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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
Poll: Sitting or Standing? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing It's just come to my attention (don't ask how, LOL) that people wipe in TWO ways: sitting or standing. This amazed me, I didn't even know that there were people that did it the other way. To see if others are as shocked as I am, I won't reveal which way was more popular; I'll let the voting speak for itself. I'm aware that this a wierd fucking topic, but I found it shocking. So: Sitting or Standing? | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
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paper
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the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote: if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access? the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O Haha, IDK, but the fact that there are two different ways surprised the hell out of me. Most sitters had your questions about the others' method and the standers were concerned about accidentally putting their hand in the water or misjudging when they were done. The thread was both hilarious, yet enlightening. | ||
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mmgoose
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Spike
United States1392 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote: I stand Are your surprised with the poll? | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
I stand  | ||
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Genesis Brood
United States193 Posts
While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:22 freelander wrote: can I ask why did you start this thread? On January 03 2009 21:23 Hans-Titan wrote: Hee, interesting question. What made you wonder? I stand There was a link on ebaumsworld to random facts about feces. In there it said how most people sit, but some also stand. EDIT: On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote: How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back? While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? If you sit, you lean to one side. If your right or left handed would make a difference too, I suppose. | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
Actually, yes. I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old. | ||
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pangshai
Chinatown5333 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote: How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back? While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? On January 03 2009 21:26 jjun212 wrote: Actually, yes. I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old. This is exactly what I was thinking. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
And sometimes, when I have the energy, I place one of my legs on the counter to do the spreading and wipe from there. No lie, no joke. | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
The paragraph(s) that started my train of thought to start this thread was this: "This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world. In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet. In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose." (Taken from: http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php) EDIT: On January 03 2009 21:28 pangshai wrote: Where's the option for squatting? I didn't think far enough ahead. The option would exist, I suppose. On January 03 2009 21:29 haduken wrote: is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net? Sure, why not? It's civilized enough. | ||
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GTR
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