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The Adventures of Rock and Asshopper Part 4

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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
January 24 2014 16:44 GMT
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Previous entries in series:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=423732 Jeff's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=424750 John's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=425807 Rock's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=426610 Adv of Rock and AH Part 1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=428285 Adv of Rock and AH Part 2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=439677 Adv of Rock and AH Part 3


“Is cold today!” Rock say. Winter have just come. Snow everywhere! Rock wish go inside Jeff house where warm, but remember sworn duty to protect doorstep from evil. Asshopper pass by.

“Hello Asshopper!” Rock say. Asshopper fall over from the frozen.

“Asshopper tired,” Rock say. He have hard past few days. Rock know Asshopper have troubles with Ladyhopper. Asshopper just not same since Ladyhopper caught him cheating with magic strippers. Poor Asshopper! Rock try help situation by recommending him give Rock half of strippers because, in Rock’s words, “Rock want magic strippers too!”

But selfish Asshopper keep strippers for self. Ladyhopper suspicious when first Asshopper bring home four strippers to fix TV. Then even more suspicious when saw Asshopper sleeping with them. But then find out truth when Asshopper say her that he cheating. Kick out a month later.

As Rock thinking about magic strippers, something grab Rock and Rock start fly. Rock look up and see Ladyhopper carrying him.

“Hello Ladyhopper!” Rock say.

“Hello Rock,” Ladyhopper respond. “Ready for die?” At this, Rock get worry. Rock birthday tomorrow! Rock not want miss own party. Then people be upset that Rock not show up! What think of Rock after that? Rock plead with Ladyhopper.

“Party in Rock tomorrow,” Rock say. “You invited!” Ladyhopper get mad and drop Rock in middle of Road before fly off.

Suddenly, wild car approaches. Rock see through winter fog that is shady neighbor John! Rock have not enough time to move out of way.

“Asshopper, save me!” Rock cry. Rock see figure out in middle of road twenty feet away through fog. Is Asshopper! And is holding kitchen knife!

“I save you Rock!” Asshopper yell as hold knife upright. As car approach, Asshopper make brave sacrifice as lay knife down and run away, but get run over instead.

“Asshopper noo!” Rock yell. Car tire explode from knife stab and car crash through crazy neighbor Jeff doorstep. Shady neighbor John crawl out from wreckage and go back house. Rock fail mission for protect doorstep from evil.

Suddenly, car headlight come out of nowhere and blind Rock. But as get closer, car stop.

“Get in, Rock!” Asshopper say. But before Rock get in RC car, Asshopper blow up from leaky gasoline fire.

“How RC car blow up from gasoline?” Rock say as fall back on doorstep, next to Asshopper.

“Asshopper, you still alive?” Rock ask. RC truck remains fall on Asshopper.

“No,” Asshopper joke, but then died. But still is funny so Rock laugh.


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Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
hp.Shell
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2527 Posts
January 24 2014 20:40 GMT
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Asshopper noo!
Please PM me with any songs you like that you think I haven't heard before!
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