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Fit to Lick? - Page 16
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
Problem solved and moving on. This thread equals O_O | ||
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Romano
Germany60 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:52 The KY wrote: I've seen this thread on the sidebar a couple of times now and never clicked on it, fearing it's contents. It has exceeded expectations. For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type. yes; 100% agree. | ||
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Zinnwaldite
Norway1567 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. I have a fair bit of hair,, but 2 out of 5 times when i poop i don't need to wipe at all,, i'm half blessed indeed.. | ||
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Fulla
United Kingdom519 Posts
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Mzimzim
United States221 Posts
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
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julianto
2292 Posts
On July 04 2012 23:22 Euronyme wrote: Yeah man. That's why you shake hands with your right hand. Back in the good old times everyone wiped with the left hand and dipped it in a jar of water afterwards  LOL These are the posts that get me excited with disgust. | ||
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:06 IshinShishi wrote: There's a course you can take in Brazil to learn how to deal with that, it's called "Apreciando o buraco" which roughly translates to 'Enjoying the crack', you basically learn series of techniques to become one with it, don't rush the act, it's all about the feel, you will never need to wipe again, it takes time, but eventually it will always be as clean as a whistle. Can you take it by correspondence? | ||
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andynewin
United States105 Posts
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Sofestafont
United States83 Posts
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:32 andynewin wrote: BTW I was wondering do overweight people need to wipe more? I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet... | ||
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InoyouS2
1005 Posts
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Capped
United Kingdom7236 Posts
On July 05 2012 02:42 bonifaceviii wrote: I'm guessing no, since they would have to spread their cheeks apart before they sit on the toilet... *sigh* after gaining alot of weight in the last year, i can assure you, we (overweight people Q.Q) need to wipe more. Even with spreaded cheeks. And im not even huge :-< | ||
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FeUerFlieGe
United States1193 Posts
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NeMeSiS3
Canada2972 Posts
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sCCrooked
Korea (South)1306 Posts
Omfg there's over 16 pages on discussion of anus cleanliness. Carry on. *Reality check complete. Please resume your regularly-scheduled internetz.* | ||
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MajorityofOne
Canada2506 Posts
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WilDMousE
Chile1335 Posts
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Wrath 2.1
Germany880 Posts
1) get nacked 2) dump 3) shower* 4) ??? 5) profit (feel good.) *as you probably already showered that day just wash your body and not the hair again. | ||
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