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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
Poll: Sitting or Standing? (Vote): Sitting (Vote): Standing It's just come to my attention (don't ask how, LOL) that people wipe in TWO ways: sitting or standing. This amazed me, I didn't even know that there were people that did it the other way. To see if others are as shocked as I am, I won't reveal which way was more popular; I'll let the voting speak for itself. I'm aware that this a wierd fucking topic, but I found it shocking. So: Sitting or Standing? | ||
Pholon
Netherlands6142 Posts
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paper
13196 Posts
the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote: if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access? the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O Haha, IDK, but the fact that there are two different ways surprised the hell out of me. Most sitters had your questions about the others' method and the standers were concerned about accidentally putting their hand in the water or misjudging when they were done. The thread was both hilarious, yet enlightening. | ||
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mmgoose
769 Posts
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Spike
United States1392 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:19 jjun212 wrote: I stand Are your surprised with the poll? | ||
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freelander
Hungary4707 Posts
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Hans-Titan
Denmark1711 Posts
I stand  | ||
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Genesis Brood
United States193 Posts
While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:22 freelander wrote: can I ask why did you start this thread? On January 03 2009 21:23 Hans-Titan wrote: Hee, interesting question. What made you wonder? I stand There was a link on ebaumsworld to random facts about feces. In there it said how most people sit, but some also stand. EDIT: On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote: How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back? While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? If you sit, you lean to one side. If your right or left handed would make a difference too, I suppose. | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
Actually, yes. I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old. | ||
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pangshai
Chinatown5333 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:24 pinktemplar wrote: How do you guys access the area: by putting your hands in between your crotch which would give you access to the area from the front OR by going behind ur back? While we're at it, do you wipe front to back or back to front? On January 03 2009 21:26 jjun212 wrote: Actually, yes. I never once had the thought of wiping while sitting. Not once. And I am 20 years old. This is exactly what I was thinking. | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
And sometimes, when I have the energy, I place one of my legs on the counter to do the spreading and wipe from there. No lie, no joke. | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
The paragraph(s) that started my train of thought to start this thread was this: "This isn't really scientific, but I did a quick survey, and everyone asked (including both males and females) said that they wipe sitting down. There was even a reason provided: that sitting down spreads the cheeks apart and makes access easier. This survey was done on Guam, and Guam is technically part of the United States, and most people here probably use American toilet habits. However, if you travel a bit, you will discover that people deal with left-over poop in different ways in other parts of the world. In Europe, for example, that water fountain in the bathroom isn't for drinking. It's a bidet for hosing off after using the toilet. In Southeast Asia, you don't sit on the toilet at all. The toilet is a low, porcelain-lined trench, and the user squats over it. Next to the toilet is a bin of water. You scoop water out of the bin with your left hand and use that to cleanse yourself. You aren't supposed to use your left hand for any other purpose." (Taken from: http://www.smellypoop.com/facts_about_poop.php) EDIT: On January 03 2009 21:28 pangshai wrote: Where's the option for squatting? I didn't think far enough ahead. The option would exist, I suppose. On January 03 2009 21:29 haduken wrote: is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net? Sure, why not? It's civilized enough. | ||
GTR
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GTR
51497 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=35853 http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=21670 | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:35 GTR-2-Go wrote: this is like the do you piss in the shower thread ;; In a way, but one of those options is 'wrong'. You shouldn't be urinating in the shower, that can't be good. That thread is just seeing who breaks taboo. (Although I've read that urine is sterile unless your ill) This is more of a thread indicating your preference and also enlightening those who didn't know there was two options. I sure as hell didn't. | ||
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GearitUP
United States337 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:28 pangshai wrote: Where's the option for squatting? LOL I agree, I'm a squatter thus I cannot vote or it would be a lie... Uhmm can you add a new vote with the squatting option puh-lease. As to the pissing in the shower thing, no lol why? the toilet is RIGHT THERE! Your only VALID excuse for pissing in the shower is being drunk, then I think you can let it slide every now and then, To tie this into this thread, just FYI people, DO NOT SHIT WHILE SITTING/SQUATTING/ OR STANDING IN THE SHOWER... it wont go down no matter which way you wipe. | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:46 alffla wrote: umm likek ind of half stand? its not like completely legs straight up and down standing .. lool That is squatting; that's the option some what added to the poll lol. | ||
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GearitUP
United States337 Posts
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kdog3683
United States916 Posts
Standing... is just disgusting. Sitting... you stick your hand with toliet paper under the toliet seat and up your ass? Squatting ftw... | ||
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meegrean
Thailand7699 Posts
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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koziol
Poland768 Posts
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DennizR
Sweden653 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote: what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure Wiping after using the restroom. Cleaning yourself up. Understand now? | ||
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Hot77.iEy
Finland1486 Posts
Question for sitters: Do you bring your hand in front of your face after every wipe, before dropping the paper, to check if the paper is clean or do you just wipe some and leave without knowing you are done? Standing up this is effortless to do because of so much space but i dunno about the space between your thigh and the toilet seat.. | ||
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alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote: what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure wiping your bum bum | ||
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koziol
Poland768 Posts
and lol strange question | ||
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koziol
Poland768 Posts
and lol strange question | ||
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NotSupporting
Sweden1998 Posts
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hugitout
United States379 Posts
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frankbg
Canada335 Posts
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sushiman
Sweden2691 Posts
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ZBiR
Poland1092 Posts
I knew some people were sitting, but I sure was suprised that it's that common (poll results). | ||
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Itachii
Poland12466 Posts
On January 03 2009 22:30 koziol wrote: what is wiping?? i dont undrestand im from poland? i can try to guess but im not sure god just stop posting lol | ||
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ShAsTa
Belgium2841 Posts
And a big WTF to standing. I thought everybody did it sitting. | ||
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Quanticfograw
United States2053 Posts
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Piste
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sprawlers
Norway439 Posts
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minisense
Korea (South)27 Posts
easier to spread + simply drop the tissue after use without looking | ||
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 03 2009 23:29 sushiman wrote: Standing sounds like risky business. Some people like to live dangerously, I guess . | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:29 haduken wrote: is this really something worthy of discussion on TL.net? lol | ||
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LordWeird
United States3411 Posts
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Gretchen
Germany128 Posts
On January 03 2009 22:41 koziol wrote: ok i undrestand - i do it while standing.. lol i think here in europe most ppl do this while standing. No. | ||
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fanatacist
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
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JeeJee
Canada5652 Posts
what the hell to be fair i became aware of the other method a few years back. it was quite a shock at the time, lol | ||
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Sprite
United States1015 Posts
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vik170
Norway11 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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JWD
United States12607 Posts
On January 04 2009 01:32 vik170 wrote: i just 1a2a3a4a ...... wtf can this just die already | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
I think temp bans should be given out starting now. | ||
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
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ToT)OjKa(
Korea (South)2437 Posts
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Cloud
Sexico5880 Posts
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Salv
Canada3083 Posts
On January 04 2009 01:44 fanatacist wrote: I think temp bans should be given out starting now. Agree. That was awful T_T | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote: you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't QFT but some people don't have a choice. Whenever I know I will be in a public place for a prolonger period of time I do my best to do it before or hold it, but if it is a daily thing (think school/work) then I gradually change my biological schedule to not have to do it there. In some places it's not so bad, like white-collar neighborhoods and workplaces. | ||
GHOSTCLAW
United States17042 Posts
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nortorius
Canada1210 Posts
On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote: you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit. | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On January 04 2009 02:10 nortorius wrote: I wouldn't use public toilets if it wasn't necessary, trust me lol. Working 12 hr days on a construction site leaves little choice for clean places to shit. I worked 10-11 hour shifts at a factory, and I gradually trained myself out of the need to take a shit there :p It's doable. | ||
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Senx
Sweden5901 Posts
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Ganfei
Taiwan1439 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:28 Cambium wrote: I do it half way between standing and sitting. Back in the old days, we didn't have toilet seats, so sitting wasn't an option to begin with. This is exactly what I was thinking. uh old days = 1900? | ||
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lxginverse
Monaco1506 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote: i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney. wtf | ||
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DanceCommander
United States1808 Posts
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
A. You most likely scoop your poop based upon what you saw your parents doing as a child. You may not remember it, but I somehow doubt your parents made sure you never saw them take a crap as an infant. B. People with lower IQs have more children than people with higher IQs. C. The prevalence of sitting and wiping can be explained as the behaviour of low IQ individuals. | ||
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inlagdsil
Canada957 Posts
Poll: Do you wipe or spray water? (Vote): Wipe (Vote): Spray water (Vote): Regularly do both | ||
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Jonoman92
United States9104 Posts
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maleorderbride
United States2916 Posts
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote: Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose. Poll: Do you wipe or spray water? (Vote): Wipe (Vote): Spray water (Vote): Regularly do both Some Chinese geneticists were having a convention over the summer at UCD and one of them took a crap in the shower and just left it there =/ | ||
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
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SChasu
United States1505 Posts
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
I use moisturized baby wipes. This is the only way. The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet. But you get used to that. | ||
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DennizR
Sweden653 Posts
I'll continue to do it standing in the future. | ||
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white_box921
United Kingdom967 Posts
On January 03 2009 22:34 Hot77.iEy wrote: Sitting style seems so much more troublesome! You have so little room to maneuver your hand without touching anything nasty. isn't this where all the SC practice come in, think about the finger works you have done over your mouse/keyboard and it doesn't seem too hard | ||
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Magicbox
Denmark73 Posts
On January 04 2009 04:01 DoctorHelvetica wrote: I bend over and wipe from my eep down to my balls. I use moisturized baby wipes. This is the only way. The baby wipes are huge so sometimes I do it standing because if I push hard enough I can wedge it into my ass pretty good. It works like a charm. Problem is your butthole feels a little violated afterwards and wet. But you get used to that. wtf?! On January 04 2009 01:50 ToT)OjKa( wrote: you do not use public toilets for shits man...you just don't qft. I shit once a day and I make sure i'm doing it while i'm at home. And I had NO idea that people would wipe standing. I mean wtf!? Wouldn't it cause your buttchecks (spelling?) to tighten up and press the shit back in? xD | ||
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andiCR
Costa Rica2273 Posts
quality post haha | ||
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
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naonao
United States847 Posts
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lololol
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Epicfailguy
Norway893 Posts
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Warrior Madness
Canada3791 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
On January 04 2009 03:09 inlagdsil wrote: Not everyone wipes. In some countries, like in the Indian sub-continent, people use water jets for that. Also, some crazy japanese toilets have spray heads for that purpose. Poll: Do you wipe or spray water? (Vote): Wipe (Vote): Spray water (Vote): Regularly do both When I first arrived in Japan, I would spray then wipe every time I take a dump. After a few months, it became really (I mean really) time consuming, so I stopped spraying. I'd still always do it at work though... | ||
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caelym
United States6421 Posts
On January 03 2009 21:09 paper wrote: if you stand, doesn't it smudge all over your ass and then your smushed cheeks deny any access? the way i do it, i lift my right side up a little bit and wipe while sitting o__O you dont stand up straight... i bend over when i stand up and do my thing | ||
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niteReloaded
Croatia5282 Posts
some people stand while wiping the ass? omfg Someone explain how standing is more practical than sitting? On January 03 2009 21:16 mmgoose wrote: i scoop it with a spoon then lob it out the window aimed at my neighbor's chimney. LOL | ||
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blabber
United States4448 Posts
On January 04 2009 04:41 lololol wrote: What about crouching? I think that's what they mean by standing. It's not a true stand | ||
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jimminy_kriket
Canada5520 Posts
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blabber
United States4448 Posts
On January 04 2009 04:12 DennizR wrote: I just tried doing it sitting for the first time, felt scary, was afraid I'd touch some, also had to more or less guess if it was clean or not, so afterwards I had to double-check with a standing-wipe anyways. I'll continue to do it standing in the future. you don't have to guess, you just look at the toilet paper and see if it's clean or not... | ||
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decafchicken
United States20074 Posts
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MadNeSs
Denmark1507 Posts
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sprawlers
Norway439 Posts
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
Lol I actually like those comments. | ||
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Netherlands13554 Posts
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