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On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote: I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off.
it's called a bidet
didn't even know that was how it was spelled until I googled it, but I remembered the name of it because of an SNL skit and it was all they said
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hahahah
On July 04 2012 15:51 wurm wrote: I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol
And I'm more interested in reading this thread.
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this has to be the best thread on TL right now. as to the OPs question. you could consider trimming your body hair and gradually get shorter and shorter the closer you get to the problem area
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Pandemona
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need like NSF ReadingWhilstEating spoiler on this ffs, im eating my breakfast ;; why did i continue to read ;;
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I.. I'm just gonna.. Uh.. Well, ok
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PROTIP:
Stop using paper: use baby wipes. This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.
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On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote: PROTIP:
Stop using paper: use baby wipes. This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later. Sounds expensive...
PROTIP:
You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later.
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On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel. Show nested quote +On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote: you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper? You can't flush baby wipes. keep a garbage can next to your toilet then
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Seems troll. Very good troll though. 5/5. In 10 years when someone necroes this shit the future TL'ers will have a good laugh. "Wouldn't want to stick my tongue in it...." rofl. You plan on wiping inside your butthole too?
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On July 04 2012 17:35 Mario1209 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel. On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote: you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper? You can't flush baby wipes. keep a garbage can next to your toilet then Sounds disgusting.
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I like to wash my ass in the shower right after shitting, so it smells like soap. This is why I avoid public toilets cuz there're no showers nearby to wash your ass with. The end.
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On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote: PROTIP:
Stop using paper: use baby wipes. This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later. Sounds expensive... PROTIP: You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later.
Or better yet just sit in the sink and let the water run for a while
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On July 04 2012 17:36 HazMat wrote:Show nested quote +On July 04 2012 17:35 Mario1209 wrote:On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote:I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel. On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote: you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper? You can't flush baby wipes. keep a garbage can next to your toilet then Sounds disgusting. how so?
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HAHAHAHA!! made my morning:D voted one wipe ofc.
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100% satisfaction guaranteed with all Walgreens products or your money back.
Do not flush
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This is either the greatest or the worst first post ever.
Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to.
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I am going to Europe on Monday, going to try the Bidet. I will keep you guys posted.
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On July 04 2012 17:51 foehammer wrote: This is either the greatest or the worst first post ever.
Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to.
I don't think I would trust it to clean my ass properly. I would still have to wipe at least once after its done to check its work. One of my worst fears is smelling like shit in public.
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