EPTPrevious entries in series:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=423732 Jeff's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=424750 John's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=425807 Rock's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=426610 Adv of Rock and AH Part 1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=428285 Adv of Rock and AH Part 2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=439677 Adv of Rock and AH Part 3
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=441795 Adv of Rock and AH Part 4
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=423732 Jeff's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=424750 John's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=425807 Rock's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=426610 Adv of Rock and AH Part 1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=428285 Adv of Rock and AH Part 2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=439677 Adv of Rock and AH Part 3
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=441795 Adv of Rock and AH Part 4
“Bye Asshopper!” Rock say as Asshopper leave because vacation.
“Bye Rock!” Asshopper respond, but struck by lightning because wearing tall hat...of METAL! Is no clouds even…
As Asshopper lay dead on ground, big flying monster land next to Rock.
“Hello Rock,” Monster say. “I am revenge for you because killing cousin, Bird! I am Bird’s cousin, Bird!”
Rock look at Bird and gasp. Rock suspicious. Rock think is trap, so make plan.
“Bird say he no have family,” Rock say.
“He lie.”
Damn. Trick no good. Bird cousin too smart for tricks. Bird start pecking away at Rock.
“Is too fast!” Rock say as trying to dodge attacks by standing still. “Asshopper, help me!”
Suddenly, Asshopper burst through doggy door riding dog as weapon, only no have dog license, so can’t drive very well.
“I am save you!” Asshopper shout, but crash into fire hydrant. Dog explode. Heat from explosion melt mask off Bird, revealing it to be none other than BIRD!
“Is no matter, Rock,” Bird say. “You still going to death!”
Rock think for plan, but forget thinking cap today, so no good. Shoes remember, poison birdseed remember, but thinking cap no remember! How Rock so forgetful!
As Bird continue pecking Rock, Asshopper come back with weapon and aim at Bird, only weapon is butter knife, so doesn’t matter that aim. Bird see knife and disarm Asshopper, who bleed out because no arms.
With all hope lost, Rock decide give up quietly.
“Ahhhhhh, save me!!!”
“Is no use!” Bird tell Rock. “You become dead now!”
Suddenly wind blow thinking cap onto Rock, and Rock remember Bird’s one weakness: death. Rock show Bird new shoes.
“Oh no!” Bird say. “Bird’s greatest weakness, shoes!” Bird stumbles back and falls because power draining from shoes. Rock show Bird poison birdseed.
“Rock have poison birdseed” Rock say.
“Oh no! Bird allergic to birdseed!” Bird say as eat it. Bird die from gunshot because Asshopper find gun and fired at Bird. Crazy neighbor Jeff come out because hear gunshot and throw Bird away. Asshopper walk up to Rock.
“Asshopper, you save me!” Rock say. Asshopper pat Rock on shoulder.
“I know.”
