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Poll: can you handle the truth

Yes (4)

44%

I can't handle the truth! (2)

22%

No (2)

22%

Maybe (1)

11%

Undecided (0)

0%

9 total votes

Your vote: can you handle the truth

(Vote): I can't handle the truth!
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): Maybe
(Vote): Undecided

[04:44] <DivinO> We have to use your name
[04:44] <marttorn> my name for what?
[04:44] <DivinO> to attempt to sell a crackpot elixir for girls aspiring for better endowment
[04:44] <DivinO> "Dr. Marttorn's Magic Mammary Mix."

[04:47] <TheToast> I don't even think mattron is a person
[04:47] <TheToast> I think it's just a dog running across a keyboard
[04:47] <TheToast> with auto correct

[22:07] <+Jaaaaasper> dude lesbian sex with a bunch of bw related chicks
[22:08] <+Jaaaaasper> it would be awesome
[22:08] <+Jaaaaasper> whats not to like

<+vGl-CoW> this conversation is forever on my hard dick (im tattooing everything

<+vGl-CoW> it looks like i have a rly gross dick disease when im flaccid but then i get hard and you see it's an IRC log

[14:39] <+vGl-CoW> my attic houses a lego town built for the sole purpose of making my dick look rly rly big
[14:39] <+vGl-CoW> godzilla big
[14:40] <+vGl-CoW> knock over a church tower
[14:40] <+vGl-CoW> makes me feel like a big man

[23:17] <+probe1> you caught me
[23:17] <+probe1> dicks dicks dicks love em
[23:17] <+probe1> cant get enough

[17:36] <+Archas> ACHIEVEMENTS BABY
[17:36] <+marttorn> YES
[17:36] <+marttorn> THAT IS TRUE
[17:36] <+Archas> ACHIEVEMENTSSSS
[17:36] <+solidbebe> YAH
[17:36] <+marttorn> FUCKING ARLHBALIWUDHKAUWDAW
[17:36] <+solidbebe> ACHIVVMEENTSS
[17:36] <+marttorn> ACHUIEVEMENTS HEUAHUEHAUHUEHUUEHEUE
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> WHAT THE FUCK
[17:36] <+solidbebe> HUUUHSD
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> HAHAHA
[17:36] <+marttorn> ANYWAY YOU PIECES OF SHIT
[17:36] <+solidbebe> UUUH WAHCIVVMENTSS
[17:36] <+Archas> k can we all stop being gay
[17:36] <+solidbebe> AAHUUUHUEHAU
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> ACHIECEMVTS
[17:36] <+solidbebe> ACHIVVEMENAST
[17:36] <+marttorn> ACIHMANTS
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> BLIZZARDDDDD
[17:36] <+Archas> HENTAiiii
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> NO LAN
[17:36] <+solidbebe> BVLIZZAAAARDDDDD
[17:36] <+Archas> wait wut
[17:36] <+HwangjaeTerran_> BUT AHIECMTESNS!
[17:36] <+solidbebe> zzzLLIVVVIZZAADD

[04:31] <Archas> I've found no dicks or tits.
[04:31] <Archas> I found Obama though.

[04:34] <CyDe> OH FUCK
[04:34] <CyDe> SAFE SEARCH IS OFF
[04:34] <Archas> OH MY GOD A CHICK WITH A DICK
[04:34] <Archas> NOOO

[22:21] <supernovamaniac> im staying at my aunt's house
[22:21] <OpticalShot> aup anm
[22:21] <OpticalShot> sup
[22:21] <OpticalShot> wait
[22:21] <OpticalShot> were u at
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> was sleeping and i just wanted to fart
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> so i farted
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> and soemthing came out along with the fart
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> fucking shit
[22:21] <OpticalShot> LOL
[22:21] <jpak> hahahahaha
[22:21] <marttorn> wtf
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> how the fuck do i clean this up
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> fucking brown sheets
[22:21] <supernovamaniac> FUCKING BROWN SHEETS

[02:13] <DivinO> stimulates it every time

(no context is good)

[01:12] <vGl-CoW> the local dick sucking plant
[01:12] <vGl-CoW> yeah i work at this plant.. we basically suck dicks all day

[03:30] <Archas> If that happens, you wouldn't know anyway
[03:31] <marttorn> That is unless I fuck you in the ass until you tell me
[03:31] <Archas> I'm sure you can make it in.
[03:31] <Archas> Might take a little bit
[03:31] <marttorn> Ahhahahaha
[03:31] <Archas> WOW
[03:31] <Archas> FUCKING
[03:31] <Archas> REALLY

[00:27] <vGl-CoW> And lo, did He drinketh the jizz, and flicketh He His tongue to catch the beads of cum in His beard

[21:52] <Kiett> chop ur dick off
[21:52] <Kiett> then chop ur balls off
[21:52] <OpticalShot> just
[21:52] <OpticalShot> ow
[21:52] <Kiett> then die from trauma

[19:44] <OpShot> unless it appeals to the opposite sex
[19:44] <OpShot> useless imo
[19:44] <Kiett> wow
[19:44] <Kiett> fuck you
[19:44] <Kiett> fuck
[19:44] <Kiett> you
[19:44] <Kiett> maybe we want nice hair
[19:44] <Kiett> for ourselves
[19:44] <Kiett> ever think of that
[19:44] <HwangjaeTerran_> no
[19:44] <Kiett> i dont give a fuck what guys think about my hair
[19:44] <HwangjaeTerran_> no one ever did
[19:44] <OpShot> *shrugs*
[19:44] <Kiett> so go suck some dicks
[19:44] <OpShot> woa the anger
[19:44] <HwangjaeTerran_> aww shiiiiiet
[19:44] <vGl-CoW> could one get bleaching streaks on their pubes
[19:44] <vGl-CoW> hypothetically
[19:44] <OpShot> pullin out the suckdick card
[19:44] <HwangjaeTerran_> OpShot u got served
[19:44] <marttorn> straight served optical