I am not of eastern european decent, I am a little bit asian but mostly caucasian, I still have hairy as fuck bums, ffs.Been years since I used any form of paper, I just shower after pooping, works wonders.When I used to wipe, it just got my bum hairs disgustingly sticky with feces, why would I want that?

bonifaceviii

Canada2890 Posts

July 04 2012 16:21 GMT

#288

Best thread on TL at the moment is a butthair thread.

MentalGNT

Denmark1264 Posts

July 04 2012 16:27 GMT

#289

This thread is amazing. Butthair is a great topic.

OT: I'm pretty damn thorough. Not to the point where I start bleeding though.

AnachronisticAnarchy

United States2957 Posts

July 04 2012 16:32 GMT

#290

One would think this thread would be closed by now. Not that I'm complaining, lol

ShaLLoW[baY]

Canada12499 Posts

July 04 2012 16:33 GMT

#291

anyone have an over/under on the final "how is this thread not closed yet" useless post count?

Incze

Romania2058 Posts

July 04 2012 16:37 GMT

#292

I don't think it'll last much longer. Maybe they're just waiting to see what happens/for it to die down.

Romano

Germany60 Posts

July 04 2012 16:39 GMT

#293

I have a lot of hair around there too. Like, rly a lot of hair. I always jump into the bathtub after I'm done, unscrew the shower head and splash my anus clean. I dont even use toiletpaper anymore. It's the best method imo. My anus is always clean and all the perverted girls out there want to rimjob it.
PS: I rly hope some of the poll answers arent for real... this is rly disturbing

FFGenerations

7088 Posts

July 04 2012 16:43 GMT

#294

i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly).

unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree.

this is true for females as much as for males.

if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you.

i say this because unless you use wet wipes or some amount of water (or a flannel) it is practically impossible to not smear in some fashion.

there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine.

Mackin

Ireland181 Posts

July 04 2012 16:45 GMT

#295

This isn't the poll you're looking for....

Absolutely hilarious post.

Zrana

United Kingdom698 Posts

July 04 2012 16:45 GMT

#296

On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote:
i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly).

unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree.

this is true for females as much as for males.

if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you.

there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine.

I challenge anyone to read this post and not immediately wonder if they've accidently taken some drugs.

Kull of Atlantis

Turkey98 Posts

July 04 2012 16:47 GMT

#297

On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote:
there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

this part made my day

it's a hard job you are doing btw, you must be another level on being human and patience. huge props

lannisport

878 Posts

July 04 2012 16:49 GMT

#298

I'll tell you a secret, lots of asians and certain middleeasterns like to wash their asses after wiping thoroughly. They squirt soap in one hand and use a cup like holder to pour with the other. It;s the third world's answer to bidets.

amazingxkcd

GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts

July 04 2012 16:51 GMT

#299

I dont even... what? 0,o?

The KY

United Kingdom6252 Posts

July 04 2012 16:52 GMT

#300

I've seen this thread on the sidebar a couple of times now and never clicked on it, fearing it's contents.

It has exceeded expectations.

For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type.