EPTPrevious entries in series:
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=423732 Jeff's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=424750 John's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=425807 Rock's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=426610 Adv of Rock and AH Part 1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=428285 Adv of Rock and AH Part 2
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=423732 Jeff's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=424750 John's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=425807 Rock's House
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=426610 Adv of Rock and AH Part 1
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=428285 Adv of Rock and AH Part 2
Is been many days since Rock see Asshopper return back from trip to paper shredder factory. Rock grow worry.
“Rock hopes Asshopper is ok, Rock said” but forgot to put end quotes.
As Rock ponder when funeral happen, wild newspaper fly over Rock and attack!
“Oh no!” Rock say as newspaper shove in face. “Four dead in fatal crash!!!” Rock worry again. What if Asshopper die in fatal crash...four times? Rock think back of flashback to how Rock warn him not to phone and drive! Why it just last week when Asshopper pick up Rock in brand new RC car. Rock say him, he say, “Asshopper, don’t phone and drive!” Unfortunately Asshopper pull out cell phone (after putting down beer, of course) because want call strippers for pick up in new car. Suddenly, fatal crash into patio chair! Deck never same again. Is unavoidable, in hindsight.
As newspaper give up assault and fly away, Rock notice shady neighbor John standing over him.
“Hello, John! How is you?” Rock say, but not polite enough because John kidnap Rock as punishment. Rock should have known better than be so disrespectful! Shady neighbor John take Rock into kitchen and hold Rock up to light.
“Reveal me your secrets,” John say.
“Rock going commando!” Rock respond, but secret not good enough. John turn on blender for make mashed potatoes, only potatoes is Rock! As John hold Rock over blender, Rock cry for help.
“Save me Asshopper!”
All of a sudden, Asshopper burst through window, driving brand new Monster RC truck with strippers in back-seat (and front and on roof). Asshopper, seeing Rock in trouble, heroically falls off windowsill into blender, killing all, including him.
“Asshopper, Noo!” Rock cry. Shady neighbor John wonder how RC car break through window, also where Asshopper get strippers. Blender tip over and potato leak out.
“What mess!” John say and throw Rock out window, but land on front doorstep next to Asshopper because wind.
“But Asshopper, how survive?” Rock ask. Asshopper look at Rock and laugh.
“Magic strippers!”
