouch. im sorry haha. | ||
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Braintricks
137 Posts
On February 24 2009 14:50 SmoKing2012 wrote: You'd rather have your roommate in the room when your girlfriend's over? That's really not the point. I'd never ask him to leave the room because as much as it's my room, it's his room as well. And, even if he leaves, he doesn't tell me when he's going to be back because he feels like I'm being the asshole by "kicking" him out when I never asked him to leave in the first place. I suppose I should give the whole story though. We were decent friends before college. We hung out with same friends, knew each other at least a little. It's not like we were best friends and had been planning on this since we were born but, we both went to the same high school and figured rooming together would be better than rooming with a random person. Anyways, coincidentally, as soon as I went to college, things with a girl I'd been interested finally worked out and she came up for a weekend (ie. she doesn't go to school here, 3 hour drive away) and since I figured he'd be fine with it, he hung out with one of her friends along with our neighbor from across the hall, while her and I had some alone time. Little did I know the complications this would cause. So, next next weekend rolls around and he decides he's going to go visit his parents. I jump on the opportunity to invite my girlfriend up. He then mentions to me that he's only visiting his parents so her and I can have the weekend together. I told him he doesn't have to do that, that we'd be just as content with the situation if she just got to sleep over. There'd be no wild sexcapades, but that's fine, as long as I got to see her. But he insists, so whatever. I get to spend a weekend lounging around with her. Subsequent weekends pass and I ask if it's fine with him if she stays over. He says it'd be really uncomfortable for him because he knows we'd rather be doing other things that if he wasn't there, we could do. I tell him that that's true, but she just needs somewhere to stay. But no no, he drags the RA into it and his parents and tells all our mutual friends that I'm trying to kick him out of the room all the time just so I can have sex with my girlfriend for the entire weekend, etc etc. I give up, whatever, she'll just come up for the day. I get to see her at least and the room is in relative peace. She comes up that day and I ask if he's going to be out the room at any point during the day. He tells me that "he doesn't know" and says something to the tune of i can't believe you even dare to ask me this because of the way you've been treating me. So, I'm wtfing and saying I just want to know when you're out so you don't have to worry about walking in on us or whatever. You don't have to change your routine at all. He maintains that he shouldn't have to text anyone to get into his own room and storms off to do something. Anyways, this has been going on for awhile now. Weekends come and go and she spends weekends when he's out of town and if he's not, she just comes up for the day and we hang out, get dinner whatever. But then! I have the brilliant idea that she can just stay in a friend's room, who lives across the hall, and while it sucks, at least I get to see her some more. So, I mention to him that she's coming up and she's going to stay in our friend's room and he gives me a muffled response that I interpret as "yes, I heard you." I don't really know what his big problem is with it, but whatever. I'm starting to care less and less. She comes up, and after a day of watching movies with her and our mutual friend and chuckling as we see my roommate run in the room for 2 seconds then run back out, when it's pretty obvious that we're just sitting there, watching movies, not having a threesome or whatever he thinks is happening. Anyways, she sleeps in the room across the hall and that's that and she leaves the next night. He later tells that mutual friend that he had no idea she was coming up and is fucking pissed at me for making him look like an asshole in front of everyone. Well gee, I figured I was helping him out by not having him deal with the awkwardness he says he would get if we all slept in the same room. He never confronts me about it, he just doesn't really talk to me anymore. Flash forward to now, he's joined a frat and has his new friends and I have my friends and we've kind of been doing our own thing but now, I have a job that makes me work weekends and because of that, I can't just spend days with her, because that's when I work and it's pretty dumb if she'd come up on the train, spends the 50 bucks and sees me for 30 minutes or however it ends up being. So, next weekend I'm pretty set on having her stay over, despite his being weird about it and hopefully he'll see that it's really not a big deal, but I'm pretty sure he's going to overreact, like he does to everything, and I'll end up in a pile of shit. But to be honest, I could care less because despite what he thinks, I need to see her. Otherwise, I feel like shit and I can't really focus on school or work or whatever. tldr; Probably should have been a blog spot. | ||
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MasterReY
Germany2708 Posts
ur roommate is weird T_T | ||
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DeathSpank
United States1029 Posts
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Pyrrhuloxia
United States6700 Posts
On February 24 2009 18:59 Boblion wrote: Pro: - cheap as fuck ( 400 euros/year ROLF ) - You get some cool aids as a student. - You can repeat the years with infinite continues :D My school sucks, but at least I'd see catching aids as a turn for the worse. | ||
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