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Deleted User 255289
Profile Joined March 2012
281 Posts
July 04 2012 15:39 GMT
#281
Wax your entire lower body or something.

Also, this should go in blogs right?
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nennx
Profile Joined April 2010
United States310 Posts
July 04 2012 15:39 GMT
#282
why isn't this thread deleted or moved yet
Sup
Kevan
Profile Joined April 2011
Sweden2303 Posts
July 04 2012 15:39 GMT
#283
Yeah, I don't mind rimjobs either.
SC2, rip in pepperinos
Ayush_SCtoss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
India3050 Posts
July 04 2012 15:40 GMT
#284
Just wash your ass with water.
Also I lol'd
End my suffering
SaYyId
Profile Joined August 2010
Portugal277 Posts
July 04 2012 15:45 GMT
#285
On July 04 2012 13:15 ecstatica wrote:
If youre truly eastern european you shouldnt worry about wiping

That was not funny.
No Strings. No attachments.
Ero-Sennin
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States756 Posts
July 04 2012 15:47 GMT
#286
You could use baby wipes

Or you could shave the area at least...
Luck makes talent look like genius.
IshinShishi
Profile Joined April 2012
Japan6156 Posts
July 04 2012 15:47 GMT
#287
I am not of eastern european decent, I am a little bit asian but mostly caucasian, I still have hairy as fuck bums, ffs.Been years since I used any form of paper, I just shower after pooping, works wonders.When I used to wipe, it just got my bum hairs disgustingly sticky with feces, why would I want that?
So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
July 04 2012 16:21 GMT
#288
Best thread on TL at the moment is a butthair thread.
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
MentalGNT
Profile Joined January 2011
Denmark1264 Posts
July 04 2012 16:27 GMT
#289
This thread is amazing. Butthair is a great topic.

OT: I'm pretty damn thorough. Not to the point where I start bleeding though.
What a player
AnachronisticAnarchy
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States2957 Posts
July 04 2012 16:32 GMT
#290
One would think this thread would be closed by now. Not that I'm complaining, lol
"How are you?" "I am fine, because it is not normal to scream in pain."
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
July 04 2012 16:33 GMT
#291
anyone have an over/under on the final "how is this thread not closed yet" useless post count?
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
Incze
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Romania2058 Posts
July 04 2012 16:37 GMT
#292
I don't think it'll last much longer. Maybe they're just waiting to see what happens/for it to die down.
Religion: Buckethead
Romano
Profile Joined June 2010
Germany60 Posts
July 04 2012 16:39 GMT
#293
I have a lot of hair around there too. Like, rly a lot of hair. I always jump into the bathtub after I'm done, unscrew the shower head and splash my anus clean. I dont even use toiletpaper anymore. It's the best method imo. My anus is always clean and all the perverted girls out there want to rimjob it.
PS: I rly hope some of the poll answers arent for real... this is rly disturbing
FFGenerations
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
7088 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 16:50:00
July 04 2012 16:43 GMT
#294
i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly).

unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree.

this is true for females as much as for males.

if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you.

i say this because unless you use wet wipes or some amount of water (or a flannel) it is practically impossible to not smear in some fashion.

there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. sometimes it just "comes right out" and thats the end of the matter. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine.
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Mackin
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland181 Posts
July 04 2012 16:45 GMT
#295
This isn't the poll you're looking for....

Absolutely hilarious post.
Serenity
Zrana
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom698 Posts
July 04 2012 16:45 GMT
#296
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote:
i am a care assistant so i have some superior experience with this issue , since i wipe around 30 asses per day for the last 5 years (sadly).

unless you shower every time you shit, it is very likely that you usually have shit smeared over your behind to some degree.

this is true for females as much as for males.

if you think you are "wiping till you're clean" it is very likely that you're not and there is some degree of shit smeared over you.

there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

btw "having hair" doesn't make the situation any worse, unless you are exceptionally hairy. infact i think that a smooth/feminine ass is actually worse for the situation, i know this because i removed all of the hair from my ass one time. average hair is fine.


I challenge anyone to read this post and not immediately wonder if they've accidently taken some drugs.
Kull of Atlantis
Profile Joined June 2012
Turkey98 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-07-04 16:48:31
July 04 2012 16:47 GMT
#297
On July 05 2012 01:43 FFGenerations wrote:
there are rare people and/or occaisions, i'd say maybe 1 in 20, who seem to have perfectly clean asses due to the way the shit is somehow released. this might be because these people only shit a certain texture of shit due to poor but consistent diet, or a certain design of their ass size, though i haven't paid enough attention to figure it out. i am always surprised and somewhat delighted when this occurs, and make sure they know about it as i feel it is something of celebration.

this part made my day

it's a hard job you are doing btw, you must be another level on being human and patience. huge props
King Kull must die!
lannisport
Profile Joined February 2012
878 Posts
July 04 2012 16:49 GMT
#298
I'll tell you a secret, lots of asians and certain middleeasterns like to wash their asses after wiping thoroughly. They squirt soap in one hand and use a cup like holder to pour with the other. It;s the third world's answer to bidets.
amazingxkcd
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
July 04 2012 16:51 GMT
#299
I dont even... what? 0,o?
The world is burning and you rather be on this terrible website discussing video games and your shallow feelings
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
July 04 2012 16:52 GMT
#300
I've seen this thread on the sidebar a couple of times now and never clicked on it, fearing it's contents.

It has exceeded expectations.

For the record, who could even stand to go around without a perfectly clean anus? That is not a sentence I ever thought I would type.
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