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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 16:44 GMT
#61
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.
Peace~
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 16:45:43
January 03 2009 16:45 GMT
#62
What about public toilets? I like to get my ass cheeks off those seats as fast as possible (even if covered with toilet paper), so there's no time to sit and wipe :p
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
January 03 2009 16:50 GMT
#63
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 03 2009 16:51 GMT
#64
Standing- But first i walk a bit so it rubs real nice.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 16:51 GMT
#65
On January 04 2009 01:44 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.


Agree. That was awful T_T
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 17:03 GMT
#66
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't

QFT but some people don't have a choice. Whenever I know I will be in a public place for a prolonger period of time I do my best to do it before or hold it, but if it is a daily thing (think school/work) then I gradually change my biological schedule to not have to do it there. In some places it's not so bad, like white-collar neighborhoods and workplaces.
Peace~
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 03 2009 17:06 GMT
#67
Standing is much easier for me. Sitting...>.> seems too difficult
PhotographerLiquipedia. Drop me a pm if you've got questions/need help.
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
January 03 2009 17:10 GMT
#68
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 17:13 GMT
#69
On January 04 2009 02:10 nortorius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit.

I worked 10-11 hour shifts at a factory, and I gradually trained myself out of the need to take a shit there :p It's doable.
Peace~
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 17:25:07
January 03 2009 17:24 GMT
#70
Much like the way you progress on Iccup, at D- you usually start up turteling and being way too passive, ie sitting down, then when you know how to micro and feel comfortable in your position, you stand up beacuse you know you have the confidence to do it, much like moving out from from your base.
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
January 03 2009 17:25 GMT
#71
On January 03 2009 21:28 Cambium wrote:
I do it half way between standing and sitting. Back in the old days, we didn't have toilet seats, so sitting wasn't an option to begin with.

Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote:
How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back?

While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front?


Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:26 jjun212 wrote:
On January 03 2009 21:19 Salv wrote:
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote:
I stand


Are your surprised with the poll?


Actually, yes.

I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old.



This is exactly what I was thinking.


uh old days = 1900?
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
January 03 2009 17:33 GMT
#72
On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote:
i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney.


wtf
fromis_9 enjoyer
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
January 03 2009 17:45 GMT
#73
both
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
January 03 2009 18:03 GMT
#74
Let me break down the real importance of this thread for all the doubters.

A. You most likely scoop your poop based upon what you saw your parents doing as a child. You may not remember it, but I somehow doubt your parents made sure you never saw them take a crap as an infant.

B. People with lower IQs have more children than people with higher IQs.

C. The prevalence of sitting and wiping can be explained as the behaviour of low IQ individuals.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 03 2009 18:09 GMT
#75
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both

There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9104 Posts
January 03 2009 18:14 GMT
#76
Also, do you wipe front to back, or back to front?
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
January 03 2009 18:15 GMT
#77
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote:
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both



Some Chinese geneticists were having a convention over the summer at UCD and one of them took a crap in the shower and just left it there =/
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
January 03 2009 18:22 GMT
#78
This is weirdly interesting to me, I never even knew people did it standing up. Doesn't seem as sanitary to me.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
January 03 2009 18:55 GMT
#79
nothin like a good stand up after a good sit down
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 19:02:55
January 03 2009 19:01 GMT
#80
I bend over and wipe from my eep down to my balls.

I use moisturized baby wipes.

This is the only way.

The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet.

But you get used to that.
RIP Aaliyah
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