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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:04 GMT
#1
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Poll: Sitting or Standing?
(Vote): Sitting
(Vote): Standing

It's just come to my attention (don't ask how, LOL) that people wipe in TWO ways: sitting or standing. This amazed me, I didn't even know that there were people that did it the other way. To see if others are as shocked as I am, I won't reveal which way was more popular; I'll let the voting speak for itself.

I'm aware that this a wierd fucking topic, but I found it shocking.

So: Sitting or Standing?
Pholon
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands6142 Posts
January 03 2009 12:07 GMT
#2
wtf o_o
Moderator@TLPholon // "I need a third hand to facepalm right now"
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 12:09:47
January 03 2009 12:09 GMT
#3
if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access?

the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O
Hates Fun🤔
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:15 GMT
#4
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote:
if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access?

the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O


Haha, IDK, but the fact that there are two different ways surprised the hell out of me. Most sitters had your questions about the others' method and the standers were concerned about accidentally putting their hand in the water or misjudging when they were done. The thread was both hilarious, yet enlightening.
mmgoose
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
769 Posts
January 03 2009 12:16 GMT
#5
i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney.
And you know if a grandmother had a penis she would be a grandfather.
Spike
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1392 Posts
January 03 2009 12:17 GMT
#6
put me in the camp where standing seems awkward.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 03 2009 12:19 GMT
#7
I stand
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:19 GMT
#8
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote:
I stand


Are your surprised with the poll?
freelander
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Hungary4707 Posts
January 03 2009 12:22 GMT
#9
can I ask why did you start this thread?
And all is illuminated.
Hans-Titan
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
Denmark1711 Posts
January 03 2009 12:23 GMT
#10
Hee, interesting question. What made you wonder?

I stand
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Genesis Brood
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States193 Posts
January 03 2009 12:24 GMT
#11
How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back?

While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front?
I'll love you like I love the palm of my hand.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 12:27:44
January 03 2009 12:26 GMT
#12
On January 03 2009 21:22 freelander wrote:
can I ask why did you start this thread?


On January 03 2009 21:23 Hans-Titan wrote:
Hee, interesting question. What made you wonder?

I stand


There was a link on ebaumsworld to random facts about feces. In there it said how most people sit, but some also stand.

EDIT:
On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote:
How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back?

While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front?


If you sit, you lean to one side. If your right or left handed would make a difference too, I suppose.
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 03 2009 12:26 GMT
#13
On January 03 2009 21:19 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote:
I stand


Are your surprised with the poll?


Actually, yes.

I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old.
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
January 03 2009 12:28 GMT
#14
Where's the option for squatting?
#1 midas fan
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 12:29:08
January 03 2009 12:28 GMT
#15
I do it half way between standing and sitting. Back in the old days, we didn't have toilet seats, so sitting wasn't an option to begin with.

On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote:
How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back?

While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front?


On January 03 2009 21:26 jjun212 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:19 Salv wrote:
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote:
I stand


Are your surprised with the poll?


Actually, yes.

I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old.



This is exactly what I was thinking.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
haduken
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia8267 Posts
January 03 2009 12:29 GMT
#16
is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net?
Rillanon.au
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 03 2009 12:30 GMT
#17
When I stand, I manually pull my left ass cheek to the side with my left hand and wipe from the back, bottom to top with my right hand.

And sometimes, when I have the energy, I place one of my legs on the counter to do the spreading and wipe from there.

No lie, no joke.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 12:32:59
January 03 2009 12:30 GMT
#18
To be honest, I'm surprised with the responses of the thread. I was expecting more 'WTF' responses.

The paragraph(s) that started my train of thought to start this thread was this:

"This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world.
In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet.
In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose." (Taken from: http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php)

EDIT:
On January 03 2009 21:28 pangshai wrote:
Where's the option for squatting?


I didn't think far enough ahead. The option would exist, I suppose.

On January 03 2009 21:29 haduken wrote:
is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net?

Sure, why not? It's civilized enough.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51674 Posts
January 03 2009 12:35 GMT
#19
this is like the do you piss in the shower thread ;;
Commentator
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51674 Posts
January 03 2009 12:36 GMT
#20
these two = similar to this

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=35853
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21670
Commentator
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:38 GMT
#21
On January 03 2009 21:35 GTR-2-Go wrote:
this is like the do you piss in the shower thread ;;


In a way, but one of those options is 'wrong'. You shouldn't be urinating in the shower, that can't be good. That thread is just seeing who breaks taboo. (Although I've read that urine is sterile unless your ill) This is more of a thread indicating your preference and also enlightening those who didn't know there was two options.

I sure as hell didn't.
GearitUP
Profile Joined November 2008
United States337 Posts
January 03 2009 12:42 GMT
#22
On January 03 2009 21:28 pangshai wrote:
Where's the option for squatting?


LOL I agree,
I'm a squatter thus I cannot vote or it would be a lie...
Uhmm can you add a new vote with the squatting option puh-lease.
As to the pissing in the shower thing, no lol why? the toilet is RIGHT THERE! Your only VALID excuse for pissing in the shower is being drunk, then I think you can let it slide every now and then,

To tie this into this thread, just FYI people,
DO NOT SHIT WHILE SITTING/SQUATTING/ OR STANDING IN THE SHOWER... it wont go down no matter which way you wipe.
Own<Owned<Ownt<Pwn<Pwned<PwnT< YOU NEWB!
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:44 GMT
#23
Sorry, I don't know how to add or remove options to polls without destroying the current votes. Perhaps a mod can do it.
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 03 2009 12:46 GMT
#24
umm likek ind of half stand? its not like completely legs straight up and down standing .. lool
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Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 12:47 GMT
#25
On January 03 2009 21:46 alffla wrote:
umm likek ind of half stand? its not like completely legs straight up and down standing .. lool


That is squatting; that's the option some what added to the poll lol.
GearitUP
Profile Joined November 2008
United States337 Posts
January 03 2009 12:52 GMT
#26
Like this,,,, but not so gay... (the guy in back)
[image loading]
Own<Owned<Ownt<Pwn<Pwned<PwnT< YOU NEWB!
kdog3683
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States916 Posts
January 03 2009 13:06 GMT
#27
I too am shocked

Standing... is just disgusting.
Sitting... you stick your hand with toliet paper under the toliet seat and up your ass?

Squatting ftw...
Multiply your efforts.
meegrean
Profile Joined May 2008
Thailand7699 Posts
January 03 2009 13:27 GMT
#28
I can do either way.
Brood War loyalist
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 03 2009 13:28 GMT
#29
how the hell do people 'stand' then wtf O_O like seriosuly legs standing straight all the way up ?! then the shit like goes back in ur ass and like shit smears all over ur butt cheeks .. >____>
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
koziol
Profile Joined October 2008
Poland768 Posts
January 03 2009 13:30 GMT
#30
what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure
DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
January 03 2009 13:32 GMT
#31
I stand. I usually need to use a whole lot of TP though... I might try sitting next time
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 13:34 GMT
#32
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote:
what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure


Wiping after using the restroom. Cleaning yourself up. Understand now?
Hot77.iEy
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Finland1486 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 13:36:48
January 03 2009 13:34 GMT
#33
Sitting style seems so much more troublesome! You have so little room to maneuver your hand without touching anything nasty.

Question for sitters: Do you bring your hand in front of your face after every wipe, before dropping the paper, to check if the paper is clean or do you just wipe some and leave without knowing you are done? Standing up this is effortless to do because of so much space but i dunno about the space between your thigh and the toilet seat..
-.-
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
January 03 2009 13:36 GMT
#34
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote:
what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure


wiping your bum bum
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
koziol
Profile Joined October 2008
Poland768 Posts
January 03 2009 13:41 GMT
#35
ok i undrestand - i do it while standing.. lol i think here in europe most ppl do this while standing.. good question Hot77.iEy

and lol strange question
koziol
Profile Joined October 2008
Poland768 Posts
January 03 2009 13:43 GMT
#36
ok i undrestand - i do it while standing.. lol i think here in europe most ppl do this while standing.. good question Hot77.iEy

and lol strange question
NotSupporting
Profile Joined February 2008
Sweden1998 Posts
January 03 2009 13:45 GMT
#37
waaaat, people do it while standing? This is something totaly new to me. I do it while sitting and I though everyone else did too :S:S:S
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
January 03 2009 13:49 GMT
#38
sittin wtf are you guys wiping back to front then?
frankbg
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada335 Posts
January 03 2009 14:22 GMT
#39
I used to sit, now I stand. It's like evolution you know, man use to crawl on the ground and once we stood up we became much more efficient.
sushiman
Profile Joined September 2003
Sweden2691 Posts
January 03 2009 14:29 GMT
#40
Standing sounds like risky business.
1000 at least.
ZBiR
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
Poland1092 Posts
January 03 2009 14:29 GMT
#41
Standing while bending forward.
I knew some people were sitting, but I sure was suprised that it's that common (poll results).
Itachii
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Poland12466 Posts
January 03 2009 14:31 GMT
#42
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote:
what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure

god just stop posting lol
La parole nous a été donnée pour déguiser notre pensée
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
January 03 2009 14:35 GMT
#43
Sitting.
And a big WTF to standing. I thought everybody did it sitting.
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Quanticfograw
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
United States2053 Posts
January 03 2009 14:35 GMT
#44
lol what - the - fuck
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Piste
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
6183 Posts
January 03 2009 14:48 GMT
#45
I sit, just becouse of the reason that the access is better and leaves you more clean.
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
January 03 2009 15:05 GMT
#46
wow wtf, i thought everybody did it sitting... weird.
minisense
Profile Joined December 2008
Korea (South)27 Posts
January 03 2009 15:12 GMT
#47
sitting!
easier to spread + simply drop the tissue after use without looking
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 15:20 GMT
#48
On January 03 2009 23:29 sushiman wrote:
Standing sounds like risky business.


Some people like to live dangerously, I guess .

Megalisk
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States6095 Posts
January 03 2009 15:54 GMT
#49
Standing, I had no idea people did it sitting..WTF
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ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
January 03 2009 15:55 GMT
#50
whoops, i accidently voted sitting
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
January 03 2009 15:56 GMT
#51
On January 03 2009 21:29 haduken wrote:
is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net?

lol
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
January 03 2009 16:01 GMT
#52
I do like a crab walk kind of deal.
Chains none
Gretchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Germany128 Posts
January 03 2009 16:04 GMT
#53
On January 03 2009 22:41 koziol wrote:
ok i undrestand - i do it while standing.. lol i think here in europe most ppl do this while standing.

No.
there are no girls on the internet
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 16:16 GMT
#54
I stand up but with knees bent and back leaning forward, this spreads the cheeks enough and I get a comfortable wiping angle and a measure of how much I have left to clean.
Peace~
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 03 2009 16:23 GMT
#55
People sit?? I've always stood...wow, this is shocking. And I use fanaticist's method.
✌
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
January 03 2009 16:24 GMT
#56
oh dear god @ this thread
what the hell

to be fair i became aware of the other method a few years back. it was quite a shock at the time, lol
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
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Sprite
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States1015 Posts
January 03 2009 16:31 GMT
#57
Both just to mix things up.
Firebathero is still the best!
vik170
Profile Joined September 2008
Norway11 Posts
January 03 2009 16:32 GMT
#58
i just 1a2a3a4a
snakkes
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 03 2009 16:33 GMT
#59
I don't understand the other way... Personally, I sit, but squatting is good
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
January 03 2009 16:34 GMT
#60
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already
✌
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 16:44 GMT
#61
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.
Peace~
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 16:45:43
January 03 2009 16:45 GMT
#62
What about public toilets? I like to get my ass cheeks off those seats as fast as possible (even if covered with toilet paper), so there's no time to sit and wipe :p
ToT)OjKa(
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Korea (South)2437 Posts
January 03 2009 16:50 GMT
#63
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't
OjKa OjKa OjKa!
Cloud
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sexico5880 Posts
January 03 2009 16:51 GMT
#64
Standing- But first i walk a bit so it rubs real nice.
BlueLaguna on West, msg for game.
Salv
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Canada3083 Posts
January 03 2009 16:51 GMT
#65
On January 04 2009 01:44 fanatacist wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.


Agree. That was awful T_T
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 17:03 GMT
#66
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't

QFT but some people don't have a choice. Whenever I know I will be in a public place for a prolonger period of time I do my best to do it before or hold it, but if it is a daily thing (think school/work) then I gradually change my biological schedule to not have to do it there. In some places it's not so bad, like white-collar neighborhoods and workplaces.
Peace~
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
January 03 2009 17:06 GMT
#67
Standing is much easier for me. Sitting...>.> seems too difficult
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nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
January 03 2009 17:10 GMT
#68
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit.
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
January 03 2009 17:13 GMT
#69
On January 04 2009 02:10 nortorius wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit.

I worked 10-11 hour shifts at a factory, and I gradually trained myself out of the need to take a shit there :p It's doable.
Peace~
Senx
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Sweden5901 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 17:25:07
January 03 2009 17:24 GMT
#70
Much like the way you progress on Iccup, at D- you usually start up turteling and being way too passive, ie sitting down, then when you know how to micro and feel comfortable in your position, you stand up beacuse you know you have the confidence to do it, much like moving out from from your base.
"trash micro but win - its marine" MC commentary during HSC 4
Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
January 03 2009 17:25 GMT
#71
On January 03 2009 21:28 Cambium wrote:
I do it half way between standing and sitting. Back in the old days, we didn't have toilet seats, so sitting wasn't an option to begin with.

Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote:
How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back?

While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front?


Show nested quote +
On January 03 2009 21:26 jjun212 wrote:
On January 03 2009 21:19 Salv wrote:
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote:
I stand


Are your surprised with the poll?


Actually, yes.

I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old.



This is exactly what I was thinking.


uh old days = 1900?
You are crushing me like a cheese sandwich
lxginverse
Profile Joined May 2008
Monaco1506 Posts
January 03 2009 17:33 GMT
#72
On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote:
i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney.


wtf
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DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
January 03 2009 17:45 GMT
#73
both
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
January 03 2009 18:03 GMT
#74
Let me break down the real importance of this thread for all the doubters.

A. You most likely scoop your poop based upon what you saw your parents doing as a child. You may not remember it, but I somehow doubt your parents made sure you never saw them take a crap as an infant.

B. People with lower IQs have more children than people with higher IQs.

C. The prevalence of sitting and wiping can be explained as the behaviour of low IQ individuals.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
inlagdsil
Profile Joined May 2008
Canada957 Posts
January 03 2009 18:09 GMT
#75
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both

There is nothing cuter than a zergling when it has just started taking crack
Jonoman92
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
United States9110 Posts
January 03 2009 18:14 GMT
#76
Also, do you wipe front to back, or back to front?
maleorderbride
Profile Joined November 2002
United States2916 Posts
January 03 2009 18:15 GMT
#77
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote:
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both



Some Chinese geneticists were having a convention over the summer at UCD and one of them took a crap in the shower and just left it there =/
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Titusmaster6
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5937 Posts
January 03 2009 18:22 GMT
#78
This is weirdly interesting to me, I never even knew people did it standing up. Doesn't seem as sanitary to me.
Shorts down shorts up, BOOM, just like that.
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
January 03 2009 18:55 GMT
#79
nothin like a good stand up after a good sit down
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DoctorHelvetica
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States15034 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 19:02:55
January 03 2009 19:01 GMT
#80
I bend over and wipe from my eep down to my balls.

I use moisturized baby wipes.

This is the only way.

The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet.

But you get used to that.
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DennizR
Profile Joined May 2007
Sweden653 Posts
January 03 2009 19:12 GMT
#81
I just tried doing it sitting for the first time, felt scary, was afraid I'd touch some, also had to more or less guess if it was clean or not, so afterwards I had to double-check with a standing-wipe anyways.

I'll continue to do it standing in the future.
white_box921
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United Kingdom967 Posts
January 03 2009 19:17 GMT
#82
On January 03 2009 22:34 Hot77.iEy wrote:
Sitting style seems so much more troublesome! You have so little room to maneuver your hand without touching anything nasty.


isn't this where all the SC practice come in, think about the finger works you have done over your mouse/keyboard and it doesn't seem too hard
Magicbox
Profile Joined June 2004
Denmark73 Posts
January 03 2009 19:19 GMT
#83
On January 04 2009 04:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote:
I bend over and wipe from my eep down to my balls.

I use moisturized baby wipes.

This is the only way.

The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet.

But you get used to that.


wtf?!


On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote:
you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't


qft. I shit once a day and I make sure i'm doing it while i'm at home.

And I had NO idea that people would wipe standing. I mean wtf!? Wouldn't it cause your buttchecks (spelling?) to tighten up and press the shit back in? xD
andiCR
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Costa Rica2273 Posts
January 03 2009 19:26 GMT
#84
omfg lol Salv i expected nothing less

quality post haha
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Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
January 03 2009 19:26 GMT
#85
i used to do it standing, then figured out sitting was much easier
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
naonao
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States847 Posts
January 03 2009 19:28 GMT
#86
O.o strange question, also how do you wipe while sitting? O.o
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
January 03 2009 19:41 GMT
#87
What about crouching?
I'll call Nada.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
January 03 2009 19:44 GMT
#88
I wasnt even aware of the possibility of doing it while standing.
Warrior Madness
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada3791 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-03 19:52:36
January 03 2009 19:52 GMT
#89
Who are these crazies standing up while they wipe?? Do you guys eat hamburgers on a hotdog bun as well??
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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
January 03 2009 19:52 GMT
#90
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote:
Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose.

[image loading]

Poll: Do you wipe or spray water?
(Vote): Wipe
(Vote): Spray water
(Vote): Regularly do both



When I first arrived in Japan, I would spray then wipe every time I take a dump. After a few months, it became really (I mean really) time consuming, so I stopped spraying. I'd still always do it at work though...
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
caelym
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6430 Posts
January 03 2009 20:05 GMT
#91
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote:
if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access?

the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O

you dont stand up straight... i bend over when i stand up and do my thing
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
January 03 2009 20:13 GMT
#92
WHAT?

some people stand while wiping the ass? omfg

Someone explain how standing is more practical than sitting?

On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote:
i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney.

LOL
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 03 2009 20:16 GMT
#93
On January 04 2009 04:41 lololol wrote:
What about crouching?

I think that's what they mean by standing. It's not a true stand
blabberrrrr
jimminy_kriket
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Canada5539 Posts
January 03 2009 20:18 GMT
#94
I thought only chicks sit...
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blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
January 03 2009 20:20 GMT
#95
On January 04 2009 04:12 DennizR wrote:
I just tried doing it sitting for the first time, felt scary, was afraid I'd touch some, also had to more or less guess if it was clean or not, so afterwards I had to double-check with a standing-wipe anyways.

I'll continue to do it standing in the future.

you don't have to guess, you just look at the toilet paper and see if it's clean or not...
blabberrrrr
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20168 Posts
January 03 2009 20:27 GMT
#96
Wtf people stand up to wipe there ass? Just stick your hand behind you and wipe from from to back while you're sitting what the hell.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MadNeSs
Profile Joined March 2007
Denmark1507 Posts
January 03 2009 20:32 GMT
#97
:O. This poll poll cant be real. I thought it would be atleast 80% sitting, and 20% standing. seriously WTF?
sprawlers
Profile Joined June 2007
Norway439 Posts
January 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#98
Yeah I almost cant believe this. When did this split between standers and sitters even happen? Can't even stereotype you standers as it seems like you are from a lot of different countries too.. blows my mind.
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
January 03 2009 20:46 GMT
#99
On January 04 2009 01:51 Salv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 04 2009 01:44 fanatacist wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:34 jwd241224 wrote:
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote:
i just 1a2a3a4a


...... wtf can this just die already

I think temp bans should be given out starting now.


Agree. That was awful T_T


Lol I actually like those comments.
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
January 03 2009 20:48 GMT
#100
Maybe you should wipe your face more.
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