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Deleted User 255289
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Also, this should go in blogs right? | ||
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nennx
United States310 Posts
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Kevan
Sweden2303 Posts
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Ayush_SCtoss
India3050 Posts
Also I lol'd | ||
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SaYyId
Portugal277 Posts
On July 04 2012 13:15 ecstatica wrote: If youre truly eastern european you shouldnt worry about wiping That was not funny. | ||
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Ero-Sennin
United States756 Posts
Or you could shave the area at least... | ||
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IshinShishi
Japan6156 Posts
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
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MentalGNT
Denmark1264 Posts
OT: I'm pretty damn thorough. Not to the point where I start bleeding though. | ||
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AnachronisticAnarchy
United States2957 Posts
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
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Incze
Romania2058 Posts
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Romano
Germany60 Posts
PS: I rly hope some of the poll answers arent for real... this is rly disturbing  | ||
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FFGenerations
7088 Posts
unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree. this is true for females as much as for males. if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you. i say this because unless you use wet wipes or some amount of water (or a flannel) it is practically impossible to not smear in some fashion. there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. | ||
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Mackin
Ireland181 Posts
Absolutely hilarious post. | ||
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Zrana
United Kingdom698 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly). unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree. this is true for females as much as for males. if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you. there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine. I challenge anyone to read this post and not immediately wonder if they've accidently taken some drugs. | ||
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Kull of Atlantis
Turkey98 Posts
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote: there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration. this part made my day it's a hard job you are doing btw, you must be another level on being human and patience. huge props  | ||
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lannisport
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amazingxkcd
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
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The KY
United Kingdom6252 Posts
It has exceeded expectations. For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type. | ||
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