EPTFit to Lick?
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MyNameISYUMMY
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mikell
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Spray
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MyNameISYUMMY
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_Darwin_
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
What is this I don't even... | ||
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alderamin
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Whole
United States6046 Posts
OP, recently I've been using baby wipes if it is particularly annoying, but most times, I just have to accept being less thorough. | ||
Waxangel
United States33129 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote: I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off. I agree, a bidet seems like a good investment if cleanliness is that big a concern | ||
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MadProbe
United States269 Posts
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ecstatica
United States542 Posts
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Mesha
Bosnia-Herzegovina439 Posts
The weird stuff you are doing to your bumhole with wiping and stuff has easy solution - its called bathroom bidet or if you don't have one use the shower or something - you ll be nice and clean and stop hurting yourself. I can't belive i am responding to this post... but whatever. You say you Eastern descent and you are wiping - that's like a huge troll alarm because most the muslims (if that's what eastern is implying) prefer to wash and avoid wiping. ccc | ||
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jax1492
United States1632 Posts
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anrimayu
United States875 Posts
If you're into organic all natural stuff, try using leaves or rabbit fur. | ||
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Steelavocado
United States2123 Posts
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Tiegrr
United States607 Posts
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Feijichang
China167 Posts
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FinestHour
United States18466 Posts
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Lavalamp799
United States554 Posts
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Khrey
United States38 Posts
-USA!!! | ||
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autoexec
United States530 Posts
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1Eris1
United States5797 Posts
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Khrey
United States38 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:13 Tatari wrote: I decide to visit Teamliquid while eating a sandwich, and the first thread I see is this. What is this I don't even... I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all. | ||
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LittleAtari
Jordan1090 Posts
keep a gardening bucket in your bathroom. Fill it with water when you use the toilet and use that in conjunction with wiping. I've been in houses where people have attached bidet sprays to their toilet. You can mix in mild soap if needed. | ||
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GrayGhost
United States72 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:18 anrimayu wrote: bidet is the way to go. If you're into organic all natural stuff, try using leaves or rabbit fur. lol rabbit fur. ... i recommend using wet TP after you get it mostly clean. just to finish up and leave a nice clean feeling | ||
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Genesis Brood
United States193 Posts
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achristes
Norway653 Posts
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Antisocialmunky
United States5912 Posts
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autoexec
United States530 Posts
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
What a cringe-inducing thread >_< that really sounds like it sucks, I think a bidet would help with your problem though? | ||
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Al Bundy
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TyrantPotato
Australia1541 Posts
im sure the device could be used to assist in your situation. | ||
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thrawn2112
United States6918 Posts
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XoXiDe
United States620 Posts
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{ToT}ColmA
Japan3260 Posts
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DrThorMD
Canada359 Posts
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jdseemoreglass
United States3773 Posts
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SunTurtle
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iAmiAnC
United Kingdom317 Posts
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Leth0
856 Posts
Also, I don't think any asshole in the world is ever 'fit to lick'. Even those women who bleech their asshole....it doesn't matter what a person does to themselves, your asshole is always going to taste like shit (not speaking from experience just seems obvious) | ||
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SEA KarMa
Australia452 Posts
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FSKi
United States901 Posts
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polyphonyEX
United States2539 Posts
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AcrosstheSky
United States237 Posts
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HolyArrow
United States7116 Posts
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bjornkavist
Canada1235 Posts
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Diks
Belgium1880 Posts
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Velocirapture
United States983 Posts
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
Butt seriously, you really should learn to, you know, not damage your anus with toilet paper. Look, I know hair makes things difficult, but I have a lot of hair there too, and I have not had to bleed from there once to have a clean bum. | ||
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McFeser
United States2458 Posts
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Anacletus
United States733 Posts
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PrinceXizor
United States17713 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:47 Diks wrote: Right now people don't realise how funny this is, but in 5 years, when somebody will bump out the thread, it'll be histerical laugh all over the interwebz exactly, this thread will be the Day9 Airplane story or any of the random poorly drawn comics in the bw section of the new school TLers. Also, Use an electric trimmer on your butt/legs to cut it super close and then use a foiled electric razor to clean up the rest, as long as you don't push too hard, you won't get any ingrown hairs if you do the two step process. don't put the hair down a drain, stand in a trash bag or be extremely careful so you don't have to clean everything covered in hair. This method also works for chest/back hair as well. Source: Worked for school swim team. | ||
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iamahydralisk
United States813 Posts
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Shikyo
Finland33997 Posts
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-Switch-
Canada506 Posts
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hacklebeast
United States5090 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:38 SunTurtle wrote: This is like the NaDa's body thread. right now it seems super weird, but in the future it will be legendary. That implies that in the future this thread will be filled with 200+ pages of progamer wiping techniques. | ||
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FuGGu
United States176 Posts
....but seriously, should I wipe it until it's fit to lick? | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:19 Feijichang wrote: Wipe till you bleed. That's my motto. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. On another note, this thread is kinda disgusting...made me a bit sick to my stomach. This isn't really SFW either. | ||
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CrazyAsian
United States188 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:19 Feijichang wrote: Wipe till you bleed. That's my motto. Got a good laugh out of that one, thanks for that. | ||
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weeA
India442 Posts
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Probulous
Australia3894 Posts
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dragoon
United States695 Posts
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Millitron
United States2611 Posts
I don't exactly know what to say. Something complimentary though, that's for sure. | ||
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onewingedmoogle
Canada434 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:47 Diks wrote: Right now people don't realise how funny this is, but in 5 years, when somebody will bump out the thread, it'll be histerical laugh all over the interwebz I'd disagree with you there, I'm laughing my ass off right now in the present. And let me tell you, I'm having the time of my life. | ||
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
edit: relate in the sense that I also have the same sort of chronic habit. | ||
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AllHailTheDead
United States418 Posts
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Weebem-Na
United States221 Posts
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Perception
United States26 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:24 Khrey wrote: I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all. That's just fuckin' weird brah. =D | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
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MugenXBanksy
United States479 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
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Clazziquai10
Singapore1949 Posts
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SavageReborn
Australia106 Posts
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Nightops
United States66 Posts
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iXphobos
Germany1464 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:57 hacklebeast wrote: That implies that in the future this thread will be filled with 200+ pages of progamer wiping techniques. Dude, Flash wipes so fast, you can not even see... Btw, OP should be: "How do you remove creep?" | ||
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:39 Leth0 wrote: Also, I don't think any asshole in the world is ever 'fit to lick'. Even those women who bleech their asshole....it doesn't matter what a person does to themselves, your asshole is always going to taste like shit (not speaking from experience just seems obvious) 1a). If they're clean, they don't. 1b). Bleaching isn't required 2). You don't know what you're missing. On July 04 2012 13:38 SunTurtle wrote: Btw, OP should be: "How do you remove creep?" win | ||
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Uncultured
United States1340 Posts
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:30 Uncultured wrote: Nair your asshole. Hair slips right off. Only have to do it once in a while Uhhh...I don't think that's a good idea. I've heard of people nairing their balls and it burns so painfully that they want to cut them off. And if you consider the fact that the OP's ass hole is raw/cut up from his thorough wiping, nair would be a terrible idea. Unless he video tapes it. Then that would be funny enough to watch so that it would be worth his sacrifice. | ||
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drshdwpuppet
United States332 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:30 Uncultured wrote: Nair your asshole. Hair slips right off. Only have to do it once in a while dont. do this... just trust me okay? | ||
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:30 Uncultured wrote: Nair your asshole. Hair slips right off. Only have to do it once in a while As the last few posters have said, not a good idea. | ||
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Uncultured
United States1340 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:32 Oiseaux wrote: As the last few posters have said, not a good idea. Get the stuff for sensitive areas. I do it all the time. Works great. Alternative is getting Preparation H wipes. Or any sort of wet wipes that are flushable. | ||
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arb
Noobville17920 Posts
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:33 Uncultured wrote: Get the stuff for sensitive areas. I do it all the time. Works great. OP!! Don't listen to this guy. He wants to set your asshole on fire. | ||
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:33 Uncultured wrote: Get the stuff for sensitive areas. I do it all the time. Works great. Never checked out Nair that thoroughly, didn't realize they had a sensitive area version. I'll keep it in mind if I break my phobia of it. | ||
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SnipedSoul
Canada2158 Posts
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InFkHand
Canada46 Posts
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:36 SnipedSoul wrote: Get a dog. ...The fuck | ||
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Uncultured
United States1340 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:34 MichaelDonovan wrote: OP!! Don't listen to this guy. He wants to set your asshole on fire. You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. | ||
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote: You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. I like you, lol. | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote: You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. But the second bird is going to be hit later anyway when his asshole gets licked right? | ||
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iamahydralisk
United States813 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:36 SnipedSoul wrote: Get a dog. aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bailing the fuck out of here | ||
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[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
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Vindicare605
United States16053 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote: You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. LOL. This thread just turned into gold. | ||
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Uncultured
United States1340 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:38 MichaelDonovan wrote: But the second bird is going to be hit later anyway when his asshole gets licked right? Three birds, one stone. Shit just keeps getting better and better. And they say humanity isn't progressing, HAH. | ||
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Dreamer.T
United States3584 Posts
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Oiseaux
United States676 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:40 Uncultured wrote: Three birds, one stone. Shit just keeps getting better and better. And they say humanity isn't progressing, HAH. Your double entendre is too much to handle. | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
User was warned for this post (NSFW pic) | ||
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Tatari
United States1179 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:37 Uncultured wrote: You've obviously never eaten extremely hot peppers. Now THAT burns the butthole. Worst Nair ever did for me was mild warmness and a pleasant tingling sensation. Shit it's practically like KY Warming Sensation. You might as well get off while removing your hair. That's the epitome of two birds, one stone, my friend. ^If this is the case I'm totally for it. | ||
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SwizzY
United States1549 Posts
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speedphlux
Bulgaria962 Posts
What I do is just wipe the main part decent enough and then jump straight under the shower after each visit to the toilet. Usually it doesn't happen so I take a dump outside my home, so it's not a problem. If it does happen however, then it's "Wipe ! Wipe ! Wipe !" until your crack starts hurting pretty much. Oh and I'm definately of the eastern european kind :/ Damn jungle ! It's tricky not to get "monkeys" there. | ||
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Aerisky
United States12129 Posts
Who says TL moderators don't have a sense of humor ^^ | ||
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GrapeD
Canada679 Posts
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SuddenlyRain
Australia12 Posts
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CajunMan
United States823 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote: I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off. Those are actually terrible I don't know how anyone gets there ass clean with that I just now have wet shit on my ass. I say shave your ass that's what I do man you gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. I don't think those Brazilian wax places give happy endings but never hurts to check otherwise do it yourself. Also Nair can burn might not be the best idea. | ||
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Anacletus
United States733 Posts
![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/White_cat_licking.jpg) | ||
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Bandino
United States342 Posts
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flamewheel
FREEAGLELAND26780 Posts
wat | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
edit: I read this somewhere^ | ||
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:09 Pholon wrote: Don't wax. Once you get a sweaty crack your cheeks seal up vacuum shut and that's a whole different world of problems. edit: I read this somewhere^ Just gave me an idea. He could invest in a butt plug. Keep it plugged tight for like a week and then let it all out. He can then thoroughly wipe and then his ass will have a whole week to heal up before the next round. | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
It's beyond me why you care so much about your assholes, lol. Now let's all imagine the world without toilet paper. | ||
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FuDDx
United States5007 Posts
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Audemed
United States893 Posts
The Fuck Also, lol. | ||
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Talin
Montenegro10532 Posts
For fucks sake. | ||
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Psychobabas
2531 Posts
just use water in the shower | ||
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ControlMonkey
Australia3109 Posts
Either that or stop eating altogether and get an artificial stomach. Really those are the only two realistic options. But remember- consult your doctor before undertaking any drastic amateur procedures! | ||
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ChApFoU
France2982 Posts
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Mario1209
United States1077 Posts
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Scribble
2077 Posts
After all, laughter is the best medicine. | ||
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wurm
Philippines2296 Posts
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:41 ChApFoU wrote: Thread of the year ! I pissed myself xD Yeah im pretty much laughing maniacally, espiecially at the cat thats licks to fit...lol. I vote nair. | ||
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Scribble
2077 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:51 wurm wrote: I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol Right now, I see this, the Spiderman thread, Higgs, Korean Music, and ActivisionBlizzard being sold. Combining those 5 topics could make for some really fun creative writing prompts. | ||
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brinker
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JerKy
Korea (South)3013 Posts
Ideally though, I take my main bathroom-event in the morning (usually sometime after I wake up) and shower afterwards so I'm the cleanest I can be. As for what you said... ingrown hairs and stuff..? bleeding? How does that even happen? x_x | ||
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Kaonis
United States243 Posts
Just take a shower after you go, if it's that bad. I have the lower body of a chimpanzee, and I've never heard of it being that bad. What are you even eating? As for preserving the wonderful aesthetic of the butt, just wax up to the bottom of your cheeks (stand so you can tell it apart) Leave your legs, and there you go. Bare butt, forested legs, you'll look even manlier! I have no idea what is going on. | ||
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Prugelhugel
Austria637 Posts
Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe | ||
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Zerothegreat
United States787 Posts
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Wafflelisk
Canada1061 Posts
On July 04 2012 16:13 Prugelhugel wrote: What the hell did I just read? Next thread incoming: [G] How to whipe .. that may or may not be a useful guide for other people who are definitely, 100% NOT me >.> <.< | ||
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fAnTaCy
United States893 Posts
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GhostLink
United States450 Posts
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CrazyF1r3f0x
United States2120 Posts
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DyEnasTy
United States3714 Posts
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NEEDZMOAR
Sweden1277 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:24 Khrey wrote: I've watched people taking a shit, saw the poop come out directly out of there asshole, while eating, and it doesn't bother me at all. Good for.... no wait that's not it.... seek help! yeah that's better... OT: As much as OP reeks of troll I can actually relate to this problem, due to anxiety and nervousness I tend to sometimes sweat around that area, which is why one needs to be 100% clean or it will smell, thing is if you wipe to much it will start to bleed, but use wet paper and then very gently use dry again, it will help a lot. | ||
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endy
Switzerland8970 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:49 Mario1209 wrote: you could try using baby wipes instead of toilet paper? You can't flush baby wipes. | ||
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Mortal
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ChriS-X
Malaysia1374 Posts
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
On July 04 2012 16:19 fAnTaCy wrote: This...is a quality thread..I approve = D | ||
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emc
United States3088 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:10 Spray wrote: I lost it at ingrown hairs. Get one of those toilets that spray water to clean your anus off. it's called a bidet didn't even know that was how it was spelled until I googled it, but I remembered the name of it because of an SNL skit and it was all they said | ||
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Juisson
Finland52 Posts
On July 04 2012 15:51 wurm wrote: I can't believe this topic and the Higgs particle topic are at the top of the General Forum. lol And I'm more interested in reading this thread. | ||
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omnic
United States188 Posts
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Pandemona
Charlie Sheens House51450 Posts
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MidKnight
Lithuania884 Posts
Well, ok | ||
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architecture
United States643 Posts
Stop using paper: use baby wipes. This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later. | ||
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jdseemoreglass
United States3773 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote: PROTIP: Stop using paper: use baby wipes. This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later. Sounds expensive... PROTIP: You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later. | ||
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Mario1209
United States1077 Posts
On July 04 2012 16:35 endy wrote: I never take a shit if I can't take shower right after. So basically, no shit outside of home/hotel. You can't flush baby wipes. keep a garbage can next to your toilet then | ||
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Infernal_dream
United States2359 Posts
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HazMat
United States17077 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:35 Mario1209 wrote: keep a garbage can next to your toilet then Sounds disgusting. | ||
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julianto
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote: Sounds expensive... PROTIP: You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later. Or better yet just sit in the sink and let the water run for a while | ||
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Mario1209
United States1077 Posts
how so? | ||
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architecture
United States643 Posts
$2.50. Flushable. | ||
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Vallros
Denmark64 Posts
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Svetz
Australia311 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:42 architecture wrote: Baby wipes: http://www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-premium-baby-wipes/ID=prod6013803-product $2.50. Flushable. 100% satisfaction guaranteed with all Walgreens products or your money back. Do not flush | ||
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foehammer
United States80 Posts
Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to. | ||
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Azera
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Steelavocado
United States2123 Posts
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MichaelDonovan
United States1453 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:51 foehammer wrote: This is either the greatest or the worst first post ever. Bidet is awesome btw although it takes a little getting used to. I don't think I would trust it to clean my ass properly. I would still have to wipe at least once after its done to check its work. One of my worst fears is smelling like shit in public. | ||
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NeonFlare
Finland1307 Posts
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Cokefreak
Finland8094 Posts
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XiGua
Sweden3085 Posts
I would never lick my bumhole. ._. | ||
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Vindicare605
United States16053 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:38 MichaelDonovan wrote: Or better yet just sit in the sink and let the water run for a while lol! | ||
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plasmidghost
Belgium16168 Posts
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Latham
9554 Posts
I live by 1 rule - the bunghole is a 1-way only street. Only things go out - you understand? I wipe until it's clean I guess...? | ||
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Tobberoth
Sweden6375 Posts
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OrchidThief
Denmark2298 Posts
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Doomwish
438 Posts
step 1. wipe with TP until nothing comes off ( a visual check is important here) step 2. dampen TP and wipe until nothing comes off step 3. alternate steps 1 and 2 until completely clean step 4. bask in the complete glory of a fresh-feces free rectum (also don't forget to flush after every 3 wipes or so because too much TP clogs the toilet) wasteful , inefficient and effective. The way all things should be done. | ||
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Passion
Netherlands1486 Posts
On July 04 2012 18:15 Doomwish wrote: I have a special ritual for making sure i get my ass nice and clean. step 1. wipe with TP until nothing comes off step 2. dampen TP and wipe until nothing comes off step 3. alternate steps 1 and 2 until completely clean step 4. bask in the complete glory of a fresh-feces free rectum (also don't forget to flush after every 3 wipes or so because too much TP clogs the toilet) wasteful , inefficient and effective. The way all things should be done. Don't forget to mention it's also quite harmful for your body! | ||
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Lowko
Netherlands286 Posts
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Doomwish
438 Posts
On July 04 2012 18:17 Passion wrote: Don't forget to mention it's also quite harmful for your body! what toilet paper? what do you suggest.....Sand? | ||
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Probe1
United States17920 Posts
I just.. lol shave your hairy ass. | ||
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Mentalizor
Denmark1596 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:19 Steelavocado wrote: Get a bidet. They are pretty common in Europe no? No... at least in Scandinavia they're not. I've ever only seen one. However, if this is an issue, I think it would be a good investment. I think this is a really weird topic though. I reckon with all the hair and such most people wouldn't lick a mans ass anyway | ||
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Naphal
Germany2099 Posts
also ew licking. | ||
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Holgerius
Sweden16951 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14079 Posts
Shave the parts which are close to the parts that matter. Done. Always clean npnp. PS: This reminds me of a "take a dump while standing or sitting"-thread we had some years ago. Anyone remember what I mean? | ||
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marttorn
Norway5211 Posts
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Warzilla
Czech Republic311 Posts
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InfusedTT.DaZe
Romania693 Posts
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StarBrift
Sweden1761 Posts
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r.Evo
Germany14079 Posts
Wiping: Sitting or Standing? | ||
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namste
Finland2292 Posts
As an example: Imagine the following scenario.. You're walking down the street, and suddenly you fell face first into a pile of dog poop. Do you then proceed into: a) wiping your face and consider it clean; OR b) washing your face for 40 minutes and still feeling like your face is dirty? | ||
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Kwidowmaker
Canada978 Posts
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Jonoman92
United States9102 Posts
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SilSol
Sweden2744 Posts
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DarkPlasmaBall
United States43952 Posts
So basically, I'm of eastern European descent. For anybody who isn't, basically what that means is your leg hair is really nothing more than an extension of your pubes I spit out my drink. Hilarious. I hope this stays open. Looking back to the old days of legendary nonsense threads that get the occasional epic necro, we need the occasional new one from time to time. To contribute to the topic (as should be done, obviously), I thoroughly wipe until the toilet paper doesn't change colors anymore. | ||
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G4rrett
England124 Posts
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote: HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF: Wiping: Sitting or Standing? hoi o/ this thread here is glorious hahaha | ||
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thoradycus
Malaysia3262 Posts
also lol cant say much about the OP | ||
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r.Evo
Germany14079 Posts
oh hai. "Yeah we didn't speak for a while and met again in a thread discussing how to get your ass clean" =( I'm kind of waiting for someone to blog about all the fecal/urine threads on TL. >_< | ||
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Looms
United States4624 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:20 thoradycus wrote: Dont get why using paper seems to be normal among some people. If i had to, Ill probably use half the roll O.O because its specifically designed to remove the remaining excrement from your ass then break down in water. we arent talking about busting out a few sheets of 8.5x11 to get the job done :D | ||
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Ryndika
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Stratos
Czech Republic6104 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:04 r.Evo wrote: HA I FOUND THE THREAD THIS REMINDED ME OF: Wiping: Sitting or Standing? same here. these threads are the few that are of any worth in the general forums  | ||
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Corvi
Germany1406 Posts
oh well, i got some advice anyway: you have to eat good, like wholemeal products. then your shit will come out like a bobsled and you barely have to wipe at all and still be ready to get licked. | ||
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Nausea
Sweden807 Posts
On July 04 2012 18:59 r.Evo wrote: Coming straight from the Higgs thread, love the variance around. Shave the parts which are close to the parts that matter. Done. Always clean npnp. PS: This reminds me of a "take a dump while standing or sitting"-thread we had some years ago. Anyone remember what I mean? Particles and matter. This is now officially a thread on Dark Matter. | ||
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Tuthur
France985 Posts
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Kickboxer
Slovenia1308 Posts
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Mowr
Sweden791 Posts
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Sephy90
United States1785 Posts
A friend brought up a nice talk about how there are tons of hand sanitizers and different soaps but we still use toilet paper to wipe our shit. If you had shit on your arm would you just wipe it off with toilet paper or actually clean it well? I still use toilet paper and clean well but I miss baby wipes. OH HOW FUN! All my life I've wiped standing but recently started sitting down which felt very weird because I was uncomfortable doing it~ | ||
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Kuni
Austria765 Posts
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Kull of Atlantis
Turkey98 Posts
this thread reminds me of teamliquid.net pre-2009. "Certainly close-able but it's not necessary to do so" In our country every toilet has water spray mechanism. It works great. Also it happens to be that I am suffering a medical condition called "Alopecia Universalis" meaning I lost all hair in my body (1 year ago) Meaning I am kinda lucky about this matter Anyway, good luck to you in your journey :D | ||
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Knap4life
Slovenia333 Posts
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nymfaw
Norway430 Posts
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SpaceFighting
New Zealand690 Posts
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SomniGiggles
United Kingdom214 Posts
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Equity213
Canada873 Posts
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Equity213
Canada873 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote: Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place. hahaha I love how you actually have a word for that! Gluckswurzn! I love those! | ||
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MassacrisM
United Kingdom149 Posts
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Daimai
Sweden762 Posts
*yay* Then I open it and read the poll *A bit wierd but whatever..* Then I read the text about some guys asshole *EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW* wp wp | ||
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KainiT
Austria392 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote: Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place. You sure you didn't just make that one up? I have never heard about that expression -.- | ||
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shucklesors
Singapore1176 Posts
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snow2.0
Germany2073 Posts
http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße Errrr. Not really sure i want to be in this thread. I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny. | ||
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NeonFox
2373 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:35 snow2.0 wrote: Nope KainiT, he didn't. http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße Errrr. Not really sure i want to be in this thread. I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny. I overheard two friends talking about that and they called it a "perfect". I wipe until the paper comes back clean but I've never have that cause ingrown hair and bleeding oO | ||
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Alay
United States660 Posts
Just take a shower afterwards, even just a quick rinse will do. | ||
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Copymizer
Denmark2079 Posts
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kafkaesque
Germany2006 Posts
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KapsyL
Sweden704 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:19 Tiegrr wrote: I read the poll and voted for the worst answer. I did this too. | ||
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
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HardCorey
United States709 Posts
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Psychobabas
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![[image loading]](http://www.toddswanderings.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Japanese-Toilet.jpg) | ||
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radscorpion9
Canada2252 Posts
Edit: Damn that's a nice looking toilet! | ||
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Zorkmid
4410 Posts
Now that I have, I must say this is the first ass-wiping poll I've ever seen. One question comes to mind. If you get your asshole licked so often, couldn't you just eliminate wiping altogether and save big big cash? | ||
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iNbluE
Switzerland674 Posts
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s0ma
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ggrrg
Bulgaria2716 Posts
I've found wet wipes to be really helpful. Pooping jst before showering is another useful habit. And due to this thread I believe that bidets might be the way to go. | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
On July 04 2012 19:03 StarBrift wrote: This has to be a top contender for most vulgar thread ever concieved on TL. Not even close. There have been a lot of obscene or random gems. | ||
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Papulatus
United States669 Posts
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Ahelvin
France1866 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:53 Incze wrote: I just want to have been in this thread, forever in the Liquid hall of SHAME. Fixed that for you... On a related note, shower is your friend . | ||
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StarStruck
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NoSmurfHere
New Zealand613 Posts
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
On July 04 2012 21:25 Papulatus wrote: This is a troll thread. Whatchu talking about...? Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price. | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
On July 04 2012 21:37 RogerX wrote: Whatchu talking about...? Anyway use leaves and twigs, they're incredibly effective for their price. Just make sure it isn't poison ivy. | ||
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Piste
6167 Posts
![[image loading]](http://www.spinalistips.se/bilder/11/239_11_badrum1_600wm.jpg) | ||
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Kuni
Austria765 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:35 snow2.0 wrote: Nope KainiT, he didn't. http://www.stupidedia.org/stupi/Scheiße Errrr. Not really sure i want to be in this thread. I'd not lick any asshole, no matter how shiny. lol wtf that link !!! | ||
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sorrowptoss
Canada1431 Posts
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Grimmyman123
Canada939 Posts
But, the OP's never heard of baby whipes? | ||
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Groog
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Aterons_toss
Romania1275 Posts
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peacenl
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Phlatline
Croatia176 Posts
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BillClinton
232 Posts
to the op: use baby oil (sunflower oil) when u shave your butt hole, then u wont have any problems after this is really recommended for people who have itching problems after going to the toilet ask your proctologist | ||
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Kittan
Poland3999 Posts
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Dbars
United States273 Posts
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Ropid
Germany3557 Posts
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Stress
United States980 Posts
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BillClinton
232 Posts
On July 04 2012 14:24 travis wrote: what i learned from this is that OP seems to have an interest in licking buttholes you cant imagine how many people like to do it | ||
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RockIronrod
Australia1369 Posts
I'm thinking about switching to wet wipes. | ||
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Geo.Rion
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Hassybaby
United Kingdom10823 Posts
On July 04 2012 22:32 Geo.Rion wrote: What the actual.... I dont even.... How's a thread like this on TL, im shell-shocked He'll be in this thread soon don't worry. You gotta shave tht shit dude! | ||
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Existential
Australia2107 Posts
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xTrim
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On July 04 2012 20:06 Kuni wrote: Where I come from, there is actually something called the "Glückswurzn" ... roughtly translated it would mean like "lucky root". Doesn't happen often, but I am sure you can train it to occur more often by using your butt-muscles better. What it is, it's basically when you take a dump and don't have to wipe your ass, because it's perfectly clean in the first place. Yeah those are great. It's kind of weird you have a name for it though.. For anyone of you who feel sick after reading this thread, i highly recommend [url blocked]. As a fairly hairy person, I can only wish you good luck. I must ask you though: how are you even sure you're not clean enough to be licked? Usually it's kind of hard to tell. Do you have some kind of mirror contraption set up so that you can view your bum in great detail after wiping? | ||
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Fragile51
Netherlands15767 Posts
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BillClinton
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Stitch
Hong Kong134 Posts
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Guamshin
Netherlands295 Posts
It sure worked though, have to admit it's pretty funny :D. | ||
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Lalalaland34486 Posts
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:04 Guamshin wrote: You guys have all been trolled, I mean, just look at his name and Posts count. It sure worked though, have to admit it's pretty funny :D. How is that a troll? It's a legitimate concern. | ||
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote: Sounds expensive... PROTIP: You don't need paper! It's true! Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done. Thank me later. Oh jesus christ.. | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
Yeah man. That's why you shake hands with your right hand. Back in the good old times everyone wiped with the left hand and dipped it in a jar of water afterwards | ||
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SpaceFighting
New Zealand690 Posts
edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks. | ||
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RogerX
New Zealand3180 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:28 SpaceFighting wrote: can we have a butt licking barcraft please?? preferably somewhere that isn't going to be a long trip from New Zealand, as I don't want to take a shit on the way there, and savour it edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks. Theres the barcraft hosted by playtech. Meet you there after I use the toilet! | ||
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Euronyme
Sweden3804 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:28 SpaceFighting wrote: can we have a butt licking barcraft please?? preferably somewhere that isn't going to be a long trip from New Zealand, as I don't want to take a shit on the way there, and savour it edit: afterwards im keen on playing some sc2 if anyone else is keen. thanks. A... butt licking barcraft? I imagine some kind of human centipede that goes on in a big circle of people while starcraft is on a big screen TV. I think your particular sexual orientation is too rare for a proper barcraft to consist of only of TeamLiquiders, but nevertheless I wish you the best of luck. You might have better luck posting in sex forums and find people there who are ok with playing starcraft afterwards though. | ||
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Kull of Atlantis
Turkey98 Posts
No, normally it's not that long, so you don't shit on it. ![[image loading]](http://www.itusozluk.com/image/taharet-muslugu_282664.jpg) | ||
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Zinnwaldite
Norway1567 Posts
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oemoR
Canada29 Posts
Dude... L.o.l. Such a funny community. | ||
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amd098
Korea (North)1366 Posts
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jarrydesque
584 Posts
For everything. | ||
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OpticalShot
Canada6330 Posts
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gape.ninja
Japan249 Posts
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Turquoise
Turkey145 Posts
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EchoZ
Japan5041 Posts
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davidohx
United States114 Posts
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Kull of Atlantis
Turkey98 Posts
On July 05 2012 00:18 EchoZ wrote: Whats going on? We are debating on the Licks Boson. Welcome, join in... | ||
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CrtBalorda
Slovenia704 Posts
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Lesrah
Portugal110 Posts
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discomatt
113 Posts
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_wipe /thread | ||
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mierin
United States4943 Posts
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InvXXVII
Canada242 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:47 Kull of Atlantis wrote: This is what we use here No, normally it's not that long, so you don't shit on it. I was going to say something similar lol. They have the same thing in Japan, except that the pipe is way way way more subtle lol. But seriously, if you ever get the chance, try them. Amazing. Can adjust jet power and temperature of the water. And the temperature of the toilet seat too. | ||
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Deleted User 255289
281 Posts
Also, this should go in blogs right? | ||
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nennx
United States310 Posts
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Kevan
Sweden2303 Posts
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Ayush_SCtoss
India3050 Posts
Also I lol'd | ||
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SaYyId
Portugal277 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:15 ecstatica wrote: If youre truly eastern european you shouldnt worry about wiping That was not funny. | ||
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Ero-Sennin
United States756 Posts
Or you could shave the area at least... | ||
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
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MentalGNT
Denmark1264 Posts
OT: I'm pretty damn thorough. Not to the point where I start bleeding though. | ||
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
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Romano
Germany60 Posts
PS: I rly hope some of the poll answers arent for real... this is rly disturbing | ||
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FFGenerations
7088 Posts
unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree. this is true for females as much as for males. if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you. i say this because unless you use wet wipes or some amount of water (or a flannel) it is practically impossible to not smear in some fashion. there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. | ||
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Mackin
Ireland181 Posts
Absolutely hilarious post. | ||
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Zrana
United Kingdom698 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly). unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree. this is true for females as much as for males. if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you. there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. I challenge anyone to read this post and not immediately wonder if they've accidently taken some drugs. | ||
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Kull of Atlantis
Turkey98 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. this part made my day it's a hard job you are doing btw, you must be another level on being human and patience. huge props | ||
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lannisport
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amazingxkcd
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
It has exceeded expectations. For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
Problem solved and moving on. This thread equals O_O | ||
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Romano
Germany60 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:52 The KY wrote: I've seen this thread on the sidebar a couple of times now and never clicked on it, fearing it's contents. It has exceeded expectations. For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type. yes; 100% agree. | ||
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Zinnwaldite
Norway1567 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. I have a fair bit of hair,, but 2 out of 5 times when i poop i don't need to wipe at all,, i'm half blessed indeed.. | ||
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Fulla
United Kingdom519 Posts
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Mzimzim
United States221 Posts
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
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julianto
2292 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:22 Euronyme wrote: Yeah man. That's why you shake hands with your right hand. Back in the good old times everyone wiped with the left hand and dipped it in a jar of water afterwards LOL These are the posts that get me excited with disgust. | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:06 IshinShishi wrote: There's a course you can take in Brazil to learn how to deal with that, it's called "Apreciando o buraco" which roughly translates to 'Enjoying the crack', you basically learn series of techniques to become one with it, don't rush the act, it's all about the feel, you will never need to wipe again, it takes time, but eventually it will always be as clean as a whistle. Can you take it by correspondence? | ||
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andynewin
United States105 Posts
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Sofestafont
United States83 Posts
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:32 andynewin wrote: BTW I was wondering do overweight people need to wipe more? I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet... | ||
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InoyouS2
1005 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:42 bonifaceviii wrote: I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet... *sigh* after gaining alot of weight in the last year, i can assure you, we (overweight people Q.Q) need to wipe more. Even with spreaded cheeks. And im not even huge :-< | ||
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FeUerFlieGe
United States1193 Posts
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
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sCCrooked
Korea (South)1306 Posts
Omfg there's over 16 pages on discussion of anus cleanliness. Carry on. *Reality check complete. Please resume your regularly-scheduled internetz.* | ||
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MajorityofOne
Canada2506 Posts
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WilDMousE
Chile1335 Posts
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Wrath 2.1
Germany880 Posts
1) get nacked 2) dump 3) shower* 4) ??? 5) profit (feel good.) *as you probably already showered that day just wash your body and not the hair again. | ||
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