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DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
January 03 2009 19:12 GMT
#81
I just tried doing it sitting for the first time, felt scary, was afraid I'd touch some, also had to more or less guess if it was clean or not, so afterwards I had to double-check with a standing-wipe anyways.

I'll continue to do it standing in the future.
white_box921
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United Kingdom967 Posts
January 03 2009 19:17 GMT
#82
On January 03 2009 22:34 Hot77.iEy wrote:
Sitting style seems so much more troublesome! You have so little room to maneuver your hand without touching anything nasty.


isn't this where all the SC practice come in, think about the finger works you have done over your mouse/keyboard and it doesn't seem too hard
Magicbox
Profile Joined June 2004
Denmark73 Posts
January 03 2009 19:19 GMT
#83
On January 04 2009 04:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I bend over and wipe from my eep down to my balls.

I use moisturized baby wipes.

This is the only way.

The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet.

But you get used to that.


wtf?!


On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


qft. I shit once a day and I make sure i'm doing it while i'm at home.

And I had NO idea that people would wipe standing. I mean wtf!? Wouldn't it cause your buttchecks (spelling?) to tighten up and press the shit back in? xD
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 03 2009 19:26 GMT
#84
omfg lol Salv i expected nothing less

quality post haha
Nightmare1795 wrote: I played a guy in bronze who said he was Japanese. That was the only game I ever dropped a nuke, which was purely coincidental.
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 03 2009 19:26 GMT
#85
i used to do it standing, then figured out sitting was much easier
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 03 2009 19:28 GMT
#86
O.o strange question, also how do you wipe while sitting? O.o
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
January 03 2009 19:41 GMT
#87
What about crouching?
I'll call Nada.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 03 2009 19:44 GMT
#88
I wasnt even aware of the possibility of doing it while standing.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 19:52:36
January 03 2009 19:52 GMT
#89
Who are these crazies standing up while they wipe?? Do you guys eat hamburgers on a hotdog bun as well??
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 03 2009 19:52 GMT
#90
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote:
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both



When I first arrived in Japan, I would spray then wipe every time I take a dump. After a few months, it became really (I mean really) time consuming, so I stopped spraying. I'd still always do it at work though...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6421 Posts
January 03 2009 20:05 GMT
#91
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote:
if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access?

the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O

you dont stand up straight... i bend over when i stand up and do my thing
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niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5281 Posts
January 03 2009 20:13 GMT
#92
WHAT?

some people stand while wiping the ass? omfg

Someone explain how standing is more practical than sitting?

On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote:
i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney.

LOL
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 03 2009 20:16 GMT
#93
On January 04 2009 04:41 lololol wrote:
What about crouching?

I think that's what they mean by standing. It's not a true stand
blabberrrrr
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5502 Posts
January 03 2009 20:18 GMT
#94
I thought only chicks sit...
life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 03 2009 20:20 GMT
#95
On January 04 2009 04:12 DennizR wrote:
I just tried doing it sitting for the first time, felt scary, was afraid I'd touch some, also had to more or less guess if it was clean or not, so afterwards I had to double-check with a standing-wipe anyways.

I'll continue to do it standing in the future.

you don't have to guess, you just look at the toilet paper and see if it's clean or not...
blabberrrrr
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20019 Posts
January 03 2009 20:27 GMT
#96
Wtf people stand up to wipe there ass? Just stick your hand behind you and wipe from from to back while you're sitting what the hell.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
January 03 2009 20:32 GMT
#97
:O. This poll poll cant be real. I thought it would be atleast 80% sitting, and 20% standing. seriously WTF?
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
January 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#98
Yeah I almost cant believe this. When did this split between standers and sitters even happen? Can't even stereotype you standers as it seems like you are from a lot of different countries too.. blows my mind.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#99
On January 04 2009 01:51 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:44 fanatacist wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.


Agree. That was awful T_T


Lol I actually like those comments.
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
January 03 2009 20:48 GMT
#100
Maybe you should wipe your face more.
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