EPTRock sit on front doorstep as said this, admiring horrendous thunderstorm. Asshopper pass by and greet Rock, but drown in nearby flood instead.
“Asshopper must be hurry” Rock thought. Rock wanted join but alas, Rock can’t swim. Rock just ate!
Suddenly, Bird land in front of Rock. Rock try shoe Bird off, but Rock forget not wearing any.
“Is no use, Rock!” Bird say. “You forget shoes today!”
Rock know this was the true. Rock so forgetful! Socks remember. Hat remember. But shoes? Shoes no remember!
Bird pick Rock up for the hungry and then to the nest.
Rock need think quick. Then, idea!
“Bird not like Rock.” Rock say. “Rock taste like steak!” Damn! Rock mess up. Rock mean to say Rock taste like rock! Now Bird not know Rock doesn’t taste like rock!
“Save me Asshopper!” Rock shouts.
Suddenly, Asshopper burst through nest, guns blazing!
“Rock, I save for you!” Asshopper say. But short lived because paper shredder.
“Oh no!” Rock say. “Asshopper no match for indigenous paper shredder tree!”
As Asshopper blow up, leg fly out and hit Bird in eye. Rock take advantage of opportunity by falling through nest into rock pile.
“Haha” Rock say. “Bird never find Rock in rock pile!”
Many time passed, and Bird give up and move back England. But Bird drown halfway over Atlantic because is pigeon and can't swim!
Crazy neighbor Jeff find Rock day later and put back front doorstep, next to Asshopper.
“But Asshopper, how you survive?” Rock ask.
“Fake leg!” Asshopper replied, and they laughed at the funny.
