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Synwave
Profile Joined July 2009
United States2803 Posts
July 04 2012 16:55 GMT
#301
beard trimmer with that attachment that allows a certain length of hair to be left. Set it high, go over area, set it over, go over area again. Now you have very short easily cleanable ass without the hassle of shaving smooth/ingrown hairs/waxing.

Problem solved and moving on. This thread equals O_O
♞Nerdrage is the cause of global warming♞
Romano
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany60 Posts
July 04 2012 16:56 GMT
#302
On July 05 2012 01:52 The KY wrote:
I've seen this thread on the sidebar a couple of times now and never clicked on it, fearing it's contents.

It has exceeded expectations.

For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type.


yes; 100% agree.
Zinnwaldite
Profile Joined August 2010
Norway1567 Posts
July 04 2012 16:56 GMT
#303
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote:
there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine.


I have a fair bit of hair,, but 2 out of 5 times when i poop i don't need to wipe at all,, i'm half blessed indeed..
We promise with a view to hope, but the reason to "accomplish" what we promised would be fear.
Fulla
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom519 Posts
July 04 2012 17:04 GMT
#304
Use the shower, easy
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Mzimzim
Profile Joined June 2011
United States221 Posts
July 04 2012 17:05 GMT
#305
charmin ultra dude. less is more
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
July 04 2012 17:06 GMT
#306
There's a course you can take in Brazil to learn how to deal with that, it's called "Apreciando o buraco" which roughly translates to 'Enjoying the crack', you basically learn series of techniques to become one with it, don't rush the act, it's all about the feel, you will never need to wipe again, it takes time, but eventually it will always be as clean as a whistle.
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
julianto
Profile Joined December 2010
2292 Posts
July 04 2012 17:06 GMT
#307
On July 04 2012 23:22 Euronyme wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2012 23:14 RogerX wrote:
On July 04 2012 17:32 jdseemoreglass wrote:
On July 04 2012 17:23 architecture wrote:
PROTIP:

Stop using paper: use baby wipes.
This is a life-changing switch. Thank me later.

Sounds expensive...

PROTIP:

You don't need paper! It's true!
Just wipe with your hand and wash it in the sink when you are done.
Thank me later.

Oh jesus christ..


Yeah man. That's why you shake hands with your right hand. Back in the good old times everyone wiped with the left hand and dipped it in a jar of water afterwards

LOL These are the posts that get me excited with disgust.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
July 04 2012 17:09 GMT
#308
On July 05 2012 02:06 IshinShishi wrote:
There's a course you can take in Brazil to learn how to deal with that, it's called "Apreciando o buraco" which roughly translates to 'Enjoying the crack', you basically learn series of techniques to become one with it, don't rush the act, it's all about the feel, you will never need to wipe again, it takes time, but eventually it will always be as clean as a whistle.

Can you take it by correspondence?
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andynewin
Profile Joined March 2010
United States105 Posts
July 04 2012 17:32 GMT
#309
I shave its totally worth it BTW unless you Miss and cut yourself. I f you sit in the proper way you can minimize how much you need to wipe. BTW I was wondering do overweight people need to wipe more?
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Sofestafont
Profile Joined May 2011
United States83 Posts
July 04 2012 17:41 GMT
#310
I've started wiping sitting down and feel that is a big improvement in the amount of wipes it takes. Charmin also has wet toilet paper and it is scented. When I feel like splurging I'll get those and get a new book for my Kindle and prepare for a relaxing evening. Back on the hair situation. I am very hairy and many the time my hairs on my butt cheeks tangle together making it annoying to pull my cheeks apart. So I figured I'd shave my butt. Worst idea ever. It looked fine (according to my girlfriend at the time) that just my butt was shaven and not my legs, but than came the razor burn and ingrown hairs. It was hell to sit down on anything for maybe a month. So if you are going for hair removal--avoid the razor.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
July 04 2012 17:42 GMT
#311
On July 05 2012 02:32 andynewin wrote:
BTW I was wondering do overweight people need to wipe more?

I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet...
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InoyouS2
Profile Joined December 2011
1005 Posts
July 04 2012 17:44 GMT
#312
This is the weirdest thread I've seen on TL so far I think...
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Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
July 04 2012 17:48 GMT
#313
On July 05 2012 02:42 bonifaceviii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 05 2012 02:32 andynewin wrote:
BTW I was wondering do overweight people need to wipe more?

I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet...


*sigh* after gaining alot of weight in the last year, i can assure you, we (overweight people Q.Q) need to wipe more. Even with spreaded cheeks. And im not even huge :-<
Useless wet fish.
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
July 04 2012 18:35 GMT
#314
you know it's July 4th when...
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
NeMeSiS3
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
Canada2972 Posts
July 04 2012 18:39 GMT
#315
Can't beleive this was allowed to stay open : D I mean its hilarious, but it's obvious the poster was flaming : D he has 2 posts, this being one of them. Nonetheless, I got a quality laugh.
FoTG fighting!
sCCrooked
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Korea (South)1306 Posts
July 04 2012 18:44 GMT
#316
*We interrupt this internet connection for one moment*

Omfg there's over 16 pages on discussion of anus cleanliness. Carry on.

*Reality check complete. Please resume your regularly-scheduled internetz.*
Enlightened in an age of anti-intellectualism and quotidian repetitiveness of asinine assumptive thinking. Best lycan guide evar --> "Fixing solo queue all pick one game at a time." ~KwarK-
MajorityofOne
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada2506 Posts
July 04 2012 18:46 GMT
#317
I'm learning so much I never wanted to know
WilDMousE
Profile Joined July 2011
Chile1335 Posts
July 04 2012 18:47 GMT
#318
I was eating spagetti, now im hating this thread and my curiosity.
Barackopala
Wrath 2.1
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany880 Posts
July 04 2012 18:47 GMT
#319
on a serious note.

1) get nacked
2) dump
3) shower*
4) ???
5) profit (feel good.)

*as you probably already showered that day just wash your body and not the hair again.

The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horses of instruction.
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